Fee Fi Fo-Fia,

I wanted to fuck up that letter so bad, you don’t even know. Twi was staring at me the whole time, though.

Frankly, I’d cast my vote in the “let purple horse have fun with bodies” hat. We both know she isn’t gonna stop (not that I’d even try to stop her), so I say relax and see where she goes with it. I doubt my input matters, but I’m telling you anyway because fuck you I do what I want.

Love, Anon