'Samuel, are ve zere yet?'

"Yes we are."

'Good, now zat my old body's been kaput, ve can vork to tie up a loose end, und you are going to help me.'

"Do I have a choice?"

'Vell, no, you don't.'

"Why did I do this?"

'Because you're schtupid und fat.'

"... Was that really necessary to say?"

'Nien, we vasted enough time here, drop down ze hole in ze ground, und let me take control.'

Samuel J. Stuhlinger sighed. Ever since he let Richtofen's soul into his body, he's been facing a different type of hell. Two souls in one body was very awkward, and two often fight for control at times.

As for Richtofen's supposed death, the speakers in the station and suits had a master control system built into them. The voice of the 'dying Richtofen' was really just a mindless body, whose death really didn't change much about the future. Richtofen just stopped his control and let the brat do whatever she pleased.

He had been dormant, waiting for the chance, and he was going to have it. He jumped down and was sliding down the ground slide and rolled when he reached the bottom.

'Now let me take control!' Suddenly, Samuel's eyes began to glow a bright blue. "Ahh, vunderbar, It is time Samuel."

'What are you going to do Richtofen?'

"You vill see. Oh, und by ze way, ve are going to another dimension, so I hope you have steel guts."

'I ate the flesh, of course I can keep down my, er, our lunch, hehe.'

"Good." Richtofen dropped down, and found a bomb, with a stopwatch by it.

"Ve vill need ze Time Bomb."

'To fix any mistake we make?'

"Mmmm, ja, let's go vith zat. Now, vhere is ze Paralyzer? Oh, zere it is."

Richtofen saw it.

"Vunderbar."

Richtofen picked up the device and put it away. He had a Ray Gun in his left pocket, and a Mark II version in the right. The Ray Gun Mark II was a three laser burst gun, firing from a 21 round battery.

"But enough of ze pointless talking about mien weapons Author. Zere are more important zings going on now. Ve need to move on Samuel."

'Fine. Who's this...'

"Not now, zis vas a one time deal. Now, let's find ze parts ve needed to build ze MDT."

'What's a MDT?'

"Matter Dispersion Teleporter."

'Oh, sorry for not knowing.'

"Ja, whatever." Richtofen said as he grabbed a piece of 115. His rudimentary teleporter would be built quickly, but the accuracy, he knew, wouldn't be high.

'Where are we going anyway?'

"Hopefully, somevhere familiar."

'I hate this.'

"Meh." Richtofen had build the base for the teleporter using five simple sheets of aluminum. He was just one man, and gerry-rigging was the only choice right now.

'You know... I've been wondering, where is it that you need to go to that is so damn important?'

"You vill see." Richtofen had gathered some more of the parts he needed to build the makeshift MDT. He still needed to gather a vacuum tube to absorb the energy needed to blast him to this new world.

"GAHAH!!!"

Richtofen turned to see a giant man, twice his size, in trousers jeans, was dirty, and had a southerner look, looking at him fearful. With a smile, he took out a bowl, filled to the brim with hard candy. The giant was soon enticed, and drooling.

"You vant zis?"

"Uh huh, uh huh!"

"Zen get me a vacuum tube. You know vhat zat is?"

"Yeah yeah!"

"ZEN GO GET ONE!!!"

"YEAAAH!!!" The giant ran off, leaving Richtofen to his own machinations.

'You better not hurt him.'

"Nien, he's too much of a softy to be a satisfying kill."

'What was that?'

"Nothing!" Richtofen had built a rather crude version of the teleporter. Even he didn't know if it would work. He saw the giant man bring back the vacuum tube Richtofen needed, and screwed it in place. The doctor gave him the bowl as a reward, and saw him kiss it, before shoving the entire bowl into his mouth.

"You vant to join me? Ve are going to a new place."

"MMM..." The giant looked thoughtful, before nodding vigorously.

"Let's go!" Richtofen hit a the switch, and electricity began to pulsate. The two men went into it and took deep breaths.

'You sure this will work?' Samuel said with a strong trace of worry.

"About 63%."

'1 out of 3 chance of failure!'

"1 out of 4 chance of liquification."

'AHHHH!!!'

Richtofen smirked as the device soon sent the two to some kind of cold base. The giant was soon shivering and rubbing his hands over his arms.

"Now I'm glad you're fat."

'Was that... ah, forget it.'

"Now, zis place... Ja, zis is ze place!"

'What is the place?'

"Zis, is vhere ve vill tie a loose end."

'What loose end?'

