I woke up to the feeling much like a hangover only without the wretched headache that soon follows after waking up. In short? I felt like crap. I got up and looked around and found that I was on the couch in my dorm. I got up and stretched my limbs before I saw my scaly friend, Arrowhead.

I smiled and held out my hand, which he slithered up making me chuckle a bit at the strange feeling. He ended up resting on my shoulder while I was leaning back.

“What am I gonna do Arrowhead?” I asked the snake. The little bugger just stuck his tongue out at me and laid his head back down. “Yeah, yeah. I have heard that from everyone.”

‘I am talking to my pet snake.....I really am crazy.’ I thought as I sighed. I looked around my dorm in an attempt to figure out what to do. As I was browsing my dorm, I noticed a note lying on the table.

I picked it off the table and lazily brought it up to my face.

Dear Slayer,

We have gone with Lyra to go to the grocery store, so we can make dinner and help get your mind off what is going on. Please stay in the dorm until we get home.

P.S. If thou leaves we will hunt thee down. It will not be pleasant.

I shook my head and sighed. Since I couldn’t do much I decided to grab my Xbox controller and began to play some HALO 4 while I waited. I wasn’t in the mood for really doing anything, but I didn’t want to go back to sleep, so as I started the game up, I put my headphones in and began to play some songs.

I was busy listening to Savior by Rise Against and was singing along with it when the next match started. As the song got to the instrumental part I was slaughtering everyone on HALO. ‘Videogames....They let you forget the world.’ I thought as I assassinated someone.

I finished the match with the highest amount of kills and least deaths. I smiled at my work then frowned again. I wasn’t feeling so good and just wanted the day to end. I put my controller on the coffee table and turned off the xbox. I got up and walked into my room before looking around.

“What to do...What to do...” I mumbled as I walked around. I looked around my room before I walked into the kitchen. When I was going to open the fridge I felt my pocket vibrate. It was my phone with a text message

I whipped it out and checked from who it was. It was Church.

His message read:
[Hey man! I’m bored out of my skull here. Even though I’m not supposed to be moving outside the restraints.... Ha. I figured out how to get out but I’m staying. Oh I also got a new laptop. Nice huh :)?]

I smiled and began to text back:

[I know. I saw it when I was in the room. How you doing by the way?] I hit send and soon got a reply.

[Oh, I’m pretty sure I’m doped up on painkillers. And my room is pretty bland too. But enough about me. How you feeling?] I sighed and began to text back.

[To be honest? Shit. I feel like shit. :( ] I grabbed my drink from the fridge and sat back down o the couch. I soon got a reply again.

[Oh man that sucks, feel like telling me why? You know I’m here for ya... Or well as long as the doctor don’t come and do a midnight check...] I smiled again and began to text back.

[I just feel like a complete douche for what I did. Don’t get mad at me, but I went back into your dorm to figure out why you had cleats on the table anyway. Sorry about your friend.]

No sooner than two minutes after I sent him that message I got a reply.

[Ah.... Michael, I feel bad for him.... And it was the least I could give him. A new pair of cleats :/ Since its pretty hard to replace his brother and what they had together. :( I hope he’s in a better place now.]

I soon texted back and opened my drink before taking a drink from it.

[Yeah.... If you see him give him my condolences. How is Tia doing?]

This took Church some time to answer on. I was not sure why.

[Yeah she’s fine.... Or more than fine. She loves me so damn much :) Thanks by the way. Oh and if you wonder why it took so long to reply, it was because the doctor DID do a midnight check.] I chuckled and replied.

[Hey...I wish I could be there to say this in person, but Luna threatened to hunt me if I left my dorm, so here goes. I quite honestly feel like the biggest jack off in existence right now for what I did and I just want to say I am sorry. Like really sorry.]

[Sorry for what? It was a accident man, and those things happen. So don’t you worry about it and do a favor and stop beating yourself up for it. I don’t like it when my friends do that.] I smiled and laughed a little bit, for reasons I don’t entirely understand, before texting back.

[Thanks, but still I am sorry. I am going to do something to make up for it, so no arguing about that. By the way I will be there tomorrow to tell the docs to take the restraints off and leave you be. ;) ] A few moments later i got a quick response.

[Okay.... Who are you? And how did you get your filthy hands on Slayer’s phone? Hahaha. No but seriously that would be appreciated. Oh and like I said, there is no need to be sorry. ;) ] I laughed out loud and smiled. I chuckled while I texted back.

[Too. Damn. Bad. I do what I want!]

[Fine be that way :P …. Sooo how’s Luna doing?] I chuckled a bit.

[She is doing fine. Although she seems a bit more worried than normal.] Just a second after I sent that to Church I got a reply.

[Had sex yet?] I nearly choked on my drink as I was taking a sip.

[NO!! And if I did why would I tell you!?]

[Because I heard Luna moaning your name when you borrowed my bed? >.> ] I blinked and reread the message a few times. I texted back what I was thinking.

[......Wut. O.O]

[Yeah.... So you didn’t? Good.... Was afraid I had to burn my bed after that night. Anyhow, It started about half an hour after you and Luna went to bed... I just hear “Slayer” with some moans... Through my headset.] I spewed what I was drinking all over the table and possibly the T.V. .... Pretty good distance through my nose. I was completely confused at this point. I wasn’t sad or happy right now. Just confused.

[Wut.....Just wut....HOW DID I NOT WAKE UP!?!?!?!??!?]

[You sleep like a rock sometimes.... I mean have you checked your right arm? I swear if you have not noticed what I drew there up until this message....] I blinked and check both my arms until I saw a small robot vomiting nails. I responded.

[Da fuq? When did that get there?]

[Seriously? …. Slayer, I’m disappointed.... How could you not notice my beautiful master art?? Oh and to answer your question, I drew that before I woke you up with teh wubz. :) ] I finally snickered and smiled.

[No homo, but it’s ronery here without your crazy antics.]

[ I <3 U too Slayer... Shit, phone battery is low. And I suppose I don’t have my charger around here? Oh well talk to you later, btw bring my charger tomorrow.] I laughed at what he sent and then a song on my MP3 came on and I smiled even larger.

[I will... Before you go I am going to send you a link to something I think you will like on your laptop.] I responded before going and grabbing my laptop. I brought up google chrome and went to my G-mail. after a few minutes of dragging files I was finally done and hit sent along with message. “I think you will like this...”

It was a simple song that me, Luna, and Lyra had done while being bored. It was Luna singing while me and Lyra played on the instruments. That was also the time that Luna and Lyra had decided to show up. As they walked in I heard Luna saying something.

“...Alright so it’s clear? We will carry the rope and you the net?” Luna said as she walked in levitating several plastic bags next to her. She walked straight into the kitchen before walking out and seeing me on the couch. “Oh....Thou didn’t leave?”

