[10:00] You: Luna?

[10:05] Luna: Hm?

[10:05] You: Wanna go somewhere? I'm awake and Dash is... not.

[10:07] Luna: Where to?

[10:07] You: Don't know, u pick.

[10:07] Luna: Roller-skating?

Who rollerskates nowadays?

[10:08] You: Sure, meet ya at the office?

[10:08] Luna: Okay.

You sighed at Luna's old-school methods of fun and headed out, silently shutting the door to not wake Dash. It was late enough for the lights to be on in the halls, because they turn off at midnight and stay off until 7:00am. It didn't really matter, since by now most of the students would be drinking coffee to shake away that morning feel. After a moment of you walking down the stairs, you saw a teacher climbing upwards. She was balancing a stack of papers on a clipboard, with a hot coffee sitting on top. It looked heavy altogether, since she was having trouble holding it up. When she tipped a bit to the left, the coffee tipped over and smashed against the edge of a stair. The dark drink stained her white jeans and made her swear loudly.

She lowered herself by bending her knees to pick up the shards of the mug, the papers barely laying peacefully on her right palm. As she was sitting on her heels, you rushed over to her and got your hands onto the stack, lifting it off of her fair skin.

"Thank you." She grinned and pulled a plastic bag out of her purse and emptied the content of the bag back into her purse. It was a simple toothbrush, which made you laugh on the inside because... She was carrying a toothbrush in her bag. She wiped up the glass and dropped it into the zip-lock container.

"I haven't seen you around here, guessing you're a new teacher?" You looked at the top page of the bundle, seeing that it was a report of a patient.

"Not much of a teacher... I'm here to help out Nurse Redheart with the students. Oral care." She then yanked a tissue out of her leather sack. She wiped up the coffee and stuffed it in the container before zipping it up, "I'm Colgate, dentist and or nurse."

"Colgate, as in the brand of toothpaste in your purse?"

"Best brand out there. Brushie brush brush!" Her smile literally sparkled, a pure white. She sure enjoyed brushing her teeth. Aside from her dentist-white smile... Her hair, that was half dark blue and half white, was styled like toothpaste. But it fitted her better than Trixie, who acquired the paste fashion.

"Hope to see you later... Or not... Considering you're the new school dentist." You handed over the pile to her, as she laughed with her gleaming smile.

You waved to her as she continued up the stairs, and you walked to the office to greet Luna. A couple of other teachers were getting up and working over their break, which sucked for them. You entered the office and looked around, a coffee maker beeping as it filled up a cup, Bonbon at her chair typing into a computer... Which had some totally off-topic things written down as you walked by such as 'Get a life, you stupid traitor'. There was a room off to the left where Luna and Celestia would do their work, and another section on the right which contained two bedrooms. You knocked on the right door and awaited a response, getting none. After another knock, Celestia opened the door bright-eyed and bushy tailed.

"Oh, hello! How may I assist you?" The principal leaned on the doorway, hands clutched together politely.

"I'm here to see Luna, we have a planned rollerblading thingy."

"LUNA! GET YOUR FATAS-" Celestia coughed, "Luna, may you please come to the door?"

A door slammed and Luna came storming out of her bedroom in a thigh-high nightgown covered in moons and stars. She had circles under her eyes, obviously woke up by Celestia's yelling, "What do you want, 'Tia?"

"Your date's here."

"'Tia! He isn't my date!" Luna blushed red and looked at you, "Wait here, I hast to dress myself."

You awkwardly stood there, staring at the stone tiled floor. Celestia did the same thing, occasionally looking at her nails. Her mouth opened to speak when Luna came bursting through the doorway, silencing Celestia.

"Off to rollerblading!" She said while putting on a black, shiny flat.

Luna fell out of her shoes about twice while travelling to the rollerblading arena, you having to help her back into them. What really made her fume is when she started moonwalking on black ice and landed square on her butt. She only slipped because her eyes were focused on her phone, which seemed to distract her a lot. She's such a klutz. That's cute.