*RAGH*

The giant soon froze up, and backed up in fear. Richtofen just sighed, and looked at the offending zombie, frozen in place at the waist. Oh, how those orange eyes taunted him so. He took out his Mark II and fired at the zombie, killing it.

"Oh... vell, no killing zen. Shit." Richtofen pocketed the weapon, and looked around. It seems that there was a living being here recently, possibly a windigo or a lost pony. Needless to say, Richtofen decided he would get something to get him out of here.

'That's it!' His eyes turned back to normal. "I'm taking control!"

'Nien!'

"I'm getting out of this shithole! With or without you!" Samuel twisted the doorknob.

'Wait, Samuel!'

"No-ooooooh my GOD!!!"

Samuel had found himself face to face with several bound zombies, still roaring. The giant ran as far as he could, but the room they were in had only one exit.

'Vell, zis is actually... not zat bad.'

"Well... um... yeah! The zombies are frozen in." Samuel walked towards a zombie. "And they are looking delicious."

'SAMUEL!!!'

"Right right, sorry!" Samuel sighed, and then layed down a time bomb.

'Good! Now, let's... vait...'

"What? Wait, are you talking about the bottle down there?"

'Ja, I need to look at it!'

"Alright, maybe I'll sneak a taste."

'Nien, it is!'

"What is?"

'Nikolai, he is here!'

"Who?"

"Me, the one that finished off zombie thing, give me vodka now."

"No." The bartender said simply. "We're closed right now."

"But vodka!"

"But we're closed, scram!" The bartender closed his doors, leaving behind a disgruntled drunk in Canterlot.

"Fuck."

"Do you mind not being so vulgar?" A mare asked from the side.

"Do you mind not being bitch near Nikolai?"

"My word!" The mare walked off in a humph, and left a very sobering drunk.

"WAIT!" Nikolai sniffed the air, and got an angry look on his face.

"SOME FUCKER IS TOUCHED MY VODKA, IN VERY NORTH AREA!!!"

"Where, How?" Weasel asked.

"He touched it, 8 hours ago, get David, we need to go to icy place up north."

"Over a bottle of vodka?"

Nikolai glared at the former prisoner, and growled.

"Point taken."

"You want me to do what?"

"To go to..."

"I heard you the first time fatass." David said, hefting an unconscious Deadpool over his arm. "The question, why?"

"Because, 8 hours ago, someone touch my vodka!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, and I'm in a world of talking, colorful ponies." John said.

"Fuck you John."

"Fine, I'll help you dumbass, but we're not bringing Weasel."

"I am okay with this. Get others, Nikolai will get some vodka."

"Then what's..."

"Shut up, Asshole!"

Samuel/Richtofen had taken off his cloak that protected him from the cold and proceed to run towards the castle, which was several miles away now.

'Can we take a break now?'

"Nien, ve are so close! Und you need ze exercise too."

'Fuck me!'

"Ja, fuck you."

"Okay: Link, Harry, Deadpool, Stryker and Penisballs, let's go." David said, getting in his car.

"A Lamborghini..."

"Yeah, it is one John, it is one."

"And I don't bloody see why we should do this." Harry said.

"Because Nikolai will bitch about it if we don't do this, so get in English."

"Fine. I still don't think this is a good idea."

"Alright, let's go."

As David drove off with his team, No one noticed an overweight human in survival gear use a weapon to propel himself along the rooftops.

Celestia sighed, clearly worried for the bearers of the Elements of Harmony. Grundy had deal his wrath rather hard, and then some. And nearly getting buried, she would be on edge, but not in a catatonic state.

"What must I do now?"

"Perhaps you should figure it out."

Celestia raised an eyebrow and looked to see a man, another human.

"Another human, interesting. Tell me, who are you?"

"Samuel."

Good Samuel. Now, lead her to an isolated area.

"Nice to meet you Samuel."

"Meat?" Samuel said eagerly.

"Excuse me?"

"Oh... sorry, I'm hungry. You got any cheese?"

"Um... sure?" Celestia wasn't sure who this man was, or what was with him, but she had to expect the best out of him.

"Good. Any place we can talk."

"Of course." Why isn't he confused, or scared? "Follow me."

Ja, JA!!! Bring us to a isolated area!

As Celestia brought the mysterious human to a private room, Richtofen took over control momentarily, cause Samuel's eyes to glow blue, and then stopped.

Time to catch up Celestia.

This is too much! This is TOO MUCH!!!

Soon enough, David drove into the cavern area, with the heat cranked all the way up. He had managed to find an entrance that Nikolai didn't destroy, and soon entered it.

