[Short chapter, because fuck you guys. I don't give a fuck. Lawl.]

The loud blaring music instantly dampened as Disco closed the door behind him, though the music's beat was still hearable.

"Princess, we got guests!" Disco shouted upstairs as he, Discord, and Chrysalis made there way up the stairs.

"Who is it?!" a feminine voice shouted back from up the stairs.

"It's a surprise, my pretty little flower!" Disco shouted back.

"Pretty little flower?" Discord asked with a smirk.

"We all have pet names for our lover, cousin. I remember your pet name for that Eris chick. Very cheesy, much cheesier than 'my pretty little flower'."

A goofy grin spread across Discord's face. "Let's not go into the past in front of current company." he said, motioning to the former queen that was behind them.

A hearty laugh escaped Disco's lips. "Suit yourself, cousin!"

As the trio finished climbing the surprisingly tall stairwell, they turned the corner and walked into Disco's pad, a well funished room that overlooked the entire club, complete with a bar, high quality leather furniture, multiple trippy paintings, and a queen sized bed. Sitting at the bar was a Changeling much like Queen Chrysalis, but slightly smaller and light blue mane color.

"So who is it, darlin- Chrysalis?!" the princess exclaimed in shock upon spotting her older sister. Chrysalis soon found herself tackled to the floor by her younger sister, who was sporting a shit eating grin as she looked down at her.

"In the words of my friend Spiderman... I like where this is going." Discord said, earning a glare from Chrysalis and confused glances from Disco and Syphilis.

"Who's Spiderman?" Princess Syphilis asked.

"You have friends?" inquired Disco.

Discord ignored Disco's question and opted to answer the princesses's question. "Spiderman is a human with spider powers, who-"

"Hold on? Spider powers?" the Changeling princess asked.

"Yes. Spider powers." Discord answered.

"That's fucking stupid." Syphilis said.

"That's what I said." commented Chrysalis.

"Tell me something I don't know, princess." Discord said with a roll of his eyes, "anyways, Spiderman is pretty much causing more chaos than I ever had, but in a more subtle manner."

"How so?" Disco asked, now intrigued by this 'Spiderman'.

"Are you familiar with the Element of Kindness, cousin?" asked Discord.

"Of course. As the Element of Funk, I must be familiar with all the other elements. All two hundred and sixty nine of them." Disco said.

"Then you are aware of how much of a timid pussy the Element of Kindness is, right?" Discord inquired.

"Who isn't?" sneered Chrysalis.

Disco ignored her. "Yeah, I'm aware of how much of a fuckin pussy she is. Where are you going with this, cousin?" he asked.

"In one day, Spiderman's mere presence around her turned her from the timid pussy we know her as into a vulgar, outgoing party maniac, who doesn't give a fuck about anything. I witnessed her singing a song about bitches, hoes, and clothes, and flipping off a Royal Guard. He literally changes a ponies personality, and as far as I can tell, it's permanent."

"That's pretty legit." Syphilis commented.

"It is." Discord agreed, "now, how about that drink?"

Meanwhile, Chuck Norris sat upon his golden throne up in heaven, watching the Chappelle Show.

"Fuck yo coach, nigga, fuck yo coach!" exclaimed Rick James as he jumped up and down on a couch, ruining it with his dirty shoes.

"Man... black people are so funny..." Chuck Norris commented.

"I got the money lawl!" Spiderman called out to Fluttershy as he walked out of the vault, a duffel bag filled with golden bits stapped over his back.

"...yay..." Fluttershy cheered, as she put a bullet into the final snooty rich pony, who was just insulting Fluttershy's choice of ski mask only seconds ago.

Literally, all of these snooty rich ponies died because they don't know a thing about self-moderation. They can't keep their fucking snooty mouths shut.

"Lawl they all dead." commented Spiderman as he and Fluttershy made their way out of the bank...

...only to get tackled by four Royal Guards, beaten to a pulp, pepper sprayed, and tased repeatedly.

And Spiderman didn't give a single fuck.

Meanwhile, Gaston's dick gave out after popping five viagras.