Multiple Locations / The Crew, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna / Saturday, 10:00 AM

So today Delta has been requested by the princesses to come with them on a journey all over Equestria, from Neigh York, to Las Pegasus, which would take the whole day, they hoped this would just be an easy security mission, and turns out their good luck streak was still continuing, for the most part.

"Thank you for inviting us to see all the major cities of Equestria ma'am, it's a real honor. I don't think I ever visited all these other cities besides the town of Ponyville, and Canterlot." I said, the princess gave out a chuckle, saying it was no problem at all, she just wanted us to meet the rest of the world. The cities heard of our arrival with the princesses, we were the ones who saved Equestria from a nuclear bomb threat, so I guess we had a high reputation among other ponies. First things first, we visited the busy streets of Manehattan, Neigh York. The ponies on the streets were very busy, all dressing up in suits and ties, as well as dresses, when we came strolling the busy streets, we knew this was the equivalent of wall street back on Earth.

Unexpectedly, a mare all of a sudden was falling out of her 12th floor balcony, everypony gasped in horror as she was falling. Luckily, I still had my stasis module installed, but my advanced suit was traded out for my regular Delta Force body armor, the one I came into this world with. I acted on instinct, shooting the blue beam as the mare was about to hit the ground, slowing her down as I walked over to place my arms under her before the stasis wore off, catching her. Princess Celestia was in complete and utter shock to see me fire a blue beam from my hand, as if I were slowing down time. Everypony who witnessed the event was cheering at my accomplishment from rescuing her, she ran off before I could ask her for her name, but I knew she was a bit woozy from falling 12 stories.

"Drew, how did you do that?" The princess asked, all I did was give a hearty chuckle, pointing toward my stasis module and explaining what it was, and its function.

"This 'stasis' is rather interesting, may you demonstrate how you use it?" Princess Luna asked, I knew stasis recharged over time so why not? So, to mix things up a little, I fired it at Nick, who was completely unaware or the situation, he was now a glowing blue color, and I decided to push him over, falling back and then face planted the floor, he let out a slow groan as everypony laughed. I knew he was gonna get me back later, but for now we had business to take care of.

Now, we visited all of the northeastern cities, we were now visiting the city of Las Pegasus, I never knew ponies liked to gamble in the first place. e all visited the casinos, they were bigger than the casinos back on Earth, but they were much easier to win, as in they weren't rigged. We had finished our campaign around the world fairly earlier than we were intending it to be, but I couldn't wait to get back and mess with the girls some more.

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Ponyville / The Crew, Rainbow, Twilight / Several Hours Later...

"So Drew, how was Las Pegasus? Was it better or worse than you expected it to be?" Rainbow asked me, riding on my back again. Like I told you she does whatever the fuck she wants, as long as it isn't intercourse.

"I'll have to say, it isn't anything like Vegas back on Earth, at least there isn't prostitution here in Equestria." I replied, Rainbow had no idea what prostitution was, and I wasn't going to tell her anytime soon. I waved goodbye to her, going towards the direction of Twilight's house.

I had the sudden urge to mess with Twilight again, so I went up to her and said, "Hey Twi, you're not gonna believe what just happened." I started, she looked interested at what I was about to say, but I actually didn't say anything else than what I just said. She got annoyed at me, throwing a pillow at me, which kinda stung. I didn't know pillows could be used as a weapon here in Equestria, but it could come in handy in the future. I teleported into another dimension, getting a water gun, and squirting Twilight with it, she was not amused, getting her soaked in water. At least it prevented her from turning into Rapidash, y'know with the fire and water don't mix thing. She was soaking wet with water as she started chasing me at a blinding speed around the library, I was pretty much running and gunning until I ran out of water, but luckily, I shot her with stasis when she got close, and like I did, she tripped, over a wooden bust. I don't know why every time when I use stasis, that victim has to trip over, but you have to admit, it was pretty fun to do. Twilight was just so confused, especially why she was glowing blue and was going a quarter of speed she was originally going. I had explained what had happened to her, but as the stasis effect wore off, she bucked me in the manhood, and boy it did NOT, feel good at all.

"Meeeeerrrrrrp." I was rolling on the ground, moaning in pain, my stomach was also starting to get queesy Even though Twilight was a bookworm that stayed inside all day, she had one hell of a kick. I had tried a few attempts to get up, only to fall back down, and Twilight was enjoying every moment of it. To get her back, I grabbed her, wrestling her down to the floor, she did not like it at all, I was using her like I did my stuffed animals, squeezing them to death, metaphorically of course.