"Okay guys, it's going to be cold as the center of Hell, so stay close, unless you want to freeze to death."

"Like that really tall guy?" Stryker pointed at something in the headlights.

"Yes, like the..." David widened his eyes and saw him, a massive giant, shivering to death.

"Oh God, get him in the car!" David hopped out along with the rest of the group and grabbed the man by the arm.

"Hey, he is holding my vodka!"

"Nikolai, he's freezing to death, can you forget the alcohol for five minutes?" Harry yelled.

"Niet, it is vodka!"

"Hey, what's that?" Deadpool asked, looking at a strange device.

"What's what?" Stryker looked at the device, not sure about what it is.

Link took a long look, and then the world around them began to blur.

"Whaaaaaat thhhheeeeee fuuuuuuuuucccckkkk..."

"Hoooooolllllyyyyyyyyy shhiiiiiiiiiiit..."

"Iiii soound liiiiiiike Iii'mmm iiiin tiiiime guuuuuuuyssssss!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

Celestia had decided not let any guards into Celestia's private sanctum. she turned towards the human and put a serious tone.

"Who are you? Most humans who appear here show signs of confusion and fear."

"I suppose I should let you know... that he's in me! His soul!"

"Who's soul?"

Samuel grasped his head, trying to fight it, but it wasn't enough. His eyes glowed blue and someone else was in control.

"Samuel?"

"... Nein... I'm afraid he's... out for ze moment... hahahaha..."

"RICHTOFEN! How?"

"Oh, zat is somezing else, I did take control of ze zombies, und killed Dr. Maxis, but I had to get out of mien body. So I took zis one instead. I've been exercising a bit more too, zese love handles can be so..." Richtofen ducked out of the way of an energy blast.

"Stand down Edward, and I'll ensure that your trial will be fair, even though you're still guilty."

"Now zat vas just plain rude!" Richtofen took off his glasses and polished them with his shirt. "I mean, I'm in a new body, und zis one still has ze original soul in it."

"Yeah, don't shoot me!" Samuel broke through momentarily, before Richtofen assumed control again.

"Damn you Edward, you've killed dozens of my subjects all those years ago."

"Und now you're speaking like a normal pony. I vasn't expecting zat."

Celestia sent a more powerful blast, allowing the guards to notice that a fight broke out.

"Oh, zere ze come. Good!, Now ve can show zem vhat ve just came up vith." Richtofen took out a golden pocket watch and put his thumb on the timer.

"What is that?"

"Zis, is vhat vill create a time reversal und... you know vhat, how vould you like to relieve zis morning, all over again?"

Celestia widened her eyes, and the guards broke through.

"Auf Wiedersehen Celestia, Sie Pferd. Ich sehe Sie eine andere Zeit, buchstäblich." Richtofen clicked the device and the world began to slow down. The guards were mere inches away from the doctor when all of a sudden...

"WOAH!!!" David was wondering what had happened. One moment, he was in an ice cavern, and the next, he was in Rarity's home. Even stranger, Rarity and Stryker were there too, both uninjured.

"What the fuck was that?"

"I do not know. I was in the hospital bed from Solomon..." Rarity gasped, and David and Stryker soon realized what had happened.

"I did not want to relive today." Stryker said, getting up.

"He was seen at Fluttershy's cabin. We'll look for Weasel and the others soon."

Nikolai was in a tree, along with Weasel. The two were confused, but they knew what was coming.

"There's that suka." Nikolai said under his breath. With a pull of the trigger, Grundy turned to mush again, and Nikolai cheered on.

"HAHA!!! We saved future! We go get drinks now!"

"Yeah, that's great, but how'd we end up back in this time?" Weasel asked.

"Who cares, more vodka to drink."

"So, did you like zat Samuel?"

'No, I did not!'

"Zen, ve begin ze rest of ze plan..."

Celestia had a stern look on her face. She had witnessed the return of a true threat.

And there was nothing she could do about him.

Author's Notes:

"" Means the person is in control.
'' Means the person is not in control.
Note, I own the PS3 version, Youtube gave me all I need.
If anypony wants to get the Richtofen Ending to the zombies easter egg in Black Op II, add me, have a mic, and be willing to play with four players in a private match for Green Run and Die Rise, and soon enough, Buried. My username is mkvsdc7.

And yes, I know part of this feel like it's been pulled out of the ass, but the Time Bomb is a legit weapon from Buried, and found it to be perfect to fix the mare's... conditions.