Hello, reader. I suppose you're enjoying listening to this fool babble on? Yes, I believe you are. Huh.

Well, I just called up to see how you're doing. Maybe ask you if you want some glass with chocolate milk in it. Well, that, and also tell you that I'm going to...interfere a bit, with my new pawn.

Ah, my pawn is wondrous. So powerful, and so envious...perfect for my plans, really. Shame that I can't use Rainbow Dash, though. A Sonic Rainboom could kill those damn Elements of Harmony...

Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to try to screw up their vacation and make a...facas. Yes, a facas. That is, if that bumbling idiot Peter Roose doesn't interfere with my interference...

Oh, my, I've been going on quite long, haven't I? I think I'll let you have your...author, back now. Just remember: one day, I might just get tired of being a...spirit.

And, one more thing...since I'm a polite Draconequus, I'm going to give you a few hints as to who I took over:

1. She, is not part of the Mane 6.

2. She has a reason to hate all of them.

3. She's not exactly...polite.

Oh, and one more thing...

I've almost gotten one of those foolish...'Elders' on my side. I'd rather have Nightmare Moon, but he'll have to do...

Anyway, I'll leave you be now. Have a wonderful day, my friend!

Hey! So, I'm going to give you a few hints on who the pony is that Discord took...over...
Da fuq?
Uhm...
Okay...
Publish?...Nyeah?
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Hi.
Uh...
Send in OC's...
Uhm...
And maybe the Ghostbusters...
And an AK-47...
And a Pinkie Pie...
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I'm scared...