“And risk your wrath? Not in these pants.” I said chuckling. She just shook her head and looked to the door.

“Never mind Lyra. We need not hunt him down.” Luna said as Lyra walked into the room carrying a rather large box.

“Aw...And I wanted to do a man hunt so bad.” Lyra said setting the box down and smiling. ‘I don’t know if she is kidding or not.’ I thought with a little fear.

“So...What’s with the box?” I asked trying to make conversation. Lyra and Luna looked to each other before smiling and levitating the box into my lap.

“Thou was feeling down so we thought we might try and elevate that with this.” Luna said happily. I tilted my head and shook my head.

“You girls didn’t need to do that.” I said trying to take the gift off my lap. Lyra walked over and pressed it back into my lap before glaring at me.

“You are going to open this thing up and, you are going to enjoy it! Got it?” She said getting in my face. I gulped and nodded. ‘When did she get so scary?’

She smiled and hopped off before sitting on my right while Luna sat on my left. “Well? What art thou waiting for? Open it!” Luna said clapping her hooves together.

I shook my head and began to open the box. After getting the tape off and opening the box up, I was...Well, surprised was a major understatement. They had decided to get me my own guitar instead of me always borrowing one. It was a simple gun metal grey guitar with a nice black pickguard.

“Girls.....You really didn’t have to do this.” I said a little awed by the whole thing. Lyra nudged me and turned to Luna.

“Told you he would like it.” Lyra stated. Luna shook her head and giggled. “Well what are you waiting for! Play something!” I picked up the guitar and put it into position.

But before could play anything I felt my pocket vibrate again. ‘Pickblocked!’

[Uh yeah I don’t have much battery left like 2% just enough for like two - five texts.... anyhow can you try to... Oh I don’t know smuggle in some energy drinks? I’M HAVING ABSTINENCE HERE!] I laughed and turned to Luna.

“This was most of my day.” I said showing her the text. I responded:

[Yea sure. Nos, Monster, What you want?]

[Get me Monster, I noticed that they give the greatest Kick, but you crash and burn when it comes to long term.]

[Alright I will. Now get some rest.]

[Alright! Cya today.... I realized I said tomorrow in an earlier text.... Oh well :D Mistakes happen.]

I shook my head and check the time. “Holy shit it’s past twelve. Damn how long was I out?”

“About 6 hours.” Lyra said with a nod before getting up and going to the kitchen.

“Right....” I said leaning back and face-palming. Luna leaned against me and nudged me with a hoof.

“So other than texting with Church how was your day?” Luna asked.

“Boring.....Heart wrenching, soul crushing, brain melting, boring.” I said rubbing my head. Luna giggled and gave me a playful swat with her hoof.

“Oh it wasn’t that bad.” Luna responded.

“It was!” I protested. Lyra had decided that she should break this up before it could escalate.

“Alright you two. Are you gonna cook dinner or what?” Lyra yelled from the kitchen. Luna was about to get up, but I stopped her.

“Nooo. You got the groceries. I cook.” I said getting up. Luna huffed and glared at me.

“Well what if we want to cook?” Luna asked with a adorable pout.

“Then I will pick you up and lock you in my room until dinner is ready.” I said going to the kitchen.

“We have magic you know!” Luna yelled. I waved a hand at her dismissively and began to unpack everything. Lyra was beginning to help, but I picked her up by the scruff again and put her next to Luna before going back to the kitchen. They had gotten a bunch of generic stuff like butter, eggs, etc. I put my knowledge of what I could make then my eyes fell upon something that was always delicious to make and eat.

“Hey have either of you ever had tomato soup and grilled cheese?” I asked poking my head out the kitchen. They looked to each other and shook their heads and my jaw dropped. “Okay then this has to be done.”

After a about 20 minutes of constant attempt of help from Lyra and Luna, fumbling around to find things, and finally all the cooking, I was done with the food. It was a simple meal. Nothing fancy, but it was certainly healthier than eating all this fast food. It was just a simple pot of heated tomato soup and a large plate of freshly grilled cheese sandwiches.

“Alright you two I am done!” I yelled grabbed a few plates and bowls.

They walked in to see what I made. I smiled as I grabbed a couple sandwiches and got myself a bowl of soup along with a spoon. I served Luna and Lyra as well before going to the Living room and sitting down.

I began to immerse myself into the meal and was immediately hit with the feeling of nostalgia. I sighed at the pleasant set of memories that came flooding back with the flavor of the meal. While I was having a pleasant time reminiscing, Luna and Lyra were testing the food one bite or sip at a time.

I looked at them and smiled. “Am I a bad cook or something?” I said jokingly.

Lyra blushed a bit and Luna giggled. “No thou art a great cook, but we art confused on how to eat this.”

“Your kidding... Right?” I said looking to Luna and Lyra. They both blushed and I laughed. “It doesn’t matter how you eat it! Just enjoy it.”

With that little piece of advice Lyra tore into her food like a wild animal while Luna just took larger bites of her food. After watching Lyra eat like that for a few moments, I continued to enjoy my meal. When we were finished, I took the dishes and Lyra went to the Bathroom to get cleaned up. She had apparently thought sticking her muzzle into her bowl and slurping was a good way to eat soup. Needless to say she got it all over her face somehow. I mean all over her face. The stuff was on the back of her head for some reason.

“How did you even do that Lyra?!” I yelled to her.

“I don’t know! Stop asking!” She retorted. I laughed and washed the dishes off before walking back into the room and settling down back on the couch.

“So what do you guys want to do?” I said as Lyra came back in with a less messy face.

“Well.... We could just watch a movie.” Lyra said. I smiled and nodded.

“Alright then what movie?” I asked. Luna grinned and went over to my shelf of games and movies before pulling out a triple set of DVDs.

“You want to watch Paranormal Activity?” I asked. She nodded then added.

“The whole trilogy.”

“Really? I mean those things are freaky.” I said more worried about her and Lyra than myself. Seeing all the movies 20 times before really helps keep yourself in check. Luna just nodded and I sighed. “Alright put’em in the Xbox.”

She let out a small squee and put the first one in before going a jump/glide to the couch and sat down before laying against me. ‘Get ready to have the air forcefully leave my lungs.’

After that movie was over Luna was clutching my arm and had buried her face into my back.

“I-i-is i-it o-over?” Luna said barely withdrawing herself to look at the T.V. Lyra wasn’t faring any better because she had somehow gotten her front-half into the couch cushions while the rest of her was curled up outside..

“Yes girls it’s over.” I said yawning a bit. “Want me to put the next one in?”

