"What... what happened?" Alex asked groggily.

"You risked your own life, you thick headed colt."

He cracked open his eyes and looked to his side to see Celestia smiling gently. He looked down and saw she was also hugging him with her wings and hooves.

"How long was I out?"

"Just a night. I brought you back after you passed out from your stench and cleaned you up."

"So, you gave me a bath?"

"Yes, why? Do you not enjoy baths?"

"I'm sure you took your time, seeing as my fur was matted down right? In every little place." He smiled at her reaction.

"W-Well I-I...you... you needed to be full cleansed of whatever you were covered in! And I did not enjoy it!"

"I didn't ask if you enjoyed it. I asked if you took your time."

"I can see you have a silver tongue."

"You should know, you did kiss me."

"You are just as bad as Discord! Now get up before I buck you out."

"I thought we weren't that far along yet? But if you insist I don't mind."

She blushed before pushing him out of the bed and smiling when he got up.

"Maybe that will teach you some manners."

"Probably not. You need some though, little miss model."

"Giving compliments now? How sweet." She smiled combing her hair.

"No, I'm talking about these magazines under your bed. What the... why is Discord on one of these!?"

Her face went pale and then red before she went around and saw him staring disgusted at the cover of a magazine.

"Alex! You should know not to go through otherponies things!" She scolded him while taking the reading material away.

"How many did you sign up for?" He winked at her.

She huffed and turned around, looking like she was about to walk away, her back hooves raised and she lashed outward.

"Ow... that wasn't a pleasant feeling." He said rubbing his nose.

"How hard are you? It felt like I hit solid rock!" She said cradling her back hooves.

"You should know, you're the one who gave me a bath. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take care of some personnel business."

He got up and walked out the room leaving her to lay there on the floor.

"So what if I did enjoy it..." She mumbled taking out a picture from underneath her pillow.

Alex strode through the castle looking for the reason he had to take blood again. And he was going to make him regret it.

He looked in the kitchen and saw the silverware dancing. He looked in the throne room and saw it was raining chocolate milk, from the floor up. He looked in the garden and saw a bright blue flower patch.

With Discord lounging in it.

"You have a lot of explaining to do." Alex said stepping up to him.

"I'm guessing your here about the Ursa incident? Then-"

"No! I'm here about the kidnapping the princess thing. What the hell were you thinking using her as bait for the second most dangerous thing in existence?"

"That was actually plan B. Plan A was getting her checked into the hospital but thanks to you I was nearly, with her in my arms, given extreme acupuncture from the mob of doctors throwing surgical equipment at me. The Ursa was an accident; I was actually looking for a dragon."

Alex felt one of his eyes twitch.

"You put all of the townsfolk in danger! They could have been killed!"

He glanced over at Alex before rolling his eyes.

"Do you honestly think I would put actual Ponies in danger? I put a charm on each so that the bear would simply pass through them."

"Then why did you even bother bringing it? Why did you use Celestia? Why not Luna?"

"They asked me to get you back to the hospital. So I used the oldest tricks in the book to attract lovers. A damsel in distress."

"Were not that far yet, but I think she wants to be. Now what to do with you?"

"What does that mean? Alex why are you getting that unsettling smile? Why are you flying away? Alex? Alex!"

Alex flew straight up and he went as high as he could before tucking his wings in and dropping. He swerved left to right trying to hit his target.

In a seconds he was nearly at the right angle and sped up. The result was what he wanted.

"What is wrong with you?" Discord wheezed getting the air knocked out of him from the impact.

"Just a little payback. You want to go see what's going on in town?"

"No, but Luna is going down actually. I think she’s flying down now. And that’s one, if you get me with two then you win" He coughed before slumping to the ground.

He shrugged and took off to Ponyville. Once he had climbed to the peak of the castle towers he glided down using the updrafts and downdrafts to keep him balanced. He swiftly glided along following the road for fun. Soon he saw a lone pony walking down; only it was a night guard.

He flew down as softly as possible, which was making the ground shake slightly while nearly giving the guard a heart attack.

"Hey have you seen... Luna? Luna is that you?"

The mare in armor looked at him strangely and angrily.

"I am not the princess, I am a Pegasus. And a loyal guard to her nocturnal majesty." Said the guard hotly.

"Yeah nice little act Luna. If I had a peanut for a brain i might have believed that for a few seconds. I've heard how the guards talk about you and your sister; they just call you two Luna and Celestia."

