Ch.4

" Whats so special about them there hands, a pony can do anthing ya could!" Matt, Tom, and the 6 other girls were walking through ponyville to get to the train station. It was very early in the morning so there weren't that many ponys out. good, no reason to scare the locals Matt thought as Tom and Applejack argued the whole way there. It started when Tom remarked that it was crazy that ponies could make houses without hands. Applejack had taken offence and they yelled at each other the whole time.

" Ya sure about that missy?" Tom said, matching her southern drawl perfectly. Applejack looked at him, frowning. " Are ya making fun of me?" She asked, getting angry. Tom raised an eyebrow and grabbed 3 rocks from the road. " Course not Darlin. Now I'll  show ya what hands can do." He started juggling while the girls stopped to watch. " Somepony grab me another rock and throw it here. " He said, still with his southern drawl. The girls laughed and started kicking kicking rocks to to him. Matt rolled his eyes and Applejacks frown got deeper.

Tom had about 10 rocks in the air  and the girls were clamping and laughing, even Apple jack was impressed, though she would never tell him that. Matt shook his head show off " Come on guys, were going to do late!" Everyone nodded and Applejack bumped into Tom, making all of the rocks hit him on the head. " OOOFFFF.  Pisho bant Green eyes!!" He told her, rubbing his head. Apple jack looked back and winked, all of the others laughed as Tom growled.

When they got to the train station it was overflowing with guards. Tom whistled, " Damnú ! Do we seem that dangerous?"  One of the guards approched the group and looked at the two humans. " We're going to need to search you creatures, I'm commander Blade Breaker, and I'll be with you the whole time so don't try anything funny." He glared up at Tom, who looked offended. " Hey fuck you horse! why would I do anything?" The guards didn't like that their commander was called a horse and moved toward him threatenly.

Twilight stepped in to stop a brawl. " Were sorry commander about Tom, he's just a grouch, I'm sure he didn't mean it." Before Tom could answer Twilight used her magic to close his mouth. The commander was satisfied and both Tom and Matt got searched for weapons. Then about 50 guards followed them into the train and watched them the whole time. Tom had his ipod was saw singing the whole time. Pissing the guards even more. Matt was answering all of the questions the girls had for him.

A few hours later the guards herded them out of the train and quickly through Canterlot which Tom laughed at," I wish our capital was called joggingtown." They then was a huge castle and were led into it. It was full of guards and made Matt nervous but Tom was whistling a tune the whole way. They were then lead into a huge throne room and the 2 most powerful ponies in Equestria were there, Princess Celestia and Luna.

Please Tom, don't say anything stupid Tom prayed silently as he saw the princesses. Matt and the six other girls kneeled before them but Tom stood looking at them. " This must be the momma pony." He remarked. Everyone, execpt Celestia and Tom who were staring to each other, gasped. Luna got very upset, rising from her throne and walking to Tom she started to use the royal Canterlot voice to yell at him. " THOU SPEAKS SUCH DISRESPECT TI MY SISTER! THOU SHALL REGRET I-!" Tom put his hand over his mouth, shutting her up. " Inside voice little horse, I can hear you fine." He told a shocked Luna . Everypony gasped again, all of the guard moving to Tom. Matt groaned, I'm too young to go to prision!

Tom was laughing as he started to scratching Luna behind the ears, she was trying to use magic against him but the ear scratch was too overpowering. She soon started to nuzzle his hand, eyes closed. Tom looked at all of the shocked ponies and started to scratch Celestia's ears. She tried to move away but she was overpowered too. So there was Tom, in a room full of ponies, scratching the ears of 2 goddesses. He started to scratch them on their bellys, making them fall over and kick like they were dogs. " Christ is this cuite!" Tom told a groaning Matt. The guards tackled Tom, knocking him off the princesses. They both opened their eyes, blushing.

Celestia was the first to regain her composure, " Guards, release Tom please." The guards got off a laughing Tom. Luna walked over to him and said," What did thou do to us?" " Tom grinned and started to scratch to behind the ears again. Looking up at Celestia he said, " Alright Sunshine, I'm sure you have some questions for us." Celestia was grinning now, finding it refreshing that Tom didn't care who they were. Her counceller was pissed though." How dare you treate the princesses like this! They are gods!" Tom smiled at him. " They are not gods and not my princesses, just some adorable little horses."

" You speaks treason and blasphamey!"

" Fluently."