Luna looked unsure before slowly nodding and not letting go. I tried to get up but Luna was holding me down with a death grip. ‘Heh heh puns.’

“Um Luna I have to get up to-” Before I could finish she just used her magic to quickly eject the disc and replace it with the 2nd movie. “Or you could do that.”

I grabbed Lyra’s tail and gently pulled her from the couch and held her in the air. “We are watching the next movie now Lyra.”

“NO!! I don’t want to!!!” Lyra said flailing a bit. I just sighed and put her down on the couch.

“It’s not that bad.” I said pressing play on the movie.

“How do you watch these without flinching?!” She yelled at me. I smirked and leaned back while hugging Luna.

“Years of practice.” I said as the movie began. The opening scene had already made Lyra try to dig back into the couch, but I stopped her by grabbing her neck scruff and making her watch the film. “Just watch. It’s worse to not know what’s happening.”

After the movie I think Lyra had had twenty heart attacks and Luna was glued to my back . It must have been quite the sight. The night goddess cowering behind a human on the couch with a another pony with her hoof pressed against her chest and a face like she was about to die.

“Um guys.... Movie’s over.” I said plainly. Lyra just fell off the couch and passed out while I felt Luna shivering. “Huh..... Glad I didn’t show you Chernobyl diaries.”

I pulled Luna from my backside, which she promptly went back to after I removed her, and picked up Lyra from the floor. I tried to get up, but failed miserably as Luna was holding me down again.

“Well I guess we aren’t watching the third movie.” I said about to get up. Instead of feeling a nod, the Xbox opened up again and the next disc was placed in the Xbox. “Damn girl, you are just torturing yourself.”

Luna just pried herself from me and looked up. “J-j-j-just th-th-this l-l-las-s-st m-m-o-ov-vie-e.” She managed to say. I just shook my head and sighed.

“You are killing Lyra and making yourself have a horrible stutter. I think we should stop.” I said grabbing the Xbox remote. She took and threw my remote across the room before pressing against me more.

“W-w-we ar-r-e f-f-fin-n-sh-shing-g th-th-thi-ss-s-s.” Luna said with determination. I shook my head.

By the end of the movie ended Luna was stuck in a permanent. “I AM SO FUCKING TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW!!” face. I was actually able to slip out of her grasp before getting up and splashing both of Lyra and Luna with some ice cold water.

Thankfully I had turned the lights back on, So when they ‘woke up’ they didn’t run into anything.

“IT’S GOING TO GET MEEE!!!” Lyra yelled before ramming into me and making me step back to balance myself. Luna was barely even moving, but she was definitely snapped out of her trance.

“We may need shome helph here.” Luna said as her face was stuck in perma-terrified mode. I chuckled and took Lyra off my body and placed her by Luna before going to the kitchen and grabbing some muscle-relaxing cream.

I walked back into the living room and helped Luna with her problem. After I was done putting the muscle relaxant on her face, I went to the fridge to get myself a drink while Lyra was constantly looking around the room for anything that might possibly get her. I looked at my watch and found that we had stayed up till 6:48 watching scary movies.

“Well girls I am going to get some sleep, so I don’t pass out while I go to visit Church.” I said walking to my room sipping on my drink.

“Nononononono. Don’t leave us here!” Lyra said panicking.

“Lyra... It’s a movie. It can’t get you.” I said opening up my room. “Just think happy thoughts and it will go away.”

“b-but.” She tried to say.

“No buts. Just go to sleep.” I said walking and closing the door.

I walked over to my bed and flopped onto it and almost immediately began to fall asleep. Right as I was about to go to sleep I felt someone crawl in next to me. I opened one up and saw that Luna’s face was fixed and she was laying by me. I smiled and kissed her on the nose before laying my head back down. It turns out Luna falls asleep pretty quickly and I suck at falling asleep when I am awake for too long. I sighed and was finally about to sleep when something else had snuck into my bed.

I almost freaked out until I looked and saw none other than Lyra was crawling into my bed shaking like a leaf. I inwardly sighed and let her lay down on the other side of me before I finally was able to fall asleep.

I woke up and yawned loudly before sitting up in my bed. I stretched and looked down to see Lyra on my left and Luna on my right. I smiled and slowly got out of bed, trying not to wake up anyone. I grabbed some clothes before walking out of the room and into the bathroom.

After a quick shower and getting dressed in my normal attire of a single color shirt and jeans, I walked back into the room and saw the most adorable sight I never thought was even possible.

Somehow while I was in the shower Lyra had moved over to Luna and Luna had grabbed her and rested her head on her, effectively spooning the small unicorn. Both were smiling warmly and I could not pass this up. I quietly pulled out my phone and took a picture of the sight before walking out and grabbing Church’s dorm key to grab his things.

“Alright.... Charger and E-drinks.” I said as I walked out and over to Church’s dorm. I unlocked the door and walking in.

And then there was the familiar vibration of my phone. I checked my phone and saw again it was Church

[I hope you are awake.... ‘Cause this is the last message I’m getting out before my phone dies :I Anyhow, mind grabbing my headset? I just realized that I can listen to music on my new laptop.... Ain’t I the smartest? :D ]

I chuckled and looked around for Church’s stuff. I grabbed his charger on the wall, a few E-drinks from his fridge and finally his headset from his overly pimped out computer. Walking out I locked up his dorm again and walked into mine where I saw Luna and Lyra stepping out of my room blushing like crazy.

“Well if it ain’t misses big spoon and little spoon.” I said with a large shit-eating grin. Luna and Lyra groaned in complete embarrassment while I laughed and grabbed my laptop and computer bag. Slipping my laptop into it’s main compartment, I put everything else into the other pockets. After grabbing everything and putting on my coat, I opened the door and looked to the girls. “Well you two coming or what?”

They looked to each other before running out the door. Luna put on her hoodie and disguise on while yelling “We will beat you there!”

I blinked before closing the door and locking it. Then I bolted down the hallway after them. “GET BACK HERE YOU GUYS!!” I yelled at them. All the while they were giggling like the little fillies they were acting like. “I WILL CATCH YOU TWO!!”

We ran for about five minutes until we managed to get outside and I finally caught the girls....Well one of them. I practically football tackled Luna when I finally caught up to her.

“See? *pant* I said....I would catch...You.” I said while huffing a bit. She just giggled and kissed me.

“Yes, yes thou did. Now shall we go visit our friend now?” Luna said. I just smiled and nodded. I got off her and helped her up before we walked over to the street and called for another taxi....Or carriage. After paying the driver, he took us to the hospital and then drove off.

“Welp....We need to grab another taxi afterwards, kay?” I asked Lyra and Luna. They nodded and we all walked into the hospital.

“God why are hospitals creepy?” I asked as we walked down the halls to Church’s room. Luna just giggled and nudged me.