She changed back and was devoid of any regalia.

"How did you know?" She pouted.

"One, Discord said you were going into town when I asked him if he wanted to go with me after I knocked the wind out of him. Two, you're Cutie Mark and three, if a guard was sent down to town then he or she would have been running."

"What did you do to Discord this time?" Luna groaned.

"I just dive bombed him. So, why are you going down to town? And why aren't you wearing your little trinkets?"

"That is none of your business." She said tipping her nose up.

"Then I guess I'm tagging along."

"You will not! I have a meeting with Rarity for a spa treatment."

"A spa? I remember when I went to a spa one time. And that's also when I learned they have cheap tables, so I fell of and i ended up picking needle heads out of my back. Do you know how hard that is? I mean, those things are tiny, but they still hurt."

"I would not know. What are you going to town for?"

"I... have no idea. Would it be alright if i tag along? I mean just to the spa, not actually going in. I can’t take too much fru-fru junk." He shuddered making her shake slightly.

"It seems we have something in common. I hate pink and frilly." She said smiling.

"I thought princesses were all about that? Every other one I met had that stuff... and a knife hidden somewhere."

"Only my sister enjoys that. I on the other hoof, loathe it."

"Does that mean you don't like Pinkie Pie or Rarity? Or Fluttershy?"

"I do so like them. I just do not care for the frilliness of being a princess. I remember one time when I caught Discord in a dress. It was a large pink and frilly dress, with pearls and diamonds. If only you were there to see his face you would have laughed until you passed out."

"That I would, that I would. So, what is a high class princess doing going to a spa treatment down in a quaint little town?"

"I do enjoy going down to the town and conversing with my subjects. But only in disguise..." she finished casting her eyes down.

"I take it being royalty can have an impact on your social life?" He nodded.

"Yes, as I am sure you know too?"

"Yeah, after the war everybody that was American before, nearly shit themselves when I was even in the state for fear I would suddenly raise an army again and start committing genocide... it took time but they did warm up to me. All it took was finding the right people to start with. Maybe I could be the right people?"

She stopped and looked to him surprised.

"You want to be my friend?" She asked hopefully.

"Yeah, you seem like you need one. And, really I don't give a damn who anyone is so I can’t be biased towards you."

“Excuse me!?” She hissed angrily.
“You know what I mean!”

She stared at him before sighing. "Alright, but keep this a secret, for me?"

"I live with you at the moment and I'm dating your sister. Do you honestly think anyone would care if we were friends?" He deadpanned.

"I guess-you're dating my sister!?" Her eyes widened while her mouth made a cracking noise as it fell.

"I think it was obvious when she French kissed me in front of the town after I killed and Ursa Major. Either that or she wants to get into my lower armor, to see this nights other long sword, to see my accuracy with the blade, to-"

"I get it! Just stop putting those images into my head!" She shoved him blushing.

He merely laughed and shoved her back.

"So, Luna, how have you been?"

"Good and you?"

"Bored out of my mind."

"Didn't you just kill an Ursa and get kissed by my sister yesterday? How could you be bored?" She asked raising an eyebrow.

He shrugged. "Not the most exciting thing to happen to me. Surprisingly neither is being sent to a world full of ponies."

"What is the most exciting thing to happen to you then?"

"Making macaroni and cheese. That is the only thing that has ever put true fear into me."

"Are you talking about the food? What's so scary about that? Its noodles and cheese."

"It was my first time cooking and I found out another reason you shouldn’t put metal in the microwave... especially one that runs directly to the city power grid."

"What happened?"

"It ended up trying to eat my face and i was pretty sure trying to lay eggs in my stomach. When it jumped me, I fell out of the second story window and had to have Rex shoot me in the face with a rocket."

"I suddenly lost my appetite."

"I still have mine. Hey isn't that Ponyville?"

She looked and saw the small town and easily visible residents from the edge of town. She quickly put her disguise back on making Alex raise an eyebrow.

"You do know they're going to wonder why your armor isn't coming off, right?"

She merely smiled in response.

"Let me guess, you're going to make it look like you're taking it off and make the armor you have on fade as you do it?" He asked blankly.

"No, I'm going to start peeling my fur off. Yes I'm going to make it fade."

"No need to get grumpy. That's my job."

"Just as long as you don't get to grumpy we will not have any problems."

"And why is that? The only one that would have a problem is you and anyone else in the vicinity."

