Three of Me: School Society
Chapter 12: "The Test"
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< My conscience Joy writes in these and Italics>
{ I respond in these}
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*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Can't I ever get a good sleep at 7:00 in the morning? Why does Celestia love tormenting me? Am I that fun to tease?
Wait, 7:00.... 7:00..... OH BUCK I HAD A TEST TO WRITE IN AN HOUR! I rushed a bath and a brush of my teeth, completely missing breakfast with Ditzy, I had to apologize for that later. I dressed and glanced at my text book, page one hundred forty five.
[Meh, Close Enough]
<Ninety Percent ain't so bad Graze>
I dared myself a peek at the next five pages skimming through them, slightly picking up information on First Pony War.
Hopefully most of the test would be on the last forty five pages I studied for countless hours.
Picking up the book, I rushed out of Ditzy's apartment ( my door was still not fixed due to it being kicked down) and headed off to class with my stationery supplies in my bag and the devilish book on my back.
"Ha, I'm gonna get rid of you today and pass that test," I said to the inanimate object.
~Faaaaaaaiillllll~
"Did you just say something? Nah I doubt it," I shrugged off the eerie whisper and trotted to my history exam.
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7:50
On my way to the class I met up with CrackShot," Yo Bro wassap? Ready for the test?"
"Gonna make it my bitch and tell it bend over," I answered," Hey have you seen SeaBreeze? It's almost time for our exam."
"Nah, maybe he is probably inside. Let's just get this over with and then we can party our asses off." Crackshot replied opening the door.
The class was filled with students quiet and eyes glued to the board, scared as hell like they just saw the devil," Place the book on my desk and take a seat," an emotionless voice coming from a tall black and white stallion with spectacles. Everything on him was black on white, black and white tail, black and white mane, black and white coat, EVERYTHING! There was this mysterious curtain behind him, what was behind it I didn't want to know.
[Black and white di--]
{NO!!!!!!!!} I had cut off Kill's speech before he finished, please I just studied last night and I don't want to lose all that precious information.
CrackShot and I placed the books on his desk and took our seats a desk away from each other. The desks were literally placed so no copying can take place. That mysterious stallion had no intention of having cheaters in his class.
"Good now let me introduce myself, My name is Silent Charger, I will tell you more about myself after this class." Okay even the name seemed ominous to me, nothing good ever came from silence. It's always the quiet ones," I will be your examiner for this evening as more drastic measures obviously had to be taken. This morning we found this stallion trying to get answers off this test," he removed the curtain with a simple hoof and there it was, SeaBreeze was severely beaten, blood coming out of his snout as he hung from a hook from the blackboard holding onto his jacket, which most have only been used to hide his identity. OKAY NOW I WAS PISSING MYSELF SCARED.
"None of you all can be trusted but I am a fair stallion, You each have one chance to obey my rules, even this sad excuse for a student," Mr. Charge walked up to SeaBreeze looking at him directly in his face where he hung. YES HE WAS THAT TALL!
"Now Mr.Breeze you will be getting another chance for this exam but it will be different and five times as hard," He smirked and patted him on the cheek.
"NOW CLASS!" His voice echoed throughout the class, everyone's attention now on him," I HAVE A FEW RULES, IF YOU BREAK THEM I WILL BREAK YOU!"
"FIRST RULE! NO TALKING IN MY CLASS!"
A colt, Score, the acquaintance of DumBells began to talk,"What if I--" *WHAP*
DID MR. CHARGE JUST THROW THAT DEMON TEXT BOOK AT HIM?! HOLY SHIT! I MEAN THAT BOOK WAS LIKE A TON AND HE THREW IT LIKE PAPER!!.
[ HO-HO-LY SHIT!]
" NOW DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!" We all nodded silently and scared," SECOND RULE! NO EATING IN MY CLASS!"
He walked up to Score, the victim again, Mr. Charge spoke in a calm voice,"I'm sorry, do you like cupcakes?"
He nodded slowly as Mr. Charge brought out a box, testing his will," Pick your....favorite"
In only that instant second he made contact with one of the cupcakes," NO EATING IN MY CLASS!" He grabbed the fat pegasus with one hoof and threw him into a chair lined up with others to show disqualified students.
