Ponyville / The Crew, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle / Wednesday, 9:00 AM

So, it had been a few days since Hearth's Warming, and the girls all loved their presents I gave them, which was good. Today I had nothing to do, so I was completely bored, sitting around, being useless. Until Derpy requested my assistance to help her out on some mail carrier work. I couldn't say no to Derpy, from what I've heard from around town, when she cried, it was terrible, especially with her deformed eyes, and I wouldn't want to make her cry in the first place.

"Okay guys, I'm gonna have to go, I got some work to do around town." Rainbow said, going up to me and giving me a quick peck on the cheek before she left. I swear sometimes I think Rainbow does this just to make me blush in front of my friends, she was into crude humor in the first place, so it would make sense. So I headed off in my own direction, to deliver letters and packages to the ponies they belonged to, but as I scanned some of those packages, they were containing stuff rather suspicious, with one of them containing a sex toy? Okay, well that was just weird, but I wouldn't want to get into their privacy, the other thing is, that the sex toy belonged to Lyra Heartstrings. So I headed to her house first, to mess with her of course.

"I think this is for you Miss Heartstrings." I said giving the box to her, I knew what it was, I also knew from Nick that another mare lives in this house as well. Once I had delivered all of those packages Derpy gave me, I decided what it would be like to sneak up on the Princesses. Besides, I still need to get Princess Luna back for giving me a heart attack from the other day, so I changed into Lightning and teleported in on her, in which I had caught her sleeping, perfect. I had the perfect plan to get her back, I put some whipped cream to fit on her hoof, and then I tickled her nose, oldest trick in the book. When she fell for it, she instantly woke up, looking around, wiping pie from her face.

"Bahahahahahahahaha!" I cried out, rolling on the floor laughing, Princess Luna on the other hoof, was not amused.

"Drew! What do you think you're doing?!" She yelled at me, licking the pie off her face, while the other princess decided to drop in on us, and it looked like we interrupted her royal bath session.

"Oh, hey Princess Celestia, I decided to mess with Princess Luna while she was asleep. And I might say, it was hilarious!" I was still rofling all over the floor, Princess Celestia also started to giggle, revealing the wry smile she was trying to hide. Princess Luna started to blush, so I started to comfort her.

"C'mon Luna, it's all just fun and games, no need to be embarrassed." I said, trying to give her a hug, I didn't know how hard it was for a pony to hug another pony, so I just changed back into my human form and gave her a big, warm hug, this was one of those few times where I give out hugs, just to support another when they need it. I don't give out hugs on a regular basis y'know.

"It's fine Drew, you just caught me off guard is all. I had forgotten that you're part Alicorn, and that you can teleport." She replied, Princess Celestia was still laughing at the scene as she walked out the door, going back to her royal bath. I turned back into an Alicorn and teleported back to Ponyville, in the same spot as before I teleported, trotting off into whatever direction I was going to for no apparent reason.

When I was done prancing, I ended up at Sweet Apple Acres, where Applejack was just staring over at me, raising a questioning eyebrow, in which I would do if a saw an Alicorn prancing into her farm unexpectedly.

"Oh, hey AJ. How are you doing this fine day?" I asked, still prancing happily, she didn't know what to do, either laugh her flank off or answer his question, she decided to go with the first one. Which caused me to pick her up in the air, to level her height with mine, but she was upside down, making it funny, I decided to intimidate her, not out of anger, but out of humor, I had always enjoyed spending time with ponies, just so adorable and cute, they could possibly kill me if they acted cute enough, I do have the brain of a six year old child after all.

"Ah'm good Drew, and thank you for the new hat again, I love it." She said, getting back on her hooves when I let her go.

"Well. I'd better go, I got nothing to do, but today I decided to go wander around Ponyville for no reason at all." I said, waving off with my own hoof, I swear transitioning from hands to hooves and back was getting harder every time, the next thing you know, I could be falling over all the time.

I decided to go check up on Twilight, to see if she needed anything done, or if she wasn't busy enough I could stay around and troll her until she evolves into a Rapidash out of pure rage. Turns out she was doing a spell when I decided to teleport in on her, causing her to lose focus and the spell backfiring on her.

"Well, that escalated quickly, so hey Twilight how ya been?" She was blistering with fury, but she managed to keep her cool, not knowing how though. There was dead silence filling the room, Twilight was reading a book, and I was just standing in the middle of the lobby staring off into space. Until I decided to see what her room looked like, so I headed upstairs, and went into her room. Just to piss her off I decided to jump on her bed, sending feathers everywhere, when Twilight came in to take a nap, which wasn't often, she saw feathers sprawled everywhere, and I was sleeping on her bed, to press it further. She was literally chasing me out the door, hitting me with books as I headed out the door, I was laughing my ass off to see Twilight so angry.

"Well, thank you for the comfy bed for me to sleep in Twi, I hope to come back soon!" She was still trying to lob books at me, but she threw like a girl, even WITH magic, which I thought that was hilarious. Those books she threw at me didn't hurt at all to be honest. I knew I wasn't gonna give Twilight a visit anytime soon, to let her cool her jets, she overreacts just a little bit sometimes. I still didn't know if I should be doing something, so I decided to spend the rest of the day in the castle all the way in Canterlot.

"I heard you were messing with Twilight, Drew." I teleported right in front of the sun goddess, which made it really awkward, but funny for some reason.

