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Response to this

Dear Princess No-one-is-allowed-to-have-any-fun-ever,

(In the midst of my frothing shitfit, I am somehow able to communicate well enough to tell Anon what to write.)

I understand and respect your reasoning, and will cease all necromantic activities effective immediately. No further monitoring or inspections are needed. I am telling the truth and could not possibly be lying, for I never lie. You can trust me.

Your normal, law-abiding citizen,
Twi-lied