Wade Wilson woke up in the middle of a bedroom. He seemed confused, but this wasn't even the weirdest thing he's been through.

Wade, buddy! You alright?

"Yep! Just peachy keen! Where ams I?"

Huh...

What was... nevermind! And did you just speak like that Skwisgaar character in Metalocalypse?

"I sure did!"

What am I seeing, and hearing?

Deadpool looked around, until...

"OH JOY! I have a new mental playmate!" Deadpool said in a sing-song tone.

What? What's going on? Who are you?

"I'm Wade Wilson, but you can call me..." Wade paused for dramatic effect. "DEADPOOL!"

...

Umm, you okay?

The pink voice laughed, Wade was pleased.

"Great, where are we? You know what, window jumping time!" Wade dashed towards the nearest window and jumped through it. He didn't realise one thing yet.

"Oh fuck, third floor!"

Deadpool landed headfirst on the ground and was out. A normal person would have been dead, not Deadpool.

Stryker woke up in a terrible mood. The world as he knew it was over, his friends were dead, his knee and arm were... okay?

"What the..." Stryker touched his arm, then his knee-cap. No pain... he was fine. Was he dead?

"Ugg, I gotta..." Stryker rolled out of the place he was sleeping on, a tree branch in the air, and fell. He hit the ground hard.

"Dammit! Okay, not dead." But sure that Shao Khan never reached this place.

mmm...

Stryker pulled out his handgun. "Who's there?"

What the...

"Come out!"

What are you... is this a dream?

Stryker looked around for a few more minutes, before guessing he was going insane. He wouldn't be surprised, after all: he nearly died, saw many of his friends get killed before his eyes, especially Johnny Cage being decapitated, and he felt that he let down everyone. He put away his gun, and walked towards a random building.

I need a drink... and some admittance to a mental institute.

Stryker walked by a pond and saw his reflection. He saw that his suit was replaced with the armor he wore when he first knew there was an evil tyrant trying to take over his home.

Okay, kevlar... how'd I get into this?

I can hear your thoughts! Why are you here?

"Shut the hell up! I don't know anything!"

"Hey man, are you okay?"

Stryker turned to see a young man, with a look of concern on his face.

"Umm, yeah, I am."

"Good, I wake up in a house I don't know shit about and wander around. I like nights, yes, but this is not good."

"You too? Weird. My name's Kurtis, by the way."

"David."

David woke up in some home, in a bathroom. He had no idea how he got there, but he knew he wasn't going home without directions there.

"Ahh man, where am I?"

What the, what happened?

David looked around, but didn't see a woman. He just assumed that he was imagining things again. He did have autism.

"Where to go..." David looked out the window. "Out, I guess."

Out in that dirt and darkness?

"Whoever's in my head now, shut up!"

Wha... Is that any way to treat a lady?

"I say, shut up bitch."

Wha... He called me bitch! That jerk!

David usually was nice, but he just was abducted, felt immense pain, and doesn't even know what to do. He just hoped he would find something to play deadmau5 on. Then, howling.

"What the..." A cat latched onto David's face, claws in. He just screamed at the cat.

"Get off! Get off!"

Karma, quite the fickle one, isn't she?

David managed to get the cat off his face, and retorted, "Hey... fuck you!"

I am starting to hate you.

Same here bitch.

Stop calling me that.

I don't care. David walked out the front door, and finally noticed that it was night. He liked warm summer nights, so he walked around a bit.

Do you even know where you're going?

"Nope." David said. He then saw... another man! "Oh thank God! I thought I was alone here, with voices in my head!"

...

David ran to the man, and slowed down when he heard him say something.

"Shut the hell up! I don't know anything!"

David seemed worried for this man. "Hey man, are you okay?"

The man turned to David.

"Umm, yeah, I am."

"Good, I wake up in a house I don't know shit about and wander around. I like nights, yes, but this is not good."

"You too? Weird. My name's Kurtis, by the way."

"David."

"Good to meet you. I am..."

"A member of S.W.A.T., or Special Weapons and Tactics unit in law enforcement, the kevlar gave it away."

The man looked at his armor, before chuckling at this fact. "He he, I like you kid, you seem to be a good guy."

"I try to be."

I doubt it.

"Well, we can't be running about alone, we need to team up."

"Okay, but give me a gun."

Gun?

"Why?"

David gave look that said 'Are you serious?' to Kurtis.

"Right, you even know how to work it?" Stryker said as he gave the gun to David.

"I'm a gun nut." David said as he pulled back the slide of the gun slightly to check the ammo in the chamber.

"Oh..."

"The strange thing, I'm Democratic."

"Okay, that isn't really helpful."

"Forget it, this M9 will do just fine."

Kurtis nodded, he had an idea that this was going to get stranger.

Link woke up with a headache. He found himself in a cottage of some sorts. He was no stranger to nature, he has gone through a temple in a forest, ran through some woods to reach a time-traveling temple, swam down a lake, and somehow went through a mountain range to catch a piece of a helmet. He just needed some rest. Link sat down at the couch and took stock of his gear.

Master Sword and Hylian Shield, check.

Hero's bow with 100 arrows, check.

Ball and Chain, check.

Clawshots, double checked.

Three bomb bags, full of three different types of bombs, check.

Four bottles, one with Rare Chu jelly, one with Great Fairy Tears, the rest with fairies, check.

Gale Boomerang, check.

Lantern, good, but needs oil.

Spinner, check.

Hawkeye, check.

Fishing Rod, perfect, the coral earring's still there.

Iron boots, check.

Dominion Rod, here.

Slingshot? Why do I still have this?

