Ch 13

Tom woke up early like everyday, with big Mac cooking breakfast this morning. " Morning big Mac, do we got work today?.... in fact, what day is it?" Mac grinned. " It's saturday." He said as he brought the pancakes over. " OOOO! pancakes!" Tom said, rubbing his hands together. When Mac brought out the maple syrup Tom got a crazed look in his eyes. " You have maple syrup? Can I have some?" He begged, giving big Mac punny dog eyes. Mac chuckled and handed him the jug and turned around to get himself some. What he turned around Tom was gone. " Tom?" A confused big Mac said.

10 minutes later......

Matt got up streching. Then he smelled it. Fuck! they made pancakes! I hope Tom's still asleep.Matt thought as he ran to the kitchen, startling Applejack, Applebloom,and big Mac. " Where's Tom? Did you give him syrup?" He yelled at them. They all looked confused. " What wrong with ya Matt?" Aj asked. " You're never suppose to give Tom maple syrup! He gets...... weird. Did. you. give. him. any?" They all looked concerned. " He took a big jug not that long ago." Big Mac told him. Matt groaned. " We need to find him!....."

A hour later in a forest later.......

" Why does Tom get weird when he drinks syrup?" Twilight  asked. It had taken a while to get all of the confused girls. Matt was very concerned, looking everywhere to see if Tom was stalking him, you never knew what he was going to do when he got like this.....

Matt shrugged, walking through the woods with the girls. They didn't find Tom at all, just his shirt that was laying right outside of the Everfree forest.

" I have no idea but when he does it's...... well, he's never hurt anypony thats something. We'll probably find him naked in any case, last time he thought that he was a cowboy."

" Is that it?"

" ......no. You don't really want to know what he-"

Everyone heard to loud roar, there was a sounds of something in the bushes.  

" High ho Sea breeze!"

They all looked around, confused. They all could of sworn that was...... Tom crashed through the brush, riding a very scared Manticore and wearing nothing but a loincloth and carrying a wooden stick. They all looked over Tom and saw that he was covered in mud and his eyes were glazed over and he was grinning like he was crazy. He looked them all over. " So you came Master Chief, Mario, all of the ninja turtles, and princess cupcake!"  Tom got off of the Manticore, who ran away as fast as it could, and struck a heroic pose.

" Now you can help me defeat the teddybear army! Come on lets go!" With that Tom ran throught the brush, screaming loudly. Everyone was so confused that they actually followed him. Soon they saw it, a huge wooden fortress, complete with a gate and defensive positions and maning the walls were.....

" Are those teddybears?" Rarity asked, amused. " How did he even do all of this in a hour and where did-" Twilight started then stopped, putting Tom in the same catagory at Pinkie so she wouldn't hurt her head. Tom appeared in front of them all, giving each of them a stick. " Alright everyone, Mario" Tom said, turning to a grinning Pinkie, who somehow gotten a helmet. " you will be coming with to sneak in and open the gates." Pinkie saluted and the girls and Matt had to stop themselves for laughing.

" When we open the gates the rest of you come in, no prisioners. For the princess!" Tom grabbed a grinning Pinkie and jumped into a tree near the fortress, jumping over the walls. Everyone shook their heads. " That varments never getting syrup again." Applejack said as the gates opened. They all walked in to see a slaughter. There were pieces of teddybear everywhere. In the center was Tom holding Pinkie.

" Don't you die on me Mario!" he said to her. Pinkie looked up to him. " Tell...... my wife..... and kids..... I love them." She said before she closed her eyes, her tounge out. everyone chuckled and Tom yelled. " NNNNOOOOOO!" When he saw the others though, he dropped her and knelt down in front of Applejack. " My princess, we have defeated general Snugglebottom. The keep is yours!"

He grabbed her hoof and kissed it. All of the girls laughed at a blushing and angry Applejack. Tom had somehow lost his loincloth and when he stood up Applejack was eye level to his.....

" Get away from me ya-" Tom's eyes rolled in the back of his head and he fell over. Everyone rushed over, to a snoring Tom. Matt laughed, " He's alright girls, he just crashed, he'll awake up in a few hours and not remember anything." Pinkie got up, tired of pretending to be dead. " Did we win?" Everyone laughed, shaking their heads. Twilight used her magic to lift a nake, snoring Tom off the air.

" We should use this fort for something, look at it! It even has a keep!" Twilight said as they took a look around. All of the girls nodded their heads. Rainbow looked at Applejack evilly." I guess we can't call him "little fella" anymore, huh Aj?" They all laughed at a blushing Applejack as they started to go to back to ponyville. " Well " Matt said, looking at the girls. " That was a weird fucking day, hopefully Tom never gets any syrup again. Or at least for a few weeks"....

Later that night.....

Applejack, Matt, Applebloom, and Big Mac heard a groan coming from the upstairs. After a few minutes they heard Tom walking down the steps, his feet dragging. " Christ, what happened?" They all grinned. " You had a lot of maple syrup, rode a manticore, attacked a fort full of teddy bears that you built, and thought that Applejack was a princess." Matt told him.

Tom looked them all over them shrugged, " Sounds perfectly reasonble, I've done worse." He looked over to Applejack and grinned. " Did you say naked Matt? So Green eyes, did you see anything you like? She grinned back at him. " Not really " Little fella" " Tom snorted and looked her over. " Then why are you blushing so hard sugarcube?" He said in his southern accent. Applejack wasn't blushing at the time but when he mentioned to she got as red as a tomato and turned around and bucked his in there she was hoping were his balls.

She succeeded. Tom fell over, groaning as he did it, happy that she really didn't give it to him. Everyone else laughed as Tom got up and picked up a surprised Aj and threw her out the window, throwing her sputtering into a haybail.... Next Chapter: Ch.14 Confessions Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 15 Minutes