[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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Dark and Ice looked at the ponies before them : Me, Breeze, Shot, Cross, Charge, Light, Vinetion and Rainbow Dash as we were all in a room with screens showing the view of surveillance cameras in the forested war zone.

" Hmmmm.... I pick, Breeze, Vinetion, Rainbow Dash and Graze," said Ice.

" Well that leaves me with Mr. Charge, Light, Cross and Shot," Dark said," HA! I'm going to win! I have a medic, a war veteran and a pony who had experience with guns."

" Fuck you bro! I have the fastest team! and also Vinetion since we are in a forest!" Ice said. They both were kinda correct but I had a better surprise in store.

" Okay! OKAY! Everyone just go pick your guns! I already have my Barret .50 sniper and magnum, just hurry up so you we can get this over with!"

Everyone rushed off to pick their non-lethal weapons of choice.

Cross picked up a M60 Light Machine Gun...... Just what the fuck was he planning to do with that!

Dark and Ice both picked up a M 16 carbine rifle," HEY! I SAW IT FIRST! JUST LET GO!" Dark said.

" I GOT IT FIRST! FUCK YOU!" Ice shouted.

" THERE ARE TWO OF THOSE GUNS! JUST SOMEPONY PICK ANOTHER FUCKING GUN!" I shouted as Ice grabbed the gun away sticking out a tongue at Dark showing that he had won.

Dark gave out a few mumbles to himself as he had to do sooo much extra work just to pick up one gun.

Vinetion and Rainbow Dash each picked up a quadrupled barrel shotgun,"  Nice choice, I suppose we are on the same team!" Vine said.

I didn't even know they fricking made those.

" Heh- Yeah! Let's kick some flank! The other team can't shoot what they can't aim at," Rainbow Dash said smiling at Vine.

" Wanna work together since we are on the same team?" Vine offered.

" Buck yeah!" Rainbow agreed.

I then looked at Light who picked up a F2000 assault rifle.... Damn these ponies knew there guns.

I then watched SeaBreeze who picked up a UMP-45 sub-machine gun while Mr. Charge was having a hard time picking out guns. Two unicorn ponies, both green and brown, the color of camouflage were the owners of the shootout zone now entered through the door.

" Okay! These two are Sally and Mustang, they own this joint and will teleport you back here if you get shot five times, Understood?"

They all nodded," All right let me lay a few ground rules, NO CONTROLLING PLANTS!" I looked at Vine," NO ICE AND NO LIGHTNING!" I looked at the two competitors," NO...well healing magic won't really do anything here," I looked at Cross with a wry look," One headshot is equivalent to three shots," I held my rifle and smiled," and also you can't escape this place, "anti-teleport the fuck out of here zone" so you guys are trapped til the game is done!"

They all nodded," Good! Sally ! Mustang! Do watcha gotta do....WAIT!" I stopped them as their magic engulfed their horns.

"Guys before you start.... this is the sound of my gun, just to know who you're fucking with." I pointed the gun up in the air.

*CLICK* *BOOOM!!!* A thunderous roar came from the gun, deafening everypony in the room.

"AHHH FUCK!!" I heard some of them say with their eyes closed, hooves covering their ears.

I motioned my arms for the two magic ponies to continue with the spell.

* ZZTT-PING!*

All ponies who were with their guns were now gone.... except for two, me and Mr. Charge.

" You ready to teach them a lesson sir?" I said as I smiled evilly.

Mr. Charge picked up a minigun....kind of ironic, it wasn't that mini more like massive as he even had the strength to hold the gun almost his size," Oh Buck Yeah!"

" Divide and Conquer?" I asked.

" Hunt them down like wild animals." He said as he smiled.

" Sally, Mustang? Would you kindly?"

They smiled, nodded and teleported both of us out of the room.

" This is going to be interesting," Mustang said.

" Ahaha yup!" His sister Sally chimed.

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*ZZZTT PING*

Ice's team had now appeared in the middle of a forest while Mr. Charge was teleported far into the clouds especially for pegasus ponies, Ice said," Okay guys! Let's kick some flank! Right Graz-- Graze?"

" Where is Graze?!" Breeze shouted.

" I don't know, the plants don't sense him!" Vine said as she was missing a team member.

A shadow passed above them, Rainbow Dash was the first to notice," Graze?!"

"Nope!" Mr. Charge then swooped down from a tree flying as aimed at the ground, the ponies weren't his targets...not yet.

* GAT GAT GAT GAT*

He shot the bullets causing the team to panic, Breeze ran to the East, while Vinetion and Rainbow Dash escaped to the North as Ice ran to the West all trying to run away from the berserk Mr. Charge.