Celestia couldn't hold it any longer, she burst laughing. When she finished she walked over to Tom and put her horn on his head, learning everything there was to know about his world. She saw how horrible it was compared to her's. " Tom, how can you be so happy when your worlds like that?" Tom smiled and looked at everyone. " Because that's just who I am." They both smiled and the counceller coughed. " Princess" He said " You know the law, he has to be punished, you know the law, he has to be punished touching you."

Matt and the girls, and Tom grinned. " You mean like his?" He started to rubb Luna's belly faster, making her legs blur, moving so fast. Matt groaned again. Tom stopped and looked at the princess. " What's the punishment Sunshine? You going to cuite to death?" Celestia frowned, " Tom the usual punishment is 50 years in prision" " Fuck me." "... but since you didn't know the law I'll give you......." She looked over to Applejack. " A month's worth of labor at Sweet Apple Acres."

" What?!" Both Applejack and Tom said. They both didn't really like each other since Applejack almost made Tom a women." Sunshine, i think I'll take the 50 years." " Now Tom" Celestia said " Don't you think you're being a litt-" " I'm not fucking little." He said, interrupting her. Celestia grinned and the girls and Matt smiled, Tom hated being short. " Come on Tom, there's nothing wrong with being " little" " The other girls grinned, getting ready to mess with him.

" Darling, not every stallion can be " big" "

" Yeah! It's almost impossible for everypony to be "big" "

" Yeah, I'ah felt ya when I'ah kicked ya, and ya felt pretty " Little" to me"

Matt couldn't stop laughing. Tom couldn't of looked more outraged. " First of all" He said, taking a deep breath. " FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAALLLLLL OOOOOOFFFFFF YYYYYYYYOOOOOOUUU! Second, I'll pop a bitches jaw. Third, it's not my fault that your all the town's bycicle's. O and green eyes, you probably kicked 3 inches of Charles in my belly." Everyone looked at each other and laughed. After hours of  talking and Tom petting Luna and the other girls, except Applejack they got ready to leave. Celestia used her magic to toss Tom and Matt 2 bags.

" Both of you will be staying at ponyville until we can see if we can get you home. Here, in these bags are some bits, our currency, to help you get by." She used her magic to give them their money, Tom shook his head and and threw it back. " Didn't earn it, not taking it." He said simply, making Celestia and Luna smile. " We insist Tom. "  Luna told him.

Tom scrached his chin and got a great idea. " How about a trade?" He produced a flask. " Alien booze for your money!" He threw the flask at Luna, how caught it with her magic. " How did you get this past our guards?" Tom chuckled. " They didn't pat me down that good, I'm armed to the teeth." He smiled and produced a knife. The guards looked panicked and Tom laughed at them all and put it away.

" Calm you jumpy ponies! I'm not going to hurt anyone!" Everyone started to laugh as Tom walked over to Applejack and saluted. " Proud to serve ma'am." She looked him up and down and snorted, " Alright " Little" feller."   ...

Later that night......

Matt woke up with something slamming into the wall into the room next to him. What the fuck? Then Matt heard thunder. He got up, running to the next room because he knew what was going on. Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom were outside Tom's room looking worried. " Matt, do ya know why Toms makin all that noise?" Applejack asked. Matt nodded his head, " Its the thunder, Toms terrified of it." Applebloom snorted, " Whys that?" Tom looked at all of them, each of them looking ready to laugh. Sighing Matt told them. " When Tom was little his mom was hit by lightening right in front of him, she didn't survive."

All of the ponys looks went from amusment to horror and pity. " Thats mighty awful." Big Mac said. Matt nodded and Applejack, Applebloom, and him walked through the door. The room was a wreck, the bed overturned and things thrown everywhere. Tom was in the middle of the room, his eyes wild, curled into a ball and mumbling. All 3 of them looked at him in concern ." Matt is he goin to be okay?" Applejack asked, Tom shook his head no. " Someone needs to hold him while the storm's happening. If we don't than he could go into cardic arrest." " I'ah will!" Applebloom told them. Matt shook his head, " No Applebloom, he could crush you while he held you, he broke my ribs once."

They both looked at Applejack who sighed, " Alright, but only cause if I don't he might die. Matt get Applebloom to bed." Both of them left and Applejack walked over to Tom. " Okay Tom I'am h-" Tom grabbed her and wrapped her in a hug. " Yer crushing me Tom!" She got out and Tom lossened his grip and just sat there, shaking. AJ patted his back and could feel how fast his heart was beating. " Yer alright Tom, I'm here" She murmured, trying to calm him down. His heart started to slow down as Applejack held him, the smell of apples on her calming him down......          

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