Cloudly Nimbus is a young virgin working a diner in Cloudsdale when she overhears a pair of patrons talking about a Clocktower Society. Their tales make both her heart race and nethers quake. From then on, she pledges to seek out this society and live their life of debauchery to her fullest.

This is not her story.

This is the story of the support staff who ensure that Equestria's premier sexual cult can operate smoothly. This is the story of the doctors, the cooks, and the poor, poor janitors. This is the story of the dozens of ponies who work behind the scenes, ensuring that the magic of devotion can progress efficiently and smoothly.

This is the Clocktower Society as you've never seen it before. From the eyes of their administrative team.

A not so official parody of the Clocktower Society. Note that is written as a comedy and not a clopfic.

A spiritual sequel to Celestia and Luna are Well-Adjusted Adults, The Enchanted Library: The Secret Chapters and Fallout Equestria is a Very Serious AU .

Proofread by Undome Tinwe and Cynewulf, the fuck and marry of my fuck-marry-kill. Also Brasta Septim, who provided strict christian moral guidance through this.

Cover art was done by Manifest Harmony, holy shit this came out of left field and is utterly fantastic. Just look how good it is!