"I know your one weakness, Alexander." She practically purred making him stop and choke on his breath.

He pulled her into a bush and stared at her angrily.

"No one knows about my weakness! How did you find out!? Were you going through my memories!?"

"No, everypony knows that you're practically horn over hooves for my sister. Now let go!"

She shoved him out and brushed the leaves off of herself before stepping out.

Alex was slightly frowning but he had a smile too.

"Is there something wrong?" Luna asked putting her hoof on his shoulder.

"No, not a thing. Thankfully you didn't know my actual weakness. I would have to have killed you then."

Her hoof shot back and nicked her side.

"Why would you have to kill me!?"

"It's embarrassing... I don't even like to think about it. I hate it; it's so cliché." He growled crossing his front hooves.

"Aside from you're emotional problems, I'm still right."

"You are not! I am not some puppet to your sister!"

"Really? So, the rumor going around the castle about you letting her feel your plot is a lie?" She said smiling with half-lidded eyes.

"Who said that was a rumor?" He said smiling.

"That is just creepy." She stuck out her tongue.

"Not as creepy as that dodo you keep around."

"You leave Cookie out of this!"

"... I was talking about Discord."

"He is a bit of a dodo sometimes, but that's why I love him. Why is it you love my sister?"

"I guess it's because she's like me. Smart, nimble, funny, good with company and good looking. But I still have all of you beat in that department."

"I'm sure. So, are you sure you wouldn't want to join me and Rarity? She does have three names put down, but unfortunately Fluttershy couldn't attend. So there's a blank area."

"I'm sur-agh! Dammit! It's back again!" He hissed suddenly clutching his lower back.

"What? What's back?"

"My back again. I messed it up the second time i had to dive-bomb from space. If you ever do that... don't land on your face. Or a mine field."

"I think the masseuses at the spa can fix your back."

"They can't... when I got it checked out again, they said even surgery couldn't fix it."

"What about magic?"

"Magic doesn't exist! Wait, that’s right, it does. Fine, I'll go, I guess." He rolled his eyes before another wave of pain washed over him. "Son of a bitch!"

"Quiet! We are entering the town."

He looked forward and saw the first few buildings start to pass by. And soon the ponies waving and smiling.

"Atleast not all the chicks here are staring this time. It looks more like three-forths." he whispered to Luna.

"Quiet!"

"No you! That's an order soldier!" He smirked at her as he saw the disguises muzzle turn a darker shade of grey.

"I'm signing you up for the seaweed wrap."

"And I can make an excuse to leave. After all, I am a very important person... pony, whatever the proper term is now."

She rolled her eyes before spotting the spa and a small white and purple pony standing next to the doors.

"Hello pleasureful night, and... Alex? What are you doing here?" Rarity asked looking between the two.

"Pleasureful night, huh? That sounds a bit perverted if you think about it. Or think about it in any way." Alex chuckled.

"Alex! May I ask you to stop being so cross?" Rarity asked narrowing her eyes.

"May I ask you to stop being a sugary treat made to put on gram-crackers and chocolate?"

"I am not a marshmallow!"

"You're right." He nodded. "You're more of a moldy marshmallow. Besides any marshmallow that started growing purple hair, you should throw away immediately." He closed his eyes to take in a deep breath.

He suddenly heard a small sound like metal bending and Luna gasp. He opened his eyes and saw Luna, still disguised as a guard but with her mouth hanging open.

"What? Do I have something on my face?"

Luna suddenly turned to Rarity with a furious expression. "Why would you do that!? You could have put his eye out!"

"I was tired of everypony calling me a marshmallow. Alex, are you alright?" Rarity asked.

"What did you do?" He asked staring at her intently.

"I might have tried to stab you with a pair of scissors," She lifted up a pair of bent scissors of the ground with her magic. "As you can see, your skin is very tough."

"Why wouldn't it be? It was genetically modified to survive extreme weather conditions, pressure, man-made elements and hardened enough that it's tougher than steel."

"That is horrible! Why would anypony do such a thing?" Rarity asked disgusted.

"You wouldn't say that if you were in a blizzard on the brink of death."

"I still would. Now come along, we do not want to keep Aloe and Lotus waiting."

He gave a grunt of pain before heading in through the doors.

It wasn't fru-fru or girly, all that much, it was like a doctor’s office. But with fancy chairs and pillars.

"Hello, Lotus, it'll be the usual." Rarity said to the already waiting masseuse.

