[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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"Well look at what we have here, my favorite students in the library." Mr. Charge said," Sadly I have nothing for you guys to do in this library for a whole twelve hours, so good luck!"

" SO WAIT YOU ARE JUST GOING TO LEAVE THE FOUR OF US HERE!! WITHOUT ANYTHING!! THAT'S TORTURE!!" SeaBreeze shouted.

" Wait four?"

" YEA, DARK, ICE, SHOT AND ME!!" SeaBreeze shouted.

" Where... is.... Graze?" Charge said sternly.

And just in the convenience of time a scroll appeared in front of Mr. Charge. He opened it and read:

Dear Mr. Charge,

I am so sorry I cannot attend your detention today as I have projectile diarrhea, please excuse me as I cannot move from this toilet bowl.

Your lovely and faithful student,

Razor Graze.

Charge began walking towards the door, when Ice announced," So wait, you are just going to leave us here?"

"I'll be back, if you guys move from this library... I will hunt you down and your flanks will be hung on my wall," Charge said as if he meant it.

*Gulp* All four of them were now scared to even look around the library.

" You know you just fucked Graze right?" Dark said.

" Yup." SeaBreeze said.

" You know he is going to break you in half right," Shot said.

".....I know...." SeaBreeze now came to realization.

" Just making sure." Shot said.

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" Finally, I am back in my own private room. Feel's like ages that my door wasn't fixed," I said aloud while looking at my room," And now that it's private I can finally do what I wanted to..."

I trotted across to my closet, opened it and looked at a bunch of magazines," SSSSSSTTTT....ME GUSTA."

I looked at the stack, piled up high in marvel.

Ah Yes finally some "ME TIME".

*Knock Knock Knock*

OH FUCK WHY! CELESTIA CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME A MINUTE TO MYSELF!!

" Give me a second!" I shouted.

*BAM*

HOLY SHIT!! MR. CHARGE JUST RAMMED THROUGH MY DOOR!! MY PERFECTLY NOW FIXED DOOR!!!

" YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME!!??" Mr. Charge shouted.

He walked closer and closer to me, I quickly closed me closet and began to panic. I then looked all around my room when I saw a Celestia figurine.

I grabbed the tiny monument and preached," STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME EVIL SPIRIT!! MAY THE POWER OF CELESTIA COMPEL YOU!! BEGONE DEMON!!"

No way in five lives that was going to work, but it was worth a try.

I looked at me and hit the small figurine from my hand," The Goddess can't help you now." He grabbed me and threw me out my window.

*THUD* THE BASTARD THREW ME OUT MY OWN WINDOW!! YOU DON'T THINK THAT WAS OVERDOING IT?!

" ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!!" I shouted at him.

"YOU HAVE WINGS GRAZE!! USE THEM!!" He shouted," NOW GET YOUR ASS TO THE LIBRARY NOW!!"

I slowly began my trot from outside the school and towards the library.

Now reaching upon the door, Mr. Charge said," Wait."

"What NOW?!"

*CRASH* He picked me up by my mane and threw my at the door!

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!! FIRST YOU RAM MY FUCKING DOOR DOWN!! SECOND YOU DON'T BURST IN FLAMES AT THE CELESTIA FIGURINE!! YOU THROW ME OUT MY BUCKING WINDOW!! AND THROUGH A DOOR!!" My rant went on and on.

" Don't miss my detention, ever, ever again." Charge said sternly," Now go meet the others."

I walked up to Shot, Ice, Dark and Breeze," Hey guys, what's up?"

"Oh you know, the usual," Dark said.

" Breeze did it." Ice said.

" WHAT!!" SeaBreeze shouted.

" Thanks...." *POW* One sweet punch to the gut from me to Graze.

" Ahhh ... fuck you man!"

" Time and place buddy." I replied," Soooo what do we have to do for twelve hours?"

" Nothing.... Abso-fucking-lutely nothing." Ice said.

" WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN BOREDOM HERE!!!" Shot said.

" Don't worry guys, we are going to make this detention the best ever!"