"GUYS! DON'T WORRY! WE WILL MEET UP LATER!" Ice, their team leader said," JUST TRY AND STAY ALIVE!"

" NO SHIT SHERCLOP!" Breeze said as he ran off with his UMP-45 around his neck.

" Don't Worry Ice, we will meet you back!" Vine said running off with Rainbow Dash with their shot guns in their mouths.

Mr. Silent Charge laughed, calmed himself down and reached his hoof by his ear," How ya doing Graze?"

" I'm fine *BOOM BOOM* the other team has now been dispersed! It's time to fucking hunt!" I said through Mr. Charge's ear piece.

" Alright! Just report when you get someone!"

" Will do. Stay FROSTY! Killjoy out."

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" Hmmph, I swear I saw Shot run this way, A-ha!" I recognized Shot as he was shaking his guns in fear, alone...in the forest again. I quickly dove in a bush and aimed down my scope aiming for his head.

*Rustle Rustle*

Shot had heard the movement in the bush," Come out GRAZE! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"

[ FUCK! THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK!]

< Ooo I know! Make some animal noises!>

{ Good Idea!}

I looked down my sights as CrackShot stared at the bush," KAWKAW KAW!"

" What the buck is a crow doing in a bush?" Shot said even more curious, aiming his guns towards the bush.

"...oh fuck...umm... MOO! MOO!" I mimicked a cow.

[ WHAT KIND OF FUCKING COW IS DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST! BETTER YET A SHOOTOUT ZONE!]  < I've seen some crazy shit bro>

"Ha! Graze even though I don't like the fore--"

*BOOOM!! BOOOM!!*

I shot CrackShot twice in the head with the non lethal air pressurized bullets as I hid in the bush," How about Fuck You?"

* ZZZTT PING* CrackShot was teleported to the surveillance room.

" One down Mr. Charge, how much have you got?"

" I'm looking out for Cross! Can't find the bugger anywhere, got the second biggest gun ya know?"

" Alright sir, stay quiet and keep in contact." I said through my ear piece.

I heard some hoof steps move towards the source of gun fire. Holy shit! It was Light! I flew quickly into the trees covering my escape.

" SHOT!? CRACKSHOT?!" He shouted as he looked at a pair of dual wields on the floor. He then took his gun and began shooting in random bushes.

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Shot looked at the screen showing his position only a few seconds ago," Ah BUCK! THOSE BULLETS HURT LIKE HELL!"

" Just be grateful they aren't real bullets," Mustang said," What do you expect? You're dealing with KillJoy."

" Who?" Shot said.

" Razor! He goes by that name while here, his father used to take him here when he was younger so we kinda know him.....knows the place from the back of his hoof and blindfolded." Sally said pointing to the screen," By the way, you might wanna see this."

On the screen they saw Light shoot in the random bushes and them ambushed by me as I shot one bullet from the trees into his head causing him to be in a daze.

*BOOM* The noise from the rifle echoed throughout the forest now reaching the ponies in the surveillance room.

" OHH SHIT!! LIGHT!! RUN!"

I then landed in front of Light and pulled out my magnum shooting him in the leg causing him to kneel in pain and then another between his eyes.

*ZZTTTT~PING!*

Light now appeared in the room," AHHH SHIT!!!! THAT FREAKING STINGS!! WHO GOT ME?!"

" Graze..." Shot said," He got me a while back.."

" Manehattan ain't far from Trottingham," Sally said.

" Looks like he is collecting your guns Mr. CrackShot, KillJoy loves dual wields, guess that's why he took you out first," Mustang said looking at the screen.

" Who?" Light asked.

" Graze."

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Silent Charge was walking throughout the forest when suddenly he spotted RedCross.

" Sir! I got LightBlade!" I said through our communicator.

" Excellent! I got my eyes on Cross, will report to you in a few."

" Good luck!" I shouted kind of loud.

RedCross looked at the source of the noise, Mr. Charge.

They both stood their silently as they looked at each other.

" So... Mr. Charge? How long has it been?" Cross said as he pulled out his M60.

" Hmmmm... Not to long... Well it's gonna be pretty damn short for you," Charge said whipping out the minigun pressing the a button allowing it to rotate.

" Shall we?" RedCross asked as he moved a few steps back.

" We shall..." Mr. Charge said moving back as well. The both stood their silent as they had their guns going all western on the scene.

A little tumbleweed appeared as the wind carried it passing through them.

*Whhooshhh*

" Three..." Cross said.

" Two...." Charge said.

"...One!"

" DRAW!!" Both of them shouted as they flew circles shooting bullets at each other.

* GAT GAT GAT GAT* Mr. Charge's weapon went firing first as he had heated up the gun before.

Cross' weapon fired second and slower only getting two perfect shots at Charge before soon getting a five rounds in his side.

