Alex, grinning sub-consciously or not, stretched and found Celestia's right fore-leg draped over his chest.

He looked down and blushed, he laughed lightly at the same time as she woke up.

"Good morning Celestia," he greeted as she yawned. "Have any pleasant dreams lately?"

Her eyes widened before she started to feel around with a hoof. He jumped slightly and pushed her hoof away, she blushed and scrambled out of the bed in a tangle of wings and legs.

"So, I'm guessing that's a yes considering my morning wood?" He grinned.

"I-I didn't mean to! I swear!" She said blushing. "You moved my hoof there, didn't you!?" She said.

"No, actually I woke up with you starting some fore-play." He chuckled lightly. "I thought you wanted to do it after your married? Or are you that desperate?"

"I am not desperate!" She stomped a hoof. "I could have any colt I desire, anytime, anywhere!"

"So, your not only Equestria's co-ruler, but a pimp too?" He grinned. "Do I get to be the godfather?"

"I am most certainly not a... Pimp." She huffed. "And I had no sort of raunchy dream last night!"

"I didn't say you did." He grinned as her jaw fell.

"W-Well I... I..." She stuttered, the blush on her cheeks intensifying as her thought's went back to her dream. With a elegant *pomf* from her wings spreading out in a glorious white display, she ran into the bathroom and turned on the cold water.

He laughed, clutching his sides as he rolled around in the covers. At some point, he had gotten out from underneath them and was trying to get his breath back, laying on his back he took a few deep breathes.

"Hey, what's so-Nope!" Discord quickly shut the door as he ran away. "Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" He yelled.

"What the hell!?" Alex yelled as he pulled the covers over himself. "Well, that backfired...."

A knock was heard and Luna poked her head in, her eyes closed just in case. She, herself, had a faint blush as she stood in the doorway.

"Alex," she said awkwardly. "Why is my husband running around blind while screaming about... You know?"

"Oh, your sister was having an naughty dream last night and gave me morning wood." Alex replied.

"Don't believe him!" Celestia yelled out from the bathroom. "I did not lay a hoof on him!"

"Yeah, it was more or less around, if you know what I mean?" Alex winked. "You can uncover your eyes. I'm covered."

"I'm not taking any chances." She said frowning.

"Hey, Luna, you wouldn't know where I could get a body for Nightmare? Like what you looked like before? A fully functional, living, mares body?" Alex asked.

"We... Would not know of how to get one. Why does she need a new one?" Luna asked opening her eyes.

"Do you want the truth or what she's screeching like a banshee?" He rubbed one of his ears. "Nightmare, I'm helping. She's not going to trust us if we keep to the shadow's."

Nightmare remained quiet throughout the conversation. Alex rolled his eyes before looking at the midnight blue alicorn in front of him.

"I guess the truth..." He shrugged. "Well, she want's her own Discord to love. If we could make a copy, but put all the affection he has for Nightmare into that copy."

"It... Could be done." she nodded. "But a large amount of energy is required to form another body... See me after night court, I'll be in my chambers." She said. "I only ask you to visit me so I can measure your energy."

"You know, if you were your sister, I would have said you'd want to measure something else. But, your not." He shrugged.

The door opened and Celestia peeked out, mane and coat matted down by water. She was shaking, her teeth chattering.

"I-I was not..." She paused taking a breath in. "Giving him a hoof job."

"No one said you were~" Alex said in a singsong voice.

Luna looked at her sister, a small smile on her lips.

"Not one word Luna, I've walked in on you and Discord doing worse things." Celestia said. "Let's not forget the coconuts."

"Don't you dare bring that up!" Luna yelled as she blushed.

"Oh please," Alex groaned. "Don't bring that up. That was horrible..."

"How did you know about that?" Luna and Celestia asked.

"I was taking a quick survey of the castle grounds by scaling the wall." He said. "A guard was about to hit me so I jumped through a window... And I found Luna with a pair of coconut's on her ass while Discord, thankfully, had his back turned to me. I saw Celestia standing there for a second, she looked around with a small smile even though she was blushing and then slowly shut the door."

