Ch.3

Tom opened his eye, still sleeping on the floor. Matt was next to him, snoring loudly. Time to get the fuck out of here Tom thought as he rolled over. He was sure that Matt was somehow being controled by these demon ponies and it was time for him to nope the fuck out of there and find a way home. Getting up and putting on his survival bag, he walked to the door. " Where do you think your going?" A voice asked him as he put a hand on the door nob.

Turning around, he saw that the little dragon was watching him with his arms crossed. Fuck, they put a guard on us!Tom thought as he took a step away from the door way, and the little dragon looked the part. He had a little hemlet on his head and had a little wooden sword in his hands. " Thats fucking adorable." Tom told the dragon. Spike flinched and pointed the sword at him. " Twilight said to watch you until the morning, you're not leaving!"

Tom grinned Time to fuck with the little guy he thought as he took a step menically at the young dragon. " You would dare to stop me little dragon? I who have destroyed worlds and killed thousands!" Spike took a fearful step backwards, Twilight hadn't said anything about that....

Tom took another step towards him, hoping he was to scared to use his fire. Reaching in his backpack he pulled out his most important survival tool, duct tape. Smiling evilly at the dragon Tom said, " You will pay for your insolence!"......

Early morning....

Matt woke before the sun was up. Cracking his back and getting up he looked around. Tom was gone Probably in the bathroom He thought was he looked around.... and saw a angry dragon duct taped to the wall. " The fuck?" Matt asked as he walked over to Spike and removed the tape from his mouth. " Spike" Matt said, slowly starting tp panick " Where did Tom go?"......

An hour later.....

" Why did that varment tie Spike up like that?" Applejack asked, her running with the girls and Matt, looking for Tom. Pinkie had seen him earlier that day, but he did something to her to make her sleep, when asked what it was she shrugged. " Because I didn't explain anything to him, at least he didn't hurt-" " FUCK YOU RABBIT!" They all stopped, the voice sounded like it was coming from the Everfree forest.

Running into the forest they saw the craziest sight. Tom was upside down trapped in a tree trap, covered in mud, and was getting hit with a stick by Angle the bunny. " I'm going to rip your fucking feet off rabbit!" Tom screamed at Angle who responded by hitting him again.

" Tom?" Matt asked. " Tom looked over to them and frowned. " Get me the fuck down so I can kill this rabbi- ow! fuck YOU!" " Tom, what happened?" Twilight asked. Tom finally grabbed the stick from Angle and tried to hit with it but the rabbit hopped out of the way. Sighing, Tom started the story. " You see....."

The night before.....

" For a demon filled town this place is pretty nice." Tom said as he walked around the town. Time to get into that forest to see if there's- " Whatca doing Tommy?" Tom jumped and saw that that the pink pony from yesterday was right next to him with a big grinn on her face. If I let her go them she'll tell the others, I could just duct tape her to something Tom thought as he walked over to her. " Nothing little pink pony." He said and started to scratching her behind the ears. She seemed to really like it. " Just like the horses back home." Tom muttered, grinning.

She had a big smile on her face and had her eyes closer, looking like she was in heaven. May as well see if she's a demon or not Tom thought as he pulled out some holy water out of his backpack. Opening the bottle with his mouth. Tom dumped the water on her, Pinkie not even noticing. Sh didn't burst into flames, so she's not a demon....... Christ she's adorible! Tom thought as he was scratching her. She had started to nuzzle his hand, her smile getting bigger. Then she fell down, Tom catching her before she fell.

Tom looked down at her concerned but then smiled, she was asleep. Putting her on a bench and putting his hoddie over her, Tom took a look around the town, he wasn't concerned that he was in a demon infested hell hole and more, he just wanted to see where everything was. Them he saw a angry ass looking bunny looking over at him. " What the fuck is your problem rabbit? Is Elmar Fud coming?" He asked the bunny.

It didn't like that and hopped over to Tom and bit him on the leg. " Ow fuck you!" Tom yelled, chasing the hopping rabbit into the forest. " I'm going to mak-" Tom began but stopped in his tracks. The rabbit had somehow led him into a lions den. And the lions looked fucking weird, with wings and funny tails. Time to get the fuc- Tom thought as he slowly walked back out but he turned around and saw that fucking little bunny with a stick in it's hands.

"no NO!" Tom whispered at the bunny, who was shaking its head yes.

* CRACK*

The bunny snapped the twig, making a very loud sound. Tom flinched and closed his eyes, certain that the pride was going to wake up. Snores were his answer. " HA!" Tom yelled, forgetting that he was in a lion den. All of the loins looked up at him and growled. " FUCK!" Tom yelled as he ran out of the cave being chased by lions.......

" The end." Tom said to the group, his arms crossed. They had all been listening to him intently, Pinkie even was munching on popcorn that she had gotten from somewhere. " What!" Matt asked. " Who did you get away from the lions and why are you in that tree?" Tom grinned at him. " That is a story for a different time, now can you let me down?" "No, you still have to hear the girls named and I have to get you to agree to something." Tom growled, "Go dtachta an diabhal thú!" He said, trying to get out of thr trap and failing. Sighing he said," Alright give me your names."

The girls looked at each other and they all gave him their names. When they all finished Tom laughed. " Those names are redicilous!" The girls looked offended while Tom contined. " Your named after a shitty book" He told Twilight. " Your named after cereal" he told a pissed off Applejack. " And the rest of your names are so silly that I feel like there's sugar on my teeth!" Tom continued to laugh while a angry Rainbow grabbed a sharp rock and threw it at him.

" See if this is funny!" She yelled at him. Tom grabbed the stone in midair and threw the sharpened part at the rope, cutting it in half. Tom did a flip in the air and landed on his feet, laughing at the shocked girls and walking over to them and scratching Dash and Pinkie behind the ears. Rainbow tryed to look angry and failed. " Thanks Dash, all of the blood was rushing to my head, now what was the other thing Matt?" Tom asked a confused Matt.

He made fun of their names to they would throw rocks so he could get down Matt thought as he told Matt, " We're going to see the princesses today and you need to be on your best behavior." Tom looked confused, both of the girls he was scratching nuzzling his hands " What princesses?" Twilight spoke up and explained to Tom who the princesses were, Tom's grin got bigger and bigger as he listened. " Looks like I get to meet 2 false gods." He said and Matt groaned. Tom switched to scratching Fluttershy and Rarity.

" Why did you stop! That felt great!" A angry Dash demanded, Tom smiled. " Don't get angry Dashie, you had your turn." He told her. " Rainbow " Twilight asked her " What did Tom do to you? You were nuzzling him." Dash blushed and Pinkie said bounceing. " If felt great thats why!" Twilight looked confused and Tom laughed, getting up. " Alright girls, it's time to meet the pagan gods."........

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