“Art thou scared of hospitals?” Luna asked with a devious grin.

“Of course not. But media and movies have permanently made them a place that psychotic people love to go to.” I replied.

She just giggled even more and we finally arrived at Church’s door. I knocked gently and waited for a response.

“I FUCKING LOVE COLORING!” I heard Church yell from the inside the room. “Oh and uh.... Come in?”

Instead of just walking in, I fell through the doorway laughing after opening the door. Luna was laughing too, just not as bad and Lyra was merely chuckling. After I calmed down a bit I got up and sat down in one of the chairs in the room.

“May I ask why you yelled something out that shouldn’t be said unless you are in the third grade?” I said still chuckling. Church who was more engrossed in coloring did not notice that I asked him something and was furiously scribbling away on a paper with blue crayon.

“Huh? You said something?” Church asked, not taking his eyes of the paper.

I shook my head and reached into my computer bag before pulling out a Monster. Then I walked up to Church’s bed and pulled the tab releasing the pressurized mist in the drink.

“Eh... Do I smell energy drink?” Church said finally looking up from the paper. I put the E-drink on his table and sat back into my chair before pulling out the rest of his stuff.

“I brought all that crap you need by the way.” I said piling thing up in the seat next to me. While I was pulling things out of my computer bag, Luna had come over and taken a seat next to me while Lyra was sitting in a chair that was in the corner.

“Oh! Can you connect the-” Church started before taking a chug of his energy drink “-Charger to the wall over there? I’m still stuck here with my legs like this.”

“Alright alright.” I got up and plugged in the charger before hooking his phone up to it. I went back to my seat and pulled out his headset. “I bought these by the way.”

“Ohh! nice.... I’ve been drinking orange juice all day.... Good stuff, but holy crap it tastes bad after a while...” Church said “Oh and uh, just gimmie the headset I can hook it up myself.”

I gave him the headset before sitting back down again. “What have you been doing this entire time?” I asked.

“Uh.... Coloring, obviously. Writing some lyrics... They should be in that pile of random drawings by the way.... No wait, they are here...” Church said as he grabbed a paper that was lying besides his new laptop. “And uh... Drinking juice? Being bored? Texting you!”

“Ah yes... Your messages.” I said remembering the jumble of texts that Church had sent. “So in short you have been nothing, but bored as hell?”

“Hey! For your information, coloring is extremely fun!” Church said as he connected his headset to his new laptop.

“Ah. Well you won’t have to worry about your restraints anymore, but the doctors are still going to check on you every once in awhile.” I said leaning back into my chair.

“Oh great... No masturbating for me.” Church said with a sigh. “So how have Slayer been?” he asked

“I have been fine. Although I do have something to show you.” I said getting up and taking out my phone. “Want to see something adorable?”

“Sure, have nothing better to do.” Church said and looking at me. I grinned and pulled up my photos before pulling up the photo I took of Luna and Lyra earlier today.

“Here you go.” I said handing him the phone. Church took a few seconds to inspect it before laughing out loud. Luna and Lyra just looked at each other before back to Me and Church.

“Oh my god, where did you get it? and how?” he said wiping a stray tear from his right eye.

“Right after I got out of the shower. They were just lying there.” I said letting a chuckle escape me.

Church chuckled a bit with me until his mood went from laughing to serious. He grabbed me by the shoulder and asked.

“Okay seriously, how the fuck are you feeling? You look like shit.” Church said. I just pulled myself back up and sighed.

“I already told you that.” I said going back to my chair. “I said I felt sorry about what I did.”

“And I told you there is nothing to be sorry about... There is something else on your mind right now.” Church said as he was looking at me.

I sighed and ran my hands through my hair. “Alright...Aright alright. Look I wasn’t completely honest when I said that I went to find out why you had cleats on your table.... I might have looked around a bit more than I should have.”

“Oh you didn’t find any W.I.P Songs did you?” Church said looking at me with a small grin.

“What? No. I found that note behind your picture.” I said a little confused. The small grin that was on Church face faded quickly and was replaced by a frown. He was quiet for a few minutes before speaking up.

“Those are private, you know.” Church said with a voice filled with emotion.

“Yeah kinda figured that one out.” I said rubbing the back of my head. “....Wanna talk about it?”

Church looked down for a while before I saw something drip from his face. He quickly put his hands on his face.

“No... I’m fine...” Church said with a wavering voice.

“Well then...I have to say that that is too damn bad.” I said with a small grin. “Now come on... It’s not good to bottle these things up. It just makes things worse.”

“I’m fine.... Like I’ve always been...” Church said leaning a little bit forward. “Like I’ve always been...” He repeated.

Me and Luna looked at each other before we both nodded. “Then I guess I have to call in the big guns. Someone who will get you to talk.”

I pulled out my phone and pressed a few buttons before the phone began to dial. The phone rang on for a couple more minutes.

“Sorry this call is taking a bit longer than intended.” I said to Church who just sat there with his hands on his face. Finally the phone was picked up.

“Hi... Yeah, it’s me..... Just wanted to call in a favor.” I said into the phone. “No not for that time..... Or that one. Look can you please come down here?.... Thanks.” I finally hung up and put the phone back into my pocket. “Yeah she will be here in a few moments.”

“May we ask what this note was?” Luna whispered in my ear. I turned to her and frowned.

“Uh... Well let’s just say it was something that was really tear jerking. It was why I broke down in the his living room.” I whispered back. She nodded before a bright flash and a resounding crack may me jump up and faceplant on the tile. “SON OF A BITCH!! Damn it Tia!”

The sun princess just smiled sheepishly and walked over to Church. “Augh...My head.” I said as I got back up and sat down.

“Alright Church. Slayer told me there was a problem and you're not letting him help.” Tia said as she sat down next to Church.

“No no... I’m fine... just fine...” Church said barely more than a whisper.

“Church... Just tell us.” Tia said while placing a hoof on Church’s shoulder.

“Why? Why did she have to leave?” Church said leaning his head against the table. “I never wanted any of that... I never saw her. I... I..”

“Yeah....Knew that she could help.” I said as I smiled.

“I just want my mother back...” Church said as he leaned back against his pillow. “I just want her back...” At this point Church had broken down and was on the verge of crying.

Tia just nodded to his words and pulled him into a small hug to try and comfort him. “Just let it out Church. Just let it out.” She gently whispered.

Church then grabbed Celestia and hugged her. “I promised myself.... To never... Cry again... At least for her....”

Tia only smiled gently and hugged him a bit tighter. “As Slayer says: Too damn bad.” She said while I let out a small chuckle.

