Dear Princess Celestia,

Anon got into a fight with one of the college students, a unicorn stallion. They were arguing about something involving a rich zebra and a poor pony. I don’t remember exactly. Anon... Well, I’ll just say he has a talent for using vulgarities in ways I didn’t think possible.

He’s thankfully uninjured, but he decided to stay at the library for the rest of the day. Please don’t be mad at him, Princess. The other pony attacked first. Anon may be abrasive, but he’s not violent.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle