Prologue

Huh, I guess that's what i get for leaving my confort zone... Welp, here goes the story

"Dude you have to come to the convention"

"Yea, you can't just stay locked in your home forever!"

Said the two best friend i have, well, the best friend i made for obligatory education.
"I don't know, I'm too lazy to do anything I am not obliged to do, you two know this better that anyone."

I said with the most and i mean the most lazy way I could possibly think anything can do.
"Man your lucky you go on a trip to the US while we stay stuck in Tahiti, and what do you plan to do? Stay locked again..."

Said Kahai, the most shameless human i encountered in my life, the man litteraly said to his crush "Hey are you in heat?" in the most innocent and unknowing way of saying something.

"Besides you have to go on one of the conventions going on over there, I swear if you take a picture of a maid cosplay i'll do anything you want like a slave, I mean, maids are hot"
He continued with the last thing he said quietly enough for me to hear. This dude i swear...

"Yea and don't forget to get me some naruto stuff, especially some of sasuke's" Daniel told me. These two otaku's, i am one too but i stoped lately, and besides naruto was not really my style, Overlord on the other hand...

"Yea no, I'll go as Vaal Hazak because I'm a Monster Hunter Wolrld boi." I said getting daggers from the two.
"Uh huh, welp good luck trying to make a costume of those weird dragon/dinosaurs things, I bet you'll trip over your tail" Kahai smirk at me.
"At least I won't fail like you did with your crush" I replied snorting.
"Yeah that was so dumb!" Daniel laughted.
"Welp here's my ride, cya" Gotta get some materials and tutorials to make this zombie dragon a perfect score.

A month later

"Ok, flesh dangling (A/N yea i don't know)from every sides of my costume. Check." Well it's not really flesh, just some trick i got from tutorials. After a long check and re-check the details i got one thing out. "Sharp mangled claws.... Uncheck"" Shoot I gotta go now!"

After arriving at the con, i was struck and crushed because the entire place was filled with people that could populate the entire city of my home Island... Tahiti. Damn i already miss home and my mom is chilling at some places... i don't even care because why should I take the fun that my mom have?

Anyway looking around, I was still crushed and overwhelm by the sheer number of cosplayer here.
Then a maid came to me and said.

"Oh that's Vaal Hazak! It's pretty good!" She said with a tone that could rival Pinkie Pie's. Then i realize. Why do I have the feeling that I just R.I.P myself? Nevermind i wouldn't even be suprised that The Pinkie Pie could have influence in, well anywhere really. I tought still having shivers for comparing Pinkie Pie's crazyness and overpowered overwhelming and ..... Well over-anything really to some random maid attitude.

"Yea thank's, your outfit's good too, i know one friend who would rush over you to do who know what" I replied smiling after thinking about good old Kahai.

She blushed a little but not too much from embarasment. Huh, i go out 1 month and I already make a girl blush, i guess Daniel was right about me being some Anime main charachter/dense/harem boi.

"W-well, it's nothing really, my friends always tell me to go out of my confort zone and enjoy a convention""They also to!d me that maid outfit are perfect to go so i followed"

Well how familiar. Is this some love at first sight drama/romance i got into? Nope not with me, I am a Proud and Humble lazer and soldier of the almighty "Lazy" god. Not some drama playboy anime main character.

"Well it was nice to meet you, goodbye" I said in a neutral and almost monotone way.

"Yeah.. you too..." She said a little down. Geez if these two knew what i did to a girl while just talking they will laugh so hard the earth will shake.

Then i saw a lonely merchant in the corner over there, well you can't really see it, just read it. I went to him and immediatly said.

"How much for the rotten Vaal Hazak claws?"
He looked at me and stared for the longest time someone stare at me. It got do awkward that after the next.. hour? Day? Month? Year? Decade? I don't even know so much it was long for me. Then he said.

"Alright, you go over pony-land with these. That's the price and because you seem so entouthiastic about getting those while making me and you awkward and almost in an ever ending loop of timeless stares. It's free and considered paid so Bye!"

I just stayed there and said "Wut" and blacked out.

Author's Notes:

Hey guys, that's it. My first ever fic made and while displaced are quite outdated (for me at least) it's fun and good. Hope you enjoy and i don't really mind critics, nevermind i want those to see what i have to do better. Sorry if in the future I don't follow these. As it may seem i am repeating myself. I'm lazy and may just don't look to the commentary section.
'Till next chapter!