“Hello there Dan” Fleur De Lis said, her French ascent in perfect cue with her upper-class confidence and personality.

“Bonjour Fleur De Lis” Dan said “Commentas êtes-vous?”

Fleur De Lis responded with a slight giggle “It is actually just comment, but other than that very good” Dan couldn’t explain it, but talking to Fleur De Lis was different then talking to any other mare he had talked too.. She had some sort of swagger (If you would) that made her so likeable.

“So how does the party look?” Dan asked “Is this your first Gala directed by moi?”

“It actually is, I had wanted to go for the last 2 years but I had been always so busy!” She said, showing a personable smile.

Dan escorted Fleur De Lis to a nearby table; this room had been the party room for this exact reason. It had a dance floor, a bar, a private section, a kick ass view, and a SECOND bar all in the same vicinity, now that was high living.

“This is a nice party” Fleur De Lis observed, regally taking a sip of water from her glass

“Thanks” Dan said with a sense of pride

Dan turned his head and almost recoiled, Twilight Sparkle was heading towards him. It wasn’t that he didn’t like her, it was just she was socially awkward, and if Mike was correct also lesbian.

“O hey Dan” Twilight said in a chirpy fashion “Have you seen Rainbow Dash or Vespi or any pony?”

“No I haven’t” Dan said “I think they are outside”

The second Twilight looked out the window an explosion came from right outside the window sending dirt and gravel in every direction…o and pony blood, yea that too.

“O my god is he okay?” Twilight said

“I’m sure he is” Dan said quickly “So where were we Fleur De Lis?”

Sadly Fleur De Lis didn’t have all of her focus on Dan at the moment, but rather a large portion on Twilight.

“Hello I am Fleur De Lis” She said opening out a hoof

“Nice to meet you I am Twilight Sparkle” Twilight said giving Fleur De Lis a shake

***

“Hey Beavis” Butthead asked

“Yea?”

“This girl is obviously a lesbian, she like said Fleur” Butthead said

Beavis gave a laugh “Yea, like totally”

Butthead returned with his own laugh “Like, this is really weird”

“I know, I want to see what happens to Nico” Beavis said “That would be cool”

“That would be cool” Butthead concluded

“Hey Butthead”

“What?”

“Why are we reading this crap?”

“I don’t know Beavis, I don’t know”

***

Dan was now becoming aggravated; he had been taken out of the equation 100%. Fleur De Lis was now fervent about talking to Twilight about science and philosophy instead of talking to Dan about alcohol and sex.

“Sooooooooo” Dan began, trying to establish a foot hole in the conversation. “I think I’m ready to leave. Fleur De Lis want to ont complètement coup le sexe cul génial?”

Fleur De Lis gave out that giggle of hers “Sure”

“Wait what did he ask?” Twilight asked, obviously since she didn’t speak French she wouldn’t understand anything Dan wanted to say deemed inappropriate.

“O nothing” Fleur De Lis said “montrer le chemin”

Dan got up from his chair and began to walk up the stairs; Fleur De Lis straggled behind him most of the time. Nonetheless Dan did not stop his steady pace until he got to his room, even after seeing numerous other explosions from various other windows.

It wasn’t until Dan turned around to Fleur De Lis that he noticed Twilight had also followed.

“Umm Twilight you weren’t supposed to follow us” Dan said

“Maybe she could come in too?” Fleur De Lis said with a lustful wink, damn!”

“That sounds…nice!” Dan said, he was already getting ridiculously horny just thinking about Fleur De Lis, adding a 2nd mare to the equation was the icing on the cake.

“Sounds good to me, what do you say Twilight?” Dan asked, Twilight was redder then a strawberry already.

“Umm okay” Twilight said with a nervous smile; Dan could tell she was having mixed feelings about this situation.

Dan nodded and opened the door for the 2 mares, letting them both waltz inside before he closed the door behind it,

locking it securely.

