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Deadpool Vs. Equestria

by Live Light

Chapter 19: Issue #16: Wind-Down

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Deadpool Vs. Equestria

Issue #16

Previously on Deadpool Vs. Equestria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

And now the weather. Scattered showers-
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Spider-Man opened his eyes, and looked at his surroundings. He was in some sort of apartment. One side was rather messy, the other side looked like there had been a little bit of work done. In fact, he saw a woman sorting out the apartment. After rubbing his eyes, he realized that it was Pinkie Pie... in... human form. He was still rather uncomfortable with that knowledge. And god knows where Deadpool's off to.

Pinkie turned around to look at him.

"Oh, hi Featherweight, how are ya?" She asked.

"...Uh... my name's Spider-Man..." He replied.

"...Huh, maybe names work a bit differently in this world."

Although Peter had dabbled a bit on the fandom, he had watched only some of the episodes... maybe about 7. So he had no idea Featherweight was a character.

He suddenly heard a lot of laughter from the other room.

"...I'd say that's Deadpool, but that doesn't sound like him..." Spider-Man commented.

"Deadpool's watching YouTube." Pinkie replied, shrugging.

"..He's... watching YouTube..." Spider-Man said.

"Yep!"

"An act that requires only moving one's wrist..."

"Yeah?"

"And you're out here cleaning his room, doing the hard work, while he's doing that?"

"Oh, we're waiting for something I organized, we're doing what we're doing because we're bored and need something to pass the time, and frankly, you were making a good decoration too. Like one of those bear thingies you find on the floor!"

"Uh huh... and what is this thing you organized?" Spidey asked.

"What else... but a PARTY!?"

"...Uh... you just got here... so err... You might not know how to use that body as well as your usual one... so... things might be difficult."

"Just a minute, Feather," Pinkie said, before calling to Deadpool, "Wadey, did you look at what I suggested?"

"Hell no, I'm not a fan!" He yelled back.

"But it's the same guy you're watching, and he's not a fan either!"

"Well, why didn't you say so?"

"I did, you just wanted to go on about how godly Cry's laughter is!"

A bit of silence.

"...Oh. Right. Is the kid awake?" Deadpool asked.

"Yup!" She replied.

Deadpool teleported into the room, and looked at Spidey.

Spidey looked at him.

Spidey got creeped out by his constant staring.

"Don't make a 'Marvel lost the right 20 years ago joke,' I'm pretty sure they owned only Transformers that time, definitely not this, now look what's happened! DISNEY HAS BOUGHT NOT ONLY MARVEL, BUT STAR WARS! WHAT'S NEXT!? MICKEY WAN KENOBI!? LUKE SKYWALKER IN KINGDOM HEARTS!? AGH!"

Spidey was mildly surprised by Deadpool's outburst. He was just used to the fact he would have outbursts like these.

"Anyway, who wants Chimichangas?" Deadpool asked.

"I thought you were gonna look at that thing I told you to watch," Pinkie said, "You should do it now before you forget."

"That can wait, Pinks." Deadpool said.

"Pwweeeeaaaaase?" Pinkie said, giving him the puppy dog eyes, while holding a picture of a cat in a wrestling mask.

"Alright, fine..." Deadpool said, quickly averting his eyes. "But that picture is deadly, you must dispose of it at once." He then teleported back into the room he was in previously.

"What're you making him watch?" Spidey asked.

Pinkie Pie grinned.

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{No, Cry, don't go down the hole, DON'T!}

[AIIE! SCARY PINKIE!]

Haah. Amigara.

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Deadpool poked his head through the door, after watching the video. Pinkie had a huge grin on her face, a grin that was impossible by human standards. He looked at Spider-Man.

"Aaaand... what're you still doing there?" He asked.

"Making sure you're don't do anything you shouldn't." Spidey replied.

"Why wouldn't I? I do that all the time. I'm even doing such things right now."

"Which means... what exactly?" Spidey felt as though he was going to have to hurt him soon if he didn't make his intentions clear.

"I'm helping organize a party, Pinkie Pie Style. It's never happened on Earth. And we're gonna survive it." Deadpool explained.

"And you're helping... why?" Spidey asked.

Deadpool walked through the door he was looking out of. He shrugged. Then, he walked back in, and poked his head through again. "She wanted to see Earth, I guess."

"This party's gonna be SUPER!" Pinkie exclaimed ecstatically. "I never had a party in a different body before, this is gonna be fun!"

"And why did you want to go to Earth?" Spidey asked Pinkie.

"I dunno. Just felt like it." Pinkie said, shrugging.

"So, Spidey... feel like attending?" Deadpool asked. "You could be the guy we go to to walk all over you figuratively as we ask you to do a lot of things. Maybe even let us walk all over you literally. I could stand on your skull."

"...What?" Spidey asked, not sure if he heard Deadpool correctly.

"Do you wanna help organize the party?" Pinkie translated.

"No, I have more important things to do." Spidey said.

"Then... why are you here?" Deadpool asked, not really grasping one little bit of reason out of this, so much that he walked through the door and didn't bother to go back in the other room.

"Because you're the nearest threat, and I'm just waiting for you to attack something."

"Well, that's kinda rude!" Pinkie said. "There's probably a vampiric sabre-toothed tiger outside attacking innocent civillians, and you're gonna ignore the possibilities?"

"Vampiric sabre-toothed tigers aren't possible..." Spidey responded, groaning, "Sabre-tooths are extinct anyway."

"Vampiric sabre-toothed tigers..." Deadpool pondered, "That means there are hipster robots outside... we're in Scribblenauts, aren't we?"

"Yeah, but seriously..." Pinkie began, "You should really go, you're not doing anything for the story anymore, you were really just a last-minute idea."

Spider-Man looked at Deadpool, then Pinkie Pie, and facepalmed. "Fine, go ahead, just make sure you don't kill or maim anyone, Deadpool." And with that he opened the window and jumped out.

*Thwip*

"So err..." Deadpool began, "What now?"

"Well, now that he's gone, I'm gonna go look for some clothes to wear for the party!" She said, casually walking into the next room.













....Suddenly, Pinkie Pie. Appearing right in front of Deadpool.

"Agh(!)" Deadpool said, mildly surprised, but more freaked out by her sudden appearance. She was pointing an accusing finger at him.

"No peeking." She warned, before walking back into the other room, closing the door behind her, and locking it consecutively. Deadpool almost swore he heard a giggle after the locking.

[But I want to-]

{No.}

[But she-]

{Nope.}

[I-]

{CONFOUND IT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET US KILLED WITH THAT ATTITUDE, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PINKIE PIE IS CAPABLE OF, DEMON.}

...

...

...

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[Theoretically speaki-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

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To be continued in the next issue!

[autr pls]

qiut yrlw boxx i tyrn do m ocupatin.

[I WANT TO LOOK! AGH!]

I used the entire nope.avi video. What part of NO! Don't you understand!?

[THIS SUCKS!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eal4fep7pK4

[...Okaybye]

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