Be a Human Day

A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon

Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release.

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Contains some lesbian sister incest. Take that as a warning or enticement.

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When I’d woken up this morning, I certainly hadn’t expected I’d be making up for the lack of sexual activity over the past few years. Definitely not in just one day, either.

Yet, here I was, deep in the hot, tight asshole of Maud Pie as she kept her ankles up behind her head. She was squeezing her ass as hard as she could around me, trying to milk me for another load. Her skin was dark red and flushed, and our bodies were both dripping with sweat as I slammed into her bottom. Her round bottom was red, and getting redder as I slapped her ass cheeks with every thrust.

She let out a soft groan as her pussy fluttered. I reached down and rubbed her sex furiously. Her clit, already abused from our sex, trembled. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she orgasmed again-The spray from her pussy squirting all over my lower stomach. Her asshole clenched almost painfully around me, and despite all the activity of the past few hours, my balls were up to the challenge.

“UNNGH!” I shot another large load of burning hot seed deep inside her bowels. Her asshole squeezed again and again, as her sex fluttered like a butterfly.

“M-Maud,” I moaned softly. I leaned over and kissed her, as her body relaxed. It untensed, her legs slowly rotating down to the bed. Her shifting body made me slip out of her abused backdoor, and I wrapped my arms around her to hold her tight. “Mmm…”

She didn’t respond. I reached up a hand and checked her nostrils-Yes, she was still breathing. Maud had just passed out. I nuzzled her happily, my primal instincts crowing like I’d just brought down a mammoth. They’d been doing that a lot today.

I sighed as my senses returned though. I pulled back from her, and stroked her cheek tenderly. I then noticed that the bedspread was soaked and tangled up underneath her. Many cupcakes and danishes were on the floor. I groaned.

“Pinkie’s gonna kill me,” I muttered. I went to a nearby gel pump, and got some cleaning solution out of it. I wiped my dick off with the stuff. I'd used the same thing on Maud's asshole before-It functioned as lube and cleaner, clever-but you should be hygienic.

There was a crash from the nearby closet, and a familiar yelp. I sighed heavily.

“Don’t tell me,” I mumbled. I walked up to the closet door, and stood to the side. I opened it up, and out tumbled a shock of wild pink hair. I looked down at the pleasing form of Pinkie Pie on all fours, only an apron around her hips. She shook her head free of any dizziness, and looked up at me with a smile.

“Hi Shepherd! Those cupcakes really do the trick, huh?”

Pinkie was panting softly, her face bright red. I could smell her arousal in the air, it was so strong. The insides of her thighs were glistening with her girl cum, and dripping down onto the wooden floor.

Right on cue, my dick rehardened, and my earlier fatigue seemed to vanish into thin air. The enticing smell of a woman ready to mate filled my nostrils, and I licked my lips. Pinkie managed a little giggle.

“Um… I got a little distracted.” She beamed. “I’ve never seen Maud so happy! She passed right out! You’re really amazing!”

“Uh huh,” I managed. I slapped her thick bottom, and it jiggled amazingly. Pinkie trembled, letting out a soft moan.

“Ooh,” Pinkie murmured. She lifted her broad, round bottom up with a big smile. “Sooo… It’s later, you know.”

A thought managed to burst through the cloud of lust that had descended over my mind. Just enough to voice a question, even as I gripped her big, thick bottom and kneaded it like dough. She groaned happily, and wiggled her juicy rear.

“What did you mean about tonight though?” I asked. My eyes narrowed. “Does Twilight have something planned?”

“Um... “ Her eyes went up to the ceiling. “I’m afraid I can’t say.”

I let out a groan.

“Not a Pinkie Pie Promise!”

Pinkie Pie’s aroused face abruptly vanished into an angry glare.

“Don’t knock the promise!” She growled. “Ever!”

I slapped her bottom again, and again, harder. She groaned, the slutty expression returning to her face. I sighed.

“You really drive me crazy sometimes, you know,” I grumbled. I gave her bottom another hard slap, and she pressed her face into the floor. She moaned loudly.

“Ooh… That’s mutual~,” she moaned back. “Haa… You know, you could punish me~! Wouldn’t that solve both our problems~?”

“I could just leave you alone to stew in your juices,” I pointed out. “That’s how you punish a masochist.”

“How’d you know?” She gasped in utter seriousness. I blinked. I’d been joking!

Well… Maybe I’ll explore that a bit later. Right now.

“Never you mind that!” I shouted. “I could leave you right now!”

Pinkie moaned, and turned around. She squeezed her breasts together, looking contrite.

