Author Note: (Take note that the Japanese are naturally a lot smaller then let's say us Americans. Not that all Japanese are small, but Kenshin just isn't a very tall man. Also in recent studies the average heights of humans has been increasing over many years. Which means the average height of humans has been increasing. Dumbed down it means humans have been getting taller and taller over the decades.)

Kenshin was currently in Twilight's bathroom. The conversation was put on hold until he, "Got that putrid devastatingly reeking order washed from him." Or as Rarity had stated rather bluntly when he had stepped closer to her. Agreeing to this Twilight led Kenshin to her restroom. Kenshin after much reassuring that he did not need help bathing proceeded to usher the girls out of the room.

The golden light penetrated through the window radiating the room in a brilliant hue of colors. The wood's dull brown became a more vibrant shade while the greens, whites and other colors seemingly came to life. Kenshin's elegantly long red hair seemed to play off the light and shine inside this small room. Strong wooden walls surrounded Kenshin, while a porcelain white tub sat in the corner of the room. In the opposite corner sat the toilet made out of the same material as the tub. Wooden shelves with bathing products and towels lined the room. The room was quite small for a human as his head was only a few feet from the ceiling. Disrobing the pink tattered remains of his shirt, he dropped it on the wooden floor silently. Slowly, taking his time he reached out to find the sink. He ran his hand over the smooth surface, the cold surface sent shivers through his hand as he engraved the image of the sink into his mind. Kenshin could feel the walls around him, almost as if he was developing a six sense. He didn't know how to explain the sensation, but when an object entered his personal space he could sense its presence with his mind. He couldn't tell what the objects were, but he could roughly estimate the size of the object.

Turning around he bent over on to one knee and picked up his shirt, running his hand over his clothing he felt the texture as the soft cloth coursed around his fingers. Folding it up he gently placed the his shirt on the lip of the sink. He then proceeded to remove the rest of his clothing until he was nude, folding his pants and placing his folded cloths one on top of the other. Finally, removing his socks last he set them with his Japanese sandals on top of his clothes while leaning his sword against the tub. After removing his bandages he ran his hands over his body inspecting for wounds. The smaller cuts had already closed, while the bruises no longer felt as bad as they had the day before. Luckily, none of his bones were broken like he once feared. Pulling out the stitches of wounds that have already closed he inspected his body more closely. His hands ran across the grizzly cut which ran from his left chest all the way past his collarbone which were stitched up.

Deciding to finally take a bath, he filled up the tub with luke warm water. Gently easing himself in, he steadied himself by placing his hands on the side of the tub. The size of the tub was small, but nothing he couldn't work with. Kenshin was 5'2 and with his weight around 106 pounds. Bending his legs he leaned back and relaxed in the tub making sure no to get his stitches on his chest wet. Confused as to what many of the bottles leaning in front of the tub were. He found he could open the bottle and squeeze out some kind of dense liquid into his hands. On the assumption it was some cleaning product he rubbed it over his body and cleaned his hair thoroughly with many of the products. His body was wracked in ecstasy as the warm water soothed his skin, it was like a personal hot spring in a enclosed room. It was so much better then the frigid cold water he was accustomed to. Leaning back he closed his eyes, then it happened. A large piercing shriek could be heard coming from the other room.

"THIS IS THE... WORST... POSSIBLE... THING!!!!" Came the voice of rarity, followed by terrible wrack of cries coming from outside.

Jumping up and out of the bathtub, Kenshin grabbed his katana and made a mad dash to the door. Fearing for the worst he kicked it open, doing a crouched sprint into the room preparing to quick draw his katana. Forgetting how quick he actually was compared to the size of the house he collided into somepony. Pain erupted from his manhood as it collided with the warm object in front of him. Howling in pain Kenshin quickly grabbed his pride, dropping his sword where is clattered on the ground. His breath came in struggled gasps as he tried to get his bearings.

"Get off of me." Came from a certain mare who was still under Kenshin. The position they were in was quite humorous in a twisted sort of sexual way.

Rarity was laying on her back after being smacked in the face, more specifically on her muzzle with you know what. She had her head turn indigently to the side, which was peculiarly still close to his groin. Kenshin on the other hand was laying on top of her while he howled in pain crunched over on his knees with his head peculiarly close to Rarities crotch. No more detail needs to be said on this scene, no matter how much you beg and whine.

"Ahhahahhhaaa Oh! This is to good to be true!! Aha ahahahaaha!" Could be heard coming from Rainbow Dash as she once again, rolled around in shear mirth laughing.

Pinkie having returned from sending out invitations was also present in the room. For once in her life time she was speechless. Silent as a church mouse Pinkie continued to stare in shock.

Fluttershy fled from the room while whispering a not audible, " Ohh.. My.."

"Well I sure as sugar, didn't expect him to be that well..." Applejack paused for a moment before simply stating, "Equipped."

Twilight Sparkle has always been sheltered most of her life. She has never saw a stallion's or in this case a man's pride before. Utterly shocked, she teleported Kenshin out of the room once she stopped gawking. On the floor Rarity was spastically twitching on the ground as she was trying to invent some new dance move.

