Hey Celestia,

A griffon and a zebra just tried to rob the donation drive. They were arrested, but then the college kids from earlier ripped the FATtest NAP by yelling at everyone around us and blaming society for not being accommodating enough to non-ponies. Because clearly they can’t help but commit crimes if they don’t have ponies to guide them along a civilized path.

Twilight wasn’t going to tell you about this because she didn’t want you to worry.

Love, Anon