“Aw, are you sure you want to do that~?” She simpered. She pulled some syrup from her hair, and poured it all over the valley of her breasts. Her apron top was soon soaked, and she dropped the bottle. She squeezed them back together, and rubbed them up and down. She gave me a smile that made my cock twitch eagerly.

“Rrreeallly sure?” Pinkie further asked.

I grumbled.

“I really hate all of you, you know,” I growled. “Stupid sexy ponies.”

“That’s not how you talk to a girl hoping to be creampied with your bun in my oven,” Pinkie whined. I gripped her tight hair, and pulled hard. She let out a loud gasp, and girl cum dripped from her pussy all over the floor.

“What if she’s a masochist?” I asked. Pinkie beamed.

“Mmmm… Good answer!” Pinkie said cheerfully.

I reached up behind her and undid the apron straps, letting the top fall away. Before, her breasts had been hidden which had made them even more enticing. Now they bounced into the air, covered in syrup. I licked my lips: They were huge, Double-Dees at least. I reached down and pressed my cock between them. Pinkie Pie cooed as I squeezed her large breasts, pressing her inverted nipples like buttons with my thumbs.

“Oooh… I wonder what it tastes like~?” Pinkie moaned. She bent her head down and licked the tip of my cock, and I let out a soft groan. “Mm,” she sighed, “sweet and salty~!”

I pressed her breasts together tight, the warmth and softness intoxicating. I rolled my hips and thrust up in the wonderful paizuri. Pinkie Pie opened her big mouth wide, and slurped noisily around the length of my cock. Her lips stretched around my dick, and despite all the sex I’d been having today I let out a loud groan.

Oh my she was good. I thrust up faster into her hot mouth, between her sticky, warm tits. Her own hands came up and massaged my balls. She looked up as best she could with my dick in her mouth, her expression playful but impatient. I got the message: I thrust up as hard and fast as I could, the warm syrup and Pinkie’s copious drool keeping the experience slick and amazing.

“Oooh,” I moaned. I did remember my manners though-I pinched her nipples between my fingers as her hands held her breasts tight around my dick. I then stroked her nipples up and down my cock as I fucked her tits furiously.

“Mmmmngh~!” Pinkie Pie groaned around my dick, and shuddered all over. I didn’t know where to put my hands as her pussy gushed another spray of girl cum all over the floor. That said, I did know that I wanted to hear her make more enticing sounds.

I gripped her pink hair and let her tits fall back down. I rammed my cock down her throat, and she eagerly slurped it down. Her hands went up to my ass, and she took my cock down, down…

“Ohhhh fuck,” I mumbled. Her throat vibrated as she sang around my dick, and I dug my fingers into her scalp. Her lips were sealed tight around the base of my dick, and her nose was pressed into my nest of pubic hair.

She began to sing a song-Something that sounded familiar, but in my state I couldn’t parse it out. And besides, even Pinkie Pie couldn’t sing clear lyrics with my dick down her throat.

Not that I would tell her that. Wouldn’t want her to get ideas.

“Ah-Ahhhnngh,” I groaned, and my balls clenched hard. I erupted inside her throat, just as she hit some high notes. She gagged and gargled it all down, wrapping her arms around my waist to swallow every spurt. I moaned loudly, holding onto her head for dear life.

She looked up, long enough to pull back and take the last spurts into her mouth. She slowly pulled back, and opened her mouth in a big, wide grin. She stuck out her long tongue, covered in my seed. She took a long, loud gulp.

“W-Wow,” I managed. Pinkie Pie scooped up some of my semen, and held it up with a smile.

“Try it!” She said eagerly. I managed to stick out my tongue and lapped it up. It tasted like… Like…

“Blueberries?” I asked in disbelief. Pinkie Pie grinned happily.

“Can I cook, or can’t I?” She asked, waggling her eyebrows. “Wanna see what I can make out of a cream pie~?”

“I can’t get you pregnant, silly pony,” I chuckled, now in a much better mood.

“We can pretend~,” Pinkie cooed. “Think of it as a preview!”

I took hold of her mass of hair, and pulled up hard. She moaned loudly, and had to grip my shoulders to stay stable as she got to her feet. I crushed her small, plush form against my body and kissed her deeply. She returned it eagerly, her tongue wrapping around mine like a boa constrictor. Geez, despite being human she was still just as strong!

“Mmm… Still an Earth mare,” she moaned in between kisses. “You can plow us all day, we’ll go plow the field, and then we’ll come back for more! Every time!”

She rubbed herself up against me.

“Mm… And I have two other sisters just waiting to demonstrate,” she purred. “We want to be scientific about this, don’t we? We can do it together-One big happy family!”

I groaned. “You can’t be that kinky,” I replied.

“Oh yeah~?” Pinkie asked, mischief in her eyes. She undid her apron and let it slip down to the floor. Now totally revealed and bare, she smirked up at me. My cock revived once more. I groaned. Stupid cupcakes.