“Church.... Don’t you think that she would want you to get this over with than fret over it for the rest of your life?” I said from my spot on the chair. “And besides... If crying helps you get over it. Then just do it.”

“Its... So damn hard...” Church started “Everywhere I go... I see happy families... I see Mother’s hugging her boys and girls.... I got bullied at school for not having a mother...” Church said. “I never wanted any of this...”

I just hung my head and tried my best not to let it get to me. ‘I swear I am gonna die of dehydration if this keeps up......’ I thought.

“All the time.... I just wanted to wake up to get a hug from my mother.... All the time... When I get home I wanted a smile from her.... All the damn time... I just… I ju...” Church exhaled deeply before saying. “I just wanted to say I love you.”

“Yeah, I swear you’re trying to kill me with tears.” I mumbled wiping away a few stray tears that had escaped.

“I’m sorry.... I’m sorry...” Church mumbled. “I wish she was here... I want to tell her about my day... What I’ve done... Tell her stories about you and me.... Tell her I’ve got a marefriend....”

Tia was already crying, but doing her best not to sniff or give any hint that she was crying. Luna wasn’t faring any better. I, on the other hand, was on the verge of bawling.... Again.

“Did I ever tell you about my brother?” Church sniffled.

“No...” I almost hesitantly said.

“He died before I came to equestria.... His name was Joel... I was reckless and decided to play in the road... Thats when a tanker came around the corner and the stupid kid I was didn’t notice.... Guess what Joel did.... The bastard pushed me off the road and got hit himself....” Church choked on the last word. “.... H-He did not make it...”

‘Am I crying?...’ I felt my cheeks and sure enough I was crying. ‘Yeah...I am crying.’ “Jesus dude....And this is what you have been carrying around with you all this time?” I said wiping the tears away with my sleeve.

Church started slowly humming a tune, before he started to sing.
How can I repay you brother of mine?
How can I expect you to forgive?
Clinging to the past I shed our blood,
and shattered your chance to live

Though I knew the laws I paid no heed.
How can I return your wasted breath?
What I did not know has cost you dear
For there is no cure for death.

Beautiful Mother soft and sweet,
Once you were gone we were not complete.
Back through the years we've reached for you
Alas t'was not meant to be.

And how can I make amends?
For all that I took from you.
I lead you with hopeless dreams.
My brother I was a fool.

Don't cry for the past now brother mine.
Neither you nor I are free from blame.
Nothing can erase the things we did,
For the path we took was the same.

Beautiful Mother soft and sweet,
Once you were gone we were not complete.
Back through the years we've reached for you
Alas t'was not meant to be.

My dreams made me blind and mute.
I longed to return to the time.
I followed without a word.
My brother, the fault is mine.

So where do we go from here?
And how to forget and forgive?
Whats gone is forever lost.
Now All we can do is live.

When he finished Tia was bawling now. Luna was too. I looked to Lyra and she was....Sleeping. So yeah I grabbed Luna and hugged her while she cried and I wasn’t even trying at this point to stop my tears, but I tried not to make a sound.

Church just sat there quietly and looked out the window. I wiped my tears away and walked up to Church and sat down next to him.

“Do you at least feel better for getting that off your chest?” I asked.

“Little.” Church said with a sad sigh.

“And you didn’t cry once....” I said facepalming. “You do know you would feel better if you did cry right?”

Church sighed and looked at me. He then pointed to his left bandaged eye, which happened to soaked right through.

“Ah.......” I said facepalming for my own stupidity. “Well I do have some good news, but it can wait until we have calmed down a bit.”

Church sighed and took a paper and started drawing. After a while he switched his pen out for a crayon, he then stopped and picked up the paper and inspected it a little.

“whatcha drawing?” I asked as I clear the rest of my tears away before tossing the tissues over to Luna.

“My brother and I used to draw this in alleys...” He handed me the paper and on it was a text in grafitti style.

“It’s very good. Must have been quite the artist.” I said as I looked the picture over. “All though I have no idea what it says...”

“Razor1911... I-It was Joel’s gamertag...” Church said hesitantly.

“Ah.... Well. Um..How about that good news?” I said with a smile hoping to get his mind out of it’s current state.

“Uh sure....” Church said as he looked down at the table.

“The docs said you can leave at any time. They just needed you here for a day to make sure you were okay to be check out. So we can leave if you want.” I said patting him on the back. Tia was still clinging to him only she wasn’t crying anymore.

“Huh... how about that.” Church said looking up from the table. “Mind asking for my clothes?” he asked in a monotone devoid of all emotion.

‘Yeah.....Maybe it was a bad idea to ask about that letter’ I thought as I went to the door and opened it up. Sure enough there was a doctor waiting outside the door about to knock.
“Oh sorry. I was just about to go call for a doc.” I said with a chuckle. The man smiled and nodded before handing my a clipboard and form.

“I heard from outside that you wanted to sign him out so I grabbed the form. Also your friend’s cloths are in the closet.” The doctor said as he began to walk down the hall. “I will be back to help finish up the rest of the paperwork in a few minutes.”

I nodded and closed the door. I went to Church and picked up his pen before beginning to fill out the forms.

“Your cloths are in that closet by the way.” I said as I scribbled a few things down. Then I remember something. “Oh yeah... And you can take those restraints off.” I smiled sheepishly before going back to filling out the form.

Church sighed before organizing a few papers that he wanted to keep. He then folded them and put them on the table. Tia used her magic to help get the restraints off and helped him get up. Being in bed for 3 days is gonna screw with your motor skills a bit, after all.

As he tried to get off the bed he almost collapsed if it weren’t for my aid and helped him stand up.

“This makes me feel like I’m crippled..” Church said looking down at the floor.

“Ah you’ll get used to it. Besides you were in a short coma. You’re gonna be a little weak.” I said as I helped him over to the closet. “Your stuff is in here. Come on let’s get it out and then you can get dressed and then we are out of here.”

“Sure.” Church said with a small sigh. I shook my head and opened up the closet for him and let him grab the folded up clothing. After he got what he needed I helped him to the bathroom and then closed the door so he could have some privacy. While I was helping Church, Tia had taken over filling out the form and as already done.

“Wow.... That was really fast.” I said looking over the document. Tia merely smirked and chuckled.

“I am his marefriend after all. I should know how to take care of him.” She said. I shook my head again and went back to my seat and waited for Church to finish getting dressed.

Church came stumbling out of the bathroom. “Fuck. I hate being like this.” he muttered.

Tia walked over and let him lean against her while changing her appearance so she could walk out without having to deal with any commotion.

“Well now that that’s over shall we head out?” I said smiling again.

“Sure.” Church said as he leaned against Tia. I nodded and opened the door so they could walk out first. I had to grab Lyra from her chair as she was still asleep and slightly snoring.