Zora Armor and Magic armor is still here. I wonder if there are any rupees here?

And finally, the horse call. I think this'll be useless, but...

Link finished taking stock and soon was out the door.

What is going on?

Link paused for a moment, he thought he heard someone speak.

It just your mind playing tricks on you again Link.

And with that, he was out.

Big Macintosh was worried that Applejack might have gotten lost on way back home, it did happen time to time.

"Ah'm gonna look fer Applejack, Apple Bloom."

"Okay. Ah'm worried fer her."

"Ah am too." Big Mac went out the door to look for her. About 15 minutes later, he found an unusual creature. It had claws that were stubby, a flat face, and it reeked of liquor.

"Ohh, oh my..."

The creature stirred. "Mmm, What happened?"

Big Mac widened his eyes, and ran away. The stallion was not the bravest pony, his size did make it hard to be sociable to anypony besides mares.

"Ahh, where am I?" Nikolai was confused, just 5 minutes ago (At least, I think it was 5 minutes.), he was killing zombies on the moon, and now, he was in an apple grove at night.

"Air smells good, no blown up Earth. I think I am in alternate dimension, or that Bee Cave, Texas Dempsey mentioned once."

What the...

Nikolai looked around a bit. "Heh, for moment, I thought I heard someone talk... I need drink." Nikolai took a swig out of his vodka and decided to look for liquor store or bar. He walked in a random direction (incidentally, where Ponyville was), and was met with a voice.

Ah don't know who you are, but yer better let me go!

"Jeez, I think I am turning into Richtofen... or 8th wife."

What was that last part?

"Shut up, I need drink."

Yer gonna be trouble, Ah just know it.

"And I need you to be quiet, I think I have hangover."

Hangover, great. Ah'll have ta wait for him to sober up.

Nikolai entered town and saw another person, sleeping. Nikolai decided to be a dick and wake him up.

"Hello, you asleep?"

The man stirred, "MM, mommy, daddy, uncle Sue?"

"Waky waky, Соня."

"Можете Вы, пожалуйста говорите на английском языке, читатель не будет понимать." Deadpool said as he stood up.

"Alright, I'll speak English. What is your name?"

"Wade, but you can call me Deadpool."

"Deadpool, I am Nikolai Belinski, armed and drunk Russian."

Ah thought you had a hangover.

I lied.

Jackass.

Сука.

Was that an insult?

Yes, shut up!

"Okay, let us find liquor store, or bar, or distillery."

"Sounds good!"

And the two went on their own, unaware of where they were.

"Harry..."

"What! Voldemort!"

"Harry Potter, You! Will! DIE!!!"

A curse towards Harry hit him.

"AHH!" And woke Harry up. After panting in panic for a few minutes, he looked around to see that he was in library of some sorts.

Where am I?

What the...

"Is someone there?" Harry looked around. He reached into his pocket and felt his wand. Good, it's still there.

Who said that? Who captured me?

"Where are you? I can help!"

Aren't you the one holding me in your mind?

Harry thought about it, "I hope not, but considering what is happening, we have to understand a few things. What is your name?"

Twilight Sparkle.

"My name is Harry. I'll find a way to free you, I promise."

Thanks, you're very nice.

"Thanks, I can't believe what is happening though."

Me neither.

Harry walked out the front door, and soon noticed that it was nighttime.

It's dark out, I better look to see who's here.

Apparently, I can hear your thoughts, so be careful of what you think.

I will.

Harry walked to what he believed was south. He soon met a traveler in green walking into town.

Hmm, better say hi.

"Hello."

The man looked at Harry. Harry noted that this man had blue eyes, blond hair, and had pointed ears.

"I'm kinda lost here."

This man nodded. "My name is Link. I don't speak much, but I don't know you much. I am also lost." This is the most I've spoken in a long time.

"Oh, okay. My name is Harry. How about we look through town before we go find someplace to stay."

Link nodded. And the two teamed up to look for more people.

I hope this is finished with soon.

Stryker and David were walking around the town, when David spoke up.

"Stryker."

"Yes, David?"

"I think we should go to the center of town."

"Why?"

"I feel like we should just go there."

"You feel like?"

"Yeah, just trust me."

Stryker shook his head, he obviously had no other options.

Deadpool and Nikolai found no liquor, but they were trying to find a place to stay.

"Hey Nikolai!"

"What is it Wade?"

"The Author wants us to go to the center of town."

"Author? Nevermind, let us go. Maybe there is bar there."

The two turned left, towards town square.

This is becoming half-assed.

Or is it?

Yeah, it's half-assed a bit.

See, she knows what I mean!

I like you Yellow Caption Box! MMMMMWAH!

Me gusta.

Oh brother.

Link and Harry went towards the town square. Link noted that the words were very different from Hylian language, most definitely.

"Any idea where we're going Link?"

Link shook his head.

"Great." He really doesn't speak much, the only time I heard him speak was when he introduced himself to me.

Maybe he's shy.

Maybe.

The two made it to town square, and soon saw four men walk there as well. They all looked at each other and approached each other. The one with a full body suit was about to speak, but...

"MONSTERS!"

The six turned to the source of the noise, and were shocked. A pony was there, trembling. The thought were as followed.

WHAT THE FUCK! David thought.

Maybe this is my personal hell then! Stryker thought.

Talking ponies, that's not new. Deadpool thought.

Nope.

Nada.

Did that horse just talk? I need drink.

What? I must be in a new world. Link thought.

I can't believe this. Harry thought.

The six looked at each other, and high-tailed it to the Everfree Forest, unaware of the dangers within.