Dear Princess Muh Muh Muh My Corona,

Today Princess Luna told us all kinds of stories about the world back when it was cool.* Why didn’t you ever tell me you had a chariot made from a giant dragon skull?

Your reading rainbow,
Twigglet

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* Yet another tally in the Best Princess column.

Do you still have the skull chariot, by the way? It sounds badass. Imagine riding up to the dragon king in the severed head of his ancestor. Talk about a power play.

Love, Anon

P.S. - Is Luna mad at me? She kept slapping me with her tail and pretending not to hear me when I asked her about it.