So sick

The powers I have are so sick.

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What the hell did I do to manage to sprout out the wings and the tentacles? And what the hell did I do to sound like a god? It was so sick, I want to do it again but I can't, I guess I was just caught up by the introductions. Nevermind that, I managed to make both Princesses blush! So sick, I guess my little gentleman act did the trick, well only Twilight looked mad, I knew she noticed my act. But damn, after I said what I said in a godly way, they all seem to be dying on the spot, this much power is so sick, only the Princesses didn't faint.

Anyways, the party was sick, I didn't even know that the Rainbow music sung by Sia had this much bass, somehow, I managed not to get too much attention from the ponies, I saw the hippogriffs mixed with pretty much everyspecies, besides dragons, well dragons besides Spike, who was chilling with the girls, also, the girls didn't want to question me yet because they wanted to enjoy the biggest party I've ever seen, I mean seriously, it looked like a convention times one thousand, this was so cool.

"So um, what do I do now?" I say to the girls after the party, it was late and they looked tired.

"Well, do you have a place to sleep?" Celestia said, I don't know why she looked like she wanted the answer so badly.

"I don't know, I'm pretty much just chilling around, I don't even seem to be sleepy, but if you want to know, nope, I'm a homeless dude right now, and also, I got promoted to a Lord status just yesterday." I said to her, she looked overjoyed when I said I didn't have a place to live, and a bit sad too, and confused when I said I became a Lord yesterday.

"Well, would you mind then sleeping in the Castle?" She said. Why am I a womanizer? This Princess just met me like 5 hours ago and already want me. What the hell man, I just want to chill! Maybe I'll go with Spike, he looks so chill that I'm impressed. No, I should not deny the offer from a women, and a beautiful Princess nonetheless.

"Okay, I don't mind." I said neutraly, I swear she would jump around with joy, because the happiness she have is oozing from her eyes, also, Twilight had her jaw dropped. Luna too looked happy, but in a childish way, why is she like that?

"*sigh* Well, me and the girls will sleep in the Castle too because it seems like they're too tired too return to Ponyville." Twilight said while going in the Castle with the girls, then, she glared at me, making the 'I'm watching you' emote.

"So, where's my room?" I said while going in the Castle too, Celestia blushed hard.

"With m- *cough* Follow me to the guest room." She said with the hardest blush ever. Am I really this hot that The Princess Celestia wants me?

"I will go on duty tonight, goodnight sister and goodnight Steve." Luna said while going where it looks like the Lunar side of the Castle, I bowed to her and said goodnight too, then I followed the overjoyed Celestia. Hehe, I have an idea.

"Did anypony told you you were beautiful? Because I'm saying you are now that I look at you." I said casually, this is the trollest I've ever been. Now, I can't even say she had blush because this much red on her cheeks can't be called a blush.

"W-w-w-what? P-p-p-please i-it's n-not much" She said while playing with her mane between her fingers. The anthro ponies are still weird looking but I can still deal with it. Her reaction was the most basic and anime like that it gave me rule 34 thoughts. No. Begone thoughts!

"Well okay, but seriously Princess, I won't even be suprised if every stallion in Equestria wants you, I mean, only the title of Princess refrain some of them to jump on you and do 'you know what I mean' to you." I said while looking straight in her eyes, this was it.

"P-p-p-please, s-s-stop saying such things. I am not that attractive." She said then covered her face with her hands while steaming. Am I really talking with Celestia? She looks more like a Fluttershy now.

"Okay if you say so, so, where is my room? There's like a thousands of them in this single hallway." I said while pointing at the hallway, she giggled a little then pointed at the first door on the right wall. It was a lonely but fancy door, this must be their chief because there's no way a door so ripped could be a simple guest door.

"This one, make yourself at home." She said while opening the door. Dude, that's the fanciest room ever, I don't even know how many jewels there are, and the bed! This bed is made by Hypnos that for sure, because only a god made bed can make you sleepy just by looking at it, don't even ask about the size of the room, that's royal class room! Wait a sec, I bet it's Celestia's. Oh my Lord.

"Nice room, welp, I'll go sleep then, thanks Princess." I said while going to 'sleep' in the bed, I look at the door and saw Celestia going away, seriously? That's not Celestia's room? Then that's the fanciest guest room I've ever seen. Then I fell asleep, I didn't even know that I could fall asleep because I was not sleepy remember?

"So, the Dream World? What do I do now?" I say while looking at the endless void in front of me, because I know I'm dreaming, then maybe I'm lucid dreaming now, so sick.

