Celestia grunted in agitation.

"Just...what!? That is the most ridiculous premise I've ever heard for the griffons to go to war with us! 'Because we're angry'? Griffons are just a bunch of savages! Present company excluded, as you're actually trying to prevent a war..."

Feather Heart nodded. In all honesty, she agreed with Celestia on all accounts.

"Yes, Princess. They are truly savages. And you know that that's true, especially since I was raised by a bloody dragon..."

Princess Celestia nodded. She'd heard it before.

"Yes, yes. You and Opal Heart, the two sound voices of reason in seas of insanity. The only morally sound Diamond Dog, as well as the only morally sound griffon, were both raised by a dragon. How ironic."

She looked over to the diamond dog, sighing with hope.

"Now, Opal Heart, what news do you have?"

The Diamond Dog walked up to her, presenting the letter with a cautious air.

"I'm afraid that it's very similar news, my Princess..."

Princess Celestia sighed.

At least I have two spies to tell me everything...Feather Heart is at least more loyal than that disgusting eunuch...and Opal Heart...he's the only Diamond Dog I can trust.

"On what premises?"

The Diamond Dog took a deep breath and began.

"It's not definite. The choice is being considered. All I know is that there was a blue unicorn, and an automaton speaking to Lycarieous Lupae."

Celestia raised an eyebrow.

"Automaton?"

"Yes. I vaguely saw a unicorn reflected in it, even though there wasn't any other unicorn in the room."

Celestia ground her teeth in fury.

"Silverglass...how in the hay did she find a way to do it..."

Opal Heart backed up a bit, raising an eyebrow.

"Do what?"

"Ensnare her own soul in her reflection, so as to live forever with her dragon 'love'. I tried to explain to her that the dragon wouldn't care, but...no. She simply wouldn't listen."

Celestia turned, returning to her golden, plush chair.

"Great...now, we have one twisted, most likely bent on revenge unicorn trying to convince Lycarieous Lupae to go to war with us...and, we have an unknown unicorn trying to further that goal..."

Opal Heart cleared his throat, and Celestia looked up, nodding for him to speak.

"Uh, not unknown, your Highness. I caught her name before I left. I believe her name was...Trixie. Yes, Trixie the 'Great and Powerful.'"

Celestia winced.

Discord...he must have sent her into insanity, after Twilight beat her...she was once one of my most loyal subjects, and now, she aims to kill my nation?

Celestia sighed, and looked up at the two loyal subjects.

"Go. Find out more of these wars. I want to have regular updates, from the both of you."

"Yes, Princess Celestia," they simultaneously muttered as they left, as silent as the word they carried.

Celestia stood, and left the room as well, searching for Ditzy Doo...

Who turned out to be searching for her, as goddess and Dreamer collided in the doorway, the Dreamer falling back on her rump.

"Ow..."

"Oh. My apologies, Ditzy Doo. I needed to see you..."

"And I you. But, you first, as royalty has higher standards."

Celestia nodded, and took a deep breath.

"My father is back to his old tricks again..."

Y'all weren't expecting that, were you?
BTW I wrote this in five minutes, tops. I'm sorry that it sucks.