Ch.89

Don’t kill them. Don’t kill them. They don’t respawn, don’t kill them… If I had hands I would be strangling them personally. Not helping! “I say, such exquisite bosoms! Why do you have your pet trussed up like an officer?” “Let me fucking do it!” I’m sorry not-Dave, I can’t let you do that. “That gets a pass because it’s really close to referencing the right scene.”

“What did he say?” Cadence asked me with a suspicious and displeased tone.

“He asked why you have your pet in a uniform.” I grumbled and Cadence promptly splashed her goblet of wine on the oaf and stormed away with me in a huff. “Damn entitled jackasses. They just had to come up with some excuse to make a political delegation into a damn ball.” They don’t even have ACDC’s Big Balls playing to make it enjoyable. The music is nice, don’t get me wrong, but it’s all classy and ‘better than thou’ to a point I’d rather not hear it.

“It’s the same everywhere, it seems. At least Duke Cowen touched base with us before letting us ‘enjoy’ the festivities. He’ll likely want a proper summit tomorrow.” Cadence said as she approached a group of ladies. “Meen-Rei, please introduce me.”

“Yes, Princess. Ahem. Hello, please welcome Princess Cadence. She tires of these boorish men unable to look past my breasts.” I declared and the ladies all tittered in shared understanding of the pigs we all had to deal with.

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Since I’m Cady’s translator, I don’t know how the meetings between Eastal and the Round Table are going, but things between Eastal and Equestria are going great. “I can’t believe that simply offering a transport service is enough to get this many agreements out of them.” I commented once we were in Cadence’s offered room.

“I can. I’m just surprised Aunt Tia didn’t consider it. Relations with the adventurers in the Isles would’ve improved much faster if we offered such a service before. Really, most of our pegasi are practically chomping at the bit for something to do. Our unicorns are learning as much as they can of this old yet new world while the earth ponies have no end of work to occupy their time, while the pegasi have been stuck waiting.” Cady huffed as she plopped onto the bed.

“I’m assuming it’s because while adventurers are blocked from using flight inside of city zones, Earthlings are not so restricted.” Shiroe is devious like that. While adventurers do have access to flight and other movement abilities, they can only be used when outside of a city. Just that one little thing is enough to make a pegasus transport service quite valuable.

“Indeed. It would cut the travel time immensely as well for flightless Earthlings. Such a shame that the warp gates adventurers once had have ceased to function. At least the one between Yamato and the Isles still exists.” Cadence kicked her odd yet stylish heels off of her hooves, which was impressive and also a bit genius in how they added surface area to her steps.

“Yeah, this was a w-what are you doing?” I asked with my face heating up even though nobody could see the flush. Cadence was outright tossing her blue dress off and was now in her bra, panties and garter belt with stockings. Wow this beauty is thicc and juicy.

“Getting comfortable. I’m through with meetings, I want to relax.” Cadence sighed and unclasped her bra, letting her soccer ball sized boobs bounce free with a note of relief before she freed her panties and stockings from the garter belt and began rolling the stockings off. “As soon as I’m out of these, I’m putting on casual wear with no undergarments.”

“Oh, okay. Sorry for getting flustered. I’m used to ladies undressing around me to mean I’m about to get laid.” I nervously informed my friend and she snorted in amusement as she kept undressing.

“Yes, I’m aware you’re not entirely female, so this was actually rather mean of me. Sorry. It’s easy to forget you’re half male with your body shape.” Cadence teased me before kicking her stockings off and then stood up to shimmy her panties down. “Could you help thread my tail out?” I took her beautiful purple, pink and yellow tail and helped pull it through the preposterously tiny hole at the top of the back of the panties.

“What’s the point of that? Can’t you just have it go under your dock?” I huffed with a displeased frown of my eyes at the tiny hole in the panties meant to feed a mare’s tail through.

“Yes and that is the common version. That, however, is a ‘proper’ panty that forces the dock to be raised prominently and displays a mare’s tail with more ease. Well, after forcing so much hair through such a tiny hole.” Cadence grumbled and I noticed that her tail was slightly lower than before. Huh. I just figured that was how mares here had their tails settle.