I began to make flat endless grassland with some trees in random spot, then I made a big sun in the sky with clouds, then I made mountains and volcanoes. So sick, I was a litteral god now, then I made a big tree on a little hill, it looked the last stage in Zelda Majora's Mask inside the moon, so peaceful that I wanted to sleep in my dream, I took a yellow herb that badass cowboys always have in their mouth then looked around, enjoying the view of my creation.

"Impressive, I've never seen a dream like yours Lord Steve." Luna said showing up out of nowhere, I cringed at the mention of 'Lord Steve'.

"Really? I thought that ponies had peaceful dreams." I replied while looking at Luna who was sitting besides me.

But, I wanted to look cool with the herb in my mouth, so I turned my head to her and spinned it in a 45 degree to the left and made the sun in a position where it's light is passing throught the tree's branch and leaves to make it look like my face was shining with the light ray, I also made a light breeze going in the direction where my head tilted so that my hairs were flowing graciously and peacefully with the wind. I bet I looked sick because Luna was blushing when I did that.

"My my, even the elements are under your control, your graciousness knows no bounds." She said while blushing and having a lustful stare towards me, I knew that clichéd anime poses would work in Equestria.

"No need flattering me, but you still didn't answer my question." I said to her with a deep stare, dude I'm actually flirting with Luna, Celestia would be so jealous if she saw this.

"Sadly, ponies have nightmares or have to much actions in their dreams, it is nice to finally have a peaceful dream for once." She said while closing her eyes and relaxing.

"It certainly is, now I wouldn't mind if you come here when you are finished with your duties, it's nice to talk to somepony real instead of a figment of my imagination." I said while relaxing myself, at this point we were having a blind conversation.

"Now don't underestimate dreams, they are much real I can assure you, I experienced it first hand..." She said sounding sad, I know she was talking about Nightmare Moon, I tought she was done with it because it was on season 5, or 4, whatever, that she got all the tantabus thing going on and we're litteraly on the season 8 pre-episode.

"Do not dwell on the past dear Princess, because only the future awaits you." I said, I'm sure this made her more happy.

"Thank you, those are wise words, even if I've been forgiven by everypony even myself, my past always haunts me." She said.

"Now now, isn't it ironic, the one who controls dreams and nightmares is being haunted by the very thing she controls." I said in a teasing matter, this made her giggle.

"It seems like you are waking up, it was nice to talk to you." She said before I woke up.

I woke up in the 'not supposed to be a guest's' bed wich was super confortable, I yawn while stretching and was going to go take a shower, until I couldn't move, something was keeping me on the bed, I looked behind and saw a big bulge under the sheets. Now I was still in sleeping mode so it took me a minute to figure out what that was, then, when I guessed who it was, I wasn't shocked or remotely suprised, I just sigh and took the sheet of, and there was Celestia, holding me like I was a teddybear.

"Your Highness? Wake up." I said while shaking her, she didn't move and just groaned a little.

"No..y..warm..don'...wa..too" she mumbled, I admit it was cute but I still need to go take a shower, so I somehow got myself out and covered her with the sheet, she was in underwear that's why. I'm looking forward to her reaction when she wakes up. The reason why I'm not flustered or even panicking is because, as I said, there's no reason too, you make foolish decision under pressure or embarrasment.

I took a shower in the bathroom attached to the royal bedroom, it was so relaxing I wanted to sleep again, I was a little suprised when I looked at my body because. One, I had abs. Two, I was muscular. And three, my banana was bigger than it already was before.

I dried myself after the shower and took my clothes, for some reason they weren't a mess and were even folded, when did Celestia do that. I then went back in the bedroom and saw Celestia waking up.

"Goodmorning Princess." I said to her leaning against a wall, this got her eyes widen. She looked at me, then at herself, then at the bed, then at herself again, then at me, then gasped.

"Y-y-you, I-I-I, W-w-we."She said flustered.

"Don't worry, nothing happened, but you must really tell me where there's the REAL guest room, unless you don't mind me being there." I said to her.

"I'll be waiting in the dining room." I said before she could say anything, and went away.

I said that to leave the awkward situation but I seriously didn't know where the dining room was within this impodsibly big castle, so I just walked in some random direction, after a while, I saw what looked like anthro Shining Armor, how convenient.

"Excuse me, but can you tell me where the dining room is? I'm kind of lost in this unbelievably big catsle." I said to him, he looked at me, checking me from bottom to top.

