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My Little Cho'Gath: Friendship is Delicious

by Purgatory

Chapter 2: I Do Not Live Under A Bed

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I Do Not Live Under A Bed

        Fluttershy trembled at the creature that had just called her food. She had never thought she would be in a situation like this, so she just didn't say anything, and just started to back away. Cho'Gath threw a claw down at her, which missed when she started backing away. The rumble of the ground brought the attention of Fluttershy's friends to the bush Fluttershy was at. Cho'Gath looked up and took notice to the other creatures in the clearing. "They travel in herds?" Cho'Gath said, a little too loud.

That thing can talk!" Rainbow Dash was the first to respond. Fluttershy turned around and ran in the other direction. Cho'Gath became irritated and ran out of the bush. When Twilight got a good look of him, her coat turned paler than Rarity's. From what she saw, there was a giant bipedal demon staring her friend down, drooling. This was bad. The creature screamed and the ponies stopped and stood completely still. Cho'Gath saw a buffet in front of him. A trembling, scared buffet.

Cho'Gath looked over the creatures in front of him, apparently they spoke his language, and they were all different colors. One of the ponies looked like a full spectrum of colors, looking at that one's mane hurt Cho'Gath's eyes. He walked right up to the yellow one that had walked up to him. He opened his mouth and exhaled, sending a horrid smell into the poor pony's face and the others behind her. A white one in the back with a horn and a dark velvet mane spoke up, "You really must getting something to clean out your mouth, darling. And the texture on your skin is terrible, you could really use a suit." The lavender one with that also had a horn glared at the one who spoke, and she shut up. Cho'Gath wondered if each of them had a different taste that followed their colors. He bit off part of the yellow one's mane, wondering if it tasted like pink meat, this was not a smart decision. It tasted like normal hair and he threw it back up after ingesting it. The yellow pony stared down at the part of her mane which lay in a mass of guts, gore, and throw up. The white one almost threw up herself. After about a minute of awkward silence, the blue one charged him.

You wont touch my friends!" It yelled, ramming itself into Cho'Gath's chest. It didn't even make him stumble, and the blue pony fell onto her flank rubbing her head. "Ow, that is some tough skin you got there."

"I think it's hungry." The lavender unicorn had spoken again and the part seemed to come back to recover from shock.

"It bit...off my mane..." The yellow one was sobbing near the puddle in which the rest of the mane lay.

"Wha'da we do?" he tan one said, staring at Cho'Gath. All the eyes on Cho'Gath made him feel nervous, their eyes weren't even filled with fear like usual. Their eyes just looked confused, and he could tell the lavender one was thinking to herself.

"Ok girls, time to take this...thing to Princess Celestia. I'm pretty sure she'll want to see this." The lavender one with the horn said, her horn glowed and Cho'Gath felt as if he were flying. He looked around to see that he was enveloped in the strange purple glow as the pony's horn. Cho'Gath started to flail violently, he had no idea if the magic was going to kill him slowly or quickly. It didn't really matter to him, he would just respawn back at the main base. Cho'Gath wondered how his team was doing without him. 'They're probably doing fine...I think' Cho'Gath thought to himself while he was carried away from the castle by the curious unicorn, followed by the other ponies. Together, they all headed off into the woods.

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"Rengar!" Morgana yelled over the sound of distant explosions and minion's screams. Rengar had just been jumped on by several enemy minions. The entire training session had gone to hell when Cho'Gath disappeared and Ryze with him. The good thing, there were only two enemy champions left. The bad thing, they were the two strongest of the enemy team. They were certainly giving Morgana and her team a hard time. Kog'Maw had been badly injured during the fight and was lying in the bushes, porting back to base. Morgana leaned back against the wall that she was sitting against, blood trickled down from her kidney where Leona had landed a fine cut. The wound wasn't fatal, but the pain kept Morgana from standing up. She turned the corner again and readied a spell. When she turned she was staring at light and shiny leggings. She looked up and met Leona's eyes. She raised the sword, but before she could strike Morgana, a bullet lodged itself into her shoulder as Graves stepped out of the grass. "C'mon Morgana! Get up!" Graves ran up to Morgana, grabbed her hand, and started running the other way as Leona tried to regain her composure.