" DO YOU KNOW??!! WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID?" Dark making sure he heard correctly.

[ LET'S PUT THE TIMER ON FOR TWELVE HOURS!! FUCK THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A CHAPTER!]

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" Wow, it really is boring without the guys here...." Ditzy said," I miss Graze."

" I know right, I wonder how Dark's detention is going?" Twilight asked.

" Don' worry sugarcube, ah'm sure Shot and the others are fine," AppleJack said.

" YEA I MEAN COME ON!! ICE AND THEM TOOK OUT THAT MEANIE ALICORN!! WOOHOO!!" Pinkie exclaimed.

" You girls are so lucky with your little crushes...." Luna said sadly.

" Now don't you worry, ya hear? We gonna find you a nice stallion," AppleJack reassured her as Luna gave a smile to that.

" Well... uhmm.. if we miss them so much....why don't we go in detention with them?" FlutterShy announced.

" THAT'S BRILLIANT!" Twilight remarked.

" Can't be too hard to get in trouble around here. I mean our coltfriend's do that all the time!" Ditzy said.

---------------Thirty minutes into boredom----------------

The library was practically empty because no pony ever visited during the weekend, so we could have talked as loud as we want.

" So, colts....If you were a mare for a day and I'm asking this because I was one.... what would you do?" I asked.

" WAIT YOU WERE A MARE FOR A DAY?!" Dark and Ice exclaimed.

"Uhuh, now give me your answers."

" Clop." They all said one after the other.

" Okay, cool, just making sure." I said.

" YO, MR. CHARGE!! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!" I shouted.

" CLOP!" Mr. Charge shouted from across the room.

" OKAY COOL! JUST ASKING!" I responded.

The door soon opened and the same medic pony from yesterday entered, what was he doing here?

"Ahh RedCross, I'm glad to see you actually came, even though I'm a teacher looking after students, I'm sorta bored as well." Mr. Charge said, he didn't ever talk as a teacher, he just shouted as one but he decided that he would pass time by being part of our little discussion or activities from time to time and since he was going to be bored, today was going to be quite... different.

"YO WASSAP CROSS!!" Dark shouted from halfway across the room.

" NOTHING BRO!" Okay he was like Mr. Charge in the sense of speaking with students like one of us," I'm just gonna be here with Charge as he looks after you all!"

"Actually I have to go, Thanks for volunteering to look after the students." Wow, what a dick!

" YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?! YOU DICK!!" RedCross shouted.

"Ta-Ta" Mr.Charge said as he slammed the door.

Silence now filled the air and I needed to break it.

" Sooooo, Cross, mare for a day, what would you do."

He grunted at what just took place and answered," Ughh......Clop."

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" So are you ready?" Twilight asked.

" Yup!" They ( AJ, FlutterShy, Pinkie Pie, Ditzy, Luna all answered)

" Okay, just shout anything foul and I'm sure we will get the detention....3....2....1....GO!"

" OHH FUCKKKK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG  WITH YOU TWILIGHT!!" Ditzy shouted.

" HEY BITCH!! DON'T BACKTALK ME!!"

" NOW LISTEN HERE YUH FILLIE FOOLER!! AH HAVE HALF O' MAH MIND TO BEAT YA ASS RIGHT HERE AND HERE!!" AppleJack shouted.

" -inhales deeply and says random curse words in random order which no pony understood-" Pinkie Pie.

" ohh...uhmm... you big meanie..." FlutterShy said.

" Uhmm girls? The cafeteria is empty," Luna now pointed out.

" Great! Now I just cursed for no reason!" Twilight said.

------------------Two hours into boredom---------------------

" WHAT IS LOVE?" I shouted.

" BABY DON'T HURT ME!!" Dark shouted.

" DON'T HURT ME!!" Shot shouted.

" No more," Ice said.

"Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt me," SeaBreeze sang.

" No more!" Red Cross said.

We all tried singing the beat which didn't even sound that bad.

"WHAT IS LOVE!?" I sang.