"You must be the guest Princess Celestia told us about, not a bad body, Follow me." He said while going somewhere I guessed was the dining room.

"So? Your the Captain of the guard? I noticed your armor was diffrerent from the other guards." I said to him in a friendly manner, he seems to tense down and replied.

"Yes, yes I am, I'm Shining Armor, althought there's not much to do as a Captain besides checking on the guards and guarding the Princesses." He replied casually. It's good that the man was chilling up because Shining Armor is scarier than Chilingl Armor.

"Huh, well this morning I woke up with the Princess holding me like I was some teddybear." I said casually, he didn't seem to notice the context because he rep!ied with an 'Okay' but then he stopped.

"Wait, what did you say?" He said while staring at me.

"Oh, I said that I woke up with the Princess holding me like I was a teddybear." I repeated casually, his jaw dropped and his eyes widen then he recomposed himself.

"So that's why the Princess was looking happier lately." He said while returning to the longest walk ever.

"Dude I don't even know why she's into me, I litterally met her like yesterday." I said to him, he just smiled.

"The Princess is mysterious, she must have seen something in you." He said, now we were pratically talking like old friends.

"Yeah, I bet that's what happened with your Princess." I said while snorting. He just glared at me.

"Hey, don't bring Cady into this!" He replied with a little anger.

"Cady? Seriously?" I said while laughing, he glared at me but began to laugh too.

"Okay, we arrived at the dining room." He said while pointing at the big double door in front of us.

"Thanks Shining Armor, let's chill sometimes your a cool dude. Also call me Steve." I said while patting his shoulder.

"Don't worry just call me Shining, or Armor, and yeah let's chill sometimes when I'm not in duty, also." He said then grabbed me by the shirt. "You better make Princess Celestia happy you hear me?" He said seriously.

"Dude, I don't even know why she wants me but if I end up with her, then you better beat me up because I'm lazy as hell." I said while laughing, he sighed and letted go.

"I'll hold it to you so you better not forget Steve." He said while smiling and waving goodbye.

"Yeah don't worry, see ya!" I said while waving him goodbye. I then entered in the dining room and saw the main 6 eating and talking.

"Goodmorning girls." I szid to them, they just looked at me going to a random chair and sitting on it, a maid started to come towards but I stopped her.

"Don't worry, I'm not hungry, I litterally don't need to eat." I said, she nodded and went away. I looked at the girls who were staring at me.

"So, you girls are still mad that I made you all faint?" I said bluntly, they just glared at me.

"Dude, I'm so going to beat your flank for that." RD said while making a fist.

"Chill Rainbow, I said I was sorry 'kay? I didn't even know that this wou!d happen." I said while putting my hands in front of me.

"Yeah yeah." She said while going back to eating, AJ just looked at me then returned eating herself.

"Darling, I must say, what are your clothes made of?" Rarity said while admiring my clothes.

"Silk, I think, and the jean is made from..." I looked at my jean and saw some kind of smoke envlopping it. "Shadows? I don't know but my shirt is made of silk." I said while looking at her, her jaw dropped, and Twilight looked amazed.

"S-silk? But that's so rare!" She said while standing up.

"Really? It's pretty common where I come from. I think? I just bought it in some store that's all." I said casually, her jaw dropped, well more than it already was, Twilight's eyes gleamed.

"That reminds me, where did you come from?" Twilight said already having her notes ready, I sighed and said.

"I'm from the United States of America." I said, this got confused looks from everypony.

"United States of America? There's no such places in Equestria." She exclaimed.

"That's it, that's because it's not in Equestria, it's not even from this universe." I exclaimed, this got everypony's eyes widen.

"Your from outter space? TELL. ME. ALL. ABOUT. IT!!!" Twilight said while looking mad.

"No way, when you look like that and don't even ask permission uh uh, nope, no way." I said sternly at her, her ears dropped and she sitted back while mumbling things.

"So what? Your an alien? Prove it!" RD said, I just stared at her.

"Are you for real? I nearly killed you gir!s yesterday from just showing off not even a fraction of my powers, I doubt that there are anything like this in here." I said, she smirked.

"Yes there is, the Elements of Harmony!" She exclaimed proudly, I just looked at her like she was stupid.

"Tell me, did your elements nearly end the lives of a being just by showing their powers? I doubt it." I said to her.

"No, turning something into stone or banishing a shadow to limbo isn't nearly killing something, it's called sealing away." Isaid before she could replie.

Before anypony could say anything the doors bursted open and a guard came throught.

"There's an emergency!"

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