"Trundle! Get over here!" Leona yelled at the troll who was fighting with Rengar. A group of minions ran up to Rengar and tripped him. Trundle ran over to Leona who pointed towards Graves. Trundle whacked the ground and a pillar covered in slimy goo rose from the grass, and Graves slipped in the muck. As Leona closed the distance, Morgana wondered if Cho'Gath was having a better time than she.

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Cho'Gath was having a terrible day, he had been carried through a town, chained, thrown into the back of some mechanical contraption, and was now off to someplace called Canterlot to meet the princess. The sun was out and shining and through the windows of the small caboose Cho'Gath was mumbling to himself about which pony to eat first when they unchained him.

"If they unchain me." Cho'Gath told himself. He heard the sound of hoofsteps and the door opened. He brought up his gaze to see a tan pony wearing some cowboy hat. She had what looked like a tribal mark on her flank that looked like three apples. Cho'Gath wondered if the pony tasted like apples, if so, he wouldn't be eating her. He needed meat to live, and he hadn't found much of that other than the beast he ate this morning. Which he found out was called a manticore. He was brought back to reality when the pony spoke.

"Now what were y'all attacking Fluttershy like that?" Cho'Gath sensed the anger in her voice. He stay silent for a little bit, avoiding talking to the pony. He hoped that if he stay quiet she would leave. He was disappointed when she just asked another question, "Do you even speak Equestrian, or is food the only word you know?" The creature seemed irritated now and being silent didn't seem to help.

"I can speak your language, and the reason I attacked your friend is because she is food. A lower grade of species just designed to feed the larger beasts of this world." Cho'Gath told the tan pony, who just glared daggers at him.

"She isn't food, and last time I checked, you aren't from around here." She studied him up and down and he shifted when she got closer to him. "What are you anyway?" She looked up at his spikes, which were also chained against the wall. She shuddered, thinking about how much damage such a thing could do.

"I am the Terror of the Void." Cho'Gath said, looking at her with an equally sharp dagger-stare.

"That's yer name? Don'tcha have any shorter names?" She raised a brow, waiting for his answer.

"I do, but you creatures will not have the pleasure of calling me by my real name. Only the people I know and those in my raiding party know my real name." The tan pony glared at him again, and he scooted back as much as the chains would allow. For all he new, this "Princess" had the power to dissect him with her magic from what he had heard about her power. It was silly, the Terror of the Void afraid of the princess of a bunch of ponies. Cho'Gath laughed at himself as the tan pony left. He saw the sun setting out the window and felt sleep taking him.

"Ah. Another new face around Equestria! Eh...and what an ugly one at that!" Cho'Gath stood up, surrounded in darkness. The voice had come from somewhere in front of him. "You look like something a foal would find under their bed!" The voice echoed through the dream. Cho'Gath was getting frustrated.

"I do not live under a bed, Fool! Who are you? Show yourself!" Cho'Gath felt stupid, yelling into the darkness. He was just about to lose interest when some odd looking creature walked out of the darkness toward him. It walked on two legs. One was scaly and green that ended in two sharp claws, the other was a horse leg that ended in a hoof. Its tail was that of a sea serpent's, its body was partially pony, and very long. On its head were two horns, one a deer horn and the other was unrecognizable to Cho'Gath. It had a single fang jutting out of its closed mouth and one arm was a lion's paw while the other was a bird's arm. It had two wings, one a regular feathered wing, while it also sported a bat wing. Cho'Gath thought it looked like a child had made a coloring book character with his feet.

"My name is Discord, I am the God of Chaos here in Equestria. Which is where you are now, if you didn't already now that." Cho'Gath stared at Discord and then turned around, uninterested. "I have a proposition for you, Cho'Gath." Cho'Gath spun around at the mention of his name, and wondered how this creature knew. Discord spoke, as if reading Cho'Gath's mind, "I will send you back to your world, If you set me free." Cho'Gath looked him dead in the eye.

