Ch.92

“It was fun at first, but this got boring three waves in.” I huffed from my seat on Bryan’s right shoulder, which had become my preferred place to be in this situation. It’s not like the hunk can even feel my weight.

“This is nothing besides a distraction, we need to push. Otherwise we’re not saving anything.” Bryan said before he rallied everyone and rammed his way through the hoard. “Keep up and don’t fall behind!” He shouted while trampling the monsters too slow or stupid to move out of the way. He had to pace himself because he was faster than most, despite his heavy armor. Being bigger means taking bigger strides when walking or running.

“I know that. It’s just, I was expecting a field boss or something, not endless waves of fodder.” I chuffed and casually kicked a leg forward, sending a Kutting Kick air blade slicing through a line of monochrome goblins. Damn you EA for your shitty and lazy attack names! At least reference One Piece since this is clearly just a clone of Rankyaku! “I’m bored~! Make it interesting!”

“Level 100 really is a whole new game.” Naotsugu sweatdropped with a bemused grin while he kept several kobolds from getting at the healers. “I mean, these monsters are all level 90+ and only half of us are even level 95.”

“I’ve fought a fucking god! Unless it can blow up a continent with a punch, I’m overqualified!” I growled and leaped off of Bryan’s shoulder. “Roasting Chestnuts~!” I roared and began launching rapid-fire fists everywhere, which was not an attack in the game. No, this was me using my own skills, enhanced by my video game logic body and powers.

Half of the enemies died just from that and I think I was unintentionally using my Martial Aura, since I had DBZ-like effects such as my clothes billowing in a nonexistent wind and small rocks levitating near me. I turned and looked at my group to see everyone gawking besides Bryan, who just had a feral grin and a naughty gleam to his eye. “Okay. That wasn’t an attack.”

“Yes it was! Think outside of game mechanics!” I screamed and then leaped at the remaining enemies, who were temporarily stunned by Martial Aura and became more sacks of fake meat for me to obliterate with my bare hands, feet and tail.

“Sad thing is I missed out on marrying that woman, but I can live with that since we’re still close.” I heard Bryan boast and I felt happy, which made my attacks even more powerful than with rage.

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Oh thank fuck, we’re finally here. It’s been hours of constant fighting. I can go forever, but that doesn’t mean I want to. Mental exhaustion is a whole different beast. The fact there was an actual honest-to-god moonbase up here didn’t surprise me. What did was that there was nobody here.

“Anybody brought a map for this place?” Bryan asked with a rumble, not looking fatigued in the slightest.

“I do!” Roe2 announced as she summoned said map of the sprawling complex that was designed for an airless environment in spite of the clearly atmosphere-retaining moon. “I can guide us through to the command center, which has both the rocket manifest and the warp gate.”

“This was intended to be the starting point of players coming to The Moon to adventure and colonize it. If we can secure this place, we’ll be able to further seek the source of the worldwide Sleep Spell.” Shiroe declared and we entered the place. There were no monsters within, no defenses, nothing. “This is a combat free zone. I don’t think the Genius can allow so many monsters to ignore such restrictions. The Genius themselves, however…”

“We’d better be prepared for some of them. What should we expect?” I asked from where I walked alongside Bryan since I was no longer able to ride on his shoulder with the ceiling being too low. Plus, the top of his helmet nearly touched it.

“Anything from an especially powerful and wily goblin to a titanic boss monster smashing the complex.” Shiroe dourly intoned and most of the group gulped nervously before we reached the obvious command center. “Alright, let’s get the rocket system and warp gate running. The sooner we have an endless tide of reinforcements, the sooner we can save Theldesia.”

“So, what needs to be done first?” Bryan questioned as we all looked around the command center, only for Shiroe to sit down and suddenly turn everything on with a few button presses. “That’s it?”

“I was being trained on operating the code for the system, possibly even being hired as a SysAdmin. I was part of the near-Alpha Beta Testers who helped fix bugs, not just playtest. Besides, JAXA designs their systems for pilots, not scientists.” We all looked at Shiroe incredulously and he blushed. “I wanted to be a pilot when I was younger…”

“Welp! I think we’re done here! Unless Menu-.” I was interrupted by a klaxon blaring. You called, sexy? You! What have you been doing with my avatar? Why, enjoying the sexiest person on the planet and also using it as a basis for future upgrades to character models. You perv! You could’ve at least asked first! I was going to, but you left while I was busy with the events set in motion. Celestia is a delight to speak to.

