Author's Note

I ran out of milk for my cereal, so I used egg nogg instead. It tasted delicious. And I'm accepting questions for a Q&A, you can ask me as the author questions, or the characters from my story. And thanks to Gordo for helping me come up with the idea for this chapter.

Ponyville
The Crew
Tuesday, 1:00 AM

"Why did you have to wake me up so early?" I rubbed my eyes, Nick explained to me once again.

"We're going on a little adventure, to another dimension. I got a letter from somepony from Dimension 12, saying that they need our help." He summarized, I wondered who needed our help, and why? How did they even get a hold of us? We've never been in Dimension 12 before, so we don't know what we're going up against. I put on my Advanced Suit, because we want to expect the unexpected. I left a letter, to let Rainbow know where we would be for the next few days.

Dear Rainbow Dash and or Friends,

The Crew and I are not going to be here for a few days, Nick says there's another dimension out there that needs our help. We don't know what we're going up against, because we've never been to this particular dimension before. So we want to say goodbye for now, because we may not see each other for a while.

Sincerely, The Crew

I placed the note on the refrigerator, so Rainbow would find it easily. I then opened the portal and set it to 12, and we all jumped in. We landed in Ponyville, but everything seemed so different, our house seemed so, girly. Wait a minute, WHY is our house here? I looked around our 'House,' and I went inside 'my' bedroom. I saw what looked to be two lumps in the bed, one was Rainbow, and the other was a human girl, I covered my own mouth to keep from shouting. The others met back in the living room, and we talked this over.

"Well guys, what now?" I asked, and of course, nothing.

"I guess we try to find the one who sent the letter." Jhon suggested. We heard growls coming from inside of the kitchen, we looked and saw an Espeon. I tried to calm it down by throwing a Poketoy at it, and it seemed to do the trick. The thing is that it woke up everybody in the house.

"Tia? Why are you growling?" Ahh, I guess our Umbreon had a counterpart too. The human girl I saw in my similar bedroom looked almost exactly like me, except the fact that she was a girl. She had all of my features, except she was slimmer, and she had the cleavage and ass that I didn't, not to be perverted.

"Who are you? Why do you look like me?" She asked, she pulled a Desert Eagle on me, unlike my Gold Plated one, she had a Purple Plated one.

"Whoa, whoa. We don't mean any harm to you. We came here because a letter was sent to us." Jhon said, we would let him talk because he's good at negotiations. The Girl Crew made their way behind the girl me. They all had our characteristics, except that they had womenly characteristics added to that.

"We are a team from another dimension, known as Delta 0-1. We received a message from a Princess Celestia, and we were told to come to dimension 12." We started to explain ourselves, we all walked up to each other's counterpart, mirroring every movement.

"Alright, I guess we should get to introductions. To start off, I'm Commander Andrew Goulding, leader of the Equestrian Delta Force. This is Nick, he's my second in Command, the Asian over there is James, and the buff African-American is Leon." They all looked at us funny.

"Well, I'm Commander Andrea Whitfield, this is my second in command Nikki, the other Asian is Jamie, and the one over there is Leona." Well, I see why they were looking at us funny.

"And I can take you to Celestia, she's my older cousin anyways."

"Is there anything I need to know about Celestia here?" Nick asked, they all giggled.

"Tia seems to sexually harass people, on a daily basis." Adrea said, I still can't believe that there's a girl version of me, in another dimension.

"She also needs you for something, something very important. We couldn't handle it ourselves when we were tasked to do it." I don't know, but if we were girls, this is what we would look like. And damn I look hot, would this be what I would've looked like if I was Rule 63'd?.

Once we made it to Canterlot, everything seemed different, there were barely any ponies walking the streets, and there was blood staining the floors. If our counterparts couldn't handle this situation, I don't think we could've taken it either. We made it to the castle, and we saw Celestia on her throne, as well as Luna.

"I see you came after all, I assume you are aware of the situation?"

"No, because Andrea wouldn't tell us." I pouted, they all started laughing at us, I don't know why either. I sat down, just pretty much plopped onto the ground.

"Okay, well, unlike how the Discord in your dimension was killed, ours has been released from his stone prison, and is going on a killing spree. That's why Canterlot is empty, because they're inside of the Castle's emergency evacuation center. We tried to get Delta to stop him, but he was too much for them to handle, and then we heard about you guys. I sent you a letter saying that we need your help, and here you are." Well, this just got that much more interesting for us. We get to kill Discord again.

"Wait, your highness. I have a question. If he's on a killing spree, then why are the girls sleeping at their house like nothing's happening?" I asked, this boggled my mind.

"I cast a spell on the house, so he couldn't break in." Oh yeah, I forgot that they could turn into ponies as well. I still had more questions though, because answers end up with more questions.

"Then, how come you were sleeping with Rainbow in your own bed? Aren't you married?"

"Yes, but I'm a lesbian, I'm still married to Rainbow." Holy shit, I did not see that one coming. I was speechless, and so was my Crew, we couldn't think of something to say. Celestia giggled, and so did the girls.

"Don't worry Drew, it's just me that's lesbian, the others are straight." It's like she's not even embarrassed of saying the word, 'lesbian.' This dimension is just so fucked up I don't even know what's going on anymore, but we still have a job to do, and I plan to finish it.

"Alright, we'll play along. What's the plan?" I said, they all smirked. We all talked it over, Discord was terrorizing ponies out in Coltifornia, where Marifornia would be in my world. They said he was on the beach, because he sends frequent postcards with picture of him killing somepony or something.