-One out of Thirty Disqualified-
He talked in his calm yet even scarier voice again," Your two chances are up. Anyone wants to see what happens to cheaters?" We all shook our heads quickly to show that we absolutely did not want to be murdered.
" Excellent.... The papers are on your desk.... You have one hour thirty minutes, it is now eight o' clock....BEGIN!"
I was obviously scared out of my mind to even take a look at Mr. Silent Charge. I turned the booklet and read my question, talking to myself, extremely quietly " When was the-" *WHAP*
OUCH! WHAT THE HELL! " NO TALKING IN MY CLASS!" He walked up towards my desk and picked up the book where it laid still, he looked towards me," I will give you an extra chance as it was silent talking." Oh bless the Gods, at least I didn't get thrown with the fucking text books of the world.
I began to talk in my mind," When was Equestria founded.... Ah-ha C....Obviously in The Year Zero... all history of Equestria only began then, plus it was in the text book, this test is too easy."
I looked at question two," What was the most possible outcome if the First Pony War did not happen."
.......... ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME, THE LAST FIVE PAGES I DID NOT READ AND THIS QUESTION APPEARS OUT OF CELESTIA NO WHERE!
[Psstt Graze the answer is B] Kill whispered to me.
{ The answer is B? How do you know? And why are you whispering to me, you guys are in my mind}
<Because we are being watched!> Joy whispered with fear and terror.
{ By who?!}
I looked up and saw Mr. Silent Charge by his desk, looking at me with his hooves on the desk. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
He began to smile, probably the most Celestia damn creepy smile I ever saw in my entire life. STOP SMILING LIKE THAT! He looked at me with a dead emotionless face. ARE YOU READING MY MIND! He smiled again and slowly nodded making sure I watched him nod, slowly.
My face turned to horror and I pulled a leap of faith. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? THE DEVIL?! BECAUSE THAT EXPLAINS THE TEST! He slowly let out his wings. I looked at them in shock... Webbed wings, looked like a dragon's or bat's own. He watched me, watching him give off that creepy unholy smile, he simply motioned his hoof pointing towards his desk, telling me to look in my papers and continue with my work.
I looked back up to see if he was there. GONE THE BASTARD WAS GONE! But where was he?
"Eyes on your own test paper Mister Graze," a voice came from behind me and a hoof slamming my head into the booklet, making sure it only focused there.
That was downright scary, he truly lived up to his name "Silent".
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8:45
Okay I completed seventy out of the hundred questions with the help of Kill and Joy. They all seemed correct as the ones they told me that I knew were also correct. Were they Cheating? This is kinda touching.
"DONE!" Twilight shouted.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!
"Alright Miss Sparkle, Check over your work." He said with that calm, calm horrifying tone.
I looked around the class, SeaBreeze was unconscious blood dripping from his snout, Vinyl was beating her head to the lyrics of music only she heard, Octavia was working diligently, Lyra slouched on her chair, thinking of the correct answer, Rarity and Fluttershy were moving at a smooth pace. Luna was finished with that exam, totally unfair I mean she did live through the history of Equestria. Rainbow Dash was sleeping, Ditzy was focused on her paper
I looked at Pinkie Pie, her ears were flopping, eyes were twitching and many more other obscure movements. Wait, I now realised something....SHE WAS USING HER PINKIE SENSE... TO CHEAT!
[How else do you think we got all these correct answers so far]
<Surprise helped out too> Joy now looked over to Pinkie's shoulder where Surprise was <HEYY BABEE!! MISS YA!!>
Surprise looked at Joy, kissed her hoof and blew it towards him. How sweet, I guess consciences are able to find love to.
I now looked at Kill motioning some explicit movements and eyeing the miniature Pinkamena down, she was sending him back those too. Okay.... the cuteness level decreased and things just got weird.
Mr. Charge got up from his seat and walked towards Pinkie with the largest roll of duct tape I have ever seen. What was he doing? Oh Celestia No. He had taped her fore hooves together, he taped her ears face down and her mane to her back.
He whispered," You still have your mouth to write with, No...CHEATING!!" Okay it started off with a whisper. He had taken my only source of answers away. Just what kind of evil was this guy part of? He then flapped his wings knowing I would see. Buck you Mr. Silent Charge, Buck you sideways.