She nodded and motioned for them all to go into the first room.

The sauna.

"Now just sit down and relax." Lotus said while giving them all a towel. "And a good morning to you princess."

"Thank you Lotus." Luna said changing back.

"Is it wrong I don't feel comfortable?" Alex said wrapping a towel around his waist before sitting down.

"What? Is it because you’re in a steam filled room with two mares?" Rarity asked fluttering her eyelashes.

"No, the last time I was in a sauna it started to fill with a deadly neurotoxin gas and then when I was escaping, the floor collapsed into an underground sewage system."

"That... is… something. Something indeed..." Rarity said turning slightly paler.

"Now I see why you don't go to the spa." Luna said.

"It's not my fault almost everyone I meet tries to kill me! I hate fake masseuses..." He growled recalling the unpleasant memory.

"Are you all ready? Good, now sit back and relax." Said Lotus putting water onto the hot stones.

In seconds the room was filled with steam. After a few minutes two soaked mares came out followed by Alex, who, was still dry of sweat.

"How... are you not sweating?" Rarity asked panting.

"Genetic engineering can do wonders for the body." He smirked at her.

"Now then," A second pony came out followed by Lotus. "It's time for the mud baths!"

They handed Lotus their towels and followed the new one to a row of mud filled tubs.

"This is simply divine..." Rarity cooed as she sunk in.

"I still do not see the difference in regular mud." Luna sighed as she slipped in.

"Brings back memories of when i went to the amazon." Alex said as he tentatively got in. "If you ever fight a tiger, make sure it's not in a piranha infested river. I still remember those horrible things... all the teeth... all the scales... all the fish!" He squeaked.

"Now just relax and afterwards they will clean you off and give you a nice massage." Rarity said.

"I think I'm ready for that then. I don't have any life threatening memories involving a massage." He smiled happily for once.

He went over to a large table and Lotus motioned him to get on. He slowly got up and laid his face through the small hole and folded his front legs underneath himself.

"Alright, are you ready?" She asked smiling.

"Sure, I guess." He mumbled.

She put her hooves onto his back and as she started to push. His muscles wouldn't budge.

"Ugh... Aloe, I think I need some help." Lotus asked her sister.

"With what? All you have to do is-oh dear he won't move! When was the last time you ever had a massage?" She asked leaning over his back to look him in the eyes.

He looked up to her before he started to scratch his goatee in deep thought.

"I never had a massage. Atleast one that didn't involve the masseuse trying to rub acid on me."

"What!? That's horrible! Aloe! Get the heavy equipment!" Lotus yelled to her sister before she ran off and saluted.

Alex looked over to Rarity and Luna; all three of them had confusion written on their muzzles.

"Ugh... I, have it. Help... its heavy." Aloe muttered carrying a jack-hammer in.

"So... that's the heavy equipment? Why do you have a jack-hammer in here? Much less at a spa?" Alex asked raising an eyebrow at the masseuses.

"It's not a jack-hammer... it's, um... it's... alright so what if it is? It still works." Lotus muttered as her sister plugged it in.

"Alright, now just relax. You might feel numb but that is perfectly normal when we use this." Aloe said before her and her sister raised the machine up and turned it on.

He shut his eyes and waited.

Only it never came. All he heard was a sudden sparking, the sound of metal bending again, the smell of smoke and shrieks from the two masseuses.

He lifted his head to see the jack-hammer on the ground, smoking out of the front with a bent head. He looked up and saw two startled masseuses.

"That was supposed to work on dragon’s scales... how did it break on him?" Aloe asked turning to her sister.

"I-I don't understand... maybe we should try another one?" She said turning to Alex. "Do you have any enchantments on your skin?"

"I'm still learning to use basic magic; so, no, I don’t." He replied looking back down to the broken jack-hammer. "Sorry about the machine."

"D-Don't worry. It's always fun to try something new. Sister, could you get the spare and bring in the diamond head?" Aloe asked smiling to her sister.

She nodded and ran out. Minutes later she came strolling in and set it down next to her sister with the head in her mouth and a pleasant smile on her face.

"Just put the head on it and plug it in."

She spit the head out and carefully screwed it in and snapped the right parts into place before heading to the wall to plug it in.

They both raised it over Alex again, as they were both muttering prayers to Celestia and Luna they turned it on and lowered it.

"Ooh... that does feel good." Alex said letting his face sink into the small hole for his head.