"Yes Princess, I thought it would be funny to mess with her, and it was worth it." I said, chuckling, even the princess was giggling a little bit. I had to ask the princess something though, I didn't understand why my mane is a flowing, electric blue.

"Princess? May I ask you something?" I started out, she allowed me to continue.

"Why is my mane different compared to everyone else's? I mean, my mane is a lot like yours and Princess Luna's." I asked, she had told me that Alicorns have flowing manes to symbolize the magic, flowing in my body, which was understandable. I had decided to take a walk in the gardens with our fair princesses, there was nothing to talk about, so I decided to skip along ahead of them, who were letting out soft giggles at me from time to time.

"So Drew, why are you all the way here in Canterlot?" Princess Luna asked, I had told her about me needing the day off, and that I had nothing to do today anyway.

"Then why not go surprise your marefriend in Cloudsdale?" Luna asked, Princess Celestia did not know about me having Rainbow as a marefriend, bu once I explained everything to her, she understood completely. I went ahead and took up Luna's advice to go to Cloudsdale, I had no idea where it was, nor did know how Luna knew she was in Cloudsdale, but I just focused on teleporting to Rainbow. luckily I was still an Alicorn so I didn't fall through the clouds. Turned out she was being bullied again, so I had to step in to save her flank, again.

"So Rainbow Crash, I know you dropped out of flight school just because you were so wreckless, just confess." This Hoops guy was getting on my nerves, how dare he speak to my girl like that!

"What's wrong about dropping out of flight school? I can fly fine and I didn't even GO to flight school." I told them, all they did was look at me, shocked at my Alicorn appearance, in which I got a lot.

"Even though she DID drop out, I know she's a better flier than you punks." I mocked, making them angrier, but they flew off before they could get into more trouble with me, I guess Twilight Lightning DID have his advantages being an Alicorn, which, I loved them. I went up to Rainbow, made her look at me in the eyes and said, "Don't worry about those bunch of asses. I took care of them for you. No need to cry Rainbow, I'm here."

Then, it happened. She went up and kissed me with a SMACK! Right on the lips, Rainbow and I have been dating for some time now, and this moment was the perfect time for the first, lip-to-lip kiss. To be honest, I wasn't expecting it at all, but I enjoyed every second of it, as my father would say, "Savor every moment, because it won't last forever." In this case was a true statement to say the least.

"Hey Rainbow, get on my back, we're going back to Ponyville 'Kay? I said, she hopped on my back, holding really tight, but I could at least still breathe, and then we got enveloped in a bright light, and we ended up in Rainbow's Cloud home, which I had to say, it looked rather comfy in there, but I have my own house to live in, so I left her there to go sleep in my own bed. Turns out Rainbow followed me home, without me noticing, I turned back into my human form, did all the stuuf I do before I go to bed, and went into bed to find her. In my bed again, I was not amused at this, not one bit.

"Rainbow, I'll let you stay for ONE, more night, but that's it, no more after , understand?" I commanded, all she did was say,

"Fine, whatever, just go to *yawn* bed." She said, I was very irritated, but I couldn't stay mad for long, because she was my marefriend, she did whatever the fuck she wants, and I had to deal with it, but one thing where I cross the line is when she decides to have foals with me, which isn't gonna happen for a LONG while, I mean really, REALLY, long while. I jumped into bed, grabbing my little Rainbow friend, making us even for the other day.

The Next Morning...And that night...

Today, the team and I decided to freshen up our combat training exercises, so we woke up really early, did 50 sit ups, 50 push-ups, and put on our Virtual Gun Simulator, Nick had his sniper rifle, Jhon had his Assault Rifle, Kaptn had his SMG, and I had a shotgun this time around. We weren't too good this time around, since it was our first time training in a while, but as we practiced for a few hours, we eventually broke all of our old records, knowing that we're back in shape for sure.

Once we got that out of the way, I wanted to put on my Advanced Suit, you had no idea how awesome this looks to me. It wasn't meant to look pretty, but at least it looked badass in my book. I had put it on because I wanted to know what it would be like if I stasised myself so I balled the blue beam into my hand, and shot it into myself, making me glow blue, as I walked in slo-mo. I had always wanted to do that, but what I did do is trip over a stupid rock, causing me to fall in slow motion, which looked hilarious, I saw and heard the team laughing as I was still falling, eventually the stasis wore off, with me falling full force onto the ground, making my sides hurt.

After that morning, I was free the rest of the day, so tonight I treated the girls to a fancy dinner in Canterlot. Twilight was surprised at my powerful teleporting ability, because she is only able to teleport a few times within a certain amount of time with a certain number of ponies. I went and took the girls to where I had taken Rainbow on our first date, I was in Alicorn win mode because I got more respect like that, compared to being a human.

"Wow, thank you for dinner Drew. I hadn't had a meal like that since, for a long time!" Pinkie exclaimed, causing me to chuckle. I was practically a billionaire, so I didn't mind that the meal cost a lot. As for Rainbow, she considered this to be our tenth date, I had lost count since I take her on lunch dates all the time spending quality time with her and her friends as well.

"I have to say Drew, I hadn't eaten here in ages, the prices were just too high, but I had heard great reviews on the newspapers about this place." Twilight said, she had forgiven me on my childish behavior, but she was still trying to get feathers out of her hair. We finished up dinner, and the crew and I decided to go back home, as did everypony else once I teleported us all into Twilight's Library.