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Deadpool Vs. Equestria

by Live Light

Chapter 18: Issue #15: Welcome to New York City

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Deadpool Vs. Equestria

Issue #15

Previously on Deadpool Vs Equestria...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn-cCB9ZoOY

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Deadpool and Pinkie landed on concrete. Deadpool looked around, and saw he was in a very familiar place. New York City. And he still had his fingers and toes back.

"YES!" Deadpool cried out in triumph. "I'm home, and I'm still human! In your FACE, Deathelocke!"

I'm sad now...

"This is New York City?" Pinkie said, while Deadpool, still admiring his city, was not that bothered with looking at her.

"Yeah, pretty much." Deadpool replied.

"Looks like Manehattan." She commented.

"Well, this is called Manhattan, so... yeah." Deadpool said, shrugging.

"Huh. Well, that's new." Pinkie said.

"Yes, whatever you're looking at is probably new, because this is Earth, and we use our hands. Horses are modes of transport." Deadpool explained, while feeling the ground, then reaching his arm down a sewer manhole.

"I heard they were used for sinister purposes on a land called '4chan.' I hear Discord created it."

"That image is clogging up space, Author." Deadpool commented.

Well, I thought it was funny.

"Well it's not." He retorted.

...

"IT'S NOT!"

Fine. Turn around.

"I will not turn around until I get on with the story." Deadpool said. "Now, Pinkie, what shall we say to the weirdoes walking around this city, because they'll find it weird whe- Huh. Well, that's new." He mused, upon turning around.

It appears Pinkie Pie has become Human Pinkie Pie. With frizzy hair, no tail, a purple T-shirt, jeans and stylish shoes.

"Hi!" Pinkie said, waving her hand, then admiring it for a second.

"..."

"Hello!" Pinkie tried.

"..."

"Greetings?"

"..."

"Good morning, jolly good fellow, indubitably..." Pinkie was getting kind of annoyed at his unresponsiveness.

{Damnit, now the shipping is inevitable.}

Not if I have anything to say about it.

[You have nothing to say about it.]

That's not true, I have one thing to say about that.

[Which is, what exactly?]




FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

{Deadpool regained his senses as the Author had a nervous breakdown.}

"Huh? Oh. Right. Well. Things are easier now," Deadpool said, "Now you fit in a bit easier... we might wanna straighten up your hair, though."

"I don't have any hair, except my mane." Pinkie replied.

"Which we call hair." Deadpool explained.

"Ooohhh, right," Pinkie understood. "Well, it's really difficult to get my ma- err, hair straightened. I tried it before going to the Grand Galloping Gala, just to see if it'd work, and I just didn't agree with it!"

"What's wrong with it?"

[Yeah, I bet she'd look hotter with straight hair. Most girls do.]

{ -.0 }

[But it's possible... we're both human.]

{That doesn't make her any more gettable than before. Now go back to fantasizing about human Rainbow Dash.}

[The other one does that, not me.]

{Shishkebab}

[Okay]

"Nothing. It just doesn't work." Pinkie said, shrugging. "So, where next?"

"Well, we should make a stop at my apartment, and then figure out what to show you in this place." Deadpool suggested.

"Sounds fun! I wonder if transition cuts work this time!"

*Two hours later*

Deadpool and Pinkie were walking along a street. Deadpool was wearing a WWE shirt, patriotic pants with the U.S.A flag all over them, and a baseball cap over his costume. Pinkie decided to wear what she was wearing when she first appeared on Earth, along with a parka.

"Are we going to watch wrestling or something?" Deadpool said, looking at his shirt, "I know it's a cliché joke, but I honestly do not remember buying this... at all."

"And I don't remember how I got into these clothes," Pinkie responded, "Which reminds me, why is everybody here wearing clothes? Usually clothes back home are for fashion."

"Well, there's a little thing called, er, Anti-Nudism," Deadpool explained. "Usually, people are discomforted when one's bare self is presented to everyone else. Even if they're only wearing underpants. Occasionally, we get the uncommon streaker, but that's kinda weird, and it's freaking cold without clothes.

"Oh, right," Pinkie said, sort of understanding, "It is kinda chilly. Do these humans at least party?"

"Of course they do. But most of them are after hours, really loud, and so out of hand that bad things happen, and they have to call the police in."

"Well, maybe I should organize a party here, Pinkie Pie style!"