Soon after we all left the room I saw that doctor from earlier. We made some small talk and I handed him the form. A few more business type things later we were finally leaving the hospital and going back to the dorms again.

I waved down and taxi before we all were piling in and we were off. Church sat besides me and Celestia and Luna was sitting beside me as fast as the taxi started moving Church put his earbuds in and then pull his hood up..

We arrived at the dorms a little while later and while everyone got out, I tapped Church on the shoulder. “Yo Church. We back.” I said

“Mmh... yeah...” Church said as he took off his hood he then deeply sighed as he took out his ear buds. “I’m going to have to put up a fucking charade before I get to my dorm.”

“What do you mean?” I asked as I helped him out of the Taxi. Tia had fallen asleep somehow and was sleepily leaning against Luna, much to her displeasure and Lyra was still in my arms, soundly sleeping away.

Church looked at me and said “Do you think I can look like this?” He gestured his saddened face “Then everyone will blame you for something.”

“Dude.... That has already been happening. It’s no big deal. You learn to block it out.” I said as I looped his arm over my neck and helped him walk to the dorms while everyone else followed closely behind.

“Hey didn’t the doc give you a eye patch?” Church asked without looking.

“Heh heh yeah. Here.” I reached into my pocket and pulled out a simple black eyepatch and just as a joke I pulled out set of wax paper that had a sniper sticker on it. I put both of the things in his hand and opened the door to the dorms.

Church quickly removed the bandage and put on the eye patch. As we entered the dorms I felt him let go of me and started limping in.

“What are you doing?” I asked

“Putting on a charade.” Church said back quietly before leaning against the receptionist desk and yelling “YAAAAAR! I’M BACK BITCHES!”

He soon got a swarm of cheers from everyone in the hallways beyond the front office and a quick scolding from the office lady. After that he started limping up the stairs to his dorm.

“Fucking cunt security cameras.” He said as he flipped one off.

“Hey Shadow Strike.” Church said he passed a pony. Lyra, whom was still in my arms, Luna, Tia, and me followed Church both in worry and curiosity.

“What is he up to?” I asked Tia who just shrugged.

“Where is the common room again?” Church asked as he leaned against a wall.

“Um... Just down the hall to and to the right if I remember correctly.” I said scratching my head with my hand before supporting Lyra with it again.

Church just started limping down the hall and passed his dorm door

“Fucking dorm I hate you.” He muttered as he passed it.

“Dude, you got to stop pushing yourself.” I said as I walked up next to him more worried than before. “Your gonna end up straining your muscles and then be bedridden....Again!”

“Does it look like I give a fuck?!” Church yelled with a tear coming from his right eye. I backed off and let him walk past.

“Now I am even more worried. Greeeeeat.” I said walking after him but keeping my distance.

Church turned a corner and I catched up to him I saw that most people and ponies were sitting there talking on chairs a sofa and some were watching T.V.

“Wait.... Is that Church?” One random stranger asked.

“Yeah Its me... Now... Slayer here.” Church said as he looped an arm around my neck. “Never hurt me in anyway.... So who ever blamed something about him doing this.” He gestured his eye patch.

“CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF THEN BURN IN HELL!!” He yelled out as he let go of me and started limping back. I turned to him looking confused as everyone else in the room and walked after him a bit faster now. Getting back next to him I looped his arm over my neck again and supported his weight again.

“Thank for that.” I said as I helped him walk with Lyra hanging somewhat limply in my one arm.

“No problem... No one blames my friend and gets away with it...” Church said as we reached his dorm door. Right as he was going to unlock it he dropped his key and started shaking.

“Son of a fucking...” Church muttered as he tried to bend down.

“Here let me..” I bent down and grabbed the key before putting it back into his hand. “There you go.”

He shakily put the key in and turned it. After getting his dorm opened I helped walk him into the living room before I could set him down he tripped.

“Fuck!… I can’t do this.... I just fucking can’t...” Church muttered as he tried to get up. I put Lyra on the couch and helped him get back onto his feet. When he stood up again Tia and Luna finally caught up with us.

“There you two are. We lost you at the front office.” Tia said now more awake. “How is Church doing?”

“Well you could try asking him. You know... Because he is right here.” I said playfully poking him in the side.

“I can’t do this....” Church started shaking. “I feel like a cripple.... And fucking sucks... I just...” Church exhaled. “And the talk we had this morning did not help either.”

“Alright.. Alright look. Forget the talk we had. It’s in the past and your not a ‘cripple’. you’re just weak.” I said helping him to the couch.

“It’s pretty hard to forget my brother....” Church said quietly.

“I never said forget him. I said forget the talk..... You know what I am going to take this moment to say something cheesy.”

I sat down on the couch next to him and took a deep breath. “Okay now you’re probably going to want to leave and get some chips for this, but just bear with me here alright?”

“Okay. Church, your loved ones are always with you even if you never met them. They are always watching you and loving everything you do. As long as you remember them they won’t ever leave you.” I said smiling. ‘Oh my god....That was the worst little speech I have used yet.’

Church was just quiet and looking down at his table a few minutes later he looked up with a few stray tears and said.

“Even when I’m depressed I can still see that you have cheesy lines.” he said with a small but sad chuckle.

“You know it.” I replied giving him a nudge with my elbow. “Do you at least see what I am trying to say?”

“Yeah... Yeah.” Church said “You know.... nevermind.” He waved a dismissive hand at me.

“What?” I said curiously.

“You sure you want to know?”

“Worst part is not knowing. Like a horror movie.” I said with a chuckle. Then Luna threw a empty E-drink can at me head and hit right on target. “OW! Damn it, Luna what did I do?”

“That was for not stopping us from watching the whole Paranormal trilogy.” Luna said throwing another can at me. I chuckled and nudged Church again. “So what did you want to say?”

Tia walked over and nuzzled Church before giving him a quick peck on the cheek. “Tell us all Church.” She said giving him a smile.

“Alright alright fine... How about this... I just need something else to think about so um... You and Luna, Tia and Me on a double date?”

Everyone was silent. I scratched my head and shrugged. “I don’t see a problem with it.... Wait I do see one thing wrong.” I said raising my finger in the air. “We need someone to watch this trouble maker.” I pointed to Lyra. “I have found she goes through my stuff and game data when I am not home.”

“Huh.... Well um.... Just send her to Bon Bon was it? Its like her best friend.... If not that then just take Hank. I’m sure he could watch over her.” he said.

“Well then I am alright with it. How about you girls?” I said looking to Tia and Luna. They both looked either hesitant or embarrassed.

“So uh.... Want to play or watch something?” Church asked as he looked at his T.V.

“YES!” Both abruptly shouted causing me and Church to nearly jumped out of our skin.