*ZZTTT PING!*

"....Fuck Yeah!" Charge shouted.

" Graze! I got Cross! Got two shots though" Charge said excitedly.

" That's great new! I got my eyes on SeaBreeze at the moment!"

" WAIT! WHAT?! SeaBreeze you say?"

" Yeah, my crosshair is right on his pretty little head. " I said aiming my crosshairs perfectly on him.

" WAIT! DON'T TAKE THE SHOT! Just mark him with your laser pointer."

I flipped a small switch which emitted a bright red light on the back of SeaBreeze.

" Now what?"

" Now you watch."

I sat in my bush for at least five minutes waiting for something to happen.

" Where the buck are you Silent?!"

* Humming sounds*

A huge shadow appeared from the skies, very rectangular in shape.

" WHAT.... THE....FUCK?!" I exclaimed as I saw this massive... AND I MEAN MASSIVE TEXT BOOK COMING FROM THE SKY.

" HOLY SHIT!!" SeaBreeze exclaimed.

I jumped out of the bush and ran for my life keeping the guns intact.

I heard an evil laughter," HA! THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T CHEAT ON MY FRICKING TEST!"

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" MUSTANG!! GET THAT PEGASUS OUT OF THERE!! HE CAN'T MAKE IT!!" Sally shouted.

" WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT BOOK EVEN COME FROM?!!" He shouted focusing on his spell.

" HOW DO YOU EVEN GET A FUCKING BOOK THAT BIG!!" Cross shouted.

" JUST GET HIM OUT!!" Light said.

*ZZTTTT PING!*

" I'M SORRY CELESTIA FOR SCRUBBING MY FLANK WITH SHOT'S TOOTHBRUSH!" Breeze was making his last prayer for forgiveness.

" YOU FUCKING WHAT?!" Shot exclaimed.

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* BOOM BOOM*

The dust had finally cleared as I heard a few gun shots," Hey Charge?"

" Yeah?''

" Those shots came from you?"

" Nooope, you would have heard more if it was from me."

" Yeah... you're right.... I'm going to look for Vinetion and Rainbow now"

" I will meet up with you.... If you find them... take the shot."

" Obviously... pftchh I never miss." I said as I flew off into the clouds, I didn't want them to see me.

I proned on top of the fluffy cloud as I reloaded my Barret Caliber .50 rifle and my magnum...just in case, it was a pretty far distance.

I aimed down my crosshairs looking all over the place until I spotted a certain cyan and wooded coated mares walking by a cave.

< Just breathe in and out....in and out>

I aimed a bit higher above their heads acknowledging the effects of Coriolis.

*BOOM*

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" And then I grabbed both of them with my plant! Hung them upside down!" Vine joked.

" Hahahaha that is freaking hilarious!" Rainbow said," Wow you're a cool mare."

"Heh...thanks," Vine blushed.

*BOOM* *fwit* FUCK I MISSED!

" Oh shit! WHERE ARE THE BULLETS COMING FROM?!" Rainbow Dash said.

*BOOM*

A bullet made contact with Vine, she said emotionless," Ouch, that kinda hurt."

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" WHAT DO YOU MEAN ' FUCKING KINDA HURT'?" I asked myself," That's it, I'm shooting these mares."

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" Wow, you're a bad flank." Rainbow Dash said.

*BOOM* *fwit*

" I DON'T WANNA DIE A VIRGIN!!" Dash said overreacting.

" ME TOO!!" Vine shouted.

Rainbow Dash looked at her and smiled flirtishly.

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I looked through my scope taking aim once again," ....Wait...What?.....What the buck are those mares... "

[ I can't even buy that type of clop anywhere ]

< I can!>

" Hey Graze! How's the hunting going." Silent said as he reached the cloud with me.

" SHHHH!!!" I said.

He grabbed my sniper rifle and looked down the scope," WOW!!! THAT'S A BIT TOO FREAKY FOR ME!"

" SHAME ON YOU GRAZE!" He exclaimed grabbing his mini gun flying towards them.

"NO! WAIT!" I shouted and soon gave up trying to stop him. I aimed down my scopes and saw Mr. Silence's gun rotate and shoot both of the mares.

*ZZTT PING* Both of them were transported to the surveillance sight.

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*ZZTT PING*

" So... you like mares Vine dontcha?" Breeze teased while the others laughed.

"How did you know?!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"Cameras," said Light while Cross was snickering.

" Buck you," Vine said walking disappointed," Buck all of you with a cactus."

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Mr. Charge flew back to my cloud," DUDE I WAS WATCHING THAT!!"

He said calmly," I came here to win.... also you have a marefriend."

" Ugh! Fine... did you bring me their weapons ? Also whose left?" I asked.

