[Authors Note - Sorry about the late chapter. I went on leave and spent a few days doing research in a mental asylum, as I have a new idea for a story.]

The BLU Scout shook his head rapidly as he and our hero stepped out of the portal.

“Ah! God damn!” the Scout exclaimed, falling to his knees and pressing his palms against the side of his head as he screamed out in pain, “God damn, that hurts!”

“Lawl you'll live.” Spiderman said.

The Scout opened his eyes and looked up at the two horses standing over him. “Yo, are these our rides?” the Scout asked.

“Ah beg yer pardon?” Applejack asked, glaring at the scrawny Bostonian. Luna blushed heavily, while Spiderman fell back, laughing his ass off.

“Woah! Talking horses! Fuckin sweet, man.” the Scout exclaimed.

“Who are you calling a horse!?” Luna demanded.

“But you are a horse.” Spiderman pointed out.

“How dare ya call the princess a horse! Who do ya think ya are?!” Applejack demanded, pushing our hero back.

“I'm Spiderman. Fuck you." Spiderman said, flipping the cowpony the bird.

Applejack jumped forward and attempted to pounce on our hero, but found herself stopped midair, surrounded by a dark blue aura.

"Dear Applejack, is that really how you should treat a friend for speaking his mind? Remember, Equestria is now a free nation, as we no longer have to deal with Celestia's tyrannical rule."

"Merica'!" the Scout chirped

"That's what's up." Spiderman said.

"Now, how about we ditch the city, and head back to Ponyville?" Luna suggested.

"Lawl k." Spiderman said, shrugging. Upon hearing this, Luna summoned a portal and ran through it, immediately followed the our hero, the Scout, and Applejack.

"Have you ever experienced the feeling of too much chaos in the world, my queen?" Discord asked, as he and the former changeling queen sat in a fancy cafe across the street from their penthouse.

"No, I can't say I have. In fact, I don't think anyone has. You're the only one here who can detect levels of chaos, you dumbass." Chrysalis hissed, before taking a large bite out of her club sandwich.

Discord rolled his eyes at the young Changeling. No, I'm not joking. The fucking Embodiment of Chaos just rolled his eyes at Chrysalis. The world must really be in chaos right now. "Well, it's like the equivalent of having a really bad headache."

"Oh? Do you think sex could cure it like a real headache?" Chrysalis asked, doing her best bedroom eyes.

"...to quote my dear friend Spiderman... I like where this is going." Discord said.

“Woah man, check out that horse!” the Scout exclaimed, pointing at a Pegasus with a rainbow mane flying around in the air.

“Pony.” Luna corrected.

“Whatever.” the Scout said, waving off the princess, which really rustled the Lunar Princesses jimmies.

“Think she's a lesbian? Not like I give a fuck.” Spiderman asked.

“Nah, Rainbow ain't a lesbian. Trust me, Ah've tried to get with er'.” Applejack stated, her cheeks turning a light shade of pink.

“Dat's hot.” our hero commented.

“I wanna find out.” the Scout said, before turning his attention back to this 'Rainbow', “Yo Skittles!”

“Who are ya callin Skittles?!” Rainbow demanded, looking down and spotting a strange, scrawny bi-pedal creature standing there, looking up at her.

“I am! You got a problem with that?!” the Scout asked. This really rustled the rainbow ponies jimmies.

“Yeah I got a problem with that!” Rainbow shouted angrily, diving down towards the scout and stopping inches from his face, before shoving her snout against his nose, “you want to fight about it?!”

The Scout simply laughed. “I don't even know where to start with you! Do you even know who you are talkin' to?” he asked.

"Wha-"

"D-do you have any idea- ANY idea who I am?" the Scout asked.

“No, I-”

"Basically,kind of a big deal.” the Scout stated nonchalantly, “and buddy... I hurt people. I'm like a force of nature, and you if you were where I was from, you'd be dead.”

The Pegasus continued hovering in front of the BLU, glaring daggers at him. Suddenly, her features lightened and she landed in front of the Scout. “You're pretty chill, dude.” she said,

“You too, Skittles. Yo, I got a question for ya.” the Scout stated, extended a clenched fist out to the pony. After a few seconds, the pony got the gist of what he wanted and bumped her hoof into his fist. Yes, this is the first brohoof/brofist between a human and a pony ever in history.

“Alright, shoot.” Rainbow said.

“Um... do you taste like rainbow?” the Scout asked her.

“What?” she asked, looking around suspiciously before leaning in to whisper in the Scout's ear, “did Applejack put you up to this?”

“No, I just wanna taste the rainbow. You know, like in the freakin commercials.” the Scout said in an innocent voice.

“TASTE THE RAINBOW.” a deep voice rumbled in the distance.

While the Scout and Rainbow talked, our hero managed to sneak away from the ponies and his friends and made his way to Fluttershy's cottage.

"Lawl takin' back my story." Spiderman said, creeping his way up the dirt road leading to Fluttershy's cottage.

“Time for num nums, Angel.” Fluttershy said, timidly scooting a bowl of assorted fruits and vegetables in front of the snow white rabbit. He glared at the yellow Pegasus, the glanced down at the food, and then stick his tongue out, pushing the meal away as his face turned an unnatural shade of green.

“Oh..., please eat it Angel. Please? For me?” Fluttershy pleaded, her eyes glistening with tears. However, the little asshole slapped her across the face and kicked the bowl over, spilling the assorted vegetables and fruits all over the floor.

Then, Fluttershy's eye twitched. She stomped her hoof on the floor hard enough to make the ground shake as she looked down at the little snow white rabbit with an angry glare. “Alright, you little shit. You don't want to eat the food I slave over to cook for you? Then you need to get the fuck out of my house. Right now, you little asshole!”

Angel stood there with a face that expressed that he pretty much didn't give a fuck as he promptly flipped the butter yellow Pegasus the finger.

In response, Fluttershy ran past the bunny and opened the door, before running back in front of the bunny and picked up a bright orange combat shotgun that was leaning up against the wall, before aiming it at Angel. “You want to play that way? OKAY! Say hello to my little friend!” she exclaimed, cocking the shotgun and pulling back the trigger. The shotgun discharged, and a beanbag round shot out right at the rabbit, hitting him square in the head and sending him flying out of the cottage. He continued to fly, before crashing into the ground beside our hero, Spiderman.

“Lawl he dead.” Spiderman mused, as kicking the bunnies corpse aside and making his way up to Fluttershy's cottage. Fluttershy sat on her couch, loading a fresh beanbag round into her shotgun.

“Hay.” Spiderman greeted.

“Oh!” Fluttershy squeaked, before leaning her beanbag shotgun up against the couch, “well hello, Spiderman.”

“He dead lawl.” Spiderman stated, taking a seat beside the butter yellow Pegasus.

“Oh, I know... lawl...” Fluttershy said with a timid smile

“He was a little asshole.” our hero said.

“Um... no shit Sherclop.” he said, as she lay her head on our heroes lap, sighing contently.

“I like where this is going.” Spiderman said.

“Me too.” Fluttershy stated.

“That's what's up.”