"Who wrote it, Octavia?" You and Pinkie looked at each other, shrugging.

"Vinyl. Scratch."

"One second." You said, getting out of bed and going to the bathroom to retrieve a glass of water. You returned with it full and you sipped out of it, then spittaked, "What?!"

Octavia frowned and placed her hands to her eyes, swiping outwards and flicking the water from her vision. She wiped off her cheeks and nose, too. When she was done, she looked back to you, "Yes. Vinyl."

"She isn't that talented with writing." You protested, accidentally dropping your water glass onto the ground. The glass didn't shatter, luckily.

"You obviously have not seen our room. Her drawings and writing pieces are plastered all over the walls. Well, her two walls." Her hair was all messed up from frustration.

"You split walls...?"

"Yes, she is a messy and disgusting and she likes me!" She stomped her feet, "I am not attracted to her at all! I am not attracted to any femal-" Her face turned red as she started that word.

"Ooh! Octy-wocty swings that way-ayey!" Pinkie hopped around, poking Octavia.

"No. I was raised better than this." Octavia turned around as Pinkie started to talk, "Not another word."

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie skipped outside with Octavia, but turned the opposite direction to go to her room instead.

You slapped your forehead at the confused females all around you that all lived in the college, and carefully slipped the journal out from under Dash's pillow. The cover page was still sitting on the ground but you didn't care, you found your page and smiled as you continued reading.

By Celestia I think I'm gonna go bisexual. Girls are so annoying. AJ just broke up with me because Rarity found out about, as she put it, our 'secret affair'. I'm going to college soon from a scholarship. Sport scholarship, duh. I hope I meet some friends. I don't know if my current ones will be there. It's possible. The plane ride will hopefully be fast, I like fast. I've always wanted to soar through the air with wings, that would be so fun. Anyways, write here when I get to the college.

"Wazzat." Dash slurred, pointing at the book that she should recognize.

"Nothing." You threw the book across the room at Dash's Xbox and closed your eyes, hoping for sleep. It came eventually, with perverted dreams of Pinkie's behind.

You woke to the shower turning on and Dash in the bathroom with the door wide open. She noticed you were awake and hid behind the door, slowly closing it. The Xbox had the book beside it so you ran over to it and plucked it up, stuffing it into it's original place. You smiled and turned to Dash's iPod, picking it up and attempting the passcode. You failed many times and it disabled, so you placed it back down and decided to get dressed. The water turned off and Dash exited the bathroom with a towel wrapped around herself, like the first time you met her.

"How are you still stable? Aren't you supposed to have a hangover?" Sitting down on the couch, you picked up your cellphone. Five texts.

[10:00] Pinkie Pie: Hiya!

[10:00] Pinkie Pie: R u there?

[10:15] Pinkie Pie: WAKE UP.

[10:16] Pinkie Pie: Okee I'll b at the mall if u need me.

[10:30] Pinkie Pie: I'm at Victoria's Secret, meet me there if u wanna see me.

Pinkie...

"For some reason I don't get hangovers." She quickly dried her hair and grabbed some clothing. As she got dressed her phone rung and she pressed the answer button with her toe, then the speakerphone, "Sup Pinks?"

"Meet me at the mall with your roommate, okay bye." Pinkie shouted and hung up, making Dash look at you with a confused look. You resisted the urge to look at her bra and instead mentally slammed your head against a wall.

"I'm gonna go, you?" Dash slipped on a t-shirt and put her phone into her skinny jeans' pocket.

"Sure." You did the same with your phone, except you were wearing normal jeans.

Dash and you walked to the mall, her texting Pinkie and AJ the whole way there. You weren't sure what AJ's messages were, but you saw four texts of Pinkie and Dash.

[10:35] Dash: Where u at?

[10:35] Pinks: Victoria's Secret.

[10:36] Dash: u gettin' something sexy 2 wear for me?

[10:36] Pinks: Maaaaybe ;)

I wish I could unsee what I just saw.

Dash smirked and put away her phone as she entered the mall, looking for Victoria's Secret on the mall map in front of the door.

"Dash, I can't go into that shop..."

"You have me as an excuse, derp." She nudged you and headed up the escalator.

Pinkie was indeed in the shop, looking at pink bras. She disappeared and reappeared beside the store helper, asking if they had it with balloons imprinted on it.

"Pinks!" Dash shouted, running into the shop. She left you alone to walk into the shop... Alone...

"Thanks Dash. Appreciate it." You angrily whispered as you awkwardly entered the store.

To sum up your terrible experience in Victoria's Secret, Dash bought nothing and Pinkie bought two undergarments. You bought nine-thousand embarrassment points. Pinkie led Dash and you into the food court, where many people from the college were stuffing their faces. Except Octavia, who was politely eating with Vinyl. Vinyl apparently made a joke that let Octavia laugh a bit, breaking her fanciness. Octavia, still laughing, turned to Dash and widened her eyes. She quickly spun around on the chair and picked up something from the table, attaching it to her neck. It was her bowtie. She waved you over, trying to avert her eyes from Vinyl.

"Oh hello Octavia." Dash smiled and winked at Vinyl as she pulled a seat from another table and sat down in a 'this gonna be good' fashion.

"She asked me for lunch, I came for lunch. Nothing else." Octavia blurted to make her point.

"True, guys. I was hungry and she was too." Vinyl was wearing her regular glasses. You still didn't know if she needed them to see or not, but weren't going to ask.

"We're gonna eat here too, okay?" Pinkie also pulled up a chair, then another one for you. Being the only gentleman there, and Octavia being the only lady there, you both went up to get food for the group. Even though Octavia and Vinyl had food, Octavia volunteered to pay.

You two returned with KFC, and everyone except Octavia ate. Octavia's excuse was that she sticks to three meals a day. Three meals a day my ass.

"I am so lucky I have high metabolism." Vinyl said through a bunch of chicken.

"Me too." Dash did the exact same thing, except burping.

"I can eat anything I want, and I don't gain any weight!" Pinkie shouted after swallowing. Thank goodness.

"Yeah, high metabolism..." Vinyl rolled her eyes, or at least you think she did.

"Oh. Makes sense." Pinkie giggled and finished up her food, then Vinyl finished. Dash and you took a bit longer,  but when you finally finished you all walked back to the college.

Pinkie and Dash went to the library to chat with Twilight, while Octavia went to cello practice down Maneroad. So, that left Vinyl and you to go back to your room. Vinyl jumped on the couch after you, and she placed her head in your lap.

"You don't mind this, do you?"

You gulped, "No, I don't mind."

"Then you won't mind this." Vinyl jumped up from your lap, tackling you and tipping the couch backwards. She looked down at you from her position over top of you. She held your arms down with her hands and wrapped her legs around yours, "Would you?"

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