So as of late me and my friend Samantha have been hearing rumors of people disappearing at Comic Con's around the US; we dismissed this as just rumors.
After buying a chainsaw and a book at Comic-Con, the next thing I know, I'm in a world with pony humans as Ash Williams. And to make matters worse I'm a goddamn slave to the Princesses while they read from the book and are forced to fight the reanimated dead and the possessed. And they're losing a fight they can't win, not without the Jefe, the Chosen One. the one destined to fight off this bloodthirsty evil