"Yup! Two quad barreled shot guns and Ice and Dark..."

" Perfect." I said.

I aimed down to see Ice who was walking all over the forest with his M16 carbine rifle shouting," GUYS!! I HEARD SOME GUN SHOTS! ARE YOU OKAY?! VINE? BREEZE?! RAINBOW!!? ANYPONY?"

I then looked a bit to my left looking at dark with the same rifle," ANYPONY OUT THERE?!! LIGHT?! CROSS! SHOT?! ANYONE?!!"

I sat on my cloud looking at the two hopeless ponies as I reloaded my weapon," Charge, check this out."

I aimed down my scope and aimed for Dark's head *BOOM* " DIRECT HIT!" Dark had taken the shot to head left with only two shots left as he ran in the direction of Ice.

* CLICK CLICK* *BOOM*

"HAHA! YES! Both of them need only two shots left...hopefully this works out," I said as I saw Dark and Ice run into each other.

" Now what?" Charge asked.

" Bring all the guns we collected....Now! we go predator," I said as I picked up the two quad barreled shot guns," Thanks Vine and Rainbow."

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Ice and Dark both ran into each other after both getting shot in the head.

*THUD*

"HEY! WATCH WHERE YA GOIN--huh Dark!" Ice said," I'M SO HAPPY YOUR ALIVE! NO ONE ELSE IS OUT HERE! EVERYONE ON MY TEAM IS GONE!!"

" ICE?! I CAN'T FIND ANYONE EITHER! THEY JUST ALL DISAPPEARED!" Dark exclaimed. " What do you think happened?"

" I don't know but I'm scared, everyone is GONE! I can't even find Graze! He disappeared first!" Ice said," ....GRAZE!!"

" MR. CHARGE WAS GONE TOO!! You don't think they--"

*BOOM*

" WE ARE GOING TO HAVTA WORK TOGETHER IF WE ARE GOING TO SURVIVE!"

*BOOM*

" FUCKING RUN!!"

They both ran guns hanging by their necks in the forest into a wide open area.

" What the fuck?" They both said in unison as they looked at the stockpile of guns on the ground, the M60, the F2000, CrackShot's dual wields and a Ump-45.

* Ar-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh* [ SORRY GUYS THATS THE BEST SOUND EFFECT FOR PREDATOR I GOT!]

"Graze! DAD?!!" Dark exclaimed.

* Ar-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh*

*CLICK CLICK*

" OKAY OKAY! I'M SORRY! I WILL STOP COMPETING WITH DARK! YOU WERE RIGHT THESE GAMES ARE SILLY!" Ice said.

" I'M SORRY TOO! I WILL STOP FIGHTING WITH ICE!! WE ARE NO BETTER THAN EACH OTHER!!" Dark apologized.

*BOOM* A bullet landed close by their hooves," WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!!"

" YEA WE SAID WE WERE FUCKING SORRY!" Dark shouted," FUCK THIS!" He grabbed his M-16 rifle and shot anywhere he heard the noises came from.

Ice then grabbed his gun and followed Dark," FUCK YOU GRAZE!!!"

They both fired endless rounds into the bushes.

*ZZTT PING*

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" Mr. CHARGE!! IF THEY GOT YOU WHERE IS GRAZE?!!" Breeze shouted.

" I was only a decoy. Meh. Two shots left before I was gone anyways.... just watch."

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"YEAH!! WE FUCKING GOT HIM!!" said Ice.

" SO...Why haven't we teleported?" Dark questioned.

*Tap Tap*

I had sneaked up behind them pointing the quadrupled shot guns at both of their faces," Because fuck you."

" Oh Fu--"

* BOOOM!! BOOOM!!*

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*ZZTTT PING*

" AHHHHHH FUCK!! THAT HURT LIKE FUCKING HELL!" Both of them bitched as their hooves covered their faces in pain.

" Of course it did, what else would you expect from two quadruple barrel shot guns?" Vine said laughing at their expense.

" You do know Graze planned this from the start right?" Cross said.

" That was kinda evil....even for me." Light said.

" YEAH! WHO USES THEIR FRIENDS FOR A HUNTING GAME ANYWAYS!" Breeze said.

" Well, Graze for one...and we are going to get him back...." Shot said.

"How?! He just murdered all of us out there!!" Rainbow Dash said standing close to Vine.

" He needed Charge's help! He could have never done it on his own." Vine argued.

" Actually he could have, he took out one of your squads." Charge said smiling," But it was all fun in games."

" I am going to get revenge on that bitch!" Dark said.

" How!?" They all asked.

" We annoy the hell out of him, he hates that--" Ice said looking at Dark.

"--with THE GAME!" Dark said.

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