" YEA-HEA!!" Dark shouted.

[ Here you guys go : The Epic Version

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" Okay Plan Two!" Twilight exclaimed.

" Which is?" Luna said amused.

" We have a mare fight!" Twilight shouted.

" But... how do we start one?" AppleJack asked

" LIKE THIS!!" Pinkie exclaimed.

*WHAP*

She had slapped Ditzy,who now retaliated " YOU BITCH!! DITZY!!! PUNCH!!!!!!" Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense activated and ducked from the punch which had hit Twilight.

"WHAT THE BUCK!!" Twilight shouted now aiming for Ditzy.

" GIRLS!!" Luna called out in her Royal Canterlot Voice, she began to talk normally now," There is no one in the auditorium either."

" ....Buck...." Ditzy said.

--------------------Four hours into boredom-------------------

" C'mon Ice!! We want Ice Cream!!" I asked out.

" HOW THE BUCK YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT?!" He shouted.

" It's in your blood." I answered.

"That's racist." <Yes viewers racist, as there are three races of ponies>

"Okay fine, it's in your soul."

"That's racist."

" ....It's in your eyes?"

" That's gay" Ice said.

" That's homophobic" I called out.

" That's being an ice pony."

" That's racist." I said using his own line against him.

".....Damn, fine I will try and make your damn ice cream."

*Squee*

[ That's gay]

<That's homophobic>

[ That's being a conscience ]

< That's just being an asshole>

[...Fuck you...]

------------------- Five hours into boredom--------------------

" ......SO THEN HE SAID HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!" Dark shouted.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA" All of us laughed.

" Whew~ Someone tell another joke."

" Well one time I was dreaming I fucked a marshmallow," SeaBreeze said.

" Dude that's gross--"

" And then I woke up with Rarity."

" AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" We all laughed again.

" Yea let's do that! Let's tell each other our weirdest dream!" CrackShot shouted.

"Okay... well one time and I mean this was really weird, I dreamed that I was sleeping and the I woke up stopping that dream, but I was still in a dream and I woke up in real life," Cross said.

" Wow... a dream with a dream," Ice remarked.

" YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DREAMS--"

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".....Well buck, I'm out of ideas." Twilight said.

" Yeah me too and my face is kinda sore," Ditzy said rubbing her cheek.

" Yeah... mine too." Twilight agreed.

" I wonder what the guys are doing?" Pinkie Pie asked.

-------------------Eight hours into boredom--------------------

" Okay guys, since we are in a library I have an idea, pick a random book  and meet me back here!"

We all ran off into different sections in the library and returned with our books.

I ordered," Now turn to page forty five and the first sentence you read is your sexual life for this year."

They all flipped their pages.

I began," And then everyone died, the end." WOW MY SEXUAL LIFE WAS GOING TO SUCK!

Shot said now," AND THE CHIEF SAID OHHHHH HAAYY HAMALAA!!! ." WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

We all looked at Red Cross," Why!! WON'T YOU UNTIE ME FROM THESE ROPES!!!." No comment.

Dark looked at his book," hola te pedí una pizza con extra de pepperoni?" Okay well his own was going to suck.

[ Guys you are going to have to translate that one]

SeaBreeze began," We noticed in Section 1.4 that the limit of a function as x approaches a can often be found simply by calculating the value of the function at a."

Ice began reading his own," No matter how hard she scrubbed, the blood stains won't come out." He then looked at us with the strangest expression, his eyes wide open and in shock.

[HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY]

---------------------Nine hours into boredom------------------

"SHOT GIVE ME THAT TOILET PAPER!! I NEED TO GO!!" Ice shouted.

"NOO!! BOUNTY IS MINE!! I NEARLY LOST HIM AND HE HAS HALF A ROLL LEFT!!" Shot shouted.

" Shot, we are going to need that mother fucking toilet paper," I said.

" We can do this the hard way or the harder way,"  Dark said slowly.

" FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOUR BOWELS!!" Shot exclaimed.

" YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME!! WE NEED THAT PAPER!!" Cross said as we all urgently needed to go.

" YOU GUYS ARE IN A FUCKING LIBRARY!! THEIR A PAGES EVERYWHERE!!" Shot exclaimed.

" WE NEED THAT SOFTY GOODNESS!!" SeaBreeze now tackled him.

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" I CAN'T BELIEVE WE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO TROUBLE EVEN IF WE TRIED!" Ditzy shouted.

" UNBELIEVABLE WE TRIED EVERYTHING!" Twilight exclaimed.

"This is useless," Luna said.

Ditzy then leaned on the wall wanting to relax from today's events.

*CLICK* ~RINNNNNNGGGGG~ A loud klaxon off went as Ditzy apparently leaned on a wall with the fire alarm.

"WAIT! WHAT?!" Ditzy shouted.

"WHO PULLED THE FIRE ALARM?!" Charge asked coming out of the staff room.

" WE DID!!" Ditzy shouted pointing to the five other mares.

" TO THE LIBRARY NOW!! DETENTION WITH THE OTHERS!! That bell is only used for emergencies!"

--------------------Eleven hours into boredom-------------------

" Well... YO MOMMA SO FAT, CELESTIA DOESN'T USE THE MOON FOR AN ECLIPSE! SHE USES YO MOMMA!!" Dark said.

" OOOHHHHHH SNAP SON!! HERE'S A TISSUE CAUSE YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!" I said to Ice.

" WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!!" Shot said.

" Aight aight, but yo momma so ugly, when yo grandmother gave birth to her.....THE DOCTOR BITCHSLAPPED HER AND ASKED " WHY YOU SHIT ON THE BED!" Ice dissed Dark.

" OH SNAP SON!! YOU SMELL SMOKE?! CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!" Cross said.

~RINNNNNNGGGGG~

" YES BLESS THE GODESSES!! WE ARE FREEE!!" I shouted rushing to the door with my friends.

The door opened before I reached it, Mr. Charge coming out with his wings spread out blocking my path to freedom," False alarm... Meet my new prisoners."

He folded his wings revealing Ditzy, Twilight, Luna, Pinkie Pie, AppleJack and FlutterShy.

" Hi guys!" Ditzy said as Mr. Charge leaving all of us alone," You won't believe what we went through to get into detention!"

" ....Ditzy.... it's a library... you could have just walked in...." I stated the obvious.

Ditzy and the other mares face hoofed.

'' Well we are here now and you guys only have an hour left! So we aren't leaving," Twilight said.

All the mares and colts went close to their usual counterpart and began talking all except Luna and RedCross.

" Hello, urhmm what's your name?" Luna asked the medical pony shyly.

" Ohh most apologies your highness, my name is RedCross," he said stating himself in a proper manner for royalty yet blushing through his white coat.

" Please, I maybe a princess but I am also a student here, just call me Luna."

" Sorry your higne-- I mean Luna, so what brings you here?"

" Well, I was locked away on the moon for one thousand years and I do need a lot of studies to catch up on, why not join a school?" She asked rhetorically," And you are too tall to be a student, am I correct?"

" Yup, I'm a medic pony!"

"Fascinating, please tell me more!" Luna was now interested in the medic in detention. WOW SO WE ACTUALLY DO FIND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE!

------------------ Eleven hours and Fifty five minutes into boredom---------------------

"--- and then my mom pointed to a cutie mark on my flank, I was so happy that day!"

" You came over your disability of flight! That's amazing!" Luna said to Cross as he blushed from that statement.

The two seemed to be talking as old friends now meeting up while everyone was still talking to their mare friends.

" Hey Graze, why don't you set the old lovey dovey mood for Luna!" Pinkie told me.

I looked at him who seemed to be enjoying himself with Luna," Should I really? They seem to be doing fine."

" C'mon Luna has been lonely for a thousand years, you will be helping her out."

" Alright but I don't have my guitar."

" Don't Worry!" Pinkie said pulling out a guitar from thin air.

" How do you do that?" Ice looked at Pinkie now concerned.

