"Get out of the way!" Alex yelled as the small mob chased him.

"Come back here so I can burn you to cinders!" Celestia yelled.

"But I like my skin not burnt to cinders!" He yelled back. "Hey, did you know your really hot when you want to kill me!?"

She sent a cart-sized fireball streaking towards him. He ducked and watched as it flew overhead and into a fire hydrant.

He saw a dark shadow begin to grow at his hooves, he looked up and saw Luna coming down at him.

He took a hop to the side and let her hit the ground. He ran faster, chuckling at the small group behind him yelled a few choice words at him.

Behind him, and the princesses, Discord, blinded still, gave a bored sigh. With a snap of his talon, his vision was restored and he looked around in surprise.

Both princesses, the Element's, him, the Element's pets, and Spike were all chasing after Alexander. With a grin he made a sled appear with a plush chair, rocket's on the back, and a small table with glass of chocolate milk on it.

The engines activated and he was sent forward, he gave small waves as he passed the two princesses.

"Hey!" He yelled to Alexander pulling up next to him. "Hop on!"

Alexander complied and jumped on, he was breathing heavy and broke into a coughing fit. He wiped his nose as fresh snot ran from it.

"T-Thanks..." He said giving a shaky smile. "Now, now my cold comes back... I hate logic."

As he sat, panting from the short run, Discord picked up his drink and drank the glass in a gulp. As he rose to throw it, he came face to muzzle with a flaming alicorn.

"This is going to hurt..." He said.

Celestia fired off a quick fireball that sent him flying forward and then under the vehicle. His chocolate milk exploded with him under the vehicle. It flipped, and she quickly took to the skies while Alexander hopped off and began to run again.

'I owe Discord for that.' He thought. 'I think I'll help him with a prank... The perfect prank.' He thought evilly for his revenge on Celestia if she didn't completely vaporize him.

"I demand payment!" Twilight yelled launching a volley of flaming rock at him.

He looked back in surprise as he saw a flaming, frothing at the mouth, librarian galloping at him. He jumped when she made a wall of stone come up in front of him.

"What did I do to you!?" He yelled back jumping over a cart in the now deserted streets.

"You hurt my books! And I demand payment!"

"I can get the money, just keep my girlfriend off me!"

"The books demand to be paid in blood!"

'She's lost it!' He thought urgently as he saw her stop. 'Where's my flaming hot girlfriend?' He wondered.

Another fireball came crashing down, he looked up and saw a blue shield over him. He looked to the right and saw Luna give him a wink.

"T-Thanks..." He rasped again coughing a bit before sniffling. 'Stupid sickness.'

He looked around and saw a large crowd, multiple attractions, and balloons flying up. He quickly ran into the carnival and heard the startled gasps from the other ponies as his chasers continued the chase.

"Where are you!?" Celestia yelled as she looked around.

Alexander stopped and began looking around nervously as his girlfriend began trotting towards him, he grinned, sniffled, and jumped behind a booth and quickly pulled over the bobbing for apples tank.

He held it over his head, a grin spread on his ill face.

He saw the first flicker of flame and sprang out from his hiding place, he sent the water pouring down with a triumphant laugh.

Which fell when he realized he had only doused Twilight and Celestia only partially. They both glared, each rearing back a hoof.

He duck and their hooves collided with a thud. Twilight stopped and began rubbing her hoof, flames gone now as Celestia shook her own hoof once before glaring at the retreating alicorn.

Alexander hood heavy hoof-falls and didn't bother glancing back, instead he quickly threw a bag of bit's he swiped from Discord as he fell, directly in the muzzle of a ticket vendor knocking the stallion to the ground before running into the house of mirrors.

He stopped and stared, seeing his own reflection everywhere he looked. He went forward and didn't look back as he felt the room heat up slightly.

Celestia stopped and looked around, frowning she looked down at the floor and saw it had cracks evenly distributed. Four impressions each.

"Only a lady could walk gently enough to not leave marks." She said. "I'm coming for you Alexander, and when I catch you..." Her eyes flashed red before going back to magenta.

Outside, Luna was just getting off her forbidden fruit from her royal flank. She trotted up to the stallion while he held a tissue to his nose. He gave a bow and quickly stood back up, putting a hoof to his nose.

"Alexander, large blonde-"

"The jerk is in there." The stallion said pointing inside. "Buck him between the legs when you find him, tell him Morning Blossom said thanks for the bits."

She merely nodded before trotting in.

And just as soon went running out.

Shards of the mirrors, Celestia and part of the doorway flew out and into the crowd but landing before it hit anyone. A loud bang came out and more debris flew out.

Alexander came out, leaning against what was left of the door frame. he had his eyes shut and was scratching one. He arched his head back and let out another sneeze.

It echoed out like a canon firing, flinging small debris away. he looked around and gave a half snort, half sniffle.

He silently trotted up to Celestia as she was getting up and was about to say something when he began to cough. She got up glaring, but her look of anger dissolved into one of concern as he laid on his belly hacking.

His hackles rose each time he coughed, the sound coming from him made everyone flinch. He looked up at her with sick, red eyes and gave a small smile before his head fell forward.

"Alexander, are you aright?" Celestia said draping a wing over him. "Alexander?"

"Yes?" He asked suppressing a cough.

"Your sleeping on the royal couch for the next night."

He rolled his eyes before nodding. His ears perked up as the sound of wings, barking, heli-blades, and paws became clear.

"Hey!" Spike yelled jumping off from his steed. "Did we miss anything?"

"You have no idea." Luna said coming out from under a pile of wooden boards. "Nor do I have any idea of what is happening anymore."

Author's Notes:

The prank you ask? Have any of you ever seen a Seananners video with the Carmageddon mod? It's the same thing... But with stalls and carts instead.

You don't mess with with the king.