Edit: Changed the name. I just can't decide what to call thsi chapter! Anypony got sum ideas? Any tasty ideas anypony...?

I assumed my position and made a Japanese style fighting pose. I glared at every one of those douches with all the hatred that has stored up inside of me. I took a step forward and made a Samurai fighting cry.

"Hiyaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Wow, you trying to sing in the middle of this? I'm surprise why would even defend that slut.", Kevin smirked.

"Dahaha.", Score said with his retarded voice.

The three began to close in on me, and right as they got within range, I launched my first attack. I clentched my fingers into a fist and raised with. With lighting speed, I smashed it into Hoops. Hoops staggered backwards, and made Kevin and Score back up and look at him. Hoops took his hoof and whipped his nose. He looked down and saw a stream of red on it and began to whimper.

"Oh yeah, and don't think I'm stopping there you fuckers."

Kevin then glared at me and shouted his command.

"Score! Sick that whore!"

"Dah. Okay."

Score began to levitate on his tiny wings and locked himself into position. He then shot forward at a speed I rather had not expected to be as fast. I readjusted myself quickly and slid under his tackle. I grabbed a hold of his legs after my under pass and pulled down with my arms, effectively slamming the retard into the ground. Then, I felt a blow come to the back of my head. I stumbled forward and found Kevin attempting to beat me down. He stood on his hind legs and began throwing punch after punch at me. He landed a few blows against my head and smiled at his triumph. Only to realize, that I took no flinching from his punches. I pulled my arm backwards, clenched my fingers into a fist, and like a shotgun, I slugged Kevin in the stomach, then kneed him in the face.

Kevin staggered backwards and wiped the blood from his lip, then I rubbed the blood from mine. The three regrouped and took another combat stance.

Wow, these assholes think they can finish this.

Then, Kevin took a baseball bat leaning against a wall.

"Woah guys, let's not get any stupid ideas here. Someone could get seriously hurt."

Kevin smirked.

"Yeah, you."

He lunged forward and swung with the bat. I did a matrix-bullet time dodge from his first swing, but Score came and bashed me to the ground like a freight train. A mentally retarded freight train. Score had pinned me with his body weight on the ground Kevin and Hoops closed in on me. Kevin took a baseball bat and slammed it down on my chest. I looked around, and we had gathered quite a large crowd. I looked around and saw Rainbow Dash in the air, nearly about to break down at my bleeding sight.

"Hey, look. Your little fillyfooler is getting a little worried about you. Isn't that nice?", Kevin said again. Then, when he tried to bring down the baseball bat on my head, I grabbed it from mid swing. I actually rose from Score's body slam and had my hand firmly on the bat. Kevin began to take a much more fearful look as I towered over him. He looked at me, and then the bat. I yanked it out of his hoof, then kicked Kevin down to the ground. I held the bat like a golf club and took my swing for the 200 yard shot.

"FORE!"

I literally smashed that fucker in the ass.

Kevin was sent flying for 100 feet and the crowd began to get gasps of all sorts. I suddenly punched backwards and my fist collided with Hoop's face. He whimpered from the smash and fell backwards. Score then tried to dive-bomb me, and I just swung the baseball bat so hard, it broke over his body and sent him spiraling into a building. Score smashed through the wall, and a pink pony with a lily in her hair shrieked and smashed out Score, making him land back into the battlefield.

"Ouch."

I walked over to Hoops and Kevin, took one by each arm (Found Score to be a little difficult to carry), and set them down by Kevin. They all opened their eyes and shrunk down in fear at the sight of me towering over them with the baseball bat in my hands.

I could have sworn I heard the Mortal Kombat announcer say, "Finish them off!"

I threw down the baseball bat to the side, took a hold of all of their necks at once, and slammed them into the ground. I then started what could have been the most brutal speech in history.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here? We have an fucktard, an asshole, and a motherfucker over all of them."

The ponies gasped at my language.

"Yeah, you heard what I said.", I turned towards the crowd,"And if you don't want to hear the most brutal, curse filled, and hurtful speech in your history, then I suggest you go."

The ponies began to shift their positions nervously, but none of them left.

"So be it."

I turned back to the three assholes trying to sneak away. My wings shot out of my back, scooped them up, and smashed them down right in front of me. They opened their eyes once again.

Oh god, they had no idea what was about to come to them.

"Okay, let's start with the dipshit."

"Dah? Me?", Score asked.

"I think you should know that I'm talking to you. Just listen to yourself for ONE FUCKING SECOND. Are you even aware of your own existence? Do you know what Equestria is? Is you fat-ass body mass a cover-up for your obvious lack of a brain?! Damn! Where I come from, bullies think of insults to be hurled! When I hear you talk, you sound like you're giving yourself the name, "fucktard" over your head. And did you even graduate KINDERGARDEN?! To me, you're just another retard who passes himself of for a bully."

I turned towards Hoops.

"What's wrong? Did I hurt you too bad?", I said while I raised my fist into the air, effectively making Hoops cower in terror,"Yeah. Now think about other ponies when you insult them. Do you think you should be deserving all of those insults to?"

Hoops shook his head. Immediately, I brought my fist down onto his face, earning multiple shocked pony expressions from the crowd.