“Well, I’m glad my tail doesn’t need anything for that. If it’s raised, it’s either in excitement or something awesome is about to happen.” I huffed proudly. I may have originally been a fox, but being a reptile has been great to me. “Now, what do you want to do?”

“I have an invitation to a little afternoon tea with Princess Raynesia. Or, well, she’s not an actual princess, but as close as Eastal gets to having one. I may have assumed that you would be joining us.” Cadence smiled sheepishly before she bent over to fetch a simpler dress from the borrowed dresser. I groaned a little at the sight of her perfect heart-shaped ass being put on display. It’s the first time in over a month someone has been naked around me.

“Please remember I’m not strictly female.” I mewled and Cadence stood straight with a blush back at me, before she leered with a lustful grin and I gulped. “A-am I about to get some?”

“Hm, maybe. Not now, but perhaps later if I can get Shining in on it.” Cadence purred and went back to dresser diving, shaking her booty at me and I mewled as my tail tingled in arousal.

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“This girl stands no chance.” I whispered in Cadence’s ear with giddy amusement that she shared with me as Reynesia was subjected to the charms of Krusty, the adventurer who headed the Combat Guild D.D.D and was effectively the Round Table’s military general.

The tall blond young man was a force of charisma, practically filling the gazebo with his presence simply by being here. Reynesia was clearly instantly smitten a little with him and Cady’s matchmaking senses were tingling if the little hearts in her eyes meant anything.

“Oh, she wants him in her room now.” Cadence giggled, nudging my tail with a hoof. “I won’t even need to get involved, this man has chosen to seduce the dragon and she’s eagerly trying to gobble him up.” I chuffed in amusement, thankful that unless it was wanted, my tail wouldn’t feel like a pleasure point. “Perhaps we should excuse ourselves.”

“If it is alright with you two, Princess Cadence, Royal Advisor of Love, wishes to give you two privacy.” I said with teasing amusement and Reynesia blushed hotly while Krusty just seemed to get a gleam to his glasses while his charming smile widened a bit with amusement.

“You just gave him a hint it would work.” Cadence giggled after we got up. “I should touch base with some of the others around here.” I fled the gazebo with the alicorn, using my obscene movement speed to keep up with her flight and jumping across the castle like it was a parkour park. “You didn’t have to follow.” Cady giggled when I landed on the balcony of her room next to her.

“Well, I figured you needed a translator.” I cheekily replied. That was just an excuse to do something. Ever since I got here, it’s been waiting, milking, waiting, talking, waiting. Did I mention the waiting? This is the most fun I’ve had all month.

“Not anymore. I will be heading back to Equestria tomorrow to arrange for the first group of pegasus porters to come here and then begin setting up such a thing in the Isles. Knowing Aunt Tia, she’ll likely end up sending my future little sister and hero of the realm; Twilight Sparkle, as our liaison with Eastal.” Cady informed me and I felt a bit-whoa! “Meen-Rei! Why are you shining?!”

“I don’t know!” I was radiating with iridescent light and then it faded. Quest Complete! Whuh? You have helped secure an alliance between Equestria and Eastal. You no longer need to remain. You can go home and come back at any time, like the Daves used to be able to. Wait, hold on, you mean this isn’t even really my body?! No, it is an avatar of you, generated by me and Gaia to act as your presence here.

“Oh! I see. I guess you’re leaving now?” Cady asked sadly and I wondered how she understood what was going on. It may be some instinct Earthlings have regarding us alien visitors.

“Uh, I can, but I could stay.” I said before blinking. “Wait, this is an avatar, could I customize it?” Customization of an avatar can only be done through the cash shop. Curse you, EA! Besides, this was as close to your real body as we could manage. Even adding your species was a major challenge. Copyright with Bethesda and Microsoft and all that. Technically you’re an Argos, not an Argonian. Curse you, EA!

“No, don’t stay for my selfish desires. Besides, I have this odd feeling more of your kind will be showing up. Not of your specific species, but...it’s odd. Both exciting and unsettling.” Cadence stated with a serene expression.