"Uhmm, Drew, do you mind?" She asked, making it really awkward, I had nodded, meaning that I did mind, she just gave out a sigh and bit my finger.

"Owww, Twiiiiliiiight bit my finger, again!" I said out loud, she was now definitely confused, she didn't remember when she bit me before, but I just added that for dramatic effect.

I gave up trying to mess with Twilight, but before I left, I shot another beam of stasis at her. She was really pissed this time, but before she could catch me, I booked it making a run for it back to my house. Meeting the crew on the way in, they had asked me what took me so long to get back.

"Yo Drew, what took so long?" Kaptn asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Trolled Twilight. Shot stasis bolts at her. Ran away. End of story." The crew had clapped at my story, which it was the best short story I had ever told to them yet. Man, I needed a drink, Nick had tossed me a bottle of whiskey, saying that it's the best way to deal with stress, I had taken his word for it, because I knew what alcohol can do to stress, it was like ice to a burn, or a bandage to a bloody cut. I had loved stasis, but it can have cruel consequences, such as falling over, or talking, you sounded soooo slow talking when you're shot with stasis.

Today, the pegasi scheduled a storm later in the evening, and there we were, stuck inside the house, with nothing to do, again. I teleported to everypony's house, to check up on them, I went back to Twilight's house to help her clean up all the water on the floor, and not to mention forgive me for my childish actions, if I knew Twilight forgives somepony that easily I should've started messing with her earlier, but I am going to stop for the time being, so I wouldn't go overboard. Everypony I had checked up on seemed fine, except for Fluttershy, she was hiding in the corner, having to have Angel comfort her, poor girl. I had to do something for her, so I gave her my stuffed animal from my childhood, I named him Mr. Scruffles, and he was a penguin. She had loved him, I told her to keep him, I was thinking that she would need him in the future. I didn't know where Rainbow was, considering that her house was in the clouds, so I did the next best thing, I actually teleported to her, turns out she was in my house, but this time in the basement, which it was still pretty comfortable. I had climbed back on up to the main level of the house, asking Nick if he knew anything about this.

"Yeah, she came in while you were helping out Twilight, I told her she could crash in the basement. Well, I better get to bed. We got stuff to do tomorrow." Nick replied, climbing up to his room. I had just remembered, we had to train the royal guard into getting into military shape, they were already in shape, but not military shape. So we would head into Canterlot tomorrow afternoon to train the rookies. We had all agreed to show up in our pony forms to avoid confusion, with our human forms, and so we didn't attract too much attention.

Once we got on the train, we were leaving the girls behind, and I always hated doing this. We waved goodbye to each other, "See ya' later girls! I'll see ya' in a week!" I said, riding the train to Canterlot. I had forgotten how many times I went to Canterlot, losing count after going there for the like 50th time. Sometimes, I just wished I could do nothing all day, without getting into trouble with Twilight or my immature, 6 year old personality getting in the way. Or just spending time with Rainbow, we hadn't gone on a date for some time to be honest, I needed to remind myself to take her out once I get back. Since the nuke incident, I was to be promoted along with the rest of my squad if we were to join the royal guard, and now was that time when we joined the guard. So now, I was ranked General, Nick was ranked Lieutenant General, Jhon was now a Colonel, and Kaptn, was, well, a Captain now, which was rather ironic.

"Ten Hut!" I yelled, everypony that was in the crowd of royal guard got quickly organized and lined up single file.

"Now listen here! Princess Celestia has tasked me to get you slack jobs into better condition! If I hear any insubordination coming from that mouth of yours. You are to be suspended from the royal guards until you are re-admitted! Do you get me?!" I screamed, pacing back and forth, looking into the very soul of each and every one of them. I had told Shining to take the day off, so I can deal with these ponies, to teach them respect. As a reply I only heard one phrase that was said in unison, "SIR, YES, SIR!" I gave an affirming nod. I knew this brought back memories of those dreadful nine weeks of hell back when I was in boot camp, I knew fitting nine weeks of hell into one meant that sleep was gonna be scarce for these poor ponies.

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A/N: I am sorry to announce this, but I am running low on ideas for future chapters. It may take longer for me to write future chapters at a time since I am now admitting that I have writer's block. Plus I'm now taking suggestions from you guys, just write it in the comments below.