The stunning (for some values of 'stunning') conclusion (for some values of 'conclusion') to the epic tale of the Wizard and KitKat and their adventures in Equestria in search of the fabled McGuffin. He casts spells, she signed a NDA, and neither of them is happy with their arrangement but <editor note: insert appropriate proverb here>

Yet another installment in ‘why is this a thing?’ and fair warning I already had an idea for next year and it’s worse than this one but not that much worse, only a little bit. Somebody might get slit from guggle to zatch, but that’s future Wizard’s problem. For now, the mods require that the long description describes the story, so without any further ado, I present a disaster in progress.

Content warning: If this is the first one of these you’ve found, bail and don’t regret it. If you’re coming back for πs, you know what you’re getting into.