Why waste the work on one person? As amazing as you are, the amount of effort put into selecting you, modeling your avatar and bringing you here was too much just for a single visitor. No. Now, entities similar to the Daves will be able to come and go, only much more Real this time. At least they’ll genuinely be visitors or proper immigrants this time instead of freeloading Daves.

“Well...okay. I’ll be back someday since I have the option of going home.” I winked at Cady and then brought up my menu to see a Log Out option was now available and I pressed-. I finished brushing my teeth and spat out the foam before rushing back into the bedroom. “I need a Token right fucking now!”

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“What should you make? Your first was a bow, but that doesn’t work now?” Shade questioned and I crossed my arms under my bust. “Right, the old world is dead and gone.”

“Can I send a punch?” I asked with a raised fist.

“A punch?” My lovers all asked and I nodded.

“I’m basically a Muscle Wizard. I cast fist!” I punched at the open window and a condensed shockwave blew outside. “So, can I make my token a metal fist that punches people to summon me?”

“Uh, sure.” Shade said before looking at Hermais, who was helping me. “Can she?”

“Well, Aunt Aventurine’s Token is a magic blue fire brazier that needs to be lit with either normal fire or contact with magic like from someone with similar energies to her. So there’s precedent to Tokens with summoning requirements, though why make the Token have to punch someone?” Hermais asked with an amused grin. “Nevermind, I get it. Punish them for summoning you immediately.”

“Yes, I don’t want a repeat of that.” I groaned. My tail and vagina were still needy, but this came first. “I’ll be sure to mention that to summon me, they must punch someone with the fist. Not a love tap, but a bruising strike at the least.”

“Then go ahead. I know plenty of people who would get a kick out of using your Token just for shiggles.” Heh, shits-n-giggles. I like that word.

I retrieved Hephestus and used an ingot of dwemer metal to form a metal fist the size of my actual fist and designed to look exactly like it. Then I ensured it had enough of my wrist to use it as a bludgeoning weapon. “I am Meen-Rei, The Atronach. If you wish to summon me, strike yourself or someone else with my fist.” I then threw the fist out the window and caught its return from behind me. “Oof, that smarts. Heh, maybe it’ll...hit...oh no.”

I fell through a portal and pouted as I appeared on my feet. “Ow~! What the fuck?! Ow! Why a fist of solid metal?! Didn’t the Displaced know that new Tokens tend to literally bombard the host Displaced out of nowhere?!” Gods damn it.

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I eventually returned after tons of summons. “Fucking damn it, Hermais! You knew that would happen, didn’t you?! Fix this!” I snarled with my now-regretted Token shaking at the cackling avian serpent.

“No backsies on this one! That’s too glorious! You had fun though, right?” Hermais asked and I huffed. Yes, I did. Watching the reactions of my summoners after they got smashed with an out-of-nowhere golden fist was fucking hilarious. Then the misadventures afterwards. I fought so many things! It all kinda blended together, so I can’t clearly remember what and how many.

I mean, one moment I’m fighting a vampire pony thing, then I’m wading through a mosh pit of pony zombies I’m immune to because of my Lycan Corprus, then I think I may have wrestled with a universe’s version of satan. “You’re not horny anymore.” Shade said with a giggle that my lovers shared.

“Hey, I get an incredible high of adrenaline from combat. I may not like killing, but fighting? Awesome. Now then, when’s our wedding?” I asked and Rarity squealed before she hugged me.

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“It's always nice to be at a wedding.” Vinnie sighed happily from the pew behind her and Brennie nodded in wordless agreement. “Such a shame Palu can’t come to this universe without risking the local pantheon going nuts as she overwhelms their system of magic just by existing.” Brennie huffed at that.

“If Palu wants to make something of this, she’ll have to wait until Meen-Rei visits her.” Brennie grumbled and hugged both Twilight and Nocturnal’s waists since they were seated on either side of her at the front pew. “Besides, Palu has enough issues, adding on another active lover to the list would worsen her life. The kids though? The kids would make her happy.”

“Has she met them yet?” Twilight asked her lover with curiosity.

“No.” Brennie shook her head with a sigh.

“Well, what gifts do you have for the wedding?” Nocturnal asked with a gesture to the table where the wedding gifts have been placed since the reception was being held here too.