"Yeah... I'm gonna call you something else..." Deadpool said, "There's a lotta bronies who'll think either that you're crazy or that they're crazy since they'll obviously think they're in a fan-fiction where human Pinkie Pie goes to planet Earth."

"Okie dokie!" Pinkie said, "Call me... Andrea Libman!"

{Uhm.}

"Or err... what are you, a superhero?" Pinkie asked.

"No. Mercenary. Frequent anti-hero. I said that." Deadpool explained.

"Well... since I can't think up a human name... besides that one, call me... Lady Deadpool, your sidekick!"

"We already have a Lady Deadpool from another dimension... and our comic was cancelled. STOP BRINGING UP BAD MEMORIES." Deadpool spontaneously yelled.

"What about... Surprise?" Pinkie asked.

[Can you fly?]

{No, she can't.}

[Then she can never be Surprise.]

Give Ponky time, yellow box. Or at least other fanfic writers some time to give him some time.

"It'll do." Deadpool said, shrugging.

*Thwip*

The WWE logo of Deadpool's shirt was now covered in webbing. Pinkie looked at it curiously.

"Expect a fight scene in three, tw-"

*Thwip Thwip*

Two lines of webbing were now attached to Deadpool. He felt the webs being tugged, and as he looked into the distance, he saw a familiar spandex-wearing hero aiming a double kick towards him.

"One." Deadpool finished, before being kicked to the ground by Spider-Man.

"I wasn't even doing anything bad." Deadpool complained on the ground, before standing up.

"Doesn't matter, Nick Fury thinks you were at some secret meeting that S.H.I.E.L.D found out about." Spider-Man said back.

"Er. Why was I never informed of this?" Deadpool asked.

"Well, that's what I'm here to find about, Deadpool," Spider-Man said, before looking to Pinkie. "You might wanna step outta the way, ma'am."

"I might, but I don't!" Pinkie replied with a grin on her face.

"...Err... right. Seriously, you might get hurt." He said, trying to reason with her.

"I might, but I might not! Now, you two have a little fight scene, and I'll go bring some popcorn!"

Spider-Man was dumbfounded. He looked to Deadpool.

"Is she your sister from crazy-town or something? Her weird speaking resonating in my brain reminds me of you. Except less gravelly."

"I went dimension-hopping, I guess..." Deadpool said, shrugging. "Remember that comic series where I had a team of me's from other dimensions?"

"No." Spider-Man replied, shaking his head.

"Well... it's kinda like that," Deadpool said, "Which is probably also why you thought I was at that swap meet."

"Villain meet." Spidey corrected.

"Whatever, I never liked fleas." Deadpool retorted.

"I got the popcorn!" Pinkie says, now holding two boxes of popcorn, with her arms wrapped around them. "Am I holding these right?"

"I get the feeling you're lying, Deadpool." Spider-Man accused.

"I get the feeling you're voiced by Drake Bell who spoofed you in Superhero Movie, Spider-Man." Deadpool accused. "Seriously, though, good series so far, you remind me of me."

Pinkie started walking around, asking people if they had CD players with them.

"And who is that?" Spider-Man asked, pointing to her.

"Oh, her?" Deadpool began, "That's Andrea Libman."

"Doesn't look like Andrea Libman."

"But how do you know Andrea Libman?"

"She's the- she was on X-Files." Spider-Man said uncertainly.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...I'll let it slide, because I recently found out Weasel was one of you fellas. That there is the human Pinkie Pie."

"...Er. What?" Spidey was confused, mostly by how Deadpool knew of the colourful magical things he (as Peter Parker) searched on occasionally (Blame goes to Flash Thompson), but also how he managed to get one of the characters from that show to here.

"I blame Weasel." Deadpool said. "And Author, for thinking this thing up."








{Suddenly, Pinkie Pie.}

"Hi, Featherweight! I didn't know you found your way here too!" Pinkie said to Spidey.

Spidey looked as if he was about to faint from this. Deadpool, deciding Spidey had lost enough manliness points, decided to let him keep his reputation as Spider-Man, instead of Spider-Boy, and promptly punched him in the face so he fell unconscious faster.

"To be continued." Deadpool said.

But I was enjoying writing this!

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To be continued... in the next issue... ffggh.

{I know what'll cheer you up.}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LHe8dbI2dk

*Has left the room by now*

{Lulz}

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