David wondered what would make Rarity chase after Wade like that. Pinkie was there, she might know.

"What was that about?" David asked, rather perplexed.

"As it turns out, that disappearing ink wasn't disappearing ink after all…" Pinkie said, rubbing the back of her head.

David, Stryker and Harry raised eyebrows, until...

"Her dresses?"

"Yep." Pinkie scratched the back of her head with her hoof some more. David groaned and face-palmed.

"I better see how bad it is," he decided.

"Why do you care?" Harry asked.

"One, that curse thing. Two, she's the one housing me. Three, I feel like helping in some way. And four, screw you, I'm doing what's right." David listed, walking out the door. Spike came in at the same time, overhearing some of his conversation.

"Rarity's letting him stay at her house?" he asked. Stryker nodded,

"Yes, with me included. Name's Kurtis Stryker, officer of the law." Stryker held out a hand. Spike recognized the gesture and shook his hand.

"Please tell me neither of you are going to make a move on her," Spike asked. Stryker almost laughed.

"Of course not, the princess is letting legislation and..." Stryker saw Spike phase out a bit, so he changed gears. "You know, short of it, until we have a home of our own, we're staying with various ponies. That spandex wearing moron is staying with..."

"ME!" Pinkie, jumping into everyone’s face, yelled.

"You, Pinkie?" Spike pointed at her. She beamed.

"Yep!” she answered. “He's so fun!"

"Lord, help us all," Harry muttered under his breath.

"Okay, then... and the green guy next to Fluttershy?" Spike continued to interrogate.

"That's Link, a good friend of mine." Harry said, finding a book on basic potions. Maybe I'll skim through it later, see if there are any new potions I can make.

"Okay, well, he seems… nice," Spike decided.

"He is. Just don't be a villain, and you’re good." Stryker said, chuckling afterwards. "Come to think of it, I wonder what's he's doing."

Link nearly drew his sword for nothing. He relaxed as he took a longer look at the creature in front of him. It was taller than him, looked insane... and like a bunch of animals fused together into an abomination. It spoke.

"Well, sorry if I scared you, monkey boy," the abomination scowled, annoyed.

"Discord, you shouldn't have startled him like that." Fluttershy scolded.

"I am truly sorry about that, but he is so curiously unique!” This Discord character took Link’s head in his hand… or, claw, really. "I've only seen three before in my life."

Wait, three? Link thought.

"Alright then,” Fluttershy dismissed the awkward silence following Discord’s statement. “Discord, this is Link. Link, this is Discord, my friend."

Link decided to put out his hand and spoke.

"Hello, I am Link,” the young man greeted. “Very pleased to meet you."

Discord eyed the hand and shook it with his tail. He then took out some ink and wrote a mustache on Link's face.

"Discord!" Fluttershy suddenly yelled.

"Oh, lighten up, Fluttershy, it's disappearing ink!” Discord laughed, holding up a small vial. “I switched it for that other monkey's ink." Discord said with a smug tone as the ink lost its color and turned clear.

"Oh, okay."

"Wait, three other humans?" Link needed to know.

"Are there more of you?"

"So wait, you are telling me that there were more than six humans here before?" David said, washing off the ink from Rarity's dresses.

"Why yes, there was a short one named Dan," Rarity recalled.

"Of course." Twilight rolled her eyes.

"Who is Dan?" Nikolai asked, garnering looks from the other humans.

"My hands are pruned!" Deadpool complaned, washing more dresses with David as punishment.

"Dan is... pretty much a bigger jerk than Nick here." Applejack said, nodding her head at Nikolai.

"Wait, I am jerk?" he asked.

"Wow, is he an..."

"He don't drink nothing, but he does have an anger problem," Applejack continued, interrupting David.

"Sounds a bit like my step-dad." David pointed out under his breath.

"Hmm..." Stryker looked in deep thought.

"What is it Stryker?" Rainbow asked.

"Tell me, were there any unique events that involved humans?” he asked. “And don't skimp anything."

