Author's Note:

I seem to be failing at writing new stories other than this one. I guess I'm going to have to stick with those stories that have military based stuff in it. Also, this isn't a real chapter, this is one of those alternate chapters that could possibly happen. You'll know what I mean by the time you finish up this chapter.

Canterlot
The Crew, Shining Armor
Friday, 1:00 PM

"Thank you for coming gentlemen, we had a prison riot and Dark Mist was the start of it all, we need you to deal with him." Nick and Drew happily brought out their brass knuckles, Shining Armor just chuckled at our readiness. Dark Mist seemed to be retarded or something, he just never gave up. All he wanted was fame, fortune, and glory, but all he received is a felony charge for revealing secrets to the general public.

"Well hello Dark Mist, we meet again." Drew said, cracking his knuckles, Dark Mist just spat at the floor in front of him. Shining Armor, Kaptn, and Jhon were enjoying this like a carnival, they even had popcorn. Drew decided to use one of his tactics that were based off of an old viral video. He then started kicking the fuck out of Dark Mist, with Nick holding him up as he took the hits to his general chest area.

"Folk gang Nigga! Folk gang!" Dark Mist started to cough up blood, but he didn't give in just yet, and it was Nick's turn to have at him. Nick started to beat the hell out of Dark Mist, using his brass knuckles to deal extra damage.

"Twelve! Twelve, I said Twelve Nigga Twelve!" Jhon and Kaptn thought this was hilarious, but Shining Armor didn't even know what they meant by 'Twelve Nigga Twelve.' That punishment should bring Dark Mist to his senses, and accept life as it is now. Drew and Nick were chuckling as they came out of the torture room, they were also holding a few teeth, and it wasn't theirs. Drew figured that they don't get to visit Canterlot as much as they used to two years ago, so they decided to explore the renovated city.

"What the fuck is that?" Drew looked over to a costume store. What was inside were merchandise of what seemed to be the technology used by the EQDF (Equestrian Delta Force). They had cosplayers here, turns out they had fake Pip-Boys, Advanced Suit costumes, and ODST costumes as well. Once The Crew walked inside what they saw was a mob of ponies, lining up for what they thought were autographs. It took them hours to finally get out of there, the Crew's writing fingers were very sore at this point.

Drew then went to his room designated to him inside of Canterlot Castle, he stayed there so much the Princesses let him claim it. He then got out a package shaped like a CD case, and the label read, 'Resident Ponyville 6' on it. Video games and real life fighting is what Drew uses to come up with his own fighting moves, is own form of mixed martial arts. Once Drew studied the fighting moves, he then practiced them himself in the training hall, against other guards. Nick had also joined in by now, but then he left to let Drew train himself.

Drew then went back to the game, he was playing as Twilight, who was a member of the secret service, and had to escape town with Pinkie Pie. This video game reminded him so much of another game back home, but he had forgotten the name of it.

Once Drew was done with his gaming session, he left to get some fresh air in the courtyard. He was walking for a good long time until he came across a little building, and he went inside to check it out. The lights weren't on inside of the building, so he had to turn on his flashlight to be able to see. Once he got to the lobby, there were two plaques on the wall.

"Here lies the mother and father of Princesses Celestia and Luna." He read out loud. All of a sudden the lights turned on, leaving Drew blind for a moment.

"It takes very good eyes to find this place, some think it's only a tool shed on the outside." A regal voice broke the silence, Drew took a bow before standing back up. The Princess giggled, and saw Drew looking around the place.

"This is the Hall of the Royal Family, isn't it?" Drew asked, the princess nodded as she pointed over towards a corner. Drew then made his way over there, and uncovered the dusted painting. He looked to see a human woman, he was just completely shocked, his jaw couldn't go any lower.

"Congratulations, you're a part of the royal family." Drew didn't want to be a part of the Royal Family, he was popular enough here to begin with, he didn't want more popularity.

"Can you possibly keep this between us and our closest friends?" Drew asked the princess, she was confused.

"Why? Don't you want to be in the Royal Family?" She asked, Drew shook his head.

"I don't want all the publicity, I have too much to try and cover up already, I don't want the paparazzi following me on missions." He said, the princess nodded.

"Well, it looks like you're my cousin, secretly though." She winked, she then left to go tell her younger sister. Drew couldn't believe this, he was a part of the Royal Family, in which he didn't want anything to do with it. He stayed inside of the Royal Family Hallway for a little while, he was just so shocked, he couldn't cope with it. Drew then took the walk of shame home, he just wasn't into the publicity. He hated being popular, actually, he thought he was better off being another nameless human working for the government.

"You're a member of the Royal Family?" Rainbow asked Drew, he nodded, saying that it was the worst moment of revealing something to him. Ever.

"Why wouldn't you want to be a member of the Royal Family?"

"Because Rainbow, I can't command the Delta Force on the front lines while being followed by paparazzi ponies, and then getting them killed!" He replied.

"Well, since I'm married to you, would I be considered royalty?" She asked, logically speaking she was correct, so Drew nodded.

"Well, at least the princess promised to keep this a secret." Drew had to sit down, he was damn tired. He also had to give Resident Ponyville 6 to Princess Luna, he was done with it anyway.

"Aghh!" Drew woke up with sweat running down his face, he just had the worst dream ever, in all his 37 years of his very existence.

"You okay Drew?" Rainbow was woken up by Drew's yelling.

"Yeah, just a bad dream..." He groaned, he went to the bathroom to get a drink of water. Rainbow went back to sleep while Drew climbed back in. He wondered to himself if he really was somewhat related to the princesses, if he was it wouldn't be so good, if he wasn't, he's still an Alicorn so it would make somewhat of a difference between being royalty and non-royalty.

"I need to look into the Canterlot Archives when I get the chance, and maybe see if that Royal Family building does exist." He mumbled to himself, he then quietly went to sleep as he awaited the morning.