“Oh, goodie. Fuckwit’s back online.” Bryan chimed in since he could also hear him. “Building yourself a physical body in order to get into Meen-Rei’s pants?” None of your business. “That’s what I thought. Not that I blame you, but remember; I can kill you with words alone. So don’t test me. After this, I want answers and you better give them.” Careful Bryan, your Daveness is showing.

“You two can wave your dicks around later. Are we done here?” I asked in exasperation. Whatever, so Menu screws my avatar when I’m not around, big whoop. So long as I don’t have to deal with consequences, he can do whatever he wants.

“About that. You can leave now, but the Worldwide Sleep is still ongoing. The Adventurers are stretched thin protecting the defenseless Earthlings. I can only do so much. Destroy the focus array at Mare Tranquillitatis the Genius have corrupted. It will unfortunately end the convenience of Daves resurrecting at Cathedrals, but opening this hub will mitigate the inconvenience and also open more long-distance travel options.”

That time, Menu spoke over the base’s intercom and all the locals looked horrified at the idea of endangering their ability to respawn at all. “Hey, if it means preventing the Genius from destroying the world, isn’t it worth losing the convenience of respawning in town?” Naotsugu nervously spoke up and the others all reluctantly agreed.

“So, who’s going to pull the trigger?” Bryan asked the adventurers and Krusty, the handsome bulky man who wore armor just as massive as Naotsugu despite being a Berserker, nodded.

“If there’s anyone here who could shoulder the hate of all Adventurers, it would be me. Let them despise me, I’m one of the strongest Adventurers in all of Theldesia. I’ll relish the challenge.” Krusty’s glasses gleamed evilly.

“Win a war when the whole world is against you, by yourself, then we’ll see if you are. For now, destroy the array at Mare Tranquillitatis.” Bryan’s words dealt some damage to Krusty, but the berserker nonchalantly brushed off the verbal assault, ironically enough, from Berserker.

“I already have.” Krusty boasted with a manic gleam to his eyes before he walked out of the room. To be totally honest with myself: I’d bang him. Absolutely.

“So...I guess Krusty has it in hand?” I asked in confusion.

“Yes. It does not require more than one level 95 player to have the damage potential to destroy the support structure of the focus array. It is a sensitive structure. Thankfully, I have the blueprints, so it can be replaced when the Genius threat is dealt with. You can go home now if you want, the worst is over now that you’ve guided these Daves to victory.”

“Menu…” Bryan said with a low growl.

“Oh, right! Bryan, I stumbled upon something related to you. Here, I’ll play it. Also, happy birthday, Dave.”

After that little interaction, Menu brought up a video on one of the computers for us to watch. Unfortunately, most of it was static but the audio was clear enough. Sounded like a warzone from all the shooting and shouting going on-.

“Danny?” Bryan muttered as he recognized one of the voices. The picture started to clear up, showing a Halo Spartan in blue and white armor firing upon an Elite Zealot charging him. That’s where the video stops and the screen turns off. “...Let’s go home.”

“Okay. Alright, good luck everyone. We’re Logging Out. Don’t complain! We’re not even from your world!” I shouted before I pressed the button and was in the warp room with Brennie next to me. “So, not that I didn’t enjoy that to some degree, but I could use a trip to the spa, how about you?” I blinked and looked down. Right, I’m still in my nightwear.

“Yeah, sounds good.” She nodded her head since she looked worn out. “Well, at least the little bro is alive and kicking alien ass.” She and I left the warp room and I threw on a robe before we left the Temple of the Nine which housed the warp shrine and we started walking through Ponyville for the spa.

“I can barely remember my life before being Displaced the first time. I’m still having trouble remembering everything from before my second Displacement. I don’t know if I had family or close friends on Earth, but the loss I felt from my first Equestria hurts enough.” I confided in my friend. This is an old topic between us. “So, do you wanna get milked this time or not?”

“Yeah, I wanna be milked.” Brennie answered with a tired sigh. “If one of us gets the chance to meet Menu face-to-face, try to kill him.” A bit excessive, even if he does deserve it.

“Forget about him. He’s not worth it.” I really don’t want her thinking about that asshole all day. We kept our end for him and he kept his for her. “Your little brother is Displaced as a Spartan supersoldier. That’s cool, if sucky. I mean, the hardship and everything. At least he shouldn’t have to deal with physical gods getting in the way. Oh, wait. Hand milking or pumps?” Yes, the distinction was important so I knew what treatment to-. “Oh, male milking too or not?”

