18+ Lemme tell you something. I am a brony. And, as any respectable member of the community, I'm sick and tired of Human in Equestria stories. So, when I ended up in Equestria, I promised myself not to write a story about it. Let it forever remain lost in the depths of history.

But damn it, I'm such a hypocrite! What I learned in Equestria is something worth telling. The main thing I learned in Equestria was that zebras are cool. And being a zebra is cool. And that, apparently, those ponies can't do anything without our, zebras', help.

Listen, if you're interested, read on. If you're a hater, much like I used to be, trot by and have a pleasant day/night/evening/whatever you humans tend to consider pleasant. Peace unto you all.

A little disclaimer. This story will, at some point, make fun of:

1) Zebras

2) Labourists

3) Biochemists

4) Delivery services

5) Students

6) Professors

7) People who hate people

8) People who hate people who hate people

9) ZEBRAS!

10) Et cetera

If you fall into one the following categories (especially the tenth one), you may experience a displeasant feeling at the bottom of your back. Please take it easy.

*I tend to use swearing words, so, for the sake of the children, keep them away from the screen*

/A story written at the request of tytyvm. Please direct your praise and encouragement towards him. Direct your hate and disapprovement towards yours faithfully.