The jack-hammer was barely making his muscles loosed up but it was picking up pace. Soon it was moving very quickly over his upper-back and soon his lower-back.

"Yeah that's-Agh! Dammit that hurts!" He sprung up and grabbed his lower back where the small vertebra was out of place. "Why the hell I dive-bombed from space, I'll never know." He said through gritted teeth.

"Are you alright!? Is there something wrong!?" Aloe and Lotus were speaking simultaneously.

"It's my back. One of the vertebrae is out of place." He groaned before resting again on the large table.

"We can fix that easily! Bone mender! Could you come in here for a second?" Aloe called out.

Soon a small black coated unicorn mare with a white mane and horn with cerulean eyes came in.

"Yes? How can I help you?" She smiled pleasantly.

"It seems this poor colt’s back is out of shape. Could you be able to do anything for him?"

She walked over to the table before seeing the small lump on Alex's lower back making her gasp.

"What did you do to get this?" She asked.

"I dive-bombed from space, landed in a mine-field and then walked five miles to get to a hospital to see if my friend was really in there. After that I went home and we had a long talk. Why? Is that bad for my health or something?" He asked smiling.

"Yes! That is horrible! What is wrong with you!?" She yelled. "You're lucky every bone in your body isn't in pieces!"

"That could never happen. I was wearing my armor and my bones are cover in the same metal as my armor is made up of. So it is physically impossible for me to break any bones."

"Do you want me to try and fix... this?" She asked moving a hoof over the small bump.

"Yes! That thing is the bane of my existence." He scowled at the small lump thinking of every obscenity he could think of at it.

Her horn started to glow a faint white like his and he felt a small pinch where it was. He looked behind him and saw a small part of his lower torso glowing from the inside.

"This reminds me when I had to get my stomach switched at that one hospital. I nearly made the nurses drop it from all the jokes I was making." He chuckled. "They loved the one when they could see my bladder and the doctor said to stop even though he was smiling. Do you know what I said Luna?"

"What? I wasn't listening. You said something about a hospital and nurses."

"Do you know what I said while I was getting my stomach switched? It was when the doctor said to stop as I started to poke my bladder."

"No, what did you say?" She asked turning her head to the side.

"These jokes are just getting bladder." He was chuckling at how the nurses nearly doubled over and how the doctor had to support himself while wiping the tears away. "Best. Surgery. Ever." He smiled before wincing.

"All done. Your back is now fixed." Bone mender said.

"Really? Or are you just trying to get my hopes up?"

"Look for yourself."

He looked back and saw his back had no abnormalities lining any way. Upper or lower. He smiled before hugging the pony and the masseuses in a hug.

"Thank you! This is the most I could have ever wanted! Beside a few gallons of apple juice."

"Thank you! Could you let go... I need air!" Bone mender croaked smiling before she took in some air. "That's quite the hug you got there. I'd say you beat Pinkie at them."

"Now I never have to worry about that stupid pain ever again! Thank you all!" He said smiling while cracking his back.

They all cringed as they heard what sounded like metal scraping against metal combined with tree trunks snapping.

"Now that, is something haven't been able to do in years." He sighed in complete bliss.

"Alright, so now that you've had your... treatment. Now it's time for a happy ending!" Aloe and Lotus said making him snicker.

"And what is that?" He said trying to suppress a smile.

Aloe went over to a box in a shelf and pulled out a large mouth full of long... pointy... sharpened...

"Needles! Get those hellish things away from me!" Alex yelled backing up into a corner; his heart racing and his eyes were pin pricks.

She took one step forward before he went running out through the door cracking the floor as he went.

"Oh that poor dear..." Rarity said before lowering herself into the mud more. "He's missing this."

Alex's heart was racing a mile a minute when she pulled out the needles.

"Needles! Get those hellish things away from me!" He yelled before running out the doors.

He didn't bother to open the doors; instead he just went through them.

He didn't take the time to apologize to the ponies that the doors narrowly missed before he spread his wings and started to go anywhere. Anywhere but that hell hole.

He saw clouds and pegasai blur past as he flew as fast as his wings could carry him. Which was faster than even Rainbowdash or Discord.

He saw a flash of white and suddenly he slammed through a wall of white marble.

And into the dining hall of Canterlot castle.

"Alex!? What's going on!?" Celestia said fling her soup into the air in shock.

"Ahh! My eyes! The tomatoes! They burn!" Discord yelled falling to the floor.