“Uh to which one ?”

“Both!” Luna said skipping over and jumping into my lap.

“Well I was going to say the double date, but I guess I could try out a game or two” Tia said

Tia walked over to the couch before Jumping into the seat next to Church then laying down in his lap and she just smiled at Church. Luna of course looked jealous of her sister.

“Okay I am getting up before a cat fight starts.” I said getting up and going to the fridge. “Hey church you want anything while I am up?”

“Uh.... Get a me a soda, the whiskey, and a red bull.” Church said

“You drink?” I said grabbing the Red bull and two sodas then looking for the whiskey.

“Yeah... But only on special occasions.” Church replied.

“This is a special occasion? And where is the bloody stuff.” I said setting the other things on the counter and continuing my search.

“Try checking the top shelf, if not there check the wine compartment on the bottom shelf.” Church said as he was looking at a movie or a game holding a game in his right hand and a movie in his left.

Then I got an evil idea. “Hey Church? Want to go on a horror marathon?” I said as I found the whiskey and put it on the counter.

“If so.... A horror game, I hate horror movies.”

“Oh please. Just one horror movie?” I begged as I brought his stuff over, setting it on the table and opening up my soda.

“What movie?” Church said with a defeated sigh.

“Hmmm.” I scratched my chin in thought of what horror movies I had in my dorm. “Well I have the Paranormal trilogy....”

“And Trilogy is so much a single movie.” Church said with some sarcasm.

“I was referring to them separately. I just didn’t want to say them individually. Anyway...I also have Chernobyl Diaries.” I said giving him another choice.

“Uh.... I have no fucking clue....” Church said confused.

“Welp that’s what we are watching then!” I said walking over to the door and opening it. “YOu guys want me to make some popcorn too?”

“Why the fuck not.” Church said

“I don’t see why not” Tia said.

“Maybe?” Luna said unsure of herself.

“Okie dokie!” I said while walking out and into my dorm. Grabbing the movie and a packet of popcorn, I shut my door and locked it before walking back into Church’s dorm.

“Hey Church I am using your microwave.” I said going to the kitchen.

“Why may I ask?” I heard him say from the living room.

“Because Lyra blew mine up remember?” I said putting the popcorn packet in the microwave and pressing a few commands on it before the familiar whirring began.

“Oh yeah...” Church said as he thought back a few days.

“While I am waiting for the popcorn does anyone else want something?” I said walking back and picking up my drink. “Because we aren’t stopping the movie while it’s playing.”

“Uh, get me some ice then, my drink is probably gonna get medium.”

“Alright anyone else?” I said walking back into the kitchen.

“A soda for us please.” Luna said from her spot on the couch.

“You said you had alcohol...” Tia said.

“Y-Yeah....” Church answered back.

“I... I don’t like where this is heading.” I said walking into the kitchen.

“Have any wine?” Tia asked Church.

“Should have some either on the top shelf or like the bottom says Wine shelf.” Church said. “Get the mare what she wants slayer!” he added before being pulled into a deep kiss by Tia.

“Yeah yeah...” I said waving a hand at them before grabbing two bottles off the shelf. “Um...Red or white wine?”

“Eh.... Numbers! Nu-” Church tried to say before being forcefully pulled in for another kiss.

“Um....... Like dates?...I guess. Um...Let’s see.” I hold up the red wine and read the label. “Uh the red wine says 1920. That good?”

“Other bottle? Celly calm do-” Church again got interuppted.

“Geez...Frisky much?” I say as I look at the other bottle. “1919...The white wine is 1919.”

“Vintage both of them... Take the red one I guess.... Wait is Celly trying to make her sister je-” and again with the damn kiss.

“Uh-huh....I have a feeling this is going to end badly.” I said as I put the white wine back up and went to the microwave to grab the popcorn. Opening up the bag I slightly burn myself and me being the kind of man I am I...

“FUCK THAT HURT!!” Bitched about it. “Stupid fucking popcorn always burning me with it’s butter.”

I heard a loud laugh from the living room “Watch for the butter, for it strikes again burning its latest victim! Slayer!” Church yelled. He tried to say something else but It got muffled by something.

“Yep... Definitely frisky.” I said as I picked up the bag again only by it’s corner. “Hey Church! Where are your bowls!”

“Top- “ Church began but again got interrupted

“Got it!” I yelled back. I opened up the top cabinet and took out the largest bowl I could find. Then, being rather cautious this time, opened the popcorn up and poured its contents out and went back into the Living room where Church was getting assaulted by Tia.

He currently was lying down on the couch and Tia with her wings fully extended on top of him. Whilst Luna on the other hand, looked extremely jealous .

“Gees.. I have heard of forceful women, but that is ridiculous.” I said putting the popcorn down and going to the Xbox. “Y’all might want to stop that. I am putting the movie in and I would like a place to sit.”

“I would like to help bu-” Church got interrupted by a hoof. Then Tia leaned in and whispered something in his ear that made Church look nervous.

“Okay you’re making me nervous here.” I said putting the movie in the tray and walking back over.

“Where are the drinks?” Church asked. I deadpanned and pointed down at the table.

“Oh shit. I forgot Tia’s drink one moment.” I said beginning to walk to the kitchen.

“I’ll GET IT!” Church shot up from the couch leaving a half dazed Tia with half closed eyes. She sighed and looked to Luna who sat there embarassed. She stuck her tounge out at her.

“What is goi-...Nevermind I don’t want to know.” I said putting my hand over my eyes and sighing. I walked over and plopped down onto the couch between Luna and Tia while Church was doing whatever in the kitchen. “Hey did I leave my drink in the- oop nevermind there it is.” I grabbed my soda from the table before leaning back.

“Oh... Where is the wine...” Church said from the kitchen. I heard him rummage around in a few cabinets and pulling out a glass. “Well I got that at least... Hey where did you put the wine?” Church said.

“On the counter. It should have been right there when you walked in...” I said

“But there is nothi- Oh. There. Heh.... I’m blind.” Church said as he picked up the wine, whisky, red bull and luna’s soda. He came out with all of it and put it down on the coffee table, he then ran back in and grabbed two glasses. One was a wine glass, the other was a whiskey glass.

“Come on! Just sit down already. I am starting the movie.” I said pressing play on the movie.

“Ease off the gas christ!” Church said as he ran into the living room with the glasses and put them down. They were quickly filled with wine and one odd combination.... Red bull, Cola, and whiskey.

“Yea yea...Come on just sit already!” I said scooting over and taking a drink from my soda. “I get impatient when it comes to movies.”

Church sighed and sat down next to Tia who promptly jumped on him. “Woah! I barely get to sit down and you are all over me.” Church said a bit surprised.

