Ch.15 Football in Equestria

It was another Sunday, and Tom and Matt were sitting at the kitchen table, both of them sad. They were sad because they were spending another week not being able to partake in their favorite Sunday past time, watching some good old American football.

" I wonder if the Steelers won the superbowl again." Tom said sighing. Matt looked up, frowning. " Those pussys lost to the Eagle's, they are winning the superbowl." They stared each other down, both of them loved their teams with a cult- like ferocity.

" * sigh* i miss football"

" Me too"

They both looked at each other, grins forming.

" Do you want to teach ponies how to play football?"

" Does the pope have a bitchen hat?" .....

The problem wasn't teaching ponies about football, they were all happy to learn it and they  eventually had many ponies wanting to play, the problem was they had to fit football to work for ponies.  Pegasus had to be the quaterbacks because they could use their wings to throw the ball. Unicorns couldn't play because their horns could impail another pony, but they were used as referee's , Twilight, Lyra heartstrings, and for some Trixe were happy to fill the roles. All of the ponies were given helmets and jerseys, which were designed by Rarity, and they were almost ready to play. the ball also had to be made smaller so it could fit in the ponies mouths also.

The ponies took sometime to get drilled in footballs rules and practices and they needed 2 able coaches, positions which Matt and Tom were happy to take. Word came to Canterlot that the humans were starting a new sport that no pony had ever heard of. Soon what was going to be a small game turned into a stadium filled with ponies rooting for their selected teams, Rarity making a killing selling jerseys.

After weeks of practice a date to start the game was made and both teams, The steel ponies and the flying eagles, eagerly awaited game day.....

Game day....

Tom and Matt walked in the middle of the field, each having a sweet mustache because every great football coach has a sweet mustache, they were also wearing their teams respective colors and wearing caps, Tom in black and gold and Matt in green. They shook hands, looking at the crowd of ponies and grinning. " This got out of hand." Matt said, smiling. Tom gave him a shit eating grin. " Looks like your right, hope your team eats shit by the way."

" Not with Thunderstrike as out QB, and Applejack ."

"Rainbow is going to make you eat shit and so is Derpy." Matt looked at his friend confused.

" Derpy Hooves?"

" Thats the one, best linebacker we have."

" You make any bets?"

" Is your mom hot?"

They both grinned at walked to their teams sides, pumping them up.

" ARE YOU READY STEEL PONIES?"

" YYYYYYYEEEEESSSSS!"

" I CAN'T HEAR YOU! "

" YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!"

" WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TODAY?"

" WIN!"

" WHAT?"

" WIN!"

" ARE YOU READY TO BEAT THESE PUSSYS, EAGLES?"

" YA!"

" WHAT?"

" YA!"

" HOW BAD?"

" BAD!

After the pep talk the team captians went out to shake the other captians and they filpped the coin, Twilight was the ref. " You ponies play a good game, alright?" She said. The ponies shook their heads and looked at each other, grinning.

" Yer done taday Rainbow."

" Not before you AJ."

" Ready ta lose big bro?"

" Nope."

After the teasing the the Steel ponies won the coin toss. Both of the special teams lined up and Applejack kicked it, using her powerful back legs to send it hurling to the other side of the field. Carrot Top caught it, getting 30 yards before before she was taken down. Tom was at Trixe. " What the fuck ref? Didn't you see that facemask?"

" The great and powerful Trixie didn't see a facemask."

" Thats because the great and powerful Trixie's blind!"

The game continued, the Steel ponies getting another 40 yards before Applejack and her blitzing the line everytime put them 4th and 4." Time out!" Tom screamed. Twilight blew the whistle and the teams went to their respected side lines. Matt was happy with his team, giving each them words of incouragement. Tom wasn't so happy.

" What the fuck are you guys doing?! Big Mac, Hold the fucking line, your the biggest one out there! And somepony please get green eyes, she's beating our ass!" The kick off team tried to get on the field but Tom waved them off. " No I got a better idea, Dash....."

The 2 teams went back out, Aj clearly getting ready to blitz again, Grinning, Dash said. " Blue 42 blue 42 set, hit..." Applejack flew through the line, all of the Steel ponies grinning, none of them moving. The ref's threw their yellow flags. Applejack swore, knowing she got duped and giving the other team a first down. Matt was losing his shit and Tom was laughing his ass off.

" Give'em a hailmary Dash!" Tom told her, she grinned and shook her head, grinning.

The ponies on the steel ponies side all had beers in their hands, before the play started to move the front of their beers toward the field, showing the sticker. " Why and the hay are you guys doing that?" A stallion asked his buddies. " Putting the sticker out sends out positive force that makes the ball spin perfectly." Another stallion added in. " It's like magic, except its not." The stallion rolled his eyes but turned his sticker like everypony else. His disbelief was thrown out of the window when Rainbow Dash made a 50 yard throw to Carrot Top to get the touchdown.....

When the ponies defense got on the line Tom stopped Derpy, " Remember Derpy, they all hate muffins, blitz everytime." Her eyes got red with rage, she walked to the line growling. No matter what Matts team did they could not stop the force that was Derpy. Almost every play she reduced Thunderstrike into a shrivling mess. Her and Tom's impressive defense smashed the Eagles the whole first half, making the score at half time 35 to 7, Steel ponies...... Next Chapter: Ch 16 Football in Equestria ( part2) Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 6 Minutes