She put away her phone when you two entered the building. She ran over to the fitting station in a childish manner and picked up some skates, putting them on and getting the size correct the first time. She put on a helmet and waited impatiently for you to get the proper measurements. When you finally did, you skated out to Luna.

"Why'd you pick roller-skating?" You asked while attempting to keep your balance, "It's not something our generation would do."

"Look around thou self, there are many teenagers here. I like the activity of roller-skating." Luna skated perfectly, but still hung onto you like lint.

"Augh!" You rolled too far ahead of Luna, and crossed your legs while skating. This caused you to flop over, "This is not that easy."

"Comes naturally to me." Luna did another lap as you helped yourself up, creeping up behind you as she finished off the circle. She leaned on you and hissed like she was a snake, poking your ribs, "Sss."

"What are you doing?"

"I have an idea. A brilliant idea." She giggled and ripped off her skates and helmet, throwing them away. You took your skating accessories and did the same, following Luna as she ran out the door.

Back the college you went, confused as hell. You barely spent ten minutes at the roller ring with Luna, and now she wants to rush back to Los Pegasus College to do something you were unaware of. She said she had all the materials, and all the materials for the materials were in her room... Along with the materials for the materials that were for the materials. Maybe Luna was just joking about having materials for the materials... But she wouldn't do that. Was this supposed to be something to do with you being pranked by her? Too much stuff to think about.

"Shh, 'Tia's getting prepared for an assembly... Putting on the correct amount of makeup... Getting that perfect dress that makes her look sophisticated... Her bottle of water that is actually there for when she forgets what to say and needs to stall..." Luna rubbed her hands together as she crouched down while walking, sneaking into her room quietly.

"Okay then, Luna... Whatever you say..." You grumbled as you ninjaed carefully.

She shut her door and reached into her drawer, pulling out a box labeled 'DO NOT ENTER'. Her left earring came out of her ear and she used the key-shaped jewelry to open the box. In there was a piece of paper taped to the roof, reading 'Luna's Prank Box'... With a bunch of supplies underneath it. She carefully let a small container lift out, which had a piece of paper stuck to it like everything else, as if she didn't want to get anything mixed up.

"Laxatives." She smirked as she grasped the bottle tight, "Purely for pranking purposes."

"Huh?"

"Thou do not understand..." She searched her brain for an explaination, "Ah, here thou go. We shall take these..."

Bottle rattle.

"And take them to the assembly. 'Tia has that water, and we will sneak some of these pills into that drink. She'd have to run to the toilet in the middle of her speech." She put the bottle in her pocket, "We shall steal all the toilet paper in her preferred bathrooms."

"You're so wicked." You smiled as she opened her door and ran out.

"I know that."

A minute or two later, Celestia came out of her room to announce the assembly. As she pressed her hand down on the button to talk, Luna tiptoed into her older sister's doorway, looking behind her constantly. She looked at you and crossed her arms, mouthing for you to go get the toilet paper and store it under Celestia's bed. You frowned and watched as Luna dropped a couple laxatives into Celestia's drink, running away a few seconds later. She pushed you out the office door and into the girls bathroom, with you pushing back to get out of the place no man should be.

"She might be desperate enough to go into the men restroom, so if thou want to wimp out from staying in this restroom for more than three moments... Go there."

"I will not wimp out!" You touched a stall and squeaked, cowering from the touch, "I'm gonna go take the paper from that other room..."

"Thou do that." She looked in every stall, laughing at the fact that there was already no toilet paper. Oh, public bathrooms...

Surprisingly, both bathrooms were clean out of the stuff that needed to be removed. You met up with Luna at the gym, ridding of all the unneeded things that would ruin the prank. When it was all done, the announcements boomed to call everyone down. You caught up with Dash in the line of students, Luna went off to the sides with her camera to film everything happening. Everything.

