David used the radio and played one of the most unusual songs the royal couple had ever heard. David listened.

Shining Armor was confused, how could humans combine two clearly different genres together. But he knew better to question these humans. So he just listened, he never was a fan of this kind of dubstep, but the other genre he had heard and enjoyed during a vacation to a tropical area.

What was the name of the genre again?

Doesn't matter now, I just hope nothing happens again.

Ugh, the genres clash too much,

Well I like it.

I guess we'll never agree on a few things then.

Compromise!

David got in the car, his job was done and the carnage was cleaned up so no evidence was left. He motioned for Link to move into the car, which he did.

This is very strange music. Link thought.

David does seem strange.

I guess, I hope he isn't going insane.

I wouldn't discount it.

At that, David turned on the ignition, and poked his head out the window.

"Hey, Shining!"

"What?"

"You got saved from a PMC by a swordsman and a self-proclaimed insane dude! PEACE!" David finished holding his hand out with a peace sign, hitting the acceleration and burst out the throne room.

"That human is worse than King Sombra." Shining Armor said in a tired tone.

"No way!" Cadence said, garnering a look from her husband. "Okay, maybe a little."

The couple laughed and double checked everything in the room. When all was said and done, they went to bed for much needed rest.

The car ride back was mostly uneventful for Link and David. Aside from stopping near the gates and admiring the translucent ponies, they hadn't really had much to enjoy after the battle. David sighed.

"Well, I guess we go back."

"Mmm hmm." Link nodded.

"And we tell that they are safe."

"Mmm hmm."

"And..."

"What the hell!" David said. Link also seemed surprised. The two got out to see that they were out of town and saw a pony with a partially sliced horn, and an evil look overall. The car hit him hard, so David assumed that he was pretty much dead.

"Oh crap, I killed a pony! Okay," David picked up the body. "Uh, uh, I uh, CLIFF!"

Link watched with shocked amusement as David ran towards a cliff and threw the dead unicorn off the cliffside. David ran back to the car as he went back in. When they strapped themselves back in, David spoke.

"That never happened. If anyone asks, we never were at this spot. OKAY?"

Link merely nodded.

Why did that stallion look familiar?

Who cares, I killed him and didn't mean it!

I had a distinct feeling that he wasn't a nice pony though.

Whatever, I'm getting the fuck out of here!

The car went off. Meanwhile the pony threw off the cliff had some last thoughts.

Of all the stupid luck that could have come. First I lose the chance to take back the Crystal Empire, then a machine hits me, that creature I spied on, who I was sure was dead, mistakes me for being dead, and I get thrown off a cliff. How could this happen to you so badly Sombra?

He couldn't answer himself, he landed on the ground with a thud, died, and attracted some manticores as a result.

After Nikolai and Harry spent some time at the watering hole, they went to the train station and were now on the way to Canterlot. Nikolai spoke.

"Well, we killed a dog that had to be put down and Nikolai found out what was useful about gem."

"What gem?" Harry asked.

Nikolai took out a gem and showed it to Harry. "It is magical gem, it can be used like enhancement for... wizard shit."

"You mean magic."

"Magic, yes! I hope we don't have to fight again, I still need to be buzzed."

"Alright. You were a surprisingly good partner Nikolai. How did you do it?"

"Well, when I fought zombies, I was with American badass, and a German man who may or may not have thought Nikolai was sexy. Oh, and there is Japanese douchebag I hate."

"Uh huh. Sounds like you were with a crazy set of people."

"Да, but Dempsey, the badass, was real good friend. I admired his fighting skills, but not his sobriety."

Harry nodded. An American and a Soviet. I'd like to see to believe.

Isn't Deadpool one of those Americans?

I overheard him say that he was Canadian.

Oh, okay.

The two rested up. The train would take about 15 more minutes, but they could wait.

"21! Blackjack!"

"Aw yeah!" Deadpool said, taking in the chips from the game. "How much we earn?"