"Alright, this fucker is gonna get it now." My Advanced Suit deployed my helmet. I walked towards the barracks to gear up and get ready to move out, but something was up.

"Oh jeez! Did you just touch my ass Princess?" I swear, I just felt something brush up against my ass just now.

"Maybe~" My god, it's Molestia.

Coltifornia
Both Crews
Tuesday 1:30 PM

Well, I can see his work down there, there was blood all over the sand and everything. The thing that I didn't understand is that there are no corpses anywhere. The truck dropped off the girls at the beach, the truck was going to drop us off at the other side, we were going to trap him on the beach.

"Alright boys, let's get this started." Andrea said over our radio transmission.

"Ahh, if it isn't the Delta Force. Are you girls ready to get your flanks handed to you again?"

"Oh, but we're not alone this time D." He turned around to see us, I raised a gun at him.

"Equestrian Delta Force, and you're under arrest Discord."

"Wait, there are TWO of you? But how?" Was he serious? I thought he would know how by now, I guess he's dumber than he looks. I guess it's time to throw down, author if you would turn on the fight music.
(Music)

This Discord was much more powerful, because he's been out of stone for some time now. He was the one who attacked first, at blinding speed, he impaled me to a palm tree. I winced in pain, only grunting, my RIG status has went from a blue to a blue-yellow color. Andrea shot him with her Desert Eagle, but nothing happened, he shrugged it off like it was nothing.

"This is hopeless!" Nick said, he placed C-4 on Discord, and it only blew his tactical armor off. This is gonna be a tough fight, but luckily I had my sword with me. He noticed my sword, and he conjured one of his own, everybody took a step back, this was gonna be based on who's faster at drawing their blade. We were about five yards from each other, and it went dead silent.

"Hiten Mitsurugi Style, Amakakeru Ryū no Hirameki!" He fell to the ground, bleeding out. But he still got back up on his feet. He may be stupid, but he doesn't know when to quit, I don't even know how he could still get up after that move.

"Y'Know, you can stop calling me stupid ANYTIME NOW!" I guess he can read thoughts.

"Yes, I can." I guess my mind locking spell will come in handy.

"Hey! That was rude." It worked! Now, we can get down to business, I still had my sword in hand, and I tried something else.

"Hiten Mitsurugi Style, Ryūtsuishōsen!" I think this time I got him, because his eyes were all swirly like a fainted Pokemon. I walked over to him, but he grabbed my leg once I was in reach, and he threw me against the wall. Both Crews then made a fight circle around Discord, making him have to take on a whole crowd. I climbed on top of a tree and stood up, and I took out my lucky knife. I decided a name for my lucky knife, it's Rusty, and no it really isn't rusty, it's titanium. I unsheathed Rusty and jumped on Discord, plunging my knife into his throat, twisting it, turning it, and thrusting it deeper, until it was nothing but gore. He was gurgling blood, and and finally fell to the ground, hopefully dead this time.

He then got back up, why won't this guy die already? He then cloned himself, making two Discords, I then heard another song coming on. We went Pokemon style up in this bitch, double battle time! I had Andrea be my partner, because she's pretty high leveled compared to me, and I'm level 69, she's like level 66.
(Music, and it's Pokemon Text from here)

What will Drew do?

Drew selects Hiten Mitsurugi Style, Ryūtsuisen!

What will Andrea do?

Andrea chooses Lightsaber Attack!

Discord 1 moved first!

Discord 1 uses Aura Sphere!

It's Super Effective against Andrea!

Drew is normally effected.

Drew uses Ryūtsuisen!

It's Super Effective!

Andrea uses Lightsaber Attack!

It's Normally effective.

Discord 1 Died!

Discord 2 uses cheat!

Discord 2 cheated!

Drew and Andrea fainted!

Andrea was revived!

Andrea calls in Molestia!

It's super effective!

Discord 2 was killed...

Everyone got 69000 Bits total for winning!
(End Pokemon Text and Music. Stopping the Music is Optional)

Well, Discord has been defeated, finally. The thing is that he died from being molested, I didn't know that was possible. We didn't see Princess Celestia ever since Discord got molested to death, I guess she had royal businesses to attend to. Well, I think we still had another day until we go home, and there's a lot to learn about Dimension 12. We stayed over at the Girls' house, because it was a lot bigger than ours back at home, because ours was way messier than this one. Girls and their cleaning, or that Twilight visited here frequently, I don't know for sure. The whole Molestia thing confused me, because it's just rather odd, I would think it would be an advantage for Andrea, since she's lesbian.

"Well, I guess we should be going home then..." I said, out of the awkward silence, only hearing the crashing of waves in the distance. We talked on the way back to Ponyville, it turns out that some things in this dimension are reversed compared to our dimension back home. We talked about our favorite hobbies, and no surprise that we had common interests. We looked around their house a little better, looking at places we didn't see early this morning. Believe it or not, I brought Lulu with me, she's been in her Pokeball this whole time. I took her out to meet Tia, Lulu's Espeon counterpart. They seemed to like each other, like they were actual sisters.

"Well, it's been fun hanging out with you guys. I wish you didn't have to go tomorrow." Andrea pouted, I think she wanted to know more about our dimension, we never talked about ours yet.

"Well, you can call us up anytime." Well, not anytime, but you know what I mean. We fell asleep in the living room, because we were too tired to make it to the basement. I think the girls were playing pranks on us, because while I was asleep I felt something touching me, in many places too. I guess I'll find out in the morning, I'm too tired to even wake up and find out who it was.