After several minutes of eye twitching, and several mental scares that will never go away with time the girls all crowded around Twilight. Fluttershy was still blushing madly, and Rarity muttered something about mouthwash before she disappeared and reappeared a little later. Rainbow Dash was having a hard time suppressing her laughter, but otherwise remained silent for the time being. Pinkie Pie on the other hand has not uttered a single word for the time being.

"Hey Rarity, I bet that wasn't your first time taking balls to the face." Rainbow Dash said turning to face her and bursting out in unrestrained laughter.

"DASH! I am a lady and that is no way to treat me! Why did Kenshin even come running out here in the first place I'll never know." replied an embarrassed and infuriated Rarity.

"Hey Rarity, don't you know she is Twilights man a true lady wouldn't behave like that." Rainbow Dash again cracking wise. AJ decided now was a good time as any to smack Rainbow Dash upside her head, again.

Rainbow Dash turning to face her bellow out in anger. "AJ! You're my marefriend so I won't hit you back. But, I thought I made it clear as to what happens when you hit me."

"It's not that much of a punishment to me if ah enjoy it sugar cube." AJ replied, getting Rainbow Dash to pop a wing boner. Chuckling out loud at her victory, proved to be an excellent idea on her part. I mean, Rainbow is never known to do anything brash.

Maybe, I'll let the girls know what I do and did to get you back." Rainbow Dash stated while she had an evil smirk on her face.

"You wouldn't!" Responded AJ, taking a step back in sheer horror.

"Oh.. Wouldn't I? You know me better then that AJ." Rainbow Dash responded as she started prowling like a cat about to pounce. Taking a step closer, and closer till she was eye to eye with Applejack. Chuckling evilly she stared Applejack in the eyes who started to sweat with her perspiration dripping down her face while she looked nervously side to side.

"You got revenge? What di-" Twilight suddenly paused a blush forming across her face. "Never mind I don't think I want to know."

"It involves a rope and a paddle. The rest use your imagination." Rainbow Dash stated smugly using her tail to whip AJ's flank.

"Sugar cube, What happens in the barn stays in the barn. Don't bring this topic up again in front of our friends." Stated a sufficiently embarrassed Applejack, while she pulled her hat over her face with a hoof.

"Ohhh... AJ you know I'm just teasing you. You look so cute when your embarrassed. I'm also sorry about telling the girls, I kind of got carried away." Rainbow Dash stated while she rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment.

"You aren't getting anything this night Rainbow." AJ responded feeling a bit better since she got an apology, but still quite embarrassed that Rainbow would ever say something like that in front of their friends. Since the world the 70% mares the world was full of filly foolers, such relationships were a natural occurrence. Not only that, but the fact that there were many colt cuddlers which led to a shortage of men in the world. Which then led to inter-species dating such as griffins and ponies. A world were love can be reach anywhere. (I'm going somewhere with this just be patient.)

"STOP IT! NOW!" Pinkie suddenly snapped. "I ALREADY GOT TO MUCH TO SCRUB FROM MY MIND!"

"Sorry, Pinkie. Are you alright? You don't look so good." Asked a concerned Rainbow Dash who stepped away from AJ to walk towards Pinkie. Reaching out a hoof she tried to touch pinkie's shoulders only to get it slapped away from her.

"Rainbow Dash don't touch me." Stated Pinkie pie, looking away from her only to start rubbing her temples furiously with her hoofs.

"Sugar cube what's wrong? You can tell us anything were your friends." Applejack stated getting a chorus of agreement from the room.

"I'm sorry Rainbow." Pinkie said before pausing to look at her friends who all had caring and sympathetic looks. "Well, my mind works faster then others which is good I guess, but I can't control what I think and I have a very active imagination."

"I already having a hard time trying to forget what I saw. What has been seen can never be unseen." Pinkie stated looking at the ground and rubbing a hoof in a circle on the ground. Pinkie sat on the ground and continued to draw a circle with her hoof on the ground. Looking up she continued, "When you told me what you and AJ, did I couldn't stop my thoughts and well. I'm not attracted to mares, and I was imagining all sorts of unspeakable things." Rainbow interrupting her before she could continue, "Sorry, Pinkie I should have known better. It won't happen again."

"It's alright, I think I'm going to go to sugar cube corner and take a nap." Pinkie stated still shocked by what she had thought, walking calmly out of the door her bubbly demeanor seemingly vanished.

"I need to go home and take a shower, freshen up, oh I could so goooo" Rarity said, dragging out the go exceedingly long before finishing her sentence, " to the spa."
"By the way Twilight where did you teleport Kenshin? Back in to the bathroom?"
Asked Rarity while she calmly walked to the door.

"Ummm....." Twilight stated before rather hiding behind her hoofs and rather bluntly stating. "Ponyville Town Plaza."

"WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!" Came a unison of shock from the rest of the group still in the room.

(author notes: there may be a romance between AppleJackxDashie , but those of you worrying that I'm going to ship Kenshin with somepony, fret no longer cause I won't. unless you want me to. If you saw the series all the bitches be wanting Kenshin, similarly to Big Pimp Macintosh and how he is always getting the bitches. There will be no humanxpony relationship in this story don't worry. That interspecies relationships between human's and ponies are wrong except for that one story with kyle and dashie, I like that story. Other then that, not cool. Also don't worry I'm only going to be using nudity for humor purposes nothing other then that. Fear no longer. As to those wondering where spike has gone I'll explain next chapter.)

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