Fleur De Lis was already on Dan’s bed, laying there with her customary small smile. Meanwhile Twilight was sitting on a couch nearby, sitting and shifting positions anxiously.

“What are you doing Twilight?” Fleur De Lis asked

“O, I guess I’ll just watch or something” Twilight said

“Just watch?” Dan asked “Doubt that”

“Well umm” Twilight said nervously “Okay I guess”

Dan didn’t want to put Twilight in a position she didn’t feel like being in, but this wasn’t exactly making him less hard.

“Maybe you just need something to drink” Fleur De Lis said, getting off the bed and opening up the mini-bar “Want something?”

“I don’t really drink” Twilight said

Twilight didn’t really have much of a choice, bottle of wine in hand Fleur De Lis chased after Twilight, getting wine all over the floor. Twilight tried to make a run for the door but Fleur De Lis beat her to it and jammed the wine bottle practically down Twilights through and angling it so the liquor could easily access Twilight’s throat. Meanwhile Dan stood there awe-struck.

Twilight didn’t need Fleur De Lis’s force anymore and took the bottle in hand and took a long swig, like a really long swig.

“Good?” Fleur De Lis asked

“Very good” Twilight said, hogging the alcohol like a generic Irishmen.

“Nice idea Fleur De Lis” Dan said, heading over to his own bed while Twilight continued to drink the fine 500 bit wine. “You sure can do a lot”

“I now something you can do” Fleur De Lis said, plopping down on the bed on top of Dan.

Remember when luck was a bitch? Well apparently bad luck strikes twice in the same direction.

All of a sudden there was a knocking on the door

“Twilight are you in there?” It was Dashie “I need your help !”

God dammit of all times!

“Sorry Dashie maybe some other time” Twilight said slurring her speech

“Come on Twilight!” Dashie cried

“No go away I’m, I’m busy!” Twilight said

“What are you doing!?” Dashie asked

“NOTHING GO THE FUCK AWAY DASHIE!” Dan finally said

“Foutez le camp de lesbiennes et de mourir!” Fleur De Lis screamed

“Wait what are you 3 doing?” Rainbow Dash asked suspiciously

“Stuff now just go away!” Twilight said, finally passing out drunk on Dan’s bed,

Dashie gave out an exhale “Fine whatever” Dan was relieved to hear Dashie’s footsteps fade out as she headed away from his vicinity.

“Okay so how do we wake her up?” Dan asked, Twilight was passed out on his bed, her haunches wide open.

“I got an idea” Fleur De Lis said, Dan almost shat a brick, Fleur De Lis moved south on Twilight and began to eat her out. Dan couldn’t help but laugh when Twilight instantly woke up, eyes dilated.

“Jesus” Dan said, awe struck

“”Hang on mares I have to do something quickly” Dan said, leaving Fleur De Lis and Twilight alone for a moment as he headed into the other world.

“Mike?” Dan asked

“Yea what is it?” Mike asked; in the background Dan could hear explosions, screaming, and what sounded like small arms fire.

“if Fleur De Lis eats out Twilight, but is still probably into me. Is that a code Black?” Dan asked

“I don’t know, just do whatever” Mike said, in the background someone was screaming like his arm was torn off.

“Who is that in the background?” Dan asked

“Yea some weird shit happened and apparently I am in a war or something, that thing didn’t really explain a whole lot” Mike said

“What thing?” Dan asked

“I don’t know” Mike said “Listen I got to go, 5 more for a tactical nuke”

“Good luck on whatever you are doing” Dan said

He took the ear piece off, only to find a visitor in his room; but it wasn’t Fleur De Lis or Twilight.

“You’re a sick pig aren’t you?” It asked;, even though it obviously didn’t have a mouth.

“Yup” Dan said with a chuckle “Like Eminem, and every other celebrity from my generation.”

The monster just gave out a sigh “Some things die before they begin”

And like that it was gone

Dan wasn’t even sure what had just happened, alcohol has that effect on any pony.

“Whatevs” Dan said with a chuckle

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