“So what are we gonna do?” Discord asked, as he and Chrysalis hovered high above Ponyville, dropping water balloons on the towns inhabitants. Chrysalis honestly hated taking part in such immature activities, but she wanted Discord to feel better. Besides, she loved causing the ponies misery and suffering.

“Oh shit, I'm fucking wet!” someone, who sounded like Fluttershy, but Chrysalis couldn't be sure, called out angrily as a water balloon hit home. This sent Discord into hysterics, much like his old self.

“I don't know. Perhaps it's just that these ponies are used to your chaos. Maybe we should go somewhere else.” Chrysalis suggested, using her telekinesis to drop three more water balloons. The balloons dropped at terminal speed, exploding violently as they hit the ground, sending ponies scattering.

“Ah! What an excellent idea, my dear queen.” Discord complemented, before teleporting in front of her and taking her in his arms, hugging her tightly like she was a teddy bear, “I know the perfect place where we could go!”

“Where?” she asked weakly, barely holding back a screech of pain, as Discords hug was crushing her ribcage.

“Shhhh! It's a surprise. Close your eyes, dear!” Discord instructed. The changeling rolled her eyes before closing her eyelids shut.

After a few seconds, Discord instructed her to open her eyes. Her eyelids fluttered open, and she found herself hovering a clustered group of hundreds of skyscrapers, apartment buildings, and other buildings.

“Where are we?” Chrysalis asked, managing to squirm her way out of Discords grasp.

“Where are you, you ask? Why we are in Manehattan, of course!” Discord proclaimed.

Spiderman fled the Mcdonalds, fearing that the mob would be after him for striking down the cashier for asking him, “WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, BITCH?!” But our hero was sure that even the mob that owned the Mcdonalds would agree their fries taste like absolute shit.

“Why the fuck did you do that?!” Princess Luna demanded as she and Applejack galloped after Spiderman.

“Lawl I dunno!” Spiderman shouted back, and he extended his arm out and shot a stream of web out of it. The web shot across the street and attached to a nearby apartment building, allowing the Spiderman to swing across the street and up into the air. He detached from his web and shot into the sky, landing on top of the apartment building. Seconds later, Luna landed beside him, with Applejack lying on her back.

"What do ya think ya are doin, Spidey?!" Applejack demanded as she hopped down from Luna's back, "ya can't just goin around hittin ponies like that!"

"Nigga, you can't tell me what to do. I'm Spiderman!" Spiderman retorted.

"Oh yeah, well-"

"Hold up!" Spiderman called out, "my spidey senses are tingling." Seconds after saying this, Spiderman rushed over to the edge of the building and looked over the edge. In the alley, there was what our hero guessed was a teenaged female horse surrounded by a group of rough looking stallions dressed in black.

Our hero glanced to his right and noticed Applejack looking down as well.

"Do you see this shit, Applejack?" Spiderman asked.

"Eeyup." Applejack responded with a disgusted scowl.

"We must do something!" Luna proclaimed.

"Ya'll don't say?!" Applejack stated sarcastically, earning a glare from the princess.

"...alright, here's the plan. We-"

"Alright guys, let's do this! Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooooooooooooy Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!" Spiderman bellowed at the top of his lungs as he jumped off the top of his roof.

"Oh mah Celestia he just jumped in." Applejack stated.

"STICK TO THE PLAN! STICK TO THE PLAN!" Luna shouted down at Spiderman. Before Luna could say anything, Applejack jumped onto Luna's back.

"Go!" Applejack bellowed. Luna nodded and jumped off the roof, gliding down after Spiderman.

"Celestia dammit Spiderman... Celestia dammit! Spiderman, you are so stupid!" Luna shouted as they fell down towards the ground together.

"At least I got the chicken lawl." Spiderman said, as they landed in front of the rough looking horses approaching the lone teenager.

"Hay."