" Shhhh!!! Graze hurry up and play!"

I tuned the guitar, strumming it a bit getting a good feel of the music:

We're on an open bed truck on the highway

Rain is coming down and we're on the run.

Think I can feel the breath in your body.

We gotta keep on running til' we see the sun.

Everybody was seeming to enjoy the music by their marefriends.

Oh you gotta fire and it's burnin' in the rain.

Thought that it went out, but it's burnin' just the same.

And you don't look back, not for anything.

'Cause love someone, love them all the same.

If you LOVE someone, love them all the same.

We all took in the song as it played, Ditzy was closer to me as I looked at her while I sang.

Oh I feel your heartbeat.

And oh, you're comin' around, comin' around, comin' around

If you can love somebody, love them all the same.

You gotta love somebody, love them all the same.

I'm Singing, Oh, I'm Feeling Your Heartbeat.

Cross looked at Luna and smiled at her from that last verse.

I'm tryin' to put it all back together.

I've got a story and I'm tryin' to tell it right.

I've got the kerosene and the desire.

I'm trying to start a flame in the heart of the night

She moved closer and placed a wing around him, making the first move.

Oh you gotta fire and it's burnin' in the rain.

Thought that it went out, but it's burnin' just the same.

And you don't look back, not for anything.

'Cause you love someone, you love them all the same.

If you love someone, you love them all the same.

I looked around the room, at all my friends knowing that this song was right for the moment. Love them all the same.

Oh I feel your heartbeat.

And oh, you're comin' around, comin' around, comin' around

If you can love somebody, love them all the same.

You gotta love somebody, love them all the same.

I'm singing, Oh, I feel your heartbeat.

I know the memories rushing into mind.

I want to kiss your scars tonight.

I'm laying here,

'Cause you've gotta try, you've gotta let me in, let me in

Luna allowed Cross as he moved closer towards her. She had let him in.

Oh I feel your heartbeat.

And oh, you're comin' around, comin' around, comin' around

You love somebody, you gotta, you gotta love somebody

You gotta, I'm singing, oh, I feel your heartbeat,

All your heartbeat, yeah, I said,

All your heartbeat, yeah,

All your heartbeat

I looked around the room as I ended my song, Pinkie was with Ice, Dark was with Twilight, Shot was with AppleJack, Breeze was with FlutterShy, I was with Ditzy and now Luna was with Cross.

They ended their kissed at the end of the song as we all watched at the new happy couple.

" Well would ya look at the time it's six o' clock! C'mon guys lets go the cafe quick for some dinner!" I announced after ending my song.

The couples exited the door pair by pair, side by side, except for two," Hey Luna, Cross you guys coming?"

" Nah bro, you go on ahead, I think I wanna stay with Luna for a while more." Cross announced with his eyes still on Luna.

" Alright brony, see ya later!" I closed the door," Hey Ditzy, wanna go get some muffins?"

*SQUEE* " YES!! YOU KNOW IT!!" She jumped on me tackling me to the floor as she hugged me.

" Hahahaha okay okay! Let's go before all are done!"

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"HEY GRAZE!!" Shot called out.

" Yeah?" I replied.

" AppleJack and I are going to PonyVille tomorrow to help out with AppleBuck season and I really REALLY REALLY NEED YOU AND THE OTHER GUYS HELP! IT NEEDS TO BE DONE IN ONE DAY!!"

" DUDE TOMORROW IS A SUNDAY!! MY SUNDAY!!"

Shot looked at me with the ever so " I want to fucking bitch slap" puppy dog pout face which only works because I can never slap it.

" ....ARGHH FINE!! BUT HOW DO WE GET THERE?!"

" By train."

".... Freaky shit happens on trains bro and we are going to return to school Monday right?!"

" OF COURSE! I PROMISE!!"

I looked at him," Pray to Celestia I don't murder you on that bucking train."

I really needed to pray more to Celestia, hoping that nothing bad would happen because I knew anything bad that could happen. WOULD HAPPEN!

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