I shook my head and watched as the opening scene began.

As the movie ended with the russians throwing the girl to the mutated people, Luna was already cowering and trying to hide herself in my neck. I looked over to Church and Tia and Church was just shifting a little in his seat while Tia was clinging to him and not taking her eyes off the screen.

“Well... That was a nice movie.” I said with a smile and finishing off my drink.

“Eh, It was mediocre.” Church said as he tried to reach for his glass but kept missing. “Ouh... I might be a bit doozy.”

“How many of those weird combo drinks did you make yourself?” I said looking at the empty cans of coke and Redbull.

“Uh.... Six maybe? Ten? A baker’s dozen?” Church said trying to think back. I shook my head and chuckled.

“Here... One moment.” I got up and went into the Kitchen where I grabbed a cup and filled it with ice. I walked back and while Church wasn’t looking, dumped the entire contents down the back of his shirt.

“HOLY FUUUUCK THATS COOOLD!” Church yelled as he shot straight up and off the couch. He ran around in the room before tripping and landing on his side. “FUCK NOW IT HURTS AND ITS COLD!”

All the while I was laughing my ass off and Luna wasn’t faring any better. I could even see Tia trying not to giggle.

“Ough... The whole room is spinning.” Church said as he rolled over on his stomach.

“That is because you ran in a circle like a maniac.” I said chuckling.

“Well it was cold... So I had to outrun it.....” Church slurred out.

“Well I can see it didn’t do much to sober you up soooo..” I walked over and picked him up. “..Off to bed with you.”

Church stumbled around before turning and saying “You can borrow my guest room if you want.... If you get what I mean” As he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

“I can’t punch you because you’re hurt.... So I will settle for this.” I let go of him and stepped away and watched as he fell to the ground. “And now I am just going to drag you...”

“Actually... I’ll take him.” I heard Tia said with a seductive tone.

“I am sure you would, but to be honest I would prefer not to be kept up all night.” I said picked up Church again and walking him back to his room. “Besides....He’s passed out.”

“B-but.. I’m sti-” Church began but I quickly covered his mouth.

“What was that? I think the neighbors need to turn down their T.V.. Gonna blow out their ears one day.” I said before opening Church’s door and dragging him inside.

What I failed to notice was that Celestia was sneaking in after me and then hiding in the closet.

“Why do I get the feeling I am being watched?” I said looking around. I shrugged and put Church on the bed before covering him up and walking out of the room. Then I walked back in and sighed. “Tia get out of here.”

“No.” Tia said in a childish voice.

“Tiiiia....Out.” I stated pointing a finger out the door.

“No. I want Churchy.” She said again.

“Maybe some other time. Right now the last thing he needs is someone fondling him in his drink induced sleep. Now out.” I said again going to the closet.

“Why is the pillow spinning?” Church asked himself. “Stop spinning...”

“Like I said the last thing he needs is someone fondlings him while he is trying to sleep.” I corrected.

“Noooo.” Tia whined.

“Tia I swear I am going to drag you out right in front of your sister.” I threatened.

“I want Chuuurchy!” Tia whined even more.

“Alright then let me ask you a question. How empty was that wine bottle when you got off the couch?” I questioned. I looked out the door and to couch before seeing that the wine bottle was on the floor empty.

“It was half full.....” Tia lied.

“Hmmm. Really?” I said leaning against the doorway.

“Yes! Now let me have Churchy...” She whined yet again.

“Yeeee- no. Now come on.” I said going to the closet. “Luna help me here!”

“With what?” Luna said walking into Church’s room.

“Tia is drunk in Church’s closet attempting to fondle him while he sleeps.” I summed up.

“Ah.... I didn’t need to know that.” She said sticking her tongue out in disgust.

“Well you asked. Now come on!” I said tapping on the closet’s door. “Tia I am giving you one last chance. Come out or I will force you out.”

“Chur-*Hic*-Chy!” She slurred out.

“How did she drink that entire bottle without us noticing?” I said grabbing the handle on the closet. I opened the door and as quickly as I could grabbed the sun princess while trying to not to get bucked in the jaw by the flailing hooves. Luna used her magic to restrain her while I carried her out.

Due to her being much larger that her sister, I had a bit of strain, but managed to get her on the couch before falling on my ass from the little scene she made. She whined the entire time too. I stood up and went to Church’s room to close the door, but right as I was going to close it.

“Hey Slayer.” I looked into the door to see Church on the verge of sleeping.

“Yeah?” I replied.

“Thanks for being there. And asking....” Church said a bit sleepy. I smiled and chuckled.

“Anytime pal. Anytime. By the way if you feel someone crawl into your bed... Just scream or something alright?” I said cautiously.

“Uh, alright... I’ll try.” Church replied quietly before falling asleep. I closed the door and walked back to the couch where Tia was still struggling to get out of Luna’s magical grasp.

“Alright Tia I warned Church about what you were going to do, so just sleep here tonight kay?” I said yawning a bit.

“B-but I want Chuuurchy.” Tia whined she gave me the puppy eyes. I just sighed and rubbed my sleepy eyes.

“Sorry Tia, but you’re just going to have to sleep alone tonight. Or until your less frisky and drunk.” I said letting another yawn escape me.

“Fine.” She huffed and yawned too.

“Why are yawns so infectious?” I said walking over to the guest room and grabbing a spare blanket for Tia. I walked back and covered her up before walking back to the guest room. Which happened to be Church’s studio, but with a bed.

“Luna come on! I think it’s safe to let her go.” I yelled both flopping onto the bed not caring about the covers.

“Coming!” She yelled back before I heard some drunken giggles. I facepalmed and then felt someone crawl next to me. “Yes she is definitely ‘hammered’ as I have heard it called.”

“Actually at this point the proper term is ‘Shit faced’.” I said yawning one last time and closing my eyes.

“I love you.” Luna said snuggling up against me. I smiled and hugged her.

“Love ya too.” I replied before letting sleep over come me.

Author's Notes:

A/N:Hey everyone! Another big chapter!

whoo hoo!

Alpha I told you not to bring Fluttershy in here....

What? She was here before me.... o__o

That is slightly disturbing. And fascinating. Did she get into the pills or something?

This chapter of L.a.C.p.s was brought to you by, Red Rooster and Mountian Dew. And Rooster teeth.

I thought Blizzard was sponsoring this....

I got us hooked up on some of those too....

Ah...Anyway! Glad if you enjoyed this chapter, Don’t care if you didn’t. Anyway here is a message from Fluttershy.

*Holds up a sign* ‘I <3 readers’.

Huh.... Apparantly I’ve gotten more stuff here that says we got sues in coming.... Oh well.

Eh.... Just throw’em in the fire like we usually do.....CYA!!!