"This is gonna be fun, just keep your eyes on Principal Celestia's movements and behavior... Okay, Dash?" You smiled as Dash shrugged in a 'why not' manner.

You took your seat and let out a manly giggle as Celestia stood upon her podium, starting with a cough and a smile. Her speech was nothing to you, you almost fell asleep until you noticed her break...

That pause.

The one Luna described.

This was it.

Celestia reached for her water and undid the cap, taking a two-second gulp of it. Luna dropped a lot in... Her reaction should be quick...

Only an exact minute later did Celestia's eyes widen the slightest, her legs crossing. A look of discomfort spread throughout her face, as she wasn't near done her talking. You looked over to Luna as Celestia was resisting the urge to run off and go to the bathroom somewhere. Luna bit her lip and hit the record button, hoping to get something worthy of the internet. Just get up and scurry to the bathroom already...

"Now, onto the... Funding of the activities in school..." Her legs uncrossed, then crossed again using the opposite leg. She put on a smile and started talking about money.

Sitting through this was boring, Luna even stopped the video so she could rest her eyes. She'd probably piece the two footage slices together if she didn't sleep through the main part, but you had to stay awake so you could see the moment when she breaks her posture and skedaddles. You noticed a head of rainbow hair was on your shoulder, and you rolled your eyes at it. On your other side was Rarity, who was looking into a mirror and distracting herself. Celestia grunted in frustration as she looked away from the microphone, and looked angry. She brushed off the bottom of her dress and flipped her bangs out of her eyes.

The angry look turned into an angry look towards Luna, who quickly turned on the camcorder. Celestia shot out of her seat and, loudly, stomped into the girls change room... There was a bathroom in there, one without toiler paper. The students all looked at each other, keeping silent. Laughter started from one of the people in the front row, as they noticed the symptoms.

"Principal Celestia just went to take a crap!" They shouted, and an explosion of laughter emitted from the prankster students. It travelled to the rest of the kids, except the serious ones like Twilight. She was red with anger and crossed her arms over her chest.

"LUNA!" Celestia growled and shouted at the same time. She found out there was no paper left, it seems. Teehee.

Twilight slowly got up and ran out of the gym, coming back later with a bag. She creeped to the bathroom and threw the bag over to Celestia, then casually walked out to find her seat and sit in it. You looked at her and she smiled back at you, ending it with a sneer. Celestia came out and continued talking like nothing happened, and you saw Luna waiting for you to look at her. When you did she waved the camera, smiling at the footage she got.

"This is the end of the assembly, because nobody seems to be listening to me." Celestia deadpanned, "Everyone can go back to your regular activities."

The gym emptied quicker than Celestia's water bottle, and Luna waved you over to her, "I have the best video ever. Thank thou for helping me with this incredible prank. This is going to be viral."

"You're welcome, Luna. That was pretty fun." You held up your hand in a fist for a fist-bump, and Luna went to hit your hand, "Gah!"

"Art thou okay?!" Luna held her hand over her mouth, and so did you to your mouth.

"You missed my fist!" You mumbled. HOW DOES SOMEONE MISS THAT MUCH?!

"Uh... I shall take thou to the nurse and clean up this... Blood..." She quickly pulled you to the nurse's office, pounding on the door and shouting, "REDHEART, I PUNCHED MY FRIEND IN THE MOUTH AND NEED HELP. THIS INSTANT."

The door swung open and Luna almost fell inside, recovering fast. Nurse Redheart whistled as she grabbed you and sat you down in a dentist chair. Answering the whistle was Colgate, who smiled and laughed, "Wow. You actually came to see me again. With a reason."

You uncovered your mouth and gasped as Colgate pulled a tooth out of your mouth with you having no pain, as Luna seemed to have knocked it out. It was covered in blood, completely. Colgate gasped with you and looked at a sheepish Luna, which was one difference of the gasp type, but there was one other...

Colgate didn't pass out from looking at the tooth. Who knew it would've made you woozy. Who knew Luna's fist was powerful enough to punch out a tooth.

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