"I hate the spa! And needles! I'm never going in there again!" He yelled before sitting down.

"I'm guessing you followed Luna?" Celestia asked sliding a piece of cake over from Discord plate and to hers.

"Yes... but not intentionally! She suckered me into going and then they just had to pull out... those... those... I can't even say it!" He growled.

"Needles?" She said making him flinch.

"Yeah… those."

"Why are you afraid of needles? You never told any of us."

"I... don't know why. Not a thought or memory that could tell me why."

"That's alright. So, I was wondering..." She trailed off looking to the side.

"About what?" He asked looking at her with an eyebrow raised.

"About us. Like how we still haven't went to dinner."

"Yeah, there is that. How about I go find somewhere and make a reservation?"

"I thought you were broke? Are you?"

"Yeah, but I can fix that later. I'm just going to... explore later tomorrow."

"I'm not going to ask, for I'm afraid to. Discord are you alright?"

The spirit of chaos was getting up with a heavy glare and steam coming off his face.

"No... I'm not alright! You threw hot soup on my face!" He yelled baring his teeth.

"That's nice. Would you care for a napkin?"

He felt one of his eyes twitch as he slowly reached out with his hands.

She just smiled and soon a flash of light and a click was heard.

He turned to see Alex sitting there with a gun in the air. His eyes narrowed.

"Touch her and I'll make sure you can't snap yourself back to health. Now sit." Alex said.

"She threw hot, scolding soup on my face! And I didn't even do anything to deserve it either!" He yelled.

"Sit. Now."

"Make me, soldier boy." Discord growled snapping his fingers.

Alex pulled the trigger and the ammo hit Discord in the face.

Discord just wiped off the water with a towel before his talon started to glow a faint yellow.

"That all you've got?" Discord asked smirking.

Alex got up with a smile and cracked his neck before replying.

"I'm just getting started."

Before he could lunge a bowl of soup was thrown into his face.

"Dammit that burns! It's in my eyes!" He hissed while clutching his eyes shut.

"Not so funny when it's you is it!?" Discord laughed before getting tapped on the shoulder.

He turned around and was punched right in the jaw by Celestia.

"Do that again and I'll make sure only to turn half of you to stone!" She yelled at him before walking over to Alex.

Before she could ask if he was alright he stood up smiling and started to laugh before walking up to Discord with a smug smile.

"Alright, hand it over." Alex said extending his hoof.

"Fine... now take it and leave." Discord grumbled handing Alex a small gun.

"What is that? And why is he giving it to you?" Celestia asked.

"We made a bet that he would get hurt twice by a solid object and liquid. I won. And this," He raised the gun. "Is a little something I got him to make with a certain function in mind."

"And what is that?" Celestia asked before stepping away as he raised it to her.

"Ohhh, nothing harmful. Just... frilly." He said giving the biggest smile he could before firing.

"Alex! What has gotten... into you? This is actually quite comfortable." Celestia said looking herself over.

She was wearing a large frilled rose red salsa dress, black hoof covers and a white rose on her chest.

"And it gets better! Look!" He pointed the gun at himself before firing.

He was wearing a red and orange striped shirt with a white patch sticking out, the collars around his hooves also had the white frills and in his mouth he was holding a rose.

"Yes, yes, it's great." Discord grumbled.

"And don't think if forgot about you." Alex smiled before aiming the gun at Discord.

He fired and another, familiar girlish scream rang out through the castle.

Alex's and Celestia's eyebrows went up and their mouths dropped leaving Discord in confusion.

"What? What is it!?" Discord asked frantically.

The two alicorns were trying to suppress a flood of laughter.

Discord was in a giant pink dress. He was wearing a large bow and his tail, pearl earrings on his ears, white gloves going up to his elbows and high heels which were obscured by the frills of the dress.

"This cannot get any worse..." He growled.

"Sister, what was that noise? It sounded like a small filly… screaming" Luna said coming before seeing Discord. "Why are you wearing a dress!?" She said falling to the floor in laughter.

"Oh, I will get you all back for this! I swear if it is the last thing I do!" Discord yelled before incinerating the dress and gloves.

"Well, goodnight Luna, you too Celestia. I'm going to bed; I've had a hell of a day." He gave a yawn before teleporting out.

And came back to give celestia a quick peck on the lips.

"Sister, you're... wings."

Celestia's cheeks turned the same red as her dress before giggling.