"GUESS WHAT BITCH?! YOU DESERVE EVERY NEGATIVE THING THAT ANYPONY HAS TO SAY TO YOU!"

I stood over him with a snarl. He cowered even more.

Then I turned to Kevin.

"Oh, I'm going to fucking enjoy this.", I whispered to myself.

I stepped over to Kevin and began the funnest part of my speech.

"You. YOU! The Adolf Hitler of bullies on the list of fucked up people in Equestria! Do you really think you look cool by harassing other ponies? Well...DO YOU?!"

Kevin was just shaking from pure fear. I quickly flashed my eyes to the crowd, and I found everypony stunned with shock. I continued.

"Well, guess what fucker? YOU DON'T! DO YOU ENJOY SEEING OTHER PONIES BREAK DOWN INTO TEARS FROM YOUR INSULTS?! Do you think you can just get away with this?! Well guess what? Other ponies may put up with your shit, well on the other hand...I WON'T! I am sick and tired of fuckshits like you! I had to deal with a lot of bullshit in my childhood, and seeing you three brings back a lot of those memories. And, what about all of this shit about "Fillyfooler"? And Rainbow Dick"? Is this all true?"

I look around and saw Score nod his head. I narrowed my eyes at them and spat right into Kevin's eye.

"Well guess what?", I said as I motioned for Rainbow Dash to come from the crowd. She landed behind my legs, and I pointed at the three dickfucks.

"Apologize to her."

The three bullies were completely shaking from fear. I made myself look even taller and shouted in their faces.

"Apologize to her. NOW."

The three still wouldn't open their mouths.

"SPEAK UP!"

The three had literally burst into tears.

"We're sorry!", Hoops blurted out.

"We're sorry we called you all of those things!", Kevin said.

"Dah, fillyfooler.", Score cocked his head.

I roundhouse kicked the fucktard in the face. Just like Chuck Norris would have done to Osama Bin Laden.

"Dah, I'm *cough* sorry.", Score admitted.

I turned around and still found Rainbow Dash hiding behind my legs, but had a little sense of satisfaction in her from the forced apologies. Rainbow Dash nodded to me and flew back into the crowd. I turned to the three assholes who started this.

"Now, if you catch you harassing, teasing, hurting anypony at ALL! And god help you if that pony is Rainbow Dash...I WILL SHOVE THIS BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR VAGINAS, YOU WILL CHOKE ON THAT THING IN YOUR THROAT! And be glad I'm saying this, because that will not be the worst of the things I would do to you."

I began to walk away, then I turned back.

"NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I DO THOSE THINGS TO YOU RIGHT NOW!", I shouted with all of my might. The three suddenly took to the skies with their tails in between their legs. I turned to the crowd, and saw that everypony had a horrified expression on my face. I stared at them all for I minute, then I dropped my head. Then, I heard a small pattern of clapping, then it turned to applause, then it turned into a standing ovation. I looked around and realize that those assholes had quite the reputation.

"Yeah! That oughta' teach em'!", I heard one shout.

"Hahaha! Look at them fly away!", I heard another.

"They deserved every bit of that!", I listened to one more.

The crowd began to disipitate, and I saw Rainbow Dash fly down to me. She was wearing a smile on her face.

"Wow, thanks Ben. Those pegasi really ruined my childhood. You know, no one has ever stood up to me like that."

Rainbow Dash quickly gave me a kiss on the cheek. I frowned and shook my head.

"I hate having to insult people-uh-ponies. I just makes me feel like the true asshole."

Rainbow Dash shook her head.

"Ben! Those bullies have been teasing more than just me! You've pretty much solved so many ponies' problems right now! Quit acting like this!"

I recovered.

"I'm sorry. I guess I did do the right thing. I just have such a hard time deciding if I actually did."

Rainbow Dash smiled.

"Come on Ben, lets get out of here."

I looked at the sky and saw a faint orange light shining above the horizon. Celestia was rising the sun.

"Okay, where do you want to go Rainbow Dash?"

Rainbow Dash stuck her head up and put a hoof to her chin.

"How about The Sugar Cube Corner? I hope you can handle all of the sugar this time you wimp.", Rainbow Dash chuckled.

I sighed and smiled.

Then, I saw something in the air. It was a pegasi. It touched down, and I could easily recognize it as Corrosive. He walked forward and the same slight scowl he always wore.

"Hello. I-um...Princess Celestia allowed me to go down to Ponyville after the Nightmare Moon festival had ended. I would like to go with you to the Sugar Cube Corner, if you don't mind. I just need to de-stress myself."

"How did you...?"

"Dragons have excellent hearing."

I thought about it for a minute and considered that his guy really need this.

"Alright. Come with us."

For the first time, I saw Corrosive's lips form into a passive shape, which was close enough for a smile for me. Rainbow Dash seemed a little uncomfortable with Corrosive coming along, but I talked her over it, and in no time, we were heading down towards the Sugar Cube Corner.

Awwwww, yeaaaah. Man I always wanted to do that to those assholes once I saw the Sonic Rainboom episode. Also, credit to Locoattack1 for part of the speech.

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