"Time and Place Mr.Graze...Time and Place," he said out loud for everyone to hear. He was obviously testing me....Teasing me to be more precise.
I looked to my left to see CrackShot with a digital watch. He stopped and started the timer to be on a certain number, number thirty four.
< No one is safe from that number>
[ VIEWERS NOTE: THIS IS HOW I CHEAT IN TEST, LIKE A BOSS, ALL YOU NEED IS A DIGITAL WATCH AND A PENCIL]
I looked closely to make sure I was seeing correctly, I looked on my answer sheet and tapped three times with the pencil to signal the answer was "C". He smiled and shaded the correct answer. He started his timer again and showed it to me.
*WHAP* The Demon's Text Book made unpleasant contact with CrackShot's face,"NO COMMUNICATION WHAT SO EVER!"
I looked back at my paper, only at least ten more to go and five minutes left on the clock but I wanted to get one hundred percent so badly. AND THE LAST QUESTIONS WERE ON THE FIRST PONY WAR! THE ONLY THING I DIDN'T STUDY.
Maybe I could guess correctly," When were the Pegasi first introduced in the war, A: 1893 B: 1892 C: 1895 D: 1894"
I looked at my test paper displeased at how so close the numbers were....Are.You. FRICKING KIDDING ME!
-Five minutes left-
"Psttt Graze! Look at SeaBreeze!" Madden, SeaBreeze's conscience was now talking to me.
I looked closely at SeaBreeze.
His hooves moved slowly to his snout, now covered in blood he moved it towards the board.
What was he doing?
-Three minutes left-
He started to make letters, unnoticeable at first but they were making now starting make sense. MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE SAW THE ANSWERS ON THE TEST AND WANTED TO HELP ME. I LOVE YOU SEABREEZE I LOVE YOU!!
HE WANTED ME TO PASS.
- Two minutes left-
COME ON SEABREEZE!! YOU FINISH THAT MESSAGE! SO I CAN PASS!! PASS THIS TEST FOR THE BOTH OF US.
His hooves moved back and forth, using more of his blood on the message on the board, I sat up closely to my desk and stared intensely at the board, my eyes were glued nothing could have broken my concentration, I needed to do this. I was going to do this, I WAS GOING TO GET 100 PERCENT.
He withdrew his hooves and gave out an imaginary bro-hoof, revealing the entire message : GOOD LUCK GRAZE.
- One minute left-
I stared at dismay and something snapped inside of me, I shouted" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GOOD LUCK!!??"
-10 seconds-
*WHAP!!* " NO TALKING!!!!" I fell to the floor and quickly recovered returning my paper and began shading the last ten questions.
-5 seconds-
Only four more to go!!!!
-3 seconds-
TWO LEFT!!
-1 second-
DONE!!! AHAHAHAH!!! YES I COMPLETED THE TEST.
"PENCIL'S DOWN!" Mr. Charge shouted but one stallion was still foolish enough to try and make his last stand as a book flew half way across the classroom with a spin and perfect aim.*WHAP*
" SORRY!!" *WHAP*
" I WAS ONLY TRYING TO-" *WHAP*
DEAR CELESTIA SHUT THIS BOY UP!
He laid on the floor unconscious but at least he finished his test and most importantly so did I.
~RINNNGGGGG~
"You may all leave for lunch," his calm tone stated," All except you Mr. Graze" .....Well....Fuck me.
I stayed back in the class while everyone left," You will get your results after your lunch and remember that thing I was suppose to tell you more about..... I am your new Physics teacher."
I swore I heard somepony cry as they exited the door. Mr. Silent Charge unhooked SeaBreeze and threw him out his door, no not gently place him, he threw him out the door," YOUR EXAM IS TOMORROW DURING YOUR LUNCH!" He closed the door.
"Now Mr. Graze," Oh Buck, I'm gonna get raped, was this because I didn't accept the "gifts" from the mares during the "Mating Season"!," Ahahahahaha, No no I'm not gonna rape you." Did he just laugh?
" I have been in this school quite some time and only now I have seen a person with your ability," His conscience appeared, a miniature white version of him sat on him, more happily than what has been seen in the past hour," I know you can see him and I can see both your consciences as well. And yes I did laugh. I am just showing you that there is no reason to fear me but only to let you know that there is a time and place for everything." He said with a more acceptable pleasing smile," Test is finished and all the worries is gone right? Therefore be happy and joyous."
