Dimension 12, Pinkie's Night Club
The Crew, Alt. Dimension Crew
Wednesday, 9:00 PM

"So let me get this straight, you're not lesbian?" No pun intended, but this just confuses me with alternate me and what sexuality she believed in.

"Oh no, I was just messing with you. I'm bisexual." I fell to the ground like one of those Japanese anime's. They all laughed at my reaction. We made it to Pinkie's Night Club, and everything was reversed, it was on the wrong side of town, our table is on the other side of the room, and the drums are on the left side of the stage! Well, at least some things weren't different, like the drinks, it still had my fuckin moonshine.

"Yo bartender! Give me a shot of Moonshine!" I think the bartender looked at me funny, because Andrea was right next to me, ordering the same thing.

"Don't worry, he's my twin brother." She made it up on the spot, I can do that shit too.

"Yeah, I'm visiting from Earth. She writes to me back at home." We high fived each other, the bartender srugged and gave us 20 shots each.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" I nodded, I had to count down, because like the sly devil I am she would get a head start. I know myself better than anyone, and the fact that I'm learning from Applejack to be more honest and sincere.

"ThreeTwoOneGo!" I started exactly at the same time she did, I think. She actually beat me, just by one single shot!

"Haha, suck on that!" She mocked, but knowing myself I could come up with a good comeback.

"Suck on what? Your dick?" Ha, I got her good. She was like, "What the fuck, dude?"

I just fell out of my chair laughing, she bitch slapped me, I have a mean bitch slap just so you know. We were both laughing and joking up the stairs towards the stage. We then got ready for a dual singer performance, like a boss, we decided on a song to sing. Not one for the moment, but just for shits and giggles. Apparently, Andrea like juked me out and made me do a song on my own.

"Fuck it, what do I have to lose?" I gestured to The Crew to start on that bumpin music.
(Music)

Knock knock, who's there?
2162 is a brand new year
Cleaning house, singing songs
Shedding light and righting wrongs
Ding dong the witch ain't dead
She's still trying to take my bread
Four more years 'til my girls all grown
Then the b*tch gotta have to leave me alone
It's all good 'cause I'm as happy as a flea
On a mountain of dogs you see
A little music cured all the hurt and put hate in six feet of dirt

I was looking for some heaven
There's no need to look no more
California 37
Took me right to heaven's door
Knock knock, woah oh
Rock and Roll
California 37 took me right to heaven's door

Here's to those who didn't think Train could ever roll again
You were the fuel that I used when inspiration hit a dead end
San Francisco got it done 415 took the 911
Thank you all for believin' in
We won't let you down again
Truth is, it was attitude
Replaced greed with gratitude
Then replaced a pretty key dude
It's all truth not being rude
Making love now, not mistakes
Working hard instead of looking for breaks
Came all the way from the eighth Great Lake
And found 37 reasons to stay

I was looking for some heaven
There's no need to look no more
California 37
Took me right to heaven's door
Knock knock, woah oh
Rock and Roll
California 37 took me right to heaven's door

I was looking for some heaven
There's no need to look no more
California 37
Took me right to heaven's door

"Nice try Drew, but let me show you how it's really done." She grabbed the microphone from my hand, and kicked my Crew off stage. I hope they know what they're doing, well it's alternate dimension me so they should know what they're doing. I crossed my arms and went over to the reversed table, Rainbow, who is still my wife here, I think was over there with other dimension Twilight and friends.

"So, you're Andrea, just in a guy form?" Twilight took a swig of Juice, she was never a drinker, but very rarely we ever see Twilight drink.

"Uhmm, sort of. We're the same person, just from different dimensions." I tried to explain it as easy as I could.