“Hm, hands and male milking too.” Brennie answered as I grinned naughtily at her.

“Oo~. Aloe and Lotus are gonna have fun today~.” I tittered and wrapped my arm around Brennie’s waist before we reached the spa. “Hello~ ladies! Two for a full Cream ‘n Cud treatment! Don’t skimp on the lotion~!” Aloe and Lotus, the identical yet color-swapped pink and soft blue mares perked up excitedly and put a ‘Premium Customer Booking’ sign on the front desk before hurrying us into the spa with giggles.

We passed the public area and they brought us to a more luxurious room with padded tables with sections that pulled apart for the especially endowed like Brennie and I. “Just get comfortable, Lotus and I will be back with the buckets~.” Aloe winked and hurried back out with her sister while Brennie and I stripped down and got on the tables.

The top section was easy to pull forward so we could rest our elbows on the front to let our heaving basketball boobs hang down for easy access and Brennie pulled apart the part at her waist before she moaned and let her delicious male organs hang out and she fed them into the table. “Mm, you sexy bitch. If we weren’t trying to relax, I’d just serve you myself.”

“Keep talking like that and I’ll take you up on it.” Brennie growled lustfully before Aloe and Lotus returned with as many buckets that they could carry at once. “You got here just in time, ladies. I was about to have Meen-Rei milk me and that’s not exactly as relaxing as it is tiring.”

“Yes, good thing. Now, first, we’re going to massage soothing scented oils into your scales and fur.” The two mares got naked, since this service was known to get rather messy, then they got next to each of us and started rubbing oil into us while pulling tension out of our muscles.

I melted into Aloe’s touch, the mare pulling tightness I was unaware of out of my weaponized body. The way she worked every muscle, even my ass, was incredible. Eventually she finished with my muscles and then she began running her hands down my tail. Oh~. Aloe is extra frisky today. Usually she starts with my breasts. “Do I have permission to use my mouth?”

“Fuck yeah.” I muttered and then moaned into the pillow of the headrest and I heard Brennie doing the same next to me. I looked at her to see Lotus sucking her off under the table and massaging her churning basketball-sized spunk bunkers with the bucket ready. I hissed and then groaned as I felt my relaxed orgasm arrive. Aloe gulped it down before using a bucket.

“Uhn~! You really know how to treat a girl~!” Brennie panted before I heard her massive cum reserves explode into Lotus’s mouth. The mare swallowed for longer than Aloe did mine, her belly swelling with seed before she finally relented and started using buckets. The sisters stroked us, prolonging our orgasms until we each filled a few buckets and they let us relax.

Once they dumped the semen in the special drain at the back of the room, they put fresh buckets under our breasts and then did a light rub-down on our backs again before they went to milk our breasts. I moaned along with Brennie as the mares used their masterful hands to stroke, knead and tug the sap and milk from our bosoms.

The mares did this until they had at least six buckets from each of us and then they took the buckets out of the room to bottle for resale. It’s what made this treatment so affordable despite how intimate it was. It wasn’t even over yet, however. The twins returned promptly and helped us turn over, using the male opening on the table for my tail.

Aloe started massaging my front starting at my face. She quickly removed any pretenses and suckled my left nipple while still massaging me. I breathed deeply, enjoying the pleasure and relaxing attention. I looked over at Brennie and saw Lotus putting a condom over Brennie’s cock. Whoa. We didn’t order that! Lotus climbed atop Brennie and moaned as she lowered.

“L-ladies. What’s the occasion?” I asked while keeping my hands to myself. One thing I’ve learned over months of spa treatments is; no matter what the masseuse/masseur is doing to you unless you strongly object, hands-off.

“Mm~. We just want to show our appreciation for your regular business. Brennie is also an absolute treat to have here and we want to give her plenty of incentive to come back more often.” Aloe purred before she started massaging down my stomach and I groaned when she pressed into my internal testicals.

“Oh~.” Brennie let out a submissive moan as Lotus gyrated on her cock while also massaging her front. Lotus, like Aloe, wasn’t particularly buxom or possessing foal-bearing hips. Her slim body made Brennie’s massive cock press out her stomach so tightly that it almost looked like Lotus was a light blue blow-up doll woefully undersized for the dicking she was receiving.

