[See the new romance tag? Gonna start shipping the fuck out of a few ponies and non ponies eventually.]

"So, where are we going now?" Lyra asked, trotting beside our hero as they walked down the street.

"Lawl I dunno." Spiderman answered.

"Wanna get some lunch with that money you got from Twilight?" the mint colored mare asked.

Our hero shrugged. "Why the fuck not?"

While Lyra and Spiderman started walking down the street, where the nearest Mcdonalds was (yes, Equestria has Mcdonalds; it also has Walmart's and Denny's... I don't know how), Discord watched high above in the clouds, snickering at our heroes antics.

"This is just perfect!" Discord said to himself, snickering uncontrollably. Ever since he left Fluttershy's cottage, he has been observing Spiderman. He even watched as he rutted that whores brains out. Discord hated to admit it, but the human was doing almost as good of a job as he would when causing chaos, even if Spiderman caused chaos in a more... subtle manner.

Suddenly, Discord's attention was pulled away from our hero when he felt something land on the cloud he was lounging around on. The embodiment of chaos looked over his shoulder and spotted Queen Chrysalis, the former leader of the changelings. After her failure in Canterlot, she was overthrown and exiled, left to roam the Earth alone without purpose.

Until now.

"Ah, young Chrysalis! It's a pleasure to meet you, my Queen." Discord said, before grasping one of the Queens forehooves and kissing it gingerly.

"The pleasure is all mine. Your escapades against the ponies have truly served as an inspiration for my own." Chrysalis said, pulling her hoof away from the draconequus,

Discord smiled mischievously. "Well, I certainly enjoyed watching your drones practically wipe out the Equestrian Royal Guard without breaking a sweat from my stone imprisonment. Though, I must say, the fact that a group of six teenage mares without any combat training managed to take out over a hundred of your drone in hoof-to-hoof combat is quite surprising." Discord stated.

A low chuckle escaped the changelings lips. "It surprised me as well. Doesn't make much sense, does it?"

"No, not at all. Stupid writers." Discord commented, as the two villains shared a knowing glance.

"Anyways... I got your little... telepathic message yesterday, Discord. You said you had an offer." Chrysalis stated.

"That I did. But, I am not ready to tell you about it yet, my Queen. For now, I think we could both use each others company. Besides, I think you'll enjoy observing this human far more than my little offer." Discord said, motioning the changeling to take a seat beside him. Reluctantly, the Queen scooted over to the draconequus's side and looked up the side of the cloud, which was floating only about fifteen feet off the ground.

"A little low, don't you think?" the Queen commented.

"Shhhh girl," Discord said in what we know as a stereotypical black accent, "they can't see us."

"How do you know?" she asked.

"Magic." the draconequus responded with a casual roll of the eyes.

Chrysalis decided to drop the topic and examine what the cloud was floating over. Under the cloud was a pony that she recognized as one of the bridesmaids at the wedding, named Lyra if she remembered correctly. Walking with her, however, was a strange bipedal creature, with either red skin or clothing. She really couldn't tell.

"What am I looking at, Discord?" Chrysalis asked.

"That, my young Queen, is a human named Spiderman. He has super powers." Discord responded.

"What kind of superpowers?" the Queen asked.

"Spider powers." Discord answered.

"That's stupid."

"Tell me about it."

While Queen Chrysalis and Discord observed from above, Spiderman and Lyra walked into Ponyville's Mcdonalds, blissfully ignorant of the fact that they were being watched.

Spiderman walked up to the register was and looked at the menu. Same shit as back home.

"I'll take a big mac." Spiderman said to the colt manning the register.

"YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!" the colt manning the register asked eagerly. To our hero, he appeared to be on something. Likely a mixture of crack cocaine and crystal meth.

"Ew. No. God no. Your fries suck." our hero said.

"Well fuck you too sir! How about you ma'am?" the colt manning the register asked the mint colored unicorn.

"I'll take some of them chicken nug-"

"YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!" the colt manning the register asked once again, interrupting our heroes companion. Angered by the fact that someone else was being a dick to his friends (because only Spiderman can be a dick to his friends), our hero stepped forward and shot web at the colts mouth, effectively shutting him up. He then took the receipt and slammed the bits in front of the register.

Like a boss.

In the back corner of the Mcdonalds, Discord and Queen Chrysalis sat at one of the booths, wearing very elaborate disguises (not really; it was painfully obvious who they were, but no one really give a flying fuck about them).

"You see?" Discord asked, "the way he does things just has a subtle chaotic nature to it. Overtime, he can literally change the personality of pony. In one day, he changed Fluttershy from a shy, timid pussy to an outgoing lover of fun, who could probably rival Pinkie Pie in acts of randomness at the moment."

"I see." Chrysalis said, before levitating an uneaten burger away from an unsuspecting pony and pulling it over to her, ungracefully taking a bite out of it. She looked at the burger for a couple seconds, before looking back at Discord, who was fiddling with a strange device.

"What's that?" the Queen asked.

"Oh, this?" Discord asked, motioning to the strange contraption, "it's something called an MP3 player. I stole it from the human universe the last time I was free."

"Oh?" This got the Queen very curious. "What does it do?"

"Put this in your ear and find out." Discord instructed, holding out a pair of what looked like earmuffs to the changeling. Reluctantly, she picked it over her telekinesis and placed it over her ears. The moment she places the earmuff like contraption over her ears, a song began to play.

"What is this?" Chrysalis asked.

"'The Boss' by someone named James Brown. I must admit, he is by far one of my favorite human artists." Discord responded, humming along to the tune.

"I like it." the changeling mused, moving her body every so slightly to the songs rhythm.

"I know you do." Discord stated, sitting back in his chair and relaxing.