"You will send me back to Morgana?" Cho'Gath had become worried about his friend, since Morgana had the ability to send mental messages to him. And yet, he hadn't received anything.

"Oh yes, and I can make sure you don't go hungry before then." Discord looked at Cho'Gath, a smug grin on his face. He looked into Cho'Gath's eyes, as if looking into his very soul. "You do want to go home, don't you?"

"I am in chains, how will I escape?"

"That is your problem, I just need you to get to the gardens and release me. Then poof, you'll be back home."

"Very well, creature. I will find the gardens and release you if you send me back to Summoner's Rift." Discord shook Cho'Gath's claw, and his dream started to dissipate. Morning past by quickly, and Cho'Gath was taken through the town known as Canterlot. He drew many stares and fearful glances. Not a single pony ignored Cho'Gath, they all gawked and stared astounded. Cho'Gath still had his chains one, and a guard held each chain. The six ponies he had met before stood in front of him, walking them toward a castle. When they reached the main gate, the Lavender one said something to the guard at the gate and he let them in. They stopped in what looked like a throne room, and sitting the throne was a magnificent looking pony that was bigger than the others. Cho'Gath had seen the ponies with horns, and the ones with wings, but this one had both. He assumed that this was the "princess" the ponies had been talking about. The lavender pony walked up to the princess and gave her a hug.

"We came here after capturing the beast, Princess."

"Very good Twilight, you have done Equestria a good deed." The Princess looked over Cho'Gath, and everywhere she looked Cho'Gath felt as if the sun was burning the very spot. The little picture she had on her flank was a sun. 'How creative.' Cho'Gath thought to himself. "What brings you to our fair land of Equestria?" The Princess asked him, and he snapped back to reality.

"Oh, I thought I might take a late night inter dimensional stroll." Cho'Gath snapped at The Princess. "I didn't exactly expect to be chained and pulled her by magic. Where I come from, that is a very hostile sign. I don't see why I shouldn't just eat all of you." The Princess whispered something into the lavender unicorn's ear, which he found out was named Twilight. Twilight stood up straight.

"Ahem, I apologize for the chains and excessive force, but we do not take kindly to people calling our friends food. Now please, we would like to ask you some questions. First, though, let's introduce ourselves." She pointed toward the tan one with the hat. "That's Applejack." Then, the pink one with the cotton-candy looking mane. "Pinkie Pie." Next, she pointed a hoof to the white one with the horn. "Rarity." Cho'Gath followed her point to the yellow one this time. "Fluttershy." She pointed to the spectrum maned one. "Rainbow Dash." Finally, she bowed. "And I'm Twilight Sparkle."

"Yes yes, nice intro, now unchain me before I get too hungry." Cho'Gath was eying one of the nearby guards as if he were a chicken leg. The Princess raised a hoof and the guards unhooked the chains from the shackles around his body. Cho'Gath stretched all his limbs and craned his neck a bit. "Food, now." Twilight just seemed to notice how hungry the beast was.

"Right, sorry, do you eat lettuce or apples?" Cho'Gath laughed at her.

"I eat meat, Twilight. Fresh living meat. Much like your appetizing guards." He looked toward a guard in the back of the room and flicked his tongue, the guard stumbled over himself backing away.

"Oh, so no vegetables or fruit?"

"No, just meat. Fresh living meat. Now." Twilight wondered what they had to offer their guest. Before she could think of something, she saw Cho'Gath's eyes change to a deeper shade of green, then he charged a nearby guard. he bit down, ripping the frightened guard in half and allowing most of his organs to spill onto the marble floor. Guards in the background panicked and ran out the doors. Some nearby threw up. Twilight held a look of shock on her face. Cho'Gath just shook the dead body around, then chomped down sending bits of blood and gore everywhere. When he was done with the top half, he chomped at the rest on the ground, giving away to a satisfying sound. To Cho'Gath that is. splosh Everypony in the room other than the princess looked like they were going to barf.

"What?" Cho'Gath stared at them all with a confused look, bits of the guard hanging from his teeth. "Was it something I said?"

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