Pinkie Pie let me go, and turned around. She slapped her bottom enticingly, as she knelt down in front of the still out of it Maud. She wrapped her arms around Maud’s taut bottom, and pressed her face between her sister’s thighs. She began to eagerly lap and slurp at her pussy, moaning as more of my cum leaked out.

My jaw dropped, as drool ran down the corners of my lips. Pinkie Pie shamelessly ate out her sister, her long tongue diving in deep. Maud moaned, slowly awakening. She stared down at her sister, with her usual neutral expression.

“Oh. Hello Pinkie,” Maud stated. “Are you eating me out to further entice Shepherd for sexual adventures, or merely to get at his semen?”

“It can’t be both?” Pinkie Pie asked eagerly, wiggling her delicious ass in my face. She looked over her shoulder and winked. “Mm… Wouldn’t it be great if our foals had the same birthday? They could have one extra big party~!”

“Yes. They could,” Maud said. She looked up at me. “Would you please impregnate my sister while she eats me out, Shepherd?”

I groaned. I grabbed another cupcake and gulped it down in one bite. My body was filled with energy and warmth, and my cock rallied again like the champion it was.

Hey, enough sex with beautiful women who care for you will improve your self esteem.

Okay, yes. I know the prospect of becoming a father should scare any man. Certainly, it is a scary prospect. Yet at the same time, the idea of becoming a dad is something I also like very much. To be a father is a dream of mine.

Finally… How the hell could you resist the prospect of knocking up beautiful women? Especially when they’re offering an incestuous threesome?

Or perhaps a moresome, later. Oh right, first things first.

“I’ll do my best,” I said happily, walking up and giving Pinkie’s juicy, fat ass another hard spanking. She moaned happily, burying her face in between her sister’s thighs. Maud let out another soft sigh, and ran her fingers through Pinkie’s mane.

“That… Is all I ask,” Maud managed softly. I lined my cock up against Pinkie’s drooling pussy. She bumped herself against me, impatiently. I waited, just a bit longer. Just long enough to hear her moan. Pinkie Pie looked up piteously.

“Shepherrrrd,” she groaned.

“That was the look I wanted,” I said. “Though you could add more tears.”

She did so, her eyes shiny as tears gathered at the corners. I reached down and patted her cheek.

“Perfect!” I said. I gripped her hips and rammed into her more than ready pussy. The deep, womanly groan she let out was of relief and pleasure. The moan I gave out was just as eager. Her pussy was so warm, tight, and slick. I began to pound away at her pussy, my hips slapping into her thick bottom. I reached up and gripped her large, hanging breasts, using them as handles as I rammed into her furiously. Her pussy contracted, first and her entrance and then the middle, and then at the end-Like her amazing throat.

God she really was incredible. Even if she was a pink Eldritch abomination in a pony-er, human suit.

Or maybe she's a succubus. That would explain some things.

Her pussy was so wet, her juices like fine oil all over my cock. Even as I plowed away at her as furiously as I could, our bodies slapping together loud enough to fill the large room, she kept determinedly licking and lapping at Maud’s pussy. Well enough that Maud sighed and came all over Pinkie’s face. She screamed happily in response, and her pussy seemed to shrink around me. I held onto her, feeling lightheaded, as the sultry siren milked another orgasm out of me.

I filled up her needy womb with spurt after spurt of my cum-Just as much as when I’d started this crazy day. Enough that Pinkie’s round belly became a lot rounder. I nuzzled the back of her head and kissed the top, as she moaned in bliss.

“Haaa… Haaa… Oooh,” Pinkie mumbled. She giggled. “Wow… There goes my… Energy… For a while.”

“You have plenty to spare,” I mumbled back. I slapped her tits around, and she trembled all over. “Now… Are you sure you can’t tell me… About tonight?”

All I got was a snore. Pinkie Pie slid out from my arms, and I sighed. I picked her up and set her down on the bed next to Maud.

“Plow all night, she said,” I muttered. Maud nodded.

“That just indicates how good you are at this,” she said. “My mind is blown. I am ruined for any other male. I will be your sex slave, wife, concubine-Whatever you wish of me.”

“Let’s… Not go that far,” I said gently. I sighed. “You two get some sleep. I’ll see you later.”

I went to the shower alone, cleaned off, and came back out. I got my clothes, and pulled them back on.

The sex was great, yes. I still needed to go yell at Twilight a lot. Or punish her. I’d decide on which when I saw her.

Who knew I was actually falling into her devious hooves?

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Author's Notes:

We're still going with this! And there will be some Sparity and other lemons in the future. So stay tuned!