" But why were you so serious and forceful?"
"Because of this guy," Another conscience appeared, but fully black with a dead serious expression," He is what I use when I need people to follow rules a.k.a throwing large books. I am not all serious but I just want to let you know that you aren't the only one with this ability."
He was right, only Pinkie Pie, myself and now Mr. Charge were able to see others consciences without them purposely revealing themselves. SeaBreeze only had one straightforward conscience and SeaBreeze well, I guess he couldn't see mine but I knew of his two others Crack and Shot.
I nodded him and let out a bro-hoof. He was one of the cooler teachers who knew how to Bro-hoof so he was alright in my books.
" Hey sir how did I do in my test? Can you just like take a quick glance?"
" You got alot correct." He said leaving the conversation hanging for me to pick up on it.
" And you know how?"
"Like this..." He appeared behind me and whispered those exact words," Now go enjoy your lunch Razor, I will see you tomorrow or after lunch if you decide to check on your grades."
He was the first teacher to call me Razor, was this a sign of friendship?
He nodded and I replied," You know you really going to have to stop doing that."
"Once you get as good as me with this conscience stuff, you don't wanna stop....Isn't that right Ditzy?"
I blushed at that name, HOW FAR IN MY MIND DID HE GO INTO? I rushed out of the class waving good bye.
Mr. Silent was a dangerous yet friendly stallion but he just gave me more reason to be afraid of him.
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Lunch time came and went, everyone who had done the test was now glancing at sheets of paper on a board stuck on a wall. Damn Mr. Silent worked fast. All of the marks were on the board.
RESULTS
Twilight - 100
Luna - 100
Razor- 99 ( I hate you so much Mr. Charge.... Ninety Nine Really?)
Octavia - 95
Trixie - 94
Rarity - 93
Pinkie Pie - 90
Bon Bon - 88
Fluttershy - 87
Ditzy - 86
CrackShot- 85
AppleJack- 84
Vinyl - 80
Lyra- 80
Berry- 76
Yada Yada Yada Yada
Rainbow Dash - 65
Yada Yada Yada
SeaBreeze - To Be Announced Next week Monday
We all celebrated at our passing marks, even SeaBreeze as he said and I quote" Got more time to study"
" WOOHOOOO LET'S PARTY!" Pinkie shouted ready to celebrate and trust me, we all were.
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During the night, we partied and we had a reason to, tomorrow was Saturday and no more test for a while. We danced our hearts out to Vinyl's beats, we talked a lot of non sense, we spun the bottle for "Truth and Dare" which is never a good game to play when you don't give a damn.
We also drank...a lot.
The following morning I woke up with THEE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. EVER. A hangover and it was killing me. What happened last night I do not know but I woke up in a bed with Ditzy,Pinkie, Octavia, Vinyl, Rainbow and Twilight.
[ What a pimp!]
How much did we drink last night? I had no clue but it was definitely worth it. I got off the bed feeling slightly different, t'was probably the hangover, I headed to the washroom going to wash my face.
I splashed ice cold water and drank some water, the only cure for a hangover and looked into the mirror.
Looked into the mirror. Looked into the mirror. COME ON BRAIN RESPOND. It possibly couldn't comprehend what had happened but what I saw was a mare.
I WAS TURNED INTO A MARE! WITH THE MIND OF A STALLION!
[ VIEWER DISCRETION WAS NEVER ADVISED BUT WE DO NOW FOR THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT]
I screamed," HOLY MOTHER FUCKING LUNA, BUCK ME WITH YOUR HORN AND SPIN, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED!!! AHHHHH SHITTT!!! FUCKK!!! OH CELESTIA FUCK ME!!!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!"
I stopped my rage for a few seconds and my mind began to process or as I say "reboot".
Maybe this isn't a bad thing, I'm a mare, I always wondered what it felt like to be a mare, to do what Lyra and Bon Bon did.
An evil smile came upon my face. Oh yes, I'm gonna enjoy today. And maybe Twilight can change me back, this sort of shit doesn't happen unless you're number one, drunk and number two, magic. And surprisingly I knew both happened.
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