“Not telling.” The sisters replied in unison, unwilling to give any hints.

“Oh, that big? Or is it small?” Nocturnal chuckled as Twilight rolled her eyes.

“Not telling.” They repeated.

“You’re no fun.” Nocturnal huffed as she crossed her arms. “When is this going to start?”

“Soon, so long as none of them are having second thoughts.” Brennie answered with a shrug.

“Hey there.” Applejack said when she sat in the pew next to them with Applebloom. The hyper-breasted Bloom had to squeeze in. “We just got done with everything in the field.”

“That’s great.” Brennie sighed and leaned on Twilight’s shoulder. “Good thing our children were born before the wedding.” Brennie brought up and Twilight smiled at the non-sequitur.

“Oh, they were!” Applejack said with a cheery smile at her friend, who sighed.

“Yes, they were. They’re a hassle though.” Twilight commented and Brennie snorted.

“They should be, they are foals and you were chock full of ‘em. At least yer mate’s relatives help take care of ‘em.” Applejack chuckled in amusement, since Twilight had a lot of babies.

“Definitely. If Cocoa didn’t show me so many tricks I would’ve been even more overwhelmed.” The Princess of Friendship huffed before she nuzzled Brennie, who giggled and returned the affection in kind. Nocturnal cooed while Vinnie smiled at the display of love.

“Applejack, her kids are a mix of wolves, dragons, ponies and whatever else Brennie is. They’re really rowdy whenever I see them.” Rainbow said when she landed next to Applebloom.

“Good thing the Trinity are mostly taking care of them. I don’t think Twilight would be able to keep up with the rascals.” Fluttershy commented when she and Discord sat next to Rainbow.

“Oh, really? They’re babysitting?” Pinkie asked when she sat next to Vinnie behind the others with her lovers Dar-Jah and Pashja. It may be a temple, but there’s only so much room.

“My siblings are. I’m attending this wedding.” Hermais declared after she appeared before she wrapped her noodly body around Brennie. “Cocoa’s helping or rather she took over, because she’s the best mom, aunt and caretaker ever. She practically booted us out and started bringing order to the chaos.” Hermais pouted.

Before anyone could say more, the beautiful Imperial Wedding March began and the front doors of Ponyville’s Temple of the Divines opened wide to reveal the brides, all in beautiful white veiled dresses as they walked each other down the aisle. “I see the envy there.” Nocturnal teased Brennie, who huffed and did not pout because her old friend Marian, now Meen-Rei, didn’t end up with her.

It’s not like the woman was one of the sexiest and most beautiful women in multiple universes or anything! Not just in body either. She was a master of martial arts to a point of being a damn muscle wizard, she was both incredibly sensual yet knew when to prefer to do non-sexy things. She also happened to be closely tied to her family already.

Still, despite how much she wished Meen-Rei wanted to be more than friends with benefits, she was happy for her. The woman found people she genuinely loved and even if Manus’ bullshit caused one of them to be her former adopted daughter, the five of them worked. Meen-Rei, Shade, Neethsi, Rarity and Zaeza looked right for each other as they lined up at the altar.

“Dearly Beloved, I’ve been told to stuff it and get on with it. Do you?” Meen-Rei laughed along with pretty much everyone else even as the statue of Mara atop the altar actually pouted with a pursed lip and everything down at them. “Sorry, Mara, but it’s the sentiment that counts.” Mara’s statue nodded and went back to posing before going static. “So, you want to be wed?”

“We do.” The five said in unison after they finished giggling.

“Then you’re all wives, kiss each other.” The pony priest practically ordered them with a chuckle and when the five began kissing in turn, everyone cheered. “Now then, Dibella’s priestesses have helped arrange the, ah, more lewd festivities downstairs. The more publicly acceptable affairs will now commence if everyone will help move the pews to the sides.”

“If this wasn’t such a nice temple, I’d think it’s a small town church with them not having a separate event hall.” Someone commented with amusement as everyone helped place the pews both facing the tables at the sides and at the backs while the party got in swing.

Brennie managed to steal a few dances with Meen-Rei, so it was plenty of fun.

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