Twilight sighed and began. "Well, the first human we met was a mechanic named Ellis, and he came from an apocalypse that involved brain dead humans that acted like wild animals. One of the most powerful came here and destroyed the town and hospitalized many ponies."

"Mein Gott." David said breathlessly. He could not even think of what sort of creature that could be.

"And then there was a man named Nico Bellic. He was rude, but at the same time well behaved. He ended up making Rainbow an alcoholic and we had to send her to rehab for a few months," she continued. Rainbow rubbed the back of her head and gulped.

"Wow. That must have been embarrassing," Stryker laughed, with a smug look on his face.

"Shut up Stryker!" Rainbow recoiled. Harry chuckled a bit, before speaking.

"Continue, please."

"Right, during his stay, his cousin came in what he called a helicopter," Twilight looked up to the sky.

"Wait, his cousin's a pilot?" Deadpool loved helicopters, they exploded with so much fun.

"No,” Twilight responded. “…and from what I can tell, the two were drunk during that time."

"Wow, even Nikolai is not dumb enough to drink and drive, let alone fly." Nikolai was silent for a few moments. "I hate flying." He took a gulp of vodka and left it at that.

"Roman was so fun, and we got to see Liberty City too!" Pinkie squee’d.

"Wait, Liberty City? Shit, my cousin said that place was like hell!" Stryker looked surprised.

"Sorry to hear that, Stryker." David said, satisfied with yet another dress without ink.

"And one of Nico's friends came in a car; it was, strangely, colored like me." Rainbow added.

"Why..." Stryker tryed to speak.

"Don't." Applejack said in a low tone. "He ran over mah trees and somehow managed to get mah sister, and her friends drunk." Link widened his eyes. They were younger than eleven years old in human years. He then had a thought on how ponies aged. "Needless to say, Ah'm glad that those humans are gone. They were more trouble than findin' needles in a haystack."

"Right, and after that..." Twilight hesitated a bit, this was a rather dark part of Equestria's history. "We had a murder."

"A human murdered someone?" Deadpool yelled.

Woah! Didn't see that coming.

Me neither.

"Not a human, but we had to summon one to defend a pony who didn't commit the crime," Twilight continued. Deadpool looked relieved.

"And the pony was?" Harry asked.

"Me..." Rainbow said.

"Wait, you?"

"Yes, I know, Stryker, but the human who defended me helped me when I did need somepony to help. I'll never be able to thank Phoenix Wright for helping me."

"Phoenix Wright, eh...?" Wade remembered the name, a lawyer.

Didn't we help defeat Galactus with him?

With Taskmaster as well.

Wrong universe, UMvC3 never happened in ours.

Crap.

"Sounds like a cool guy, but has a dorky name." Wade said.

"I guess so." Harry shrugged.

"Anything else?" Stryker asked.

"No, nothing." Twilight confirmed.

"We're gonna need to have a talk with the princess than." David said, finishing cleaning Rarity's dresses.

"Alright then!” Rarity shouted, satisfied with her work. “You really didn't have to help me clean my dresses, by the way, David."

"Felt like I should do something,” David shrugged. “You are housing me until we get our own homes."

"Ah yes, you monkey men go talk to Celestia, I'm going to go make it rain chocolate milk now." Discord looked at Pinkie's disapproving face, and rolled his eyes, literally, around the floor. "And make it snow whipped cream too."

"Yay!" Pinkie hopped up and stayed in the air for several seconds. During this time, the humans decided to just simply leave and go talk to the princess about these other humans.

"Wait, who were the other two humans?" Fluttershy asked, after Pinkie dropped on all fours again.

"A masked man who called himself Doctor Doom, and crazy man called Richtofen," Discord groaned.

"Huh, that last name is strangely…. unnerving." Twilight said, feeling worried for some reason.

Author's Notes:

After weeks of school being a bitch, hopefully, this will be worth the wait.

Special thanks to Tyreese-le-Tyler43 for editing this chapter, and becoming my new editor.