"So, if I look at it in a way, I'm married to both a guy and a girl?" I shrugged, I didn't know all this logic, ask Doctor Whooves if you need that kind of shit. I listened in on the music the girls were going to put on, I love this song I have to admit, it was one of my personal favorites. It is the girl me after all, we look alike, think alike, and good taste in stuff, well not everything.
(Music)

White knuckles and sweaty palms from hanging on too tight
Clenched shut jaw, I've got another headache again tonight
Eyes on fire, eyes on fire, and they burn from all the tears
I've been crying, I've been crying, I've been dying over you
Tie a knot in the rope, tryin' to hold, tryin' to hold,
But there's nothing to grasp so I let go

I think I've finally had enough, I think I maybe think too much
I think this might be it for us (blow me one last kiss)
You think I'm just too serious, I think you're full of shit
My head is spinning so (blow me one last kiss)

Just when it can't get worse, I've had a shit day (NO!)
Have you had a shit day? (NO!), we've had a shit day (NO!)
I think that life's too short for this, I want back my ignorance and bliss
I think I've had enough of this, blow me one last kiss.

I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left
No more sick whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep
I'll dress nice, I'll look good, I'll go dancing alone
I will laugh, I'll get drunk, I'll take somebody home

I think I've finally had enough, I think I maybe think too much
I think this might be it for us (blow me one last kiss)
You think I'm just too serious, I think you're full of shit
My head is spinning so (blow me one last kiss)

Just when it can't get worse, I've had a shit day (No!)
Have you had a shit day? (No!), we've had a shit day (No!)
I think that life's too short for this, I want back my ignorance and bliss
I think I've had enough of this, blow me one last kiss.

Blow me one last kiss
Blow me one last kiss

I will do what I please, anything that I want
I will breathe, I will breathe, I won't worry at all
You will pay for your sins, you'll be sorry my dear
All the lies, all the why's, will all be crystal clear

I think I've finally had enough, I think I maybe think too much
I think this might be it for us (blow me one last kiss)
You think I'm just too serious, I think you're full of shit
My head is spinning so (blow me one last kiss)

Just when it can't get worse, I've had a shit day (No!)
Have you had a shit day? (No!), we've had a shit day (No!)
I think that life's too short for this, I want back my ignorance and bliss
I think I've had enough of this, blow me one last kiss.

Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da

Blow me one last kiss.

Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Blow me one last kiss.

Just when it can't get worse, I've had a shit day (No!)
Have you had a shit day? (No!), we've had a shit day (No!)
I think that life's too short for this, I want back my ignorance and bliss
I think I've had enough of this, blow me one last kiss.

I don't know, but both songs were pretty close, but I think this is biased since it's Andrea's dimension. We all drank some more, laughed at stories from our dimensions, raised questions about each others dimensions. I heard some ponies in the back ground talk about a new pony in town, I didn't know who it was, and it's Andrea's dimension so she had to deal with newcomers.

"Hey Drew, since you're me, that means you can turn into an Alicorn too. Can I see what I look like?" I got up out of my seat, and turned into an Alicorn. I still had my grey coat, my blue eyes, my electric blue flowing mane with white streaks. Well, she was somewhat the opposite of me, she had an electric red flowing mane with white streaks, she has a light pink coat color. And what I mean by light pink, it is more pale than Cadence. She had red eyes too, and I had to admit she looked pretty badass.

"Well, you really are my opposite I'll give you that." She said to me, I chuckled as I got back onto my feet. I think it was about time we headed out, I was getting tired anyways.

"I think it's time we should be getting home. Say goodbye to the girls guys." I opened a portal, set it back to our own dimension.

"Oh, if I'm right, don't get captured!" What did Andrea mean by that? Once we jumped in it was night time, and guards ponies were everywhere. We looked for a guard captain, and asked what was going on.

"Captain? What's going on around here?" He looked at me with fear and shock, like he's seen a ghost or something.

"Commander Andrew Goulding, I'm placing you under arrest for plans of treason." Whaaaaat?! It looks like I've been Equestria's Most Wanted for a few days now, I hope I can clear my name before I get sent to the gallows.