Ch.33 A Hunting we will go (part 1)

It was date night for Twilight and Stone. Marvil had been nice enough to take Spike off their hooves so they could have a nice, quiet, and romantic evening. Or so they think.....

They sat in candlelight, looking into each other’s eyes lovingly. “How was the food Stone?" Twilight asked her colt friend. Stone faked a smile, Twilight was a god awful cook but since he wanted some ass that night he did what any man would do, lie his flank off. “Best pasta I've ever had lass." he said as Twilight gave him bedroom eyes. “Are you ready for desert?" She asked as they both leaned in for a kiss.

THROOOM

Both of the ponies stopped. “What-" Twilight started as she noticed that all of the books were gone and the sound of running water was coming from the upstairs. Before either of them could even guess what was wrong, a tidal wave of water came crashing down the stairs. Both of the ponies looked at each other as the wave crashed into them, sending them outside, both of them screaming......

Marvil, Applejack, and Spike stood on a roof top, watching everything unfold. It had taken weeks to set up everything, Spike had to be brought to the dark side, the books needed spells put on them so they would disappear when the time came, and the couple needed to have no idea it was going to happen. “You got my pay?" Spike asked as Marvil nodded and handed him a bag of rare gems and patted him on the head. “Good job little guy, we really got them!" Aj shook her head, a small smile on her face. “Shoot sugar that was a pretty fancy way of getting them back for trapping us when we tried to dump water on them."

Marvil laughed, took her hat off her head and put it on. “Yes ma'am but its tradition!"......

All in the town of ponyville ponies were waking for a new day. Getting up and looking at their calendars, they gulped and steeled themselves of the troubling days ahead. For today was the day that everypony feared, a day that inspired terror in the hearts of all.... Flu shot day..... Every pony all over Equestria was, on different levels, scared of needles, but they braved through it because they knew if they didn't get a flu shot they might get sick. All it would take thought was a little push to get the ponies to flip out though, a push that a certain human was happy to provide.....

“Can’t we come later?" I whined at a nervous looking Rainbow as Scoots rested on my shoulders. For some reason we were waiting in a huge fucking line at get some shots, shots that most of the ponies didn't even want! It was going to take about 2 hours for us to take our turns, or that’s what the nurse told us. Not if I can help it I thought as I got a wonderful, awful, evil, and funny as hell idea.

“Sweete, Applebloom, Spike come here." I told the 2 fillies and dragon, whose sisters were right next to me waiting; both scared out of their minds. “Ya Marvil?" Spike asked as they walked toward me.

“Spike, do you want to wait in this line?"

“No, I don't even want a s-shot!" My eyes narrowed.

“Spike, I've been stabbed by swords, why in the god’s names are you scared of a little pinch?"

“I-I don't know!"

"Just be quiet and some here, you too girls."

They nodded and got closer to be as I cupped my hands together and shouted at the top of my lungs," RUN EVERYPONY! THE NEEDLES ARE COMING TO GET YOU! USE YOUR FILLIES AS MEAT SHIELDS, THE NEEDLES LOVE THE FILLES SOFT SKIN! PANIC PANIC!" The ponies, most who were already spooked, broke.

I grabbed the kids as it almost turned into a riot, all of the ponies screaming their heads off out of terror, running in a hundred different directions. I whistled at my handy work, “I should start mass panics more often." A remarked as we started to walk toward the disgruntled nurses. “Hi nurse Red Heart!" I told her as she looked at me like I was a bad filly. Putting her hooves to her head, rubbing her temples she said, “Marvil, did you do that?"

"Yes ma'am."

"May I ask why?"

"Because I didn't want to wait in line for so lon- Ow what was that for?"

“Because you dummy! Do you know how many times we've had this happen? Every bucking year! Then this year it looks like everything was going to go off without a hitch and you ruined it!" I felt pretty bad but nurse Red Cross ruined the scolding for me.

“Come on Heart, I thought you liked a little hunting!" I raised an eyebrow.

“Hunting?"

“Yep, almost every year we have to use you flu guns, it's actually pretty fun!" She pulled out a metal tube with a wooden handle with a trigger and a sight. Putting a syringe in it she cocked it and tested the sight, all of the other nurses were grabbing similar weapons with shots wrapped out around their bodies, and somewhere, hilariously, Red Heart had gotten a cigar and had said cigar lit and in her mouth.

You could tell I was shaking in my boots *eye roll*

“Well, you don't need to hunt us girls." I said, rolling up my sleeves to the surprised nurses.

“You’re not going to run?" I laughed.

“I’ve been stabbed before; a little needle doesn't scare me and these kids!" The 3 fillies and dragon nodded their head and gulped. After our shots, which I had to distract the kids so they would get them, we were given sweet ban-aid and lollypops. Sucking on my cherry flavored lolly, I said to the happy kids, " Now you can tell your sisters how much braver than they are guys, I know I'm going to with Dash... Come on let’s get some ice cream!" I waved at the nurses who were about to head out to without mercy hunt down every pony in ponyville and shoot them and said, " Good luck girls, happy hunting!".....