I gasped when Aloe parted the bottom half of my table, stirrups coming up to hold my ankles still while they split my legs open, exposing my puddling pussy to Aloe. I looked between my tits as the pink minx got on her knees and she looked at me with smokey eyes before she began massaging my inner thighs and her mouth went for my quim. “Ah~. Oh~!”

Aloe wasn’t stopping there, though. She stroked my tail and then produced a condom she pulled up a quarter of my tail before feeding me to her own vagina. The entire time, she did not stop providing cunnilingus. I joined Brennie in panting and moaning submissively as these expert mares worked us over. Soon, we both grunted, our abs clenching and we delivered a surge of cum into the waiting condom-shielded wombs of the twin sisters.

They paused and spasmed in their own orgasms as they were filled, the skinny mares looking quite pregnant just on the enchanted rubbers forced to fill their uteruses. “Uhn~...I needed that. Thanks for the lovely session, ladies.” Aloe panted and winked at me, but Lotus just moaned and ground her petite ass against Brennie’s baby batter factories. “Now, now, Lotus. We had an agreement not to get bred by customers.”

“Guh~. Sorry. Brennie’s balls are still churning. I want to milk her more. Sorry, dear.” Lotus apologized to Brennie and patted the dracowolf’s delicious sack full of fecund semen. “I hope I didn’t ruin the relaxation part of the treatment.” Lotus then tried to pull off, but she gave up quickly. “Oof. I’m so full and tired. Can I have some help dismounting this stallion?”

Lotus winked at Brennie and rubbed her swollen belly that was rather modest for an ejaculation from Brennie, even having been milked into several buckets beforehand. “That was amazing~.” The birthday girl said, panting for breath as she laid there. “I’ve had incredible sex, but the massage was a real treat. Thanks, Lotus. I couldn’t have asked for a better birthday gift.”

“O-oh! It’s your birthday! Oh no! It’s your birthday!” Lotus and Aloe squealed fearfully and I belatedly realized why when the door burst in and the 8 foot wall of pink muscle, huge tits and ass in a baker’s gown still powdered with flour named Pinkamena Diane Pie had sparkles filling her eyes as her curly hair seemed to inflate with her manic energy!

“It’s somebody’s birthday~!” Pinkie grabbed Brennie and fled with her so fast, Lotus was left in midair for a split second before she fell to the table with a yelp, her cum-stuffed belly jiggling. Welp. I guess Brennie is going to be having a Party.

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“Aw, you know I love it when we have that treatment together.” Rarity pouted at me after I finished explaining what I did with my day upon returning home. “Actually, that reminds me. I missed my usual weekly treatment last week. I’ll have to double down on it this Loredas.”

“I don’t like this Menu thing, but I’m worried about Brennie.” Neethsi said as she painted on a canvas held by an easel. “You said Pinkie dragged her off, to where?”

“Obviously to a party.” Shade commented from where she was engaging some of our nieces and nephews in puzzle games. Their parents were both at work, so it fell to us as responsible family members to help care for the kids.

“If there’s anything left standing, I’d be thoroughly surprised. Brennie seems like the kind of person who would prefer isolation than to socialize.” Rarity commented before the door swung open and Brennie stumbled in, fully clothed and wobbly. “Ah! Are you okay, Brennie dear?”

“Too much cider.” Brennie grumbled and belched. “I can’t get drunk easily, but I can still get a sugar high. I was only there for an hour and Pinkie managed to wear me out. How does that mare have such power in nearly every dimension?” Brennie grumbled and slumped onto the couch next to Rarity since I’d taken the recliner.

“How did you manage to get out?” Neethsi questioned, considering that Pinkie Pie was a sapient force of nature from which there was usually no escape.

“I distracted her by siccing Dar-Jah and Pashja on her. The Honey Trap almost always works.” Brennie sighed and leaned into Rarity, who easily side-hugged our friend. “Despite the adventure souring things a bit, today’s been a pretty awesome birthday. Back home I have to dodge my siblings and wives all trying to do special things for me when I’d prefer to just relax.”

“Well, you’re welcome here, as always. Our home and loins are open to you.” Neethsi casually stated. “Now, how does it look?” Neethsi moved aside to reveal the incredible portrait of Brennie in armor with Princess Twilight on her arm and looking out over Ponyville from a balcony.

“Beautiful.” Brennie stated warmly and I closed my eyes. This life is wonderful.

The End.