"A-And... What did you do?" Luna asked mortified.

"Remember the hole that was made in the wall shortly after?"

"Yes, I didn't-"

"Alex! You fix my eyes, now!" Discord yelled coming back in.

Wearing a coconut bra over his eyes.

"Discord!" Luna blushed, her wings were fully spread out. "Put those away! Those are mine!" She yelled.

"Oh no, I bought them for you. Little miss, 'do you want to try something different in the bed?' Princess." He said. "Hey..." He sniffed the air, his nose leading him to Celestia. "Who is this? And why does she smell like rutting?"

"Discord! I have not!" Celestia yelled slapping him across the face, knocking the coconuts off.

"Ew! Get these things off!" Alex yelled as he tried to pry the forbidden fruit off his face. "Is there glue on these!? What the hell were you two doing!?"

"Discord!" Luna yelled stomping a hoof.

"A-Alright, I can fix this!" He said.

He snapped his talon and Alex could see again.

He could clearly see Luna with the coconuts on her flank, they covered her cutie mark completely. She was also wearing a skimpy grass skirt, that she was trying to push down.

Discord had a tropical shirt on, a pair of sunglasses that hung on his nose and a pair of midnight blue swimming trunks on with lipstick on the front of it, clearly shown from the width, it wasn't an accident being there.

And, to make matters worse, Discord had accidentally teleported them.

"Discord," Luna asked looking at the swirling colors around them. "Where are we?"

"In the process of teleporting." He shrugged.

"Well, fix it!" She yelled.

"Alright, I'll send us somewhere secluded." He said.

Alex looked Discord in the eyes once, the yellow 's were purple and the red's were green. He cocked his head to the side before they were in a new area.

"Princess Celestia!? Princes Luna!? Discord!? Alexander!?" Twilight stated.

Alex looked around and saw Twilight and her friends in sleeping bags.

"Um," Alex said grinning awkwardly. "It's not what it looks like?"

"Why is Celestia tied up?" Twilight asked averting her eyes.

Alex looked over at Celestia and felt his wings shoot out, the wind knocking some parchment and Rarity over.

Celestia was currently hogtied, laying on the floor on her side, her tail was raised up slightly higher than it should be for a proper lady to have it, in her mouth was a red ball gag and laying by her side was a riding crop.

"Discord..." Alex said. "Where's your paw?"

"Right here. Why?" Discord asked reaching towards the blonde alicorn.

Alex took his paw and curled it in a fist.

"I'm going to regret this later." Alex shrugged. "But it's worth it." He grinned.

He hoof-bumped Discord.

"Discord," Alex said nervously as Celestia narrowed her eyes at him, her face was turning supernova red. "For once, you've messed up, and it went right. Well," she broke out, her mane was now a red flame. "I've gotta go!"

He ran through the wall, Celestia quickly following behind in a whirlwind of flames.

"Sister, no! I need him for research later!" Luna yelled running after them.

"Hey! I need you two to give me back my sight!" Discord yelled running after them with a cane and his ears to guide him.

"My books!" Twilight yelled seeing the mess. She picked up a small tome with a torn spine, she threw it to the ground before her eyes turned white, pure arcane energy poured from her horn. "Somepony is going to pay for the damages!" She yelled running after them.

"Come on," Rainbow said. "We've got to make sure they don't destroy the town!"

As she flew out, the others quickly followed.

"W-What's... What's going... On?" Spike asked as he stopped at the stairs. "You know what, to me my noble steed!"

"Who?" Owlowiscious asked.

"Just come here and chase them." Spike said.

The owl, wanting to do something else than sleep complied and lifted the relatively light dragon. Spike climbed on his back and pointed towards the hole.

The other pets, staying at Sugarcube corner, saw the chase. Angel stood up and opened the window, flexing his small swagadelic muscles, he got on Winona and they took off. Not wanting to be left out, the others quickly followed.

Author's Notes:

The next chapter will be a chase chapter, with the Benny Hill theme playing.