Nappa was on a train, with his friends of course they were on a mission to go to Canterlot. Twilight said something about this is a test, Nappa wasn't good at tests.

"This test is from Princess Celestia, I have not failed a test and I don't plan on failing one today!" Twilight declared, Nappa was eating a cupcake Pinkie Pie gave to everyone as they go to the Crystal Empire.

"Is it a math test? I'm not good at math." Nappa received multiple incredulous looks. As Twilight continues blab on about the Crystal Empire and Rarity gushing over the Crystal Ponies Twilight describes, Nappa is wondering what is going on, on earth.

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Someone walked up to Billy, Billy was in Nappa's chair.

"Hey, do you know where N-" Before the person could finish, Billy interrupted them.

"Fuck off"

"Okay!" The person walked out the room and Billy lays back with a smile on his face.

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"Huh, I wonder..." Nappa trailed off as he looked out the window, they arrived.

"Alright everypony we're here. Now we-" Before Twilight could even finish her sentence Nappa open the door and walked out into the cold. Nappa was unfazed by the cold because the cold never bothered him anyway.

"Really Author? You had to slide that in?" Nappa said seemingly to the heavens.

Yes, yes I did. I needed to.

"The fuck do you mean "needed" to?" Nappa snapped, the Author didn't respond because he was too busy coming up with a line for Pinkie Pie.

"Come on girls, this will be so exciting!" Pinkie Pie bounced ahead, the rest of the gang followed her. Shining Armor appeared from the snow.

"Twily, you made it!" He ran towards Twilight.

"Shiny!" Twilight ran towards Shining Armor and they embrace. (Like hugging... Not kissing ya freaks.)

"People be crazy you know what I mean." Nappa smirked.

Why are you so talkative today?

"I don't know why just feel like talking to ya."

"Oh hiya Author, I was wondering when you'll include my fourth wall breaking skills, so I decided to do it myself!" Pinkie Pie grinned ear to ear.

Stop breaking the fourth wall! Stop it! No breaking the fourth wall! No breaky!

"But why?" Pinkie Pie and Nappa asked at the same time.

I got done with a test and you could say I'm testy right now because I and just... UGH!!!! Just don't do it right now, later, next chapter.

"Do you Pinkie Promise?"

Sigh Fine, Cross my heart, hope to fly, and stick a cupcake in my eye. There I did it.

"Yay!"

"We better get go now, there are some things we don't want to run into after dark." Shining Armor said darkly.

"The fuck do you mean?" Nappa arched an eyebrow. Shining Armor looked back at Nappa.

"Hopefully you don't find out." Nappa frowned, he was virtually the strongest one here. He is the best at combat, he has years of experiences and Nappa's power level is higher than Shining Armor's.

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"Something keeps on trying to come in, we think it's the unicorn king who originally cursed the place" Shining Armor said looking back at the group.

"Hold on, a king? I thought Equestria only had girls for rulers" Everyone deadpanned at Nappa. "Well, all of you give off this "girl power" vibe and men are helpless so we'll save them. All of you are girls, why can't it be three boys and three girls? It would be balanced, as all things should be." Nappa laughed nervously as sweat dropped from his forehead despite the cold. "Okay I'll shut up now."

The wind howled fiercely.

"We need to get to the Crystal Empire, fast!" Shining Armor's face was one of worry as a large shadow like figure appeared behind them. Nappa turned around and his eyes locked with the beast. It was the unicorn king Shining Armor talked about. Everypony ran so Nappa ran after the ponies. A huge dome was in sight, it glimmered a bit. Shining Armor stopped, Nappa tried to stop but slipped and fell on his back.

"Shit!" Nappa cursed, Nappa got up and saw that Shining Armor had his horn infected by crystals. "Go! I'll buy you some time!" Nappa charged at the shadow and Shining Armor took this opportunity and ran towards the dome. Nappa punched the Shadow in his face where there wasn't shadow. The shadow growled.

"Who are you?" The shadow growled, Nappa showed the shadow his middle finger.

"Nappa, one of the last remaining Saiyans in the universe. Mind telling me your name?" Nappa folded his arms across his chest.

"Very well, I'll tell you. Not that it will matter anyway because you will die, my name is King Sombra." Sombra towered over Nappa. Nappa got into his fighting stance, Sombra turned into his pony form and ran at Nappa. He conjured up a black crystal scythe, Nappa side-stepped an attack from Sombra and punched his face. It made him stumble back a bit. "Not bad..." Nappa was in shock, no pony or creature had withstood a punch from him and shrugged it off. He was the first and hopefully the last, Sombra struck Nappa with his scythe cutting his arm. Nappa was bleeding, how could this be?! Nappa was blasted by a dark magic bolt. Nappa skidded to a halt and looked up, Sombra ran at Nappa horn pointing at him, Nappa flew at Sombra and donkey kicked Sombra's ugly mug. Sombra skidded back and saw Nappa popping his knuckles, Sombra dispelled his scythe and punched Nappa in his face. Nappa stumbled back a little but quickly advanced and punched Sombra who blocked it by lifting his foreleg. Sombra shot his dark magic at Nappa who jumped in the air and shot a Ki blast down at him, dust blocked Nappa's vision. Suddenly he was gripped by shadow and was thrown into onto the ice, Nappa bounced in the air by the impact and was blasted by Sombra. Nappa was thrown into an ice wall, Nappa spit on the ground, there was blood. Nappa growled and his Ki exploded, Nappa flew at Sombra who made a shield blocking Nappa's attack.

"Arm Crash!" To Nappa's surprise the barrier didn't shatter like it did to Chrysalis, instead Nappa was thrown back into the icy floor. "Impossible!" Nappa was panicking, how did his shield not shatter? How?! The shadow gripped Nappa's leg, "My leg doesn't bend that way, my leg doesn't bend that way!" SNAP!!! Nappa let out a scream of agony.

Meanwhile in the Crystal Empire...

Nappa's scream was heard as Twilight and her friends looked outside the dome.

"Nappa!" Twilight hurried to the dome but was held back by Applejack, Twilight looked back at Applejack with worry painted on her face. "Nappa is in trouble we have to help!"

"Nappa is the strongest one here, what do ya think Sombra will do to ya huh?" Twilight stopped, with a sigh she looked outside.

"I hope he's okay."

Back to Nappa

Nappa was on his stomach trying to get up but couldn't. Sombra laughed sadistically, Sombra charged up a strong magical blast from his horn.

"Well, this monkey seems like he had enough." Nappa growled in pure unadulterated anger.

"Okay, Pony Frieza, racist." Nappa looked up at Sombra who stood tall.

"Goodbye, monkey." Sombra unleashed the blast making Nappa go across the frozen north and into an icy trench. Nappa hit the sides of the trench and finally fell at the bottom.

"Ow."

A few hours later...

"Kami makes no mistakes, you're on the right track baby, you are bald this way." Nappa sang as he waited to be picked up by his friends.

"He's down here!" He heard a voice, his eyes lit up.

"EYYYYY!!!!" Nappa laughed but his laughter turned into a coughing fit. "Ey" Nappa now said weakly. It took ten, ten pegasi guards to pick him up. Which was insulting to him. Nappa had to be carried to the Crystal Empire and stay in bed for atleast a week, his Saiyan genes kicked it and he had to stay there for only three days!

"And that's a wrap!" Nappa laughed as the chapter ends.