"We earned 150 bits, after losing 150 bits." Stryker said.

"Fine, we'll just go home, not a bit richer or a bit poorer." Deadpool said.

Like the war of 1812?

Except this is money, and that was land.

Why the history lessons for the readers?

'Cause these readers are uncultured people who only claim to be bronies. DasBoSchitt doesn't claim to be a brony, and yet he watched the show, and enjoyed it.

Ahh, I love the smell of the fourth wall shattering under our mental fists in the midnight mist.

Midnight mist?

What mid... HOLY CRAP! A FIRE!

Wade turned to see some idiot stallion drop his cigar onto an expensive fabric rug, burning it.

"Let's get the fuck out of here! FIRE!"

The ponies inside looked and saw the fire. After a few panic-filled moments, the two humans were out and about and hopped on a carriage.

"We're done, let's go to the Canterlots!" Deadpool said.

"Do you ever be quiet Wade?" Stryker asked.

"Nope! It be out of character for me to shut up."

"Fine, let's go." And with that, the two humans were on the way to Canterlot.

Celestia looked at the moon outside and nodded.

2 hours left, I wonder if they're done.

And she was answered when two men walked into the throne room. She saw who they were and spoke to them.

"Harry, Nikolai! I suppose you succeeded!"

"Yes, Nikolai especially helped." Harry said.

"Really? Well you'll have to tell me about it tomorrow when we have the time."

"Very well, where is payment?"

Celestia rolled her eyes and levitated a 6 pack of vodka bottles to Nikolai. He gave a giddy 'Hehe!' when he grabbed it.

"Thank you, this vodka is better than vodka from motherland. And no one know vodka like motherland." Nikolai said.

"Right." Celestia noted two more figures come in.

"David! Link!"

"I did... succeed in the mission." David said, stopping mid-sentence to avoid mentioning the accident.

"Okay then. Now tell me, what did you do?"

"I killed those PMC bastards, looked good and saw Link combine bombs and arrows. Pretty much the usual result of them trying to kill us, again!"

Celestia nodded, before saying, "Well, I'm sure King Sombra wasn't difficult for you then."

"King what now?" David said in a confused tone.

"Princess!" A guard came bursting in the throne room.

"What is it?"

"We found that King Sombra never attempted a second invasion, he was killed by some kind of horseless chariot a few minutes ago and thrown off a cliff before he gave the order to attack."

Celestia looked curious, while David had a look of relief.

"Oh, I guess that was me. Thank God! I thought I had killed some poor schmuck on the fields. Right Link?"

Link nodded, clearly relived as well.

"Well, you seem to have remarkable luck on your side." Celestia pointed out.

"Maybe, maybe."

As David looked out the window, Stryker and Deadpool came in.

"We did it! The thieves are under lock and key." Stryker said.

"And we found out that an idiot burned down a casino while we were there." Deadpool said.

"I didn't tell you to..."

"We were gambling." Deadpool said bluntly. Celestia nodded, not wanting to know.

"Well, I hope that you six are done, because for the next few days, you are going on vacation."

The six humans nodded, but they knew one thing was coming up.

"Thank you Cel." David said, just making up that nickname.

"I much prefer Tia, thank you David."

"Fine, Tia." David said. "Let's go guys, I feel much more better knowing I ran over a jerk-off that was supposed to invade a country and fought off a PMC with only one person helping me."

The group went out the room. As they did, Luna came back from the spa.

"Luna, how was the spa?"

"Wonderful! Tell me, what'd I miss?"

"Everything went by without a hitch. Those humans are what Equestria needed."

"Did they make a mistake?"

"David left before his job was finished, but he finished on the way here via a 'hit and run' case against King Sombra."

Luna deadpanned. "What kind of luck does that crazy man have?"

"A lot, apparently. By the way, I got us some things for stress relief."

"What is it sister?"